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I wanna get drunk, but not drink. Help me out
>inb4 drugs

>> No.16233947

drugs

>> No.16233958 [DELETED] 

Choke yourself until you have oxygen deprivation

>> No.16233961

>>16233945
Put alcohol in your butthole

>> No.16233962

>>16233945
wine enema. gets you drunk as a skunk in seconds.

>> No.16233971

>>16233962
Any hazards I should be aware of?

>> No.16233985 [DELETED] 

>>16233971
Yeah, you'll be a faggot

>> No.16234256

>>16233971
you'll piss out of your mouth

>> No.16234260

>>16233971
bypasses the liver so you are at greater risk of alcohol poisoning.

>> No.16234283

Xanax

>> No.16234300

>>16233971
Drinking too much wine turns your shit black. I assume imbibing it anally will turn it white, so be careful.

>> No.16234319
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>>16233962
Is this real? Does this mean all those doujins where girls pour sake on thier cute and funny’s is real?

>> No.16234356

>>16233971
don't use anything too alcoholic. your large intestine will absorb liquids *very* quickly (that's its job) so all the alcohol hits your bloodstream in seconds. not joking, you're standing there with the wine running up the enema tube into your ass thinking about how retarded you look, then suddenly you're too drunk to stand.
>>16234260
it doesn't bypass the liver. whether you drink it or enema it, it still hits your bloodstream where the liver processes it. alcohol itself isn't what makes you drunk, that's done by the byproducts from the liver breaking the alcohol down. but alcohol *is* toxic, and squirting it up your butt gets it into your bloodstream ridiculously quickly.
>>16234319
sure. for extra fun get your gf (female or male, your choice) involved in the fun, and use champagne instead of still wine.

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16234439

I need answers, not opinions, dammit

>> No.16234564

>>16233945
Welcome to shots of vodka.

>> No.16234614

>>16233971
risky that you'll just keel over and need medical attention

why the hell don't you just drink alcohol?

>> No.16234616

>>16233945
Nutmeg powder

>> No.16234618

>>16234300
I dont think that's how it works Anon

>> No.16234619

>>16234439
you were already told to butt chug wine what more do you want

>> No.16234623

>>16234439
wonder if spritzing everclear into your mouth would work

>> No.16234628

>>16234623
disclaimer, it might kill you and all.

>> No.16235394

>>16233971
Shoving stuff up your ass makes you a fag.

>> No.16235416

>>16234300
I love a good red wine dump. I like a good beetroot poo too because I always forget that I ate it and enjoy the little bit of fear in the morning from the colour.

>> No.16235549

>>16234439
try vaping it

>> No.16235563

>>16233945
vape liquor

>> No.16235640

>>16233945
just go sleepless for 36 hours

>> No.16236024

>>16235416
This poster is too based for earth

>> No.16237012

>>16235640
You need at least >60 to get to the good stuff though like shadows taking form and moving in your periphery while also feeling like something is watching you from just behind your perception.

>> No.16237019

>>16233945
Take alcohol pills.

>> No.16237023

>>16237012
Do you need caffeine or other drugs to make it that far?

>> No.16237025

>>16234439
Vape alcohol, just be careful. All you need it a bike pump and a wine bottle

>> No.16237037

>>16237023
Honestly they are more of a detriment at that point. You hit a level where caffeine actually just makes you more sleepy. It's more of a willpower mania kind of thing I used to do when I worked night shifts for a few years. The biggest help for another wind and a bit of energy was doing crap like jumping jacks and trying to get a little adrenaline going.

>> No.16237043

>>16233945
squit hand sanitizer up your bum bum

>> No.16237045
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>>16233945

>> No.16238345

>>16233945
have you considered drugs

>> No.16238461

>>16233945
either alcohol enema or boiling some vodka and inhaling the fumes

>> No.16238736

>>16233945
People butt chug booze, but I'm not sure that's a good idea.

>> No.16238739

Take some small nips of ghb. You will feel the best drunk

>> No.16238821

>>16233945
what a retarded question

>> No.16238867

>>16234260
>>16234356
>it doesn't bypass the liver. whether you drink it or enema it, it still hits your bloodstream where the liver processes it. alcohol itself isn't what makes you drunk, that's done by the byproducts from the liver breaking the alcohol down. but alcohol *is* toxic, and squirting it up your butt gets it into your bloodstream ridiculously quickly.
What he said, and also butt chugging is dangerous because unlike drinking, your body isn't able to puke it out once it detects toxicity on its own.

>> No.16238886

>>16233945
Alcohol is drugs. Smoke weed and get your dopamine from exercise.

>> No.16238944

>>16234356
>>16238867
while an alcohol enema won't bypass the liver altogether, it won't go through that first pass metabolism which is a huge part of how alcohol affects you.
>alcohol itself isn't what makes you drunk, that's done by the byproducts from the liver breaking the alcohol down
this is not true, you may be confusing hangover effects with intoxicating effects.
buttchugging is not a good idea, because it goes through much less hepatic breakdown upfront, and there is a much higher bioavailability rectally

>> No.16239853

>>16233945
i wanna say i have some better idea but benzodiazepines.

>> No.16239952

>>16233945
Just dip your dicktip in a glass of warm sake.