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>> No.16247554

>>16247545
Im pretty sure he did that hoping it would go viral.

>> No.16247556

>>16247549
Is that p0rn?

>> No.16247568
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>> No.16247580

>>16247556
Only if Ekta Kapoor is involved.

>> No.16247581

>>16247568
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING STOP

>> No.16247582

>>16247556
it's p00rn

>> No.16247587

>>16247568
it would've cost you absolutely nothing to not post this... wtf bro, you broke me. I'm now fucking broken. I got broken by a fucking internet post. My day is ruined. FUCK.

>> No.16247591

>>16247568
Why is she doing that?

>> No.16247593

>>16247568
>>16247587
The avocado WEBM is worse than this

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>> No.16247619

>>16247587
found the bu/ck/

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>> No.16247624

>>16247620
I don't care what anyone says, I like Villeneuve's direction

>> No.16247626

>>16247612
What little soul she had, gone.

>> No.16247631

>>16247552
>he doesn't aerosolise his mayo
ngmi

>> No.16247633

>>16247620
He's fat, the food must be good.

>> No.16247643

>>16247554
He did that because as much as everyone hates it, how else are you supposed to pour from an oval dutch oven with handles?

>> No.16247655

>>16247643
the way you're supposed to, just hold the handles and pour
you just have to not hesitate, it has to be a clean and confident motion

>> No.16247658

>>16247643
Hold the handles and pour it that way?
Could take the time a scoop it out as well.

>> No.16247674

>>16247655
You can tell a lot about a person based on how confident and accurate they are at pouring. I tell myself that solely because I've received compliments about my pouring and want to feel loved.

>> No.16247676

>>16247655
You ever tried that with a big oval dutch oven? Slow or fast you'll pour a waterfall of sauce a foot and a half wide

>> No.16247682

>>16247674
It's that big dick energy

>> No.16247690

>>16247568
How do these people function in daily life, holy shit.

>> No.16247692

>>16247552
>the humans doing stuff that a robot could clearly do x50 faster
Was factory machinery a mistake?

>> No.16247709

>>16247620
Indian Duke

>> No.16247713

>>16247692
You will always need a few humans around to make decisions that the stupid machine can't make. Factory machines only make sense for a business owner if they need to make more shit than one or two humans can make on their own.

>> No.16247731

anyone got that gif of that crab genocide machine? I want to edit noses on them

>> No.16247739

someone post the webm of that restaurant that just smashes dessert on your table

>> No.16247753

>>16247643
trolling or retarded?

>> No.16247758

>>16247692
at 1/100th of the price

>> No.16247823

>>16247758
With 10000x the install cost.

>> No.16247842

>>16247624
kek

>> No.16247864

>>16247823
Usually a one time cost. In the long run, with wages saved from 12 or 24 hour shifts, they'll probably keep the food at the same price while the cost of labor would have plummeted.

>> No.16247874

>>16247692
>>16247713
It's like that Twilight Zone episode, The Brain Center at Whipple's

>> No.16247910

>>16247739
2nd

>>16247620
Whats he making, is it ice cream??

>> No.16247981

>>16247568
>5'11 vs 6'

>> No.16247994

>>16247545
hey, thats my webm!

>> No.16247995

>>16247612
she was about to cry but the rage held it back
They should play this clip in slow motion for psychologists in collage to study all the different emotions that flowed through her

>> No.16248013

>>16247994
Proud of you anon.

>> No.16248029

>>16247568
https://youtu.be/sSV5K8zEEAE?t=2585
here's the sauce, warning it's cringe

>> No.16248061

>>16247587
BUCK BROKEN

>> No.16248069

>>16247612
unironically dick move

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>>16248082

>> No.16248176

>>16247626
>>16247995
>>16248069
She knew it was going to happen you fucking simpletons. Anything for internet clicks.

>> No.16248199

>>16247612
Hell I once waved my hand in front of the camera and my wife was mad all evening. Don't get married kids or at least chose well.

>> No.16248208

>>16247620
>YOU GET...ONE PORTION

>> No.16248298

>>16247692
the real solution is not using automation as a bludgeon against the worker but to use automation to enhance the worker for enormous productivity. the problem is basically every economic and technological decision is made with an eye towards making sure cletus doesn't top $10 an hour

>> No.16248301

>>16248109
who

>> No.16248308

>>16247620
the absolute unit

>> No.16248314

>>16247655
most important lesson i ever got from my boss at the deli i worked at when i was in school
>either pour or don't pour

>> No.16248440

>>16247552
God I wisht that were me

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>> No.16248593

>>16248582
uwu

>> No.16248597

>>16248550
Does he have to eat the bun with the burger? At least a quarter of the burger overlaps the bun.

