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>> No.16211838
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>> No.16211841
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>> No.16211845
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>> No.16211851
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>> No.16211855
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>> No.16211860
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>> No.16211868

>>16211851
>not filling it with onions, squeezing a lemon on top of it and placed on a bed of potato
yikers, alternatively garlic + "pimenton" + vinegar sauce

>> No.16211869
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>> No.16211877
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>> No.16211884
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>> No.16211887
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>>16211868

>> No.16211908
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>> No.16211938
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>> No.16212027
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>> No.16212039

>>16211834
Apparently this little monster is called a Wolffish.

>> No.16212085
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>> No.16212099
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>> No.16212290

>>16211855
id pay 9000 an app for a bikini clad asian woman to serve me food

>> No.16212303

>>16212085
>9% is strong
>"you won't remember anything"
wtf

>> No.16212328

>>16212027
This is automation done correctly.

>> No.16212332

>>16212303
He's Asian.

>> No.16212342
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>>16211834
This fish is suffering greatly

>> No.16212344

>>16211908
what the fuck

>> No.16212358

>>16212303
benefit of the doubt, but the assumption must be that its a pregame you chug, allowing you to make other terrible decisions easier that result in the blackout

>> No.16212362

>>16212342
only octopus experience suffering

>> No.16212379

>>16212085
Bought one without noticing it was an alcoholic beverage. Threw the whole thing when I realized my mistake.

>> No.16212382

>>16212303
It is some diluted high proof liquor with artificial flavor. I have only heard/read them referred to as beer, so I had a different expectation when I drank 3 back to back.

>> No.16212386
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>>16212085
8% tallboy lager is like a euro where I live. I don't see why this is a big deal.

>>16212358
>benefit of the doubt
cringe

>> No.16212392

>>16212303
>filthy gaijen keep coming into country, keep getting drunk
>sudden idea
>make wine cooler
>pay gaijen foreigner to say it'll fuck you up
>no gaijen get fucked up
>raugh

>> No.16212397

>>16212303
They're called japanese Four Loko, so I would assume there's a bit of caffiene in there, too.

>> No.16212402
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>>16212386
Zero cal, not available outside Asia.

>> No.16212409

>>16211938
why they don't knock the fish out?

>> No.16212410

>>16212402
It's not zero cal if it has alcohol you gullible fuck

>> No.16212413

https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1622029733864.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1622468540254.webm
>>16212402
I'd squeeze her lemons.

>> No.16212415

>>16212402
>alcohol
>zero cal
no.

>> No.16212420

>>16212402
>0 cal
>contains alcohol

Literally impossible you fucking retard.

>> No.16212429 [DELETED] 
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I just posted some wojaks on /a/ in response to something I didn't like, you know kinda like how we do here. And omg I can't stop laughing at how upset they are at absolute zero chance of redemption after somebody quotes them with a wojak image. Just wanted to let all my fellow cooks know

>> No.16212430
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>>16212410
>>16212415
Low Cal... Better

>> No.16212433

>>16212430
>alcohol
>low cal
again, no

>> No.16212434
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>> No.16212443

>>16212429
>I just posted some wojaks on /a/ in response to something I didn't like, you know kinda like how we do here
based /a/utists shitting on soyjack election tourists

>> No.16212461

>>16211834
this is sadder than the entire beef industry

>> No.16212472
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>> No.16212545
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>> No.16212576

>>16212545
more plox

>> No.16212591

>>16211869
Vile

>> No.16212593
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>> No.16212634
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>> No.16212638

>>16212593
You missed the part where the male chicks are sent into a blender to be turned into a paste.

>> No.16212653
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>> No.16212691

>>16212386
Has any culture on earth ever cooked anything using an impact heating method like this? I imagine it couldn't be too hard to think up a series of wheels or levers that would make it trivial to do for an hour

>> No.16212696

>>16212545
Very informative
Thank you anon

>> No.16212732

>>16212653
this bitch pisses me off

>> No.16212765
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>> No.16212801

>>16212732
I wish she'd piss me on.

