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[Anonymous No.16244724]

Confess your culinary sins. I'll start.
>I can't be bothered to incorporate warm milk to my roux when I'm making béchamel, so I just break the clumps with a hand blender

[Anonymous No.16244775]

>>16244724
>milk
your real sin is deriving joy from the cruel exploitation of dairy cows
burn in hell rapist

[Anonymous No.16244779]

>I once made a salad out of plain salt potato chips, an open bag of cheese and a can of tuna because we had to finish the food we brought camping
>friends all thought I was a weirdo

[Anonymous No.16244792]

>>16244724
I killed a young teenage girl in a hit run incident on the Cinncinati-Zanesville Rd outside Lancaster, Ohio on July 19th 2011. I put her body in the trunk of my car and buried her behind an abandoned Dollar Store in Newark, sold my car and moved out of state.

[Anonymous No.16244800]

I am sexually aroused by women consuming large amounts of food. (not fat)
https://youtu.be/ESCB_-8L994
https://youtu.be/8xwBzmZ8o24
https://youtu.be/iQQqBZP8psA

[Anonymous No.16244809]

>>16244792
i once fucked a super drunk passed out chick at an abandoned dollar store in newark ohio

[Anonymous No.16244814]

>>16244779
that sounds great, I would eat that in an endive barquette, maybe even mix in some coleslaw and a bit of mayo for good measure

[Anonymous No.16244823]

>>16244775
>thinks milk is rape
>doesn't say a word when an actual rapist describe ducking a passed out drunkard
vegans man, you're something else

[Anonymous No.16244836]

>>16244724
I hate avocado with a passion. It looks and has the texture of baby vomit

[Anonymous No.16244874]

>>16244809
Weird, I was doing shrooms in an abandoned dollar store parking lot once and could have sworn one of the visions I had was some drunk hobo violating a corpse with half it's limbs broken before it stumbled away

[Anonymous No.16246040]

>>16244724
I frequently overcrowd the pan

[Anonymous No.16246134]

>>16244724
>Turn power down on microwave
>Warm it for a minute
>Stir
>Put it in for another minute at low power
Once it's warm it's good to go. Not like it's going to get cold again. You could even put the power right down and warm it for 2 minutes, also doubling as a timer for cooking your flour in butter.

[Anonymous No.16246148]

>>16244874
Weird. I was once in an accident and passing in and out of consciousness while being raped in a dollar store carpark and swear I remember seeing some guy watching it happen while pretending to jerk off.

[Anonymous No.16246152]

>>16244836
What? You mean mashed avocado right? Are you one of those American's that just tried avocado for the first time?

[Anonymous No.16246438]

>>16244823
>fucking a passed out drunkard
woosh

[Anonymous No.16246440]

>>16246134
But I don't own a microwave
>>16246040
classic

[Anonymous No.16246444]

>>16244724
I love making sloppa. Just dump everything into a pot and let it simmer until done. So simple and low in time investment.

[celebrity chef robert flay No.16246498]

>>16246148
oh thank god it's you! I actually forgot my wallet that night and i was wondering if you happeend to grab it? congrats on being alive btw. someone should tell the hit and run anon he can move back home

[Anonymous No.16246530]

>>16244792
You should have buried the body somewhere much more remote.

[Anonymous No.16246664]

>>16244724
>>16244775
>>16244792
>>16244809
>>16246498
That's it you're going on the chair >>16237871

[Anonymous No.16246673]

>>16244724
I've probably made close to 1000 cakes but never have sifted the flour.

[Anonymous No.16246690]

>>16244823
Nigger doesn't know time flows linearly in one direction.

[Anonymous No.16246696]

>>16244809
Finding a passed out drunk chick is like finding $20 in your couch. Best day ever.

[Anonymous No.16246751]

>>16244809
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

[Anonymous No.16247843]

>>16244724
I often just throw shit like ageing vegetables and yesterday's Chinese takeout in a wok, douse it in hoisin and people think it's a sort of thought out asian dish

[Anonymous No.16247848]

>>16244724
One time I ate a whole onion raw like an apple and it gave me stomach cramps so bad I literally shit myself

[Anonymous No.16247870]

>>16247848
not a sin

[Anonymous No.16248033]

>>16246673
i don't think i've made that many cakes but i have made a lot, and i have never sifted the flour either.

[Anonymous No.16248042]

>>16247870
if shitting yourself is a sin then i'll see you bastards in hell

[Anonymous No.16248063]

>>16246673
>>16248033
What's the point of sifting anyway? Sounds like something people would do back in the time they would systematically have bugs in theirs and we just kept doing it by tradition as some sort of superstition

[Anonymous No.16248094]

>>16248063
Helps with lumps and clumps.

[Anonymous No.16248285]

>for most of my life, i didnt realise you had to cook frozen vegetables
>just ate them frozen and crunchy

[Anonymous No.16248383]

>>16246673
I have this weird flour sifting thingy and used it maybe 3 or 4 times.
It's just sitting in my pantry

[Anonymous No.16248388]

I hate eggs in any shape and form.

[Anonymous No.16248446]

>>16244724
>use milk from fridge
>no clumps
???
how do you niggers keep fucking this up?

[Anonymous No.16248459]

When I cook for my friend with food intolerances I purposely use spices that will make him sick
I say friend, but he's my gf's cousin and tried to sabotage our relationship by telling me he fucked her so he gets what he deserves.
Sweet potato with a few pinches of chili powder, stuffing with gluten, the oldest stuff in the fridge. He has MCAS because he's been fat since he popped out the pussy so it's easy to poison him with literally anything and he thinks it's an accident or his fault every time.

[Anonymous No.16249242]

>>16244724
Once I drove hundreds of miles to eat at a Jollibee after suffering a partial breakdown. It was cash and now I unironically love Jollibee.

[Anonymous No.16249854]

>>16244792
are you me ?

[Anonymous No.16250228]

>>16244724
i hate having to buy fresh rosemary, it's the single most useless seasoning

[Anonymous No.16250418]

>>16244724
I put coffee creamer in my corn chowder as a flavour enhancer. Everyone likes it though.

[Anonymous No.16251045]

>>16244724
I've thrown 1.5 kilos of turkey meat directly into the trash throughout the past 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.16251423]

>>16248285
What's wrong with raw veggies? Besides, the freeze crystal uses the water in the cells, enhancing the sweetness and altering the texture. Ever tried frozen grapes? They're like bitesize tasty sugar balls.Just make sure they are seedless and that you've cleaned the first.
>>16248388
I'm sorry for you :(
>>16248459
>>16251045
That's the kind of thing you'll
have to answer for
>>16250228
Rosemary plants are nice to have at home though, and super fragrant and convenient in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.16251445]

>>16244724
I hate most condiments and/or sauces. Ketchup, mustard, mayo, ranch, buffalo/wing sauce, it's disgusting to me. Just the hint of smelling them makes me gag. I'm fine with a few of them like BBQ though. It's to the point I can't eat most foods from popular places because I feel self-conscious when I order a naked burger or hotdog.

[Anonymous No.16251459]

>>16251445
It's interesting that you'd be okay with bbq but not ketchup and mustard. I mean ketchup is sugar and vinaigre with tomato past, mustard is spices and vinaigre - mix moth and you have a basic bbq sauce.
Have you tried making your own sauces or condiment? Maybe that could help with your aversion if you don't like having to deal with it

[Anonymous No.16251592]

>>16251459
Yeah I don't know what it is, I've felt like this ever since I was like 5. I think it's probably something psychological