>> No.16248604

>>16248555
Just pour it on the damn thing.

>> No.16248641

>>16248586
>when you get the boss down to 50% HP and he sprouts more limbs

>> No.16248646

>>16248586
I thought these people are supposed to excel with electronics.

>> No.16248674

>>16248109
For me? It's Miku Abeno

>> No.16248697

>>16248550
when i saw that top kitchen nightmare episode it exactly made think of his bbq burger video, great that someone made a webm

>> No.16248717

>>16248109
Code?

>> No.16248761

>>16248561
Why

>> No.16248886

>>16248561
The nickavocado mcdonald's meal

>> No.16248982

>>16247624
I got the reference, have a (you). Dune gon be shit tho.

>> No.16249013

>>16247549
how is that even slightly funny? the plants would die from coffee.

>> No.16249015

>>16248561
Like pus draining from an abscess.

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>> No.16249028

>>16247545
>/ck/-related
that one looks more like /ck/-adjacent

>> No.16249029

>>16249025
american cuisine at its finest

>> No.16249036

>>16247655
Do you think sous chefs have problems like these?

>> No.16249053

>>16249025
4chan is now just a tiktok aggregator

>> No.16249057

>>16249053
Japan lost, China won. The nukes were dropped on the wrong country.

>> No.16249079

>>16247568
Everybody below the age of 30 was a mistake.

>> No.16249093

>>16247568
>replies every time
wonderful

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>>16248561

>> No.16249190 [DELETED] 

>>16249170
Canning is a hell of a lot of fun and the sky's the limit. You can skip the food mill step if you don't have one. The only reason I did it was I read that there's extra flavor in the skins of the apple, but I don't know if it made a difference or not.

>>16249174
I was skeptical of the mayonnaise initially until I thought it out. It's just oil and eggs. It sticks so well to the sprouts and they come out perfect. The last time I did it I had a little extra capocollo that I chopped and threw on top and it came out great. I don't know if I'd ever go back to oil/bacon grease after using the mayonnaise.

>>16249180
The next time I'm gonna use some dijon in the sauce. Pictures of the sides above, potatoes and brussels sprouts.

>> No.16249195

>>16249099
Disgusting. Looks like someone just combined whatever ingredients would give you the most noxious, foul smelling liquid shits

>> No.16249201

>>16247568
I'm highly concerned.

>> No.16249221

>>16249173
Made me gag...

>> No.16249226

>>16247545
Ow.

>> No.16249238

>>16249195
Ikr, how the fuck is curry so popular with non streetshitters. I wouldn't even feed this to a peasant.

>> No.16249239

>>16248586
An actually funny /ck/ webm for once. FUCK REDIT FAGGOTS ILL FUCKING CUT YOUR NECKS OPEN HAHAHAH LOOK AT DA SILLY BURGER WITH DA HUNDRED PATTIES HAHA SO RANDOM AND CRAZY RFUCIING SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LICTTLE MAGGOTS FUCK OFF

>> No.16249246

>>16249183
kek

>> No.16249269

>>16249183
Kek

>> No.16249277

>>16249057
Japs had no reason to attack the US.

>> No.16249281

>>16249183
Coin slot

>> No.16249286

>>16247692
Nope, having x50 the number of people we need was the mistake.

>> No.16249298

>>16249277
The US controlled the Philippines, which Japan ambitiously considered within their sphere of influence.

>> No.16249303

>>16249277
Apart from it being full of fuckin obese retards lmao shame it wasnt Japan that had the nukes, imagine if they`d just taken out America, what a better world we would live in now.

>> No.16249310

>>16247995
>slow motion for psychologists in collage
What, like a Peter Gabriel video or something?

>> No.16249320

>>16247620
Dirty. Paki. Cunts.

>> No.16249375

>>16249025
i'd eat her toilet

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>>16248566
>seasoning after its already on the grill

>> No.16249411

>>16248566
At first I thought this would be about the bun, and it'd be a colourful burger and it was here just because someone is conflating visually disgusting with taste. I made the non-American logical leap into assuming there would be four burgers, and someone was going to go TWO SLICES OF CHEESE, DO AMERICANS REALLY DO THIS and make a mountain out of a molehill.
The four patty stack was kind of gross, but I'm immune to that shit now. The excessive sauce, the same. Gross, but I've seen worse.

And then they smothered it in sprinkles and marshmallows. Do Americans really do this?