>> No.16212814

>>16212653
she mistreats her pot

>> No.16212820
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>> No.16212827
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>> No.16212875
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>> No.16212914

>>16212362
Octopus arent fish

>> No.16212990

>>16212875
that makes it look disgusting

>> No.16213019

>>16212990
humans are disgusting, and inefficient

>> No.16213041

>>16212832
wow looks sickening

>> No.16213059

>>16212875
my favorite one is the one that shits an entire icing onto a cake at once at 3 seconds

>> No.16213078

>>16212342
>>16212461
Agreed. Aliens exist and that was the test. We are going to get wiped -- as this behavior, extrapolated, would cause intergalactic catastrophe.

See you guys during the next wipe.

>> No.16213079

>>16212434
I love it

>> No.16213102

>>16212875
This makes me ill on a spiritual level. I'm not sure if the words exist to convey it.

>> No.16213122

>>16212990
>NOOOO WHERE'S MY UNDERPAID WAGIES SCOWLING AT ME AS THEY MAKE MY ORDER!

>> No.16213162

>>16213078
Your body kills organisms to live. This includes viruses, bacteria, etc.

>> No.16213173

>>16213162
Organisms like viruses, bacteria, etc. are much "further removed" than a fish that has a mouth, eyes, etc. There are lifeforms that see us like viruses, etc -- but there are also lifeforms that see us like fish -- so be respectful.

>> No.16213185

>>16211845

>how to ruin salmon

>> No.16213189
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>>16212638

>> No.16213192

>>16213122
No, fast food is equally as degenerate, jew. Cooking something by hand is infinitely better than having it extruded en masse.

>>16213173
>There are lifeforms that see us like viruses, etc -- but there are also lifeforms that see us like fish -- so be respectful.
You speak with much certitude. Are you sure you're not just stoned out of your mind and imagining aliens where there are none?

>> No.16213205
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>> No.16213242

>>16213192
>You speak with much certitude.
That's called facts. You know, science and empirical facts. Fuck you are stupid. I'm saying that with much certitude that you are a fucking idiot.
t. different

>racist schizo
No surprises here.

>> No.16213243

>>16212039
cool

>> No.16213244

>>16213205
I've never seen a more accurate file name

>> No.16213254

>>16211834
why?

>> No.16213260
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>> No.16213261

>>16212342
Fish don't feel pain

>> No.16213263

>>16213189
unironically a humane way of euthanizing.

>> No.16213266

>>16213192
Just be respectful, don't play on the edge or you're bound to fall off...

>> No.16213268

>>16213261
Do they plop around for fun when you trigger their evolutionary stimuli that kicks in to desperately save their life? Dumbass.

>> No.16213269

>>16211838
grim

>> No.16213271
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>> No.16213278

>>16211877
pretty sure every culture has a version of this

>> No.16213285

>>16211869
jesus christ

>> No.16213286

>>16212027
wouldnt a wagie be able to do this much faster without all the retarded capital and maintenance costs of this machine

>> No.16213289

>>16213268
A reflexive action akin to hitting your patellar tendon.

>> No.16213292

>>16212409
Because they know life is precious

>> No.16213297

>>16213286
Fuck wagies specially for wanting 15 kek

>> No.16213302

>>16213289
When you stub your toe, it's just a reflexive action akin to hitting your patellar tendon brooo

>> No.16213305

>>16213302
Mmmm, kind of, but unfortunately humans have a nervous system and a brain that allows them to interpret certain reflexive actions as painful.

>> No.16213306

>>16213261
Is that what you tells yourself? To feel better?

>> No.16213313

TIL from this thread chickens have literally zero jumping or climbing abilities

>> No.16213317

>>16213305
>yeah bro, just start boiling a fish alive - it won't feel any pain bro it's just like a knee-jerk reaction bro

lol I fucking hate you midwits

>> No.16213321

>>16213317
That’s actually what we are debating. If fish actually feel pain the same way humans interpret stimuli or do fish experience stimuli and have reflexive physical reactions to stimuli. With humans we can communicate to each other that certain things are painful and share that experience, with animals we have to infer it with experiments.

