/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16224681]

Can't beat it.

*cracks open a tinnie*

[Anonymous No.16224690]

>>16224681
Fake Bongistani go back to your spider-infested prison country

[Anonymous No.16224698]

>>16224690
I'm not anglo, my family's central european. no one here likes nigels anyway.

[Anonymous No.16224699]

>>16224681
>beef sausages
>not pork
NGMI

[Anonymous No.16224735]

>>16224699
pork is gross

[Anonymous No.16224747]

>>16224735
shalom brother, want to discuss ways to destroy the west?

[Anonymous No.16224753]

>sliced bread
>not buns
How have you Americans not burned this establishment to the ground yet

[Anonymous No.16224768]

The real question is, onions on top or underneath the snag?

[Anonymous No.16224776]

>>16224768
I made my own tonight, I personally prefer the sauce and onions underneath. hardly any of them fall out this way, and the sauce doesn't drip.

But both are fine, I'd never bitch if someone handed me one like in the OP pic.

[Anonymous No.16225133]

>>16224698
How do aussies feel about scots?

[Anonymous No.16225139]

>>16225133
Fine, same with Irish and Welsh. it's just bongs we fucking hate.

[Anonymous No.16225140]

>>16224681
I, too, love major corporate bodies devouring our culture.

[Anonymous No.16225146]

>>16225140
Idiot, the people that do the sausage sizzles are typically just families that bunnings allows to sell there. they have to pay a fee, obviously, but they make decent cash off of it. wgaf.

[Anonymous No.16225161]

>>16225146
And in consequence all sausage sizzles everywhere become mentally associated with the hardware chain. They also have to buy their sausages from Woolworths instead of the local butcher. It is sinister as hell.

[Anonymous No.16225170]

>>16225139
based

[Anonymous No.16225185]

>>16225161
>have to
Really? but also, wgaf. Woolies sausages are decent. I personally get mine from my butcher, but if I'm spending 2 fucking hours walking around a giant hardware store I don't mind giving a family $2 for a woolies snag and a can of pasito at the end of it.

you're not fighting the power by avoiding this either, you just talk shit on the internet and pat yourself on the back.

[Anonymous No.16225191]

>>16225146
Huh, whaddaya' know... Kroger's sushi counter works the same way in America. Kroger rents them out to a Japanese company, that sublets them to Japanese people that want to start a business in America. It's more of a franchise deal than anything else.

[Anonymous No.16225205]

>>16225185
Not just on the internet. I share awareness every time anybody smirks out a Bunnings snag reference, no matter the context.

[Anonymous No.16225232]

>>16225205
>he's THAT guy
''ACSHULLY''. Again, nothing wrong with buying a snag from the lower middle class family that paid their dues to be able to sell on the lot.

[Anonymous No.16225237]

>>16225191
It's a good model, don't agree with big corporations but they don't have to allow tiny business/families/blue collars to earn money from them. It's harmless, doesn't improve the public opinion of them by much but it gives other people a go.

[Anonymous No.16225267]

>>16225232
Yes, I too love watching our culture be devoured by corporate bodies.

[Anonymous No.16225271]

>>16225205
>>16225161
>>16225267
You're probably not even a labourer or tradie, just some pencil wristed dipshit from gated melbourne suburbia, studying sociology trying to tell actual hard workers where they should shop and what they should eat.

[Anonymous No.16225287]

>>16225140
>>16225161
correct, Wesfarmers knew exactly what they were doing, at it was 100% for their own benefit.

>>16225146
I hope you're paid to say that, the alternative is your brain has been rotten by corporate marketing and now you're shilling for free.

[Anonymous No.16225289]

>>16225205
>I share awareness
In western nations we call that “bitching and moaning”, as raising/spreading/sharing awareness is code for ‘feeling like you did something without having to do anything’.

[Anonymous No.16225293]

>>16225271
Bunnings isn't a first stop for tradies. They stock cheap rubbish.

[Anonymous No.16225298]

>>16225293
>Bunnings isn't a first stop for tradies
You're absolutely fucking full of shit.
>>16225287
Paid by who, cunt? fuck off.

[Anonymous No.16225302]

>>16225271
Oh yeah, Only real dinkum blokes know to eat what wesfarmers tells us. Who are these PUSSIES trying to tell us that the BUNNINGS™Sausage sizzle® is some 28billion dollar corperation trying to hijack an australian tradition? They probably aren't even BLUE COLLAR like you and me, right fellow working class man?

Get outta here you marketing vampire you're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous No.16225308]

>>16224681
That's a safety violation.