>> No.16249422

>>16249411
obsessed

>> No.16249433

>>16247994
what video is it from? i love it

>> No.16249451

>>16247910
Probably a thing called Kulfi

>> No.16249505

>>16249411
what the fuck kind of plain, tasteless, bland burgers do you europoors eat then?

>> No.16249517

>>16247568
I'm more frustrated by the fact they didn't peel carrot before cutting it

>> No.16249526

>>16249173
this post right here glowies, twisted fucking cyclepath

>> No.16249529

>>16249517
peeling the carrot also gives it 'sides' to rest on, so its even easier to cut. at the very least you can peel a single side so it doesnt roll

>> No.16249541

>>16249195
>waaaah it's tooo browwwwn :(((
pleb

>> No.16249545

>>16247624
That was good.

>> No.16249556

>>16248555
this is infuriating

>> No.16249581

>>16249173
jesus fuck

>> No.16249600

>>16249395
You're supposed to season after its been cooked as it would be burned on the grill.

>> No.16249608

>>16249505
We put Worcestershire sauce on burgers.

>> No.16249627

>>16249173
Delete this

>> No.16249659

>>16247587
Buck Status:
>Not Broken [ ]
>Broken [ X ]

>> No.16249660

>>16248586
>this is going to get worse before it gets better

>> No.16249727

>>16248550
So stupid. His point in the first clip was that the bun was too small. Comically so.

>> No.16249736

>>16248029
You must be very emotionally sensitive. That's much more tolerable in context, where it's clear it's just a stupid show where she has no idea what she's doing. Kind of cute, actually.

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>> No.16249843

>>16249505
Ausfag actually, and I was just expecting that to have been saved by a yurop who wanted to blow some food colouring and cheese out of proportion.

I'm used to burgers with lettuce, tomato, onion, meat, sauce, cheese and beetroot slices, with bacon, eggs and a pineapple ring if I want The Lot. I'm not used to sprinkles and shit on my burgers, so forgive my disgust.

>> No.16249857

>>16247612
I would stab this dude in the fucking throat, what the fucking shit is he thinking ruining the form of a fucking confection jesus fuck he's a fucking retard

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>>16247545

>> No.16249998

>>16249867
what am I supposed to look at

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>>16249998
the bald waddling mess in the red shirt is Jack

>> No.16250036

>>16249529
You should peel it so you don't eat dirt. You do know a carrot grows in the ground? Washing it doesn't remove as much dirt particles as peeling it.

>> No.16250045

>>16248550
In the video he seasons everything with salt and pepper.

>> No.16250056

>>16250027
Do they not train fast food workers on how to stop grease fires?

>> No.16250060

>>16250027
>oh good they're staying calm
>even deliberating on what to do
>surely the guy is off looking for something to smother it
>comes back with a fucking bucket of water
How were these assholes let anywhere near a fryer?

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>>16250056
>>16250060
You would think that was the first thing they were taught, yeah.

>> No.16250113

>>16250056
>do they not train fast food workers
nailed it in one

>> No.16250154

>>16250113
I remember when I worked in fast food and they put me in front of a computer for about 2 hours. At that point, somebody needed help in the kitchen and I was a warm body. Never sat back down or was deliberately trained again.

>> No.16250175

>>16250027
Im pretty clueless with food safety protocols but the right thing here would be to just cover the fire with a lid right? Pouring water on the grease fire isn't a good idea because oil repels water and that would just scatter the aflame oil even more?

>> No.16250177

>>16250056
too expensive, cuts into profits

>> No.16250184

>>16249053
>>16249375
the duality of 4chan

>> No.16250190

>>16250175
In a case like that you go right for the fire extinguisher. The 'covers' I've ever seen for fryers I would never trust to be tight enough to smother a blaze like that.

>> No.16250193

>>16250190
>go right for the fire extinguisher.
and then what? shut down for an hour during dinner rush while you drain and clean the fryers from fire extinguisher chemicals? fucking idiot.

>> No.16250200

>>16250175
You're correct that smothering is how you stop a grease fire. Only way to stop it is to deprive it of oxygen.

What specifically happens in the webm, though: the water hits the grease and sinks into it. A very short time later, the water is brought past the boiling point and flashes into steam. The rapid expansion of steam inside the oil flings very small droplets of oil into the air, forming an aerosol.
This aerosol then catches fire and fucks your entire life up. Imagine a scaled up version of the spray-can flamethrower.

>> No.16250207

>>16250200
Fun additional note: thermobaric weapons, or fuel-air bombs, use this same concept to extremely destructive effect, generating some of the most energetic explosions found in conventional weaponry.

