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Show me some of the most unhealthiest food ideas that have ever happened. Greasy messes, horrific combinations that are deep fried, Fast food abominations. Post them!

>> No.16232741

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>> No.16232766

Donut vision and poptart shoulder pads

>> No.16232779

>>16232624
look at any menu of any fast food restaurant in the US

>> No.16232777

>>16232624
only an american would try to eat an enitre piece of pizza, hamburger, hot dog, hot wings, and fries in one fork full

>> No.16232863

Uranium burgers

>> No.16232869
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Left or Right?

>> No.16232879

>>16232869
>Left has onions, tomatoes, potatoes, lettuce, pork, chicken and beef; a very balanced and nutritious diet
>Right has lawn trimmings and an unripe apple

Yea thats left for me

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>>16232624
Most of the food in this archive is unhealthy but delicious looking, like pic related:
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood5

>> No.16233025
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The Heart Attack Grill menu

>> No.16233041

>>16232945
Do you mean Margarine in general?

>> No.16233080

>>16233025
I'm sure you all know of it but for more elaboration from wikipedia:

The menu is generally themed around items that are exceptionally high in calories and fat. It includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", "Quadruple", all the way up to "Octuple Bypass" hamburgers, ranging from 8 to 32 ounces (230 to 910 g) of beef (up to about 8,000 calories (33,000 kJ)), all-you-can-eat "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), beer and tequila, "butterfat milkshakes," and soft drinks such as Mexican-bottled Coca-Cola made with cane sugar. Customers can also order unfiltered cigarettes, or candy cigarettes for children.

Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free if they weigh in with a nurse waitress before eating. Beverages and to-go orders are excluded and sharing food is also not allowed for the free food deal

>> No.16233507

>>16232913
I honestly thought deep fried butter is meme to banter with Americans

>> No.16233519

>>16232766
hehehehehe

>> No.16233554
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Deep Fried Snickers anyone? Fair season's coming up!

>> No.16233561

>>16233025
>>16233080
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOW!

>> No.16233579

thought of this on a bike ride just now:
yogurt made with half and half, or heavy cream

>> No.16233583

Just watch Food Network or the Cooking Channel
Every show is a slop sandwich slathered with mac n cheese and smoked beef
And the guys serving it are all 400 pounds

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>>16233583
You sir, are a loon.

>> No.16233611
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Donuts are the trifecta of unhealthy.
- deep fried in vegetable oil
- wheat dough
- sugar

>> No.16233827

>>16232777
hell yeah nerd just like we ate your mom's pussy

>> No.16234069

>>16232741
I want to murder him

>> No.16234084

I would guesstimate frozen pizza.

>> No.16234175

>>16233025
>a one-patty burger giving you a fucking bypass
This baldie is a little histrionic,
and honestly, lard isn't entirely worse for you than c*nola- I think most people have a kneejerk revulsion because they think fat from an animal will immediately be processed into fat or some shit.

>> No.16234388

>>16232869
Left because I'm not a whiny beta European faggot from Sweden

>> No.16234536

>>16232913
I'm gonna be honest, I've seen this picture many times and not a single thing on this menu looks appetizing in the slightest.

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>>16232624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJu4ex7dQ4M

>> No.16235971

>>16232879
>green apples
>un ripe
Fat yank cunt

>> No.16235986
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Martabak, basically a thick pancake with a 10-12 inch diameter smothered in butter then topped with chocolate sprinkles, peanuts, processed cheese and condensed milk, the toppings may vary but that's the most popular topping

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>tastes like a dirty fig newton at best
>still packs a billion calories for every little tiny biscuit

if you've never had a mooncake you would be shocked at how totally unsatisfying something this bad for you could be. rivaled only by the amish whoopie pie in how little pleasure you get vs. how much your body is gonna churn and seethe an hour later

>> No.16236020

>>16234536
Eh, aside from the Cinammon shit the bottom row, while horribly fat and unhealthy, doesn't look half bad, it's the top row stuff you could literally chase me away with by holding it to my face.

>> No.16236027

>>16232624
>most unhealthiest

>> No.16236036

>>16233554
I had a deep fried Mars bar or Moro bar about 17 years ago and it was pretty dope. The batter and the chocolate bar was like a luxury doughnut or some shit.

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>>16236036
>>16233554

>> No.16236057

Will americans one day find a way to deep fry oil itself?

>> No.16236202

>>16235971
>unripe fruits are green and sour
>ripe fruits are red and sweet

retarded yuropoor

>> No.16236228

>>16232913
And see? Essentially EVERYONE in that picture is thin. It's almost as if you can eat fattening foods in accordance with a healthy diet and remain healthy.