[Anonymous No.16225309]

>>16225298
No, I'm not. Maybe if all you do is swap fuses or piping in a domestic setting, but any respectable project will need resources sourced from real trade suppliers.

[Anonymous No.16225314]

>>16225298
>OH I LOVE SPECIFIC COMPANY
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHO COULD POSSIBLE BE PAYING ME?
lol pathetic

[Anonymous No.16225316]

>>16225302
What's your trade, retard? No, real aussies don't give a fuck and will go to what's available/nearest to them. If you disagree with that, then you literally dunno shit about working class australia. go back to china.

[Anonymous No.16225322]

>>16225314
>love
don't give a fuck about bunnings, all of its workers are retards that send you to the wrong aisle. I'll still go there if it's around the corner and I need some new fucking drill heads asap. Bunnings can die for all I care, this thread is about how the families doing sausage sizzles are good and, apparently, butthurt communists.

[Anonymous No.16225338]

>>16225316
>I hate china but I go to the store stocked exclusively with made in china shit.
Yeah I believe you chang.
Whats your trade? Oh yeah, marketing, we already can tell. Fuck shills, Fuck Wesfarmers. Fuck Niggers.

[Anonymous No.16225351]

>>16225322
>Its all about the families.
god you can't even stop sounding like their marketing team when you're pretending to hate them. It's all about wesfarmers getting cheap marketing, Fuck off bunnings shill.

[Anonymous No.16225355]

>>16225338
tiler. going to get back into my chef apprenticeship soon and finish it, might switch to that full time.

you didn't answer though, what's your trade bud? also, fuck you, don't imply I'm a goddamn chinkoid. I'm the type of dude that stopped buying vegemite because kraft bought woolies and coles out to knock aussiemite off the shelves. suck my dick you faggot poof.

>>16225351
westfarmers can die too, who gives a fuck, you're all just misconstruing my posts. i would gladly buy a snag from some people outside bunnings, eat half and smack it in your effeminate leftoid faces.

[Anonymous No.16225363]

>>16225205
>>16225267
>>16225287
>>16225302
>>16225314
Holy fuck
This sort of person is what you Aussies call a “soft cunt” or “pooftah”, right?

[Anonymous No.16225367]

>>16225363
150%, probably never had callouses in their whole life

[Anonymous No.16225381]

>>16224753
hey its lepol face sans glasses

[Anonymous No.16225387]

>>16225363
>>16225367
Too right fellow tradies, lets all go get BUNNINGS™Sausage sizzle® today because thats what all us blokes do, Did I mention that their prices can't be beat? If you find a competitors lower price they'll beat it by 10% (including gst and deliver) on the same instocked item, what value. Oh thats the missus home, she just got back with the latest bargains from our favourite store, can't wait to see what she got. Later fella's catch you at the job site that we all totally work at tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.16225405]

>>16224681
me as a child: nooooo we cant eat hotdogs or brats without buns nooooo
me as an adult child: fuck buns give me a fork and a knife and some slices of bread

[Anonymous No.16225406]

>>16225387
yeah, i'm sure a marketing firm would love me saying bunnings and westfarmers should die while also using racist terms against the same bugs our big companies are trying to sell us out to. you nailed me, fucking retard chink faggot kike.

[Anonymous No.16225418]

>>16225363
What if McDonald's found a way to have the American Eagle inextricably associated with their brand in your national psyche? The soft cunts are the drones that happily gobble such things up.

[Anonymous No.16225433]

>>16225418
give it up already, you won't even say what trade you're in. tradetools is better, as is total tools, and especially the little family owned store the next block from me -- doesn't mean i wont go to bunnings if i need to and buy a fucking sausage on bread afterwards on a job.

/leftypol/ is redditway, fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.16225455]

>>16225433
Don't forget to post about with a big bunnings logo in the picture after, name it something like "Can't beat it."
Thanks
- Buttley Turdler
[e-mail]
Marketing team executive

[Anonymous No.16225470]

>>16225455
i'm drunk and you're starting to piss me off, lad. i just wanted a thread about sausage sizzles, because my dinner was one. your obnoxious commie crap has convinced no one, you're also a retard. commit seppuku and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.16225473]

>>16225418
>What if McDonald's found a way to have the American Eagle inextricably associated with their brand in your national psyche?
This is America.
It would be more similar to McDonald’s having the American burger associated with their brand.
Oh wait…

Anyway, our huge home improvement / building supply stores often allow mom/pop operations to sell grilled hotdogs outside. Grilled hotdogs are very much an American tradition.
Nobody is mad about it, or thinks the store has usurped the glory of the hotdog, or begins to associate hotdogs with said store.
It’s just a building supply store. It happens to have a hotdog vendor outside. You can grab a hotdog when you run over there because something broke on a job and you need a replacement.

