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16223920 No.16223920 [Reply] [Original]

Why would anyone cook for themselves when you can just heat up a frozen pizza or order takeout?

There's no bigger waste of time than cooking

>> No.16223925

You cook because to you know what went in the pot.

>> No.16223937

>>16223920
Most frozen pizzas skimp on the cheese and have overly thick crusts. Also everything has added sugar which some people might want to avoid.

>> No.16223981

I made the whole chicken thread and I'm still brining. Ordered dominos just now.

>> No.16223982 [DELETED] 

>>16223920
God damn why didn't we exterminate them when we had the chance?

>> No.16223996

>>16223920
The most irritating aspect of that picture is the electric range

>> No.16224008

>>16223920
YO YO SOURUMDOUGHEM AND TOO YEASTY LINKED UP
KNEAD IT OR KEEP IT?

>> No.16224010

>>16223920
Someome should modify the copypasta to suit ck better.

>> No.16224011 [DELETED] 

Fuck processed food and fuck niggers

>> No.16224017 [DELETED] 
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>>16223920

Imagine looking like this on purpose. We have failed as a species when dumb worm niggers like this are viewed as popular and cool. I'm out. It's over boys, we failed, Hitler did nothing wrong, I'll see you all on the otherside. That's it. Maybe we'll get it right next time.

>> No.16224018

>>16223996
>>16223920
The most irritating aspect of that picture is the giant q-tip that got run through dreamscope’s self-transforming machine elves filter a few hundred times

>> No.16224021

>>16223920
With the gun on the stove I guess you could say he's cooking up trouble.

>> No.16224043 [DELETED] 

>>16224021
Guns don't kill people, niggers kill people.

>> No.16224047

>>16224017
Imagine looking like Mark Zuckerberg, but actually it's a mannequin

>> No.16224158

>>16224008
Solid.

>> No.16224208

>>16223920
How come all those criminal rappers are allowed to own guns?

>> No.16224218

>>16223920
>15min to prepare food for a whole week
>a time waste
whatever cunt

>> No.16224243

>>16224218
>15 mins for a week's worth of food
What do you prepare exactly, anon?

>> No.16224259

>>16224208
to protect against white supremacists (most dangerous group in america)

>> No.16224282

>>16223920
I can’t wait for him to get shot/die from an overdose

>> No.16224284

>>16224208
Either everyone gets guns or nobody does, take your pick.

>> No.16224330

>>16223920
Was on hard times for years. Worst 6 or 7 months I was forced down to $20 a week for food.
Bargain bin, cheap whatever, no namebrand luxury anything, no junk food, no beverages.
Took about a half hour to prepare meals for most the week.
Self taught loads of things about cooking, never worked in food service and mom was a mediocre cook at best.
In the amount of time it takes to order and wait for delivery I can make a pizza with my own recipe scratch made quickbread crust.
In a half hour I can prepare a decent meal of various types.
Still prepare my austere dishes, but with better ingredients.
Or sometimes you prepare a pack of ramen and throw scallions, wakame, surimi, ginger, and boil an egg in it.

>> No.16224336

>>16224259
Don't overload the sarcasm, I stepped in some and it ruined my boots.

>> No.16224350

>>16223937
i find that tombstone pizzas have the optimum cheese and crust proportions, plus publix always has them BOGO for five bucks

>> No.16224353

Who's this Soundcloud rapper?
Lil Spider? Yung Octopus? Sideshow La'Darius?

>> No.16224376

>>16224353
that's my nigga Spotemgottem

>> No.16224383

>>16223920
but i just ate the best cajun beans with hotdogs on grilled corn tortillas with mashed avocado, melted garlic dill cheese curds, preserved tomatoes, lemon and escarole and i dont know where to order that or buy it frozen

>> No.16224387

>>16224376
That's a stupid name.

>> No.16224418

>>16224387
Suits him, doesn’t it?

>> No.16224423

>>16223920
Because it's way better

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>>16224387
explain why?
not defending his name but it means he kills his opps and is not to be fucked with
he spots em, he gots em

>> No.16224530

>>16224503
What happened to xir teeth?

>> No.16224538

>>16224218
>15 mins
literally impossible unless you're just unwrapping precooked stuff and transferring them to tupperware

>> No.16224541

>>16224530
it's a gold grill

>> No.16224542

>>16224503
>>16223920
the translatlantic slave trade was a mistake

>> No.16224545

>>16224542
you can thank the big nose tribe for that

>> No.16224546

>>16224541
great, if we ever get invaded by cybermen we can fight them off by bashing his face against their chests

>> No.16224552

>>16224208
Because he's not a criminal, he's a retarded nigger zoomer larping as a thug.

>> No.16224561

>>16224538
git gud fagit

>> No.16224642

people who say this never use the time they "saved" on anything meaningful

>> No.16225017

Why would anyone not link up?

>> No.16225074

>>16224243
30 rare steaks.

>> No.16225075

>>16223982
Not all of us are like that, anon.

>> No.16225079

>>16225075
You got a cute single sister?

>> No.16225085

>>16224330
>scallions
I hate retarded American food lingo like this, it's just a green onion. Just like "cilantro" is just coriander and "arugula" is just rocket.

>> No.16225086

>>16224530
Just say "their" you disgusting tumblrite

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16225089

this thread is absolutely GLOWING

>> No.16225091

>>16225079
No but my brother is dating an Asian woman

>> No.16225108
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>>16223920

>> No.16225115

>>16225108
took you long enough

>> No.16225119

>>16224017
You're a failure alright, but it has nothing to do with black people.

>> No.16225130

>>16224259
The FBI and ATF openly agree with you. Have fun rooting the informants out of your militias, white bois.

>> No.16225136

>>16224208
Two things: the ones that have been to prison aren't allowed to own guns and go back to prison when caught with one, and the ones that haven't been to prison refuse to register their guns, which sends them to prison and removes their right to own guns.

>> No.16225151

>>16225085
cilantro is the leaves, coriander is the ground-up seeds tardarico.

>> No.16225192

>>16225151
are you retarded?

>> No.16225206

>>16225192
No, I'm correct.

>> No.16225209

>>16225206
Are you Spanish?

>> No.16225219

>>16225209
No.

>> No.16225234

>>16225206
Coriander is a plant - Coriandrum sativum.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriander

>> No.16225268

>>16223920

oh shit, is that my nigga crockempotem?

>> No.16225270

>>16225136
why dont the cops raid their homes when they post photos of guns like that?

>> No.16225276

>>16225268
nah son, dat is rockemsockem.

>> No.16225281

>>16225270
Because every American has a right to own a gun, anon.
>>16225276
Kek

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>>16223920

>> No.16225304

>>16225281
i mean all those rappers who have criminal records. Im not american, i thought having a criminal record would make it impossible to keep your weapon license.
absurd otherwise.

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>>16224552
Same shit that people like Dr. Dre and Ice Cube were doing before him.