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>> No.16250235

>>16248301
Sora Shiina
Cute tomboy Java star.

>> No.16250243

>>16250235
*jav star
Fucking autocorrect...

>> No.16250261

>>16250027
who is jack

>> No.16250267

>>16247612
Unfathomably based. People who take pictures of food should be crucified anyway.

>> No.16250324

>>16247552
>twin peaks intro theme

>> No.16250329

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48

>> No.16250346

>>16247612
Did he dead?

>> No.16250351

>>16249013
That's tea, you think they can afford coffee?

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>>16247568

>> No.16250362

>>16248109
thats mean

>> No.16250394

>>16247568
Whats the right way to do it though

>> No.16250415

>>16248561
This is why I dont eat out my girl the morning after sex

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>>16247620

>> No.16250526

>>16250027
we learn this shit in fucking elementary school in europe

>> No.16250547

>>16248029
>nu-"""""""yogscast""""""""
yogscast died when it stopped being just Simon and Lewis.

>> No.16250552

>>16248555
>the melted plastic cheese doesnt move in any way when the roller touches it
that's the fucking grossest part
means at the least the burger is stone cold.
at the worst it means they used shitty plastic cheese on a burger instead of cheddar or gouda like normal

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>>16249505
pic related is literally the perfect and standard definition of a burger.
yank """"""burgers""""""" are too brown and yellow, not enough colour in em.
that's how you know they're gunna give you liquid shits.
need at a minimum an egg, some tomato, maybe shredded carrot on there as well.

>> No.16250577

>>16249411
>Do Americans really do this

1. Stop being an obsessed faggot and
2. Apparently Californians do this.
Stupid queers will bitch all day about Midwestern and Southern food being unhealthy but slap some fag pride colors on trash food and suddenly it's all good.

>> No.16250578

>>16248109
holy cute

>> No.16250593

>>16249173
ok this is the worst thing I've ever fucking seen

>> No.16250609

>>16249517
same here, it was mistake before she even begin to fumble with cutting it

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what a shit webm thread

>> No.16250650

>>16250190
You dont need an air tight seal. The idea is to starve it of oxygen, a 3/4th cover would starve it of significant oxygen. That thing is consuming tons of oxygen and removing that whatsoever would hinder it severely.

>> No.16250654

>>16250193
I mean it's better than burning the store down

>> No.16250664

>>16250631
Does anyone know how he gets out when his shift is over?

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>> No.16250690

>>16247655
Why is he even pouring? Looks like the same pan. Just leave it in the first pan?

>> No.16250698

>>16250664
What? There's a trapdoor with a lever leading to a pit full of poopy spikes and snakes. He can't leave the egg throne. Ever.

>> No.16250701

>>16250664
His shift is over when he's sold all the eggs.

>> No.16250702

>>16250687
It looks the same when it comes in as it does when it comes out.

>> No.16250707

>>16250650
>The idea is to starve it of oxygen
Should have called chauvin

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>>16250631

>> No.16250718

>>16248582
What is this

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>>16250060
>staying calm
the first one just stands there looking at the fire like it's a leprechaun giving him directions to his pot of gold

>> No.16250730

>>16250718
It's how wemon are made

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>>16250200
>This aerosol then catches fire
so when the water has evaporated from the oil, there's no water left and the oil stops being aerosolized, the fire stops?

>> No.16250739

>>16248029
cute ladies!

>> No.16250748

>>16250738
Except the explosion threw grease all over the place so now the whole place is burning instead of just the pot the grease was originally contained in

>> No.16250755

>>16247552
it's really impressive that these machines can be designed and fine-tuned so precisely to do perfect work 100k times in a row like this
>sliding layers of cake one on top of another and landing it every time
>perfect swirls of frosting, perfect placement, pressure, every time
>dropping a kek on a conveyor and spinning it while it gets decorated from 5 different angles, no slips, no drips, no waste or mishaps, 3 seconds per kek
I would argue these food products are not prepared with love, but those machines are

>> No.16250765

>>16250687
Looks good honestly.

>> No.16250766

>>16250755
Do you think some of that love transfers to the kek during the process? Indirect love transfer if that makes any sense.

>> No.16250769

>>16250631
i love that this fucker is a legend here, but IRL he has no fking idea.

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>>16250766
I think so anon, yes

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>> No.16250777

>>16248029
utterly useless people.
not even their bodies are worth anything.

>> No.16250779

>>16250777
This. Waste of oxygen if you ask me.

>> No.16250783

>>16250772
Hmm sun dried chilies, the real Chad of home cooking

>> No.16250807

>>16247549
Top kek

>> No.16250808

>>16250783
You didn't notice the mice, did you?