[Anonymous No.16225480]

>>16225473
You're arguing with a retard, don't put so much thought into it. just call it what it is, a commie tranny.

I associate sausage sizzles with school fundraisers, not bunnings. dude just got triggered by a picture.

[Anonymous No.16225484]

>>16225480
What kinda sausage is it anyway?
Kinda like a bratwurst or something?
OP pic looks fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.16225485]

>>16225470
>wah I can't talk about how much I love my BUNNINGS PRODUCTS in peace
>they must be commie cuck lefty trannie fags right fellow /pol/ frens?
Your a shill, you fuck off. You fool no one.

[Anonymous No.16225497]

>>16225473
Everybody in Australia today associates sausage sizzles. Go to a sausage sizzle anywhere, someone will mention Bunnings.

>>16225480
I don't think you're lying. You're just oblivious. The image is no coincidence.

[Anonymous No.16225502]

>>16225484
just beef typically, it's something you can easily make at home, there's no reason to go out of your way to get one. it's just there when you need it. Kindas wish something so simple was more common, like a sausage sizzle restaurant with multiple condiments and salads. Americans have hotdog places and it makes me envious, we have nothing dedicated to a snag on bread/buns here other than overpriced shit like wendy's donuts.

@16225485
I'm done with you, just move on and accept you lost.

[Anonymous No.16225505]

>>16225497
no, I associate sausage sizzles with school fundraisers, friends BBQs and a saturday night homejob dinner before bunnings. pretty sure everyone else is the same and you're just a fucking tardhard

[Anonymous No.16225517]

>>16225505
Go to a sausage sizzle anywhere. Someone will mention Bunnings. Every single time. And people like you will laugh and nod their heads, like automatons. Yes, you too have seen sausages at Bunnings. Yes, Bunnings Warehouse. Where lowest prices are just the beginning.

[Anonymous No.16225531]

>>16225517
has never once happened to me, besides a mate saying mine were way better than bunnings because i threw lamb and mint sausages on the barbie

[Anonymous No.16225542]

>>16224681
>eat ikea hotdog
>intense daihorrea for the next day

[Anonymous No.16225547]

>>16225531
Yes it has. Hopefully you'll start to notice now.

[Anonymous No.16225563]

>>16225517
I’ve met actual schizos who sound less schizo than you.

[Anonymous No.16225564]

>>16225542
I only see americans complain about this type of thing, I think your FDA needs an overhaul because it's only you lads I see bitch about bad shits/stomach pain after eating fast food.
>>16225547
Really hasn't, if it does I'll make sure not to ruin their good time and let them continue their convo because I'm not an obnoxious knowitall.

[Anonymous No.16225614]

>>16225564
>it's only you lads I see bitch about bad shits/stomach pain after eating fast food.
It’s literally a meme.
Instead of saying “I don’t like X” or “I personally find X to be lacking in quality”, retards here will say “Omg X totally made me shit like a volcano!”
It’s just people being hyperbolic. America is land of the lawyer; if it were true and certain foods/restaurants were causing this regularly, they’d be sued into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.16225621]

>>16225470
lol libtards are always such a mess

[Anonymous No.16225646]

>>16225614
Kinda figured that, both my ex's were American and the food they brought here with them/made for me always tasted fine and gave me no issue. You guys are alright. None of them displayed hypochondriac behaviour but most of the males I had as friends and bandmates from there were incredibly melodramatic over little things.

keep in mind, this is designated to oregon, cali and washington. the boys from philly I know are hard as nails.

[Anonymous No.16227086]

>>16225191
>sublets them to Japanese people that want to start a business in America

I think you mean Asian. No Japanese person is making supermarket sushi.

[Anonymous No.16227108]

>it’s an “australian autist has a mental breakdown over cheap sausages” episode

[Anonymous No.16227144]

>>16225406
Yes, guerilla marketing strategies often self target to force the listener to choose a side, often times not the side occupied by a faggot.
You clearly are part of bunnings international internet psyop team and i swear to god i will fucking kill you once my spiders have finished back tracing your ip

[Anonymous No.16227146]

>>16225563
Yeah, you'd have to be mentally ill to observe businesses subverting populations for their own profit. Advertising is purely information, obviously.