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You are being forced to prepare a meal of human for your own enjoyment.
>what kind of human? race/age/etc
>what cut?
>how do you prepare it?

>> No.16215302

>>16215192
White/15/female

>> No.16215304

>>16215302
stuffed with coq
slow cooked with friction

>> No.16215308

I wouldn't eat any human meat because I'm not a savage. OP, maybe you should reevaluate your character.

>> No.16215310

maroon/car/1999

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16215358

>>16215302
a bit young there friend...

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As for my choice. Female, 21, rump (butt cheek), Italian.

let me explain my choice...Ever seen one of those charts were the poison flows from prey to predator? Pic related. Basically my point is you want someone who eats naturally with no junk food. So no americans please. I feel like italians eat fairly well but they're still less greasy than spaniards. So that's my choice.

>> No.16215375

>>16215308
This, so much this! Eating a human is no better than eating a cow or goat. Meat is murder!

>> No.16215383

>>16215192
6 year old swiss girl.
just go full psycho and spitroast that bitch.
serve medieval style negro.

>> No.16215386

breast fed infant upper leg/bottom
braised

>> No.16215393

>>16215358
>a bit young there friend
Imagine having been convinced that the perfect age for a woman is 18, when she’s already worn out and decided she wants to party for the next 15 years before settling down with a nice guy. Israel’s age of consent is 14, wonder why.

>> No.16215398

>>16215192
Probably going to be put on a list for this but the whole
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

If human meat/flesh does the same things cattle does, then a neglected vegan kid whose parents force it to eat lots of carrotts and broccoli etc.
Would be like grass fed veal

>> No.16215408

This thread needs to be deleted.
You guys seriously need to start eating vegetables.

>> No.16215497

>>16215192
Race: Doesn't matter, just be free of diseases and not from an industrialized part of the world. Meat from lazy fuck westerners may be more tender, but I would imagine it'll taste terrible due toa shit diet and being depressed 24/7.

Age: 17-24

Cut: Some of those deep back should be some good eats.

How to prepare: Slap that bitch on a skillet and cook it like a pork chop.

>> No.16215510

>>16215393
We aren't talking about fucking the human, you fucking pervert. When it comes to literally eating a human, you would want to kill him or her as soon as they stop physically growing to maximize the meat yield. For most people this happens around age 18-20.

>> No.16215513

>>16215393
Virgins are bad at sex you little incel. You're not missing much.

>> No.16215543

I think I'd take a back filet seared like a steak

>> No.16215548

>>16215510
this but also i would feel uncomfortable if someone labeled me a pedo for consuming a 15 year old.

>> No.16215549

>>16215513
>Virgins are bad at sex

This is something a narcisstic and degenerate normie would say. It is like you think sex is the only reason to be in a relationship, sticking around and letting the person get used to sex is such a horrifying concept.