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>>16250772
fuck that! i'm growing all my own shit from now on

>> No.16250836

>>16249173
This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

>> No.16250844

>>16250830
>i'm growing all my own shit from now on
Enjoy your unregulated food with questionable/non existing food safety standards

>> No.16250849

>>16250808
That's just some protein enrichment.

>> No.16250858

>>16250687
i'm impressed at how they stir it without it overflowing

>> No.16250861

>>16250858
How on earth is that impressive at all?

>> No.16250879

>>16250844
>I need the government to grant me permission to eat something I grew in my garden
No.

>> No.16250887

>>16249195
>>16249238
you must be 18 to post here

>> No.16250890

>>16250861
true, it's not as impressive as you managing to stop sucking cock for long enough to shit out that post

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>>16250844
>unregulated food with questionable/non existing food safety standards

>> No.16250913

>>16250027
I might be legit sad when he inevitably dies

>> No.16250921
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>>16250896
lets have a poll:

Still eat?
Don't eat?

>> No.16250936

>>16250896
So hot

>> No.16250950

>>16250896
i would literally pay extra for this

>> No.16250952

>>16249025
Why do americans do this??

>> No.16250967

>>16250952
They live for social media reactions.

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>>16250027
lmfao i was watching this thinking 'this is the one thing you need to know when working in a kitchen with a fryer besides normal knife skills, how can these people be so stupid'.

then i asked my gf what she'd do and she said take it off the heat and run it under tapwater.

>> No.16251007

>>16249025
>hershey syrup
Where it belongs

>> No.16251041

>>16250738
Eh, it returns to regular burning instead of being an all-encomassing ball of fire.

>> No.16251051

>>16249025
Why do US toilets seem to have that small exit where the waste leaves the bowl? I blocked so many toilets while visiting there

>> No.16251077

>>16250921
Wtf is that supposed to say

>> No.16251084

>>16251051
dude its like 4-5" inches wide, how wide is your asshole?

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>>16251077
can't you read?

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>>16251077

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>>16250844
>Enjoy your unregulated food with questionable/non existing food safety standards

>> No.16251107

>>16250027
This should be shown in elementary school just for how stupid it is. Typical human nature to go into brain dead freeze mod when it has to deal with something it doesn't understand. Worst part is that with all the time they were watching god he fire they could have seqched for the fire extinguisher which I think is at the top right corner of the video

>> No.16251126

>>16251051
Probably on of those low-flush toilets but still, you must make monster shits,

>> No.16251145

>>16250772
he do rats not get repelled by that? doesn't it get in their eyes?

>> No.16251164

>>16247620
House Harkonnen has fallen on hard times, it seems

>> No.16251183

>>16251090
Legend

>> No.16251188

>>16248550
what a fucking retard honestly imagine being so dumb you can't figure out how to eat a fucking burger.
plus the way he holds the burger pointed away from him and then stretches his face towards it instead of just bringing the burger to his mouth like a normal person I'm assuming is just for extra retard points

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>> No.16251202

>>16251192
Fat kid is a nice angle to try, pity the ripoff isn't as good as the original Turk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH480F3pNkE

>> No.16251222

>>16250830
that's some THICC bois, do you harvest when green or you wait till they have some colors on them? Every time I harvested red peppers from my plants the cores were all full of mold :(

>> No.16251223

>>16250687
>throws bread in slop
>fills up a pot that is already filles to the brim
>everything spilling over because there is no reason for the pots to be so full
I was literally waiting for another poo to come up an stick his fucking hand in the pot elbow deep.

>> No.16251229

>>16250896
>someone ate it
God I wish this whore was my gf

>> No.16251231

>>16250896
Has to be american

>> No.16251244

>>16251084
>its like 4-5" inches wide,
just the right size for an american made turd

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>>16251223

>> No.16251328

>>16251324
I cherish the day when India will learn about food sanitation

>> No.16251333

>>16247624
kek

>> No.16251353

>>16248561
So everything flows away when you cut it and then there's nothing left

>> No.16251354

>>16247612
lel

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>>16248561

>> No.16251373

>>16249867
>attention guests, if you spot a man with special needs bumbling around in a red shirt please call a staff member. his family is looking for him.

>> No.16251376

>>16249195
No it looks tasty

>> No.16251379

>>16251365
lol

>> No.16251383

>>16251328
Hey buddy you americans use hands all the time for preparing food, most people do. the poo hand/shit in the street meme is getting old real fast.