>> No.16236233

>>16232913
do americans really?

>> No.16236240

>>16236228
This looks like some stand on a fair or spring break location, it's like teenagers need to literally gorge themselves to get fat.

>> No.16236254

>>16234536
You can't tell me a grilled cheese with bacon doesn't sound appetizing

>> No.16237080
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Yes, one cheetos mess please.

>> No.16237117

>>16232869
>Green apples, blueberries, broccoli, brussels sprouts
This shit is delicious and I would pick it over even the best burger any time.

>> No.16237151

>>16232624
https://www.homemadeinterest.com/pecan-pie-brownies/

>> No.16237167

>>16236006
most traditional asian deserts are beyond disappointing

>> No.16237175

>>16237151
Kek the picture of the two hambeasts that made the recipe says it all

>> No.16237184

>>16237175
this is actually a better recipe for it, the fat chicks use a premade brownie box mix but that's the first result

https://celebratingsweets.com/pecan-pie-brownies/

>> No.16237710

>>16237080
how much extra is it to to crush up a cheeto over a nugget

>> No.16237717

>>16233025
Why is it cash only?

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>>16232624
Everything with white sugar, which causes cancer.

>> No.16237760

>>16237717
you might pay by credit and then die... essentially a free meal

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>>16232624

>> No.16237880

>>16232624
comically large fork

>> No.16237916

>>16232624
anything with corn syrup

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>> No.16238037

>>16238013
>covered in wieners
Ha gay

>> No.16238046
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literal poison

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>>16232624
those.. must be bigass forks.

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>cheerwine soda
>w/ chili cheese fries

>> No.16238378

>>16238089
I need that bread in my life.

>> No.16238493

>>16237710
Regular KFC hot wings (2 pieces) - $1.99
KFC Chicken Sandwich - $3.99
Regular KFC Fries - $2.49
Mac and Cheese - $1.99
Crispy Colonel Combo (Most similar to the Cheetos version, a sandwich, some wings, two sides and a drink) - $7.99

A KFC Chicken Sandwich with a handful of Cheetos stuffed at the bottom and some Cheetos dust sprinkled on top - $4.75
KFC Cheetos Box which includes the Cheetos Sanwdich but also a MTN dew drink (has to be the orange MTN dew), some fries with some cheetos dust sprinkled on them, some wings with some flamin hot cheetos dust sprinkled on them, some mac and cheese that has some cheetos baked into it and cheetos dust sprinkled on top - $9.99

Regular bag of cheetos so you can just buy the Colonel Combo and pour on more than a little sprinkle of cheetos dust and a handful of cheetos into the sandwich - $1

>> No.16238534

>>16233025
>get a burger nobody could possibly eat, let alone hold without it falling apart
>"NO SPLITTING OR SHARING! also cash only"

The fuck's their problem?

>> No.16238900

>>16232863
Uranium is the shit, it has 20 billion calories per gram. Just think of the gains bro

>> No.16239167

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjNZB20U7wI

>> No.16239286

>>16232624
Victorian England:
raw beef blood
candied mice
bread soaked in grease

>> No.16239419

>>16232869
A bit of left, a bit of right

>> No.16239455

>>16239286
why should raw beef blood be unhealthy? I mean disgusting yeah and back then probably slightly dangerous but per se unhealthy?

>> No.16239471

>>16232741
Looks good

>> No.16240411

>>16238534
You can't possibly get a heart attack if you share it with 4 other humans.

They'll get sued for false advertising.

>> No.16241504

>>16232913
imagine not fortifying with butter

>> No.16241629

>>16233025
Looks like someone took a shit on that hotdog top left

>> No.16241685

>>16237717
Because burgers are corporate cucks that has been conditioned to scream socialism at anything that even hints of government regulations, no matter how sensical they'd be. This in turn allows the banks to rape shops that wants to accept creditcards, with skyhigh fees. The banks knows the shops can either spread their cheeks or be cash-only.

>> No.16241774

>>16233025
>plus 8.25% tax for our wasteful government to squander
based

>> No.16241786

>>16237767
>ywn eat Hammo's Spaghetti McBolognese

>> No.16241930

literally anything that has sugar in it

>> No.16241995

>>16233827
Dangerously based.

>> No.16242393

>>16236202
is there something wrong with unripe fruit? i like mine sour.

>> No.16242453

>>16242393
They have less vitamin c.

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