>> No.16251387

>>16248199
my life is much more peaceful and calm being single

>> No.16251396

>>16251192
that shirt he's wearing looks like something a furfag would made. won't surprise me this fatso is some gay furfag who bought it.

>> No.16251399

>>16247620
>Ahhh...Ethan Winters....Anyone who's anyone has heard of the likes of you!

>> No.16251405

>>16251324
and people wonder why they have a new strain of covid. nah, it couldn't be because of how they serve food, that's ridiculous

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>>16251365

>> No.16251420

>>16249183
nice

>> No.16251421

>>16247620
>Duke if he real

>> No.16251431

>>16251383
yeah because this street vendor/cook surely washes his hands properly
also you dont dip your whole hand in a liquid you are cooking like that, nowhere else in the world

>> No.16251434

>>16251324
>he can just tip the container and pour out the contents
>proceeds to sticks his whole hand in the container for absolutely no fucking reason
What the fuck man?

>> No.16251457

>>16247545
realistically what could he have done here to prevent this?

>> No.16251462

>>16251457
Not being a retard would be a good start

>> No.16251481

>>16251405
i'll bite, you're retarded.

>> No.16251486

>>16250844
You only need that for shit that you buy because you don't know exactly what you're getting.
When you're making it yourself you can see for yourself.

>> No.16251501

>>16248582
niko.jpg

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>>16249099
>1 tablespoon of salt and 1 tablespoon of sugar
fucking hell that's double your RDA of salt
just eat the fucking eggs you psychos

>> No.16251528

>>16250717
Is this real? How does he get in there? Okay, I get it, it's Chuck's feeduck and seeduck.

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>>16250329
TWU

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>>16250844

>> No.16251556

>>16250921
can someone translate this nigger shit?

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>>16250329
This and the cane are my favourite Cobra moments.
I'm impressed he knew better than to throw water on it, actually.

>> No.16251605

>>16250027

When I was in elementary school, they had the fire department come in and they did two things, let us meet a firefighter in full uniform so we wouldn't be scared if they came to rescue us during a fire (the year before some kid was scared and his in his toy box and died) and the second thing was showing us a video about what NOT to do with kitchen fires. I don't understand how people don't know what to do.

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>>16250056
>>16250060
>>16250175
>>16250261
>>16250526
>>16250913
>>16250969
>>16251107
>>16251605
>everyone saying they know how to deal with it
>no one says how

>> No.16251646

>>16251628

>>16250060
>>surely the guy is off looking for something to smother it

>> No.16251660
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>>16251628

Put a lid on the pot/pan. If doable, bring outside onto a hard surface away from any buildings. If you have sand or soil nearby, gently shovel it on top to assist with smothering (don't go too fast because you risk knocking off the lid and potentially spreading the fire, if it hasn't already gone out).

In the case of a restaurant, you can manually trigger the fire suppression system if smothering it doesn't work.

>> No.16251666

>>16251628
First, turn the heat source off.

>> No.16251683

>>16251628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fD1hkfubKE

>> No.16251689

>>16251324
My girlfriend said she really wanted to go to India to see all the buddhist temples and try street food, and all I had to do to put her off was show her videos like this, where it's clearly filming them doing absolutely disgusting shit as if it's 100% normal. The one where the guy was washing the plates in a puddle did most of the work. Just literally use a spoon, why the fuck would you stick your hand in the spices and then stick it in the food afterwards? You could even pour it in, but no, gotta touch everything for maximum disgustingness


Now I just have to make her not want to go to mainland china and I'm good. I ain't eating no gutter oil

>> No.16251691

>>16251365
daring synthesis

>> No.16251702

>>16251689
Tell her they also use one oftheir hands to clean their asses while eating with the other clean hand

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>>16251605
>the year before some kid was scared and hid in his toy box and died
Aww man :(

>>16251628
Lid, baking soda, fire blanket, or fire extinguisher (preferably powder).
I've thankfully never had to deal with it "for real" but I've been through a shitload of very realistic and detailed fire drills during my many years of working in hospitals.
I understand that not everybody is an expert on firefighting, but I would expect most adults, especially the ones who have a fucking job working with a deep fryer, to know that there are some types of fire you can't throw water on (namely grease and electrical). That should be the first fucking thing your manager in a place like that taught you.

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>> No.16251718

>>16251717
She's actually German

>> No.16251720

>>16251511
That's for many portions

>> No.16251725

>>16251718
proof?

>> No.16251745

>>16251511
Those were teaspoons

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>>16251720
>4 eggs
>many portions

>> No.16251753

>>16247612
that dude ain't getting a bj any time soon...at least not from her

>> No.16251762 [DELETED] 

>>16251725
Pures Leben is a show from Germany

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>>16248582

>> No.16251769

>>16251725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfmyHWDNjeM

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>>16247587

>> No.16251792

>>16251628
every place should have a fire blanket for this shit

>> No.16251844

>>16250394
Holding the knife correctly for a start, but for anything tough to cut, you make a smaller cut to get in just enough to stabilize and guide the cut so you don't have to hold the damn carrot in a way that would cut you when the knife slips.

>> No.16251855

>>16251090
And then someone managed to decipher it and explain what it meant and why.

>> No.16251862

>>16251725
The can of sausages has german test on it

>> No.16251914

>>16251192
I'd never go with my girlfriend to that because she'd end up leaving me after she saw how weak and defenseless I was against the ice cream magician

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>>16250193
Why are you worrying about keeping a fast food restaurant running when you almost burned the place down? Holy fuck wagies are so brainwashed.

>> No.16251962

>>16247994
I really like this video

>> No.16251969

>>16250728
Does this fat slut actually make money from this?

>> No.16251995

>>16251365
This is a special one. Imagine showing this to someone who has never been on the internet before, then try to explain the 3 different layers of fucked up separately because they were obviously never captured at the same time or same place. Imagine that for a second. Yeah you probably wasted a second of your life thinking about that second but still... crazy right?

>> No.16252013

>>16251995
>3 different layers
what's the hands part from?

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>>16251431
Yeah I bet he has picrel hanged over a perfectly sanitized stainless, portable sink hooked up to the purest water source from Fiji. Racist prick.

>> No.16252041

>>16252013
tubgirl

>> No.16252044

>>16247545
I remember when retarded ass /ck/ thought he didn't do that on purpose

>> No.16252048

>>16252044
Why would you do that on purpose?

>> No.16252054

>>16252048
Because he was being a goofball and wanted to make a meme/go viral

>> No.16252056

>>16252048
To aerate. You think he wouldn't have just done a jump cut if it wasn't part of the process.

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>>16251383
It got old when modern plumbing was invented yet in 2021 most of India is still scared of the toilet witch and wipes with their hands they don't wash

>> No.16252079

>>16252041
thanks I don't think I'll watch it

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>>16251222
i pick them green because my garden was under siege from every bug, fungi, mold imaginable

>> No.16252091

>>16250394
smaller knife.
hold the carrot in a "laundry peg" grip (oh w/e it's called) and pull the knife through. if you do it correctly you have 0 chance of cutting your fingers.

>> No.16252094

>>16247612
clearly staged. damn soulless chink can't even fake being upset properly.

>> No.16252099

>>16249013
oh no not the poor innocent plants noooooooooo

>> No.16252108

>>16252094
You've never had a gf, right?

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>thread is just shockvalue garbage
when will the tourists go back to /v/

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>>16252019
>>16252019
>Expecting the most basic levels of sanitation and hygiene of a culture is racist
Seethe harder Rajeev

>> No.16252129

>>16252108
i have. none of them were basic bitches thou

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>>16252121
>could have posted a good webm when bitching about bad webms
Frogfuckers are a really smart bunch

>> No.16252144

>>16250631
Como ele sai sem quebrar todo os ovos?

>> No.16252148

>>16250559
That looks like it tastes like shit

>> No.16252158

>>16251353
Cutting is just for show. You're supposed to bite into it and have it all flow into your mouth.

>> No.16252163

>>16252132
I hate how so many of these stuffed jalapeno-related recipes use fucking cream cheese as a filler cheese. Yeah I get it, it's creamy and bland, but how about something more creative like mascarpone, cottage cheese or even goddamn ricotta? Surely one of these saltier cheese would mesh better with the heat than philladildo cream spread.

>> No.16252165

>>16250559
there's way too much shit on there, one bite and everything would slip and slide everywhere

>> No.16252168

>>16251192
You know what, this fat dude looks happy. Good for him

>> No.16252169

>>16252148
nigga there's a beet on that bruger
a beet
you see that
a beet

>> No.16252183

>>16252165
Your burger dexterity is weak.

>> No.16252194

>>16251914
kek

>> No.16252197
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She's so cute. I want to work out with her.

>> No.16252200

>>16251969
sadly yes. people actually watch this

>> No.16252208

>>16251725
>>16251717
Still German
>pures leben
>10% mehr

>> No.16252223

>>16252163
> stuffed jalapeno-related recipes use fucking cream cheese
Popper traditionally use cream cheese, cheddar ones suck

>> No.16252243

>>16249824
anyone else kinda creeped out that the potatoes were moving at the start of the video then stopped?

>> No.16252257

>>16250844
Spotted the Bong

>> No.16252275

>>16251725
The show name is in german at the bottom, plus the hot dog can is in german

As it stands, what are the round things added near the end? It looks like chocolate but I don't know. Also how are you supposed to eat that? it going in the oven looks like it would just be a molten mess

>> No.16252295

>>16250559
Why the fuck is there sliced beetroot next to grilled pineapple on there. That seems disgusting. Plus the egg looks horribly bubbly, if you can't make a smooth fried egg you can cut with a fork, you can't make a fried egg

I do appreciate the attempt to add plenty of colour, but it's a bit too far to add disgusting shit to it just to make it colourful

>> No.16252305

>>16252041
It's goatse, the wedding ring is classic

>> No.16252322

>>16251995
>So yeah, first of all, look at how gross this burger is, it's got like three pounds of liquid cheese in it
okay...?
>So then, the hands are an old meme called Goatse, people used to send each other a picture of a guy spreading his asshole wide open
Why would they do that?
>To gross them out, I guess
And you've seen this picture enough times to recognise his hands?
>...Yeah. Anyway, the last one is of a fat degenerate youtuber who eats shitloads of food online and cries in every video
And people watch this?
>Apparently. Anyway, he's a fag and has an onlyfans, and his ruined asshole is another picture people send each other to gross them out. By ruined I mean this guy shits himself constantly, and there's a rumor he got it snipped to make his asshole more like a vagina
And again, you recognize this guy's asshole
>Yeah

I don't get why it's supposed to be funny, however.

>> No.16252333

>>16251702
Yeah, I mean that was a big part of it. I didn't go full designated shitting streets straight away, but I pointed out they wipe with the same hands they stick in the food, and I don't see any hand washing station on any of their food stands

I still don't get why they are so seemingly averse to eating utensils. Like pretty much every people in the world has some manner of way of eating that doesn't involve ramming your hands into a shared pile of rice, but there we go

>> No.16252347

>>16252275
>what are the round things added near the end?
negerk├╝sse

>> No.16252362

>>16252019
Using the hands that get used to wipe your asses to stir a pot is unsanitary, Pajeet. Why is it that rather than improve your own country so literal millions don't die of diarrhea, you'd rather seethe online and pretend it's normal and a good idea to stick your shitty unwashed hands into food to stir it rather than use a spoon

And yeah, people in western countries do use their hands to assemble cooked ingredients in mcdonalds, but they regularly wash their hands. You'll note that, for example, the UK has 180 food poisoning related deaths per year, while India has food poisoning related deaths are the third most common cause of death, causing 334,000 deaths in children alone

>> No.16252369

>>16252197
Imagine if that chicken breast was my dick haha

>> No.16252370

>>16252347
>negerk├╝sse

Ah right, so it's marshmallow based. I mean after the chocolate I don't know what I expected. Also, is that still the name? Kek

>> No.16252393

>>16251192
pretty gross if you go there not knowing how many times each cone has been handled by some fat idiot

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>>16247739
This one?

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>>16252454

>> No.16252532

>>16252370
We call it "Niggerbaumwolle" now.

>> No.16252728

>>16252532
What does that mean? I don't know german. Obviously I get the first part

>> No.16252949

>>16247591
Because w*men are retarded.

>> No.16252995

>>16252305
I fucking hate retards, you fucking retard.

>> No.16253010

>>16248109
god i hate women

>> No.16253045

>>16250036
You absolute fucking pussy.

>> No.16253158

>>16251383
Then stop being a nation of disgusting street shitting shit skins. gross fuck

>> No.16253240

>>16250687
Hurry hurry hurry, buy my rice and curry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKtNawQ3cxM

>> No.16253300

>>16249013
The part where he didn't appreciate his wife's loving efforts.

>> No.16253336

>>16251703
Why does he look like he's doing something illegal?

>> No.16253368

>>16247692
>>16247552
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>> No.16253407

>>16250755
It's what autism must feel like.

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>>16247731
got you covered senpai

>> No.16253489

>>16251192
He's probably autistic too.

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>>16247731
bonus

>> No.16253509

>>16253480
>>16253490
Are they okay?

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>>16248109
Reminder that if you're white and lust after asian women then don't complain about BBC fucking white women. Racemixing is a sin.

>> No.16253515

>>16251324
Is there an India in Africa? That guy is dark.
I'm more bothered that he dipped his hand in the liquid then into the container with the red powder.

>> No.16253561

>>16251628
I always love these videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFwkGTEles8

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