>> No.16213324

>>16213317
fish don't have feelings anon

>> No.16213326

>>16213324
Surely you're a fish then *sobs uncontrollably* you monster
>>16213321
just go away

>> No.16213328

>>16213326
go ahead and identify with a fish

>> No.16213332

>>16213326
>just go away
You are not making a convincing argument.

>> No.16213337

>>16213242
>That's called facts.
Ok, show me the empirical data that there are species that view us as viruses and fish. Or, for that matter, that viruses and single-celled organisms are any further removed from us than fish are, considering from a secular perspective, evolution has neither an end goal nor a preferred form and anything efficient enough to survive is valued equally. In fact, I'd wager the different between us being sapient and a fish being multicellular vs a single-celled organism is far larger a difference, and that we should have the right to modify the world and its inhabitants to our needs. There is no such group of aliens that would view a "test" of us messing with a fish's head and see it as some malpractice.

>>racist schizo
>No surprises here.
You're either from reddit, JIDF, anactual psyop agent, or a troll, because those are the only people on 4chan who would bother calling someone schizo. Kill yourself.

>> No.16213340 [DELETED] 

What Fish Feel When They Are Killed for Food???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGTtOdP2DFU

>> No.16213341

>>16211838
isn't this basically pad thai minus some other ingredients

>> No.16213343

>>16213332
The argument that fish don't feel pain because they don't have a nervous system is like saying fish shouldn't be alive because they don't breath air. I think you're just too dumb to engage to be honest, time will fix us all.

>> No.16213354

>>16213343
Fish actually have a nervous system though. What I am arguing is if fish have the cognitive capacity to feel pain the same way humans experience pain. We don’t speak fish, we can’t be a fish so we dont know exactly what it is like to be a fish. You are superimposing a humans concept of pain onto another species.

>> No.16213355
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>> No.16213360

>>16213355
grossly inefficient

>> No.16213361
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>>16213313

>> No.16213365

>>16213354
And comparatively, like fish that use gills instead of lungs to LIVE, they might have an entire different mechanism in order to feel PAIN, so we should at least be THOUGHTFUL on that possibility as opposed to just saying "fuck fish lmao".

Fish Lives Matter.

>> No.16213366
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>> No.16213373

>>16213365
Again, your simply superimposing human functions onto another species and saying they are equal. Fish feel pain, but whether it is the same way humans interpret pain is another story. Getting deepfried to them might simply be a slightly too warm sensation before dying, we don’t know.

>> No.16213379
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>> No.16213386

>>16213373
No, I am giving you a fool-proof example of how fish use an entirely different mechanism to 'breathe'. I did this to shine light on the possibility that fish might use an entirely different mechanism to 'feel pain'. I get it though, we have failed the great filter.

>> No.16213388

>>16211834
>head severed from body
This is probably just post mortem movement, but it's still messed up

>> No.16213391

>>16212085
>you can drink in front of cops
Ehm, is not drinking in front of cops a thing outside of middle-eastern countries?

>> No.16213398

>>16212691
I read that Mongolians used to put meat under the saddles of their horses to cook their food like that. But I don't think specialized equipment has been made to mimic it.

>> No.16213400

>>16213388
yeah bro, during guillotine killings, the human eyes would follow follow the executioner because of electrical signals firing! It's just science bro, just signals, just electricity bro!

>> No.16213419
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Wa La

>> No.16213444

>>16213398
if you don't bring a sirloin steak to the gym and put it in between the plates during your machine workouts, you're not gonna make it bro

>> No.16213450

>>16211851
>Shlatz shleiben oopen-poopen

>> No.16213467
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hid7rpjy-Mc

>> No.16213471

>>16213268
they feel it but the extent to which they feel the subjective experience of pain is what is debated

>> No.16213472
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>> No.16213473

>>16213471
Are you just going to be a piece of shit until we develop fish-to-human brain interfaces and they say
>AHHHHHH FUUUUUUCK WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STOP NOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH

you PIECE of SHIT

>> No.16213482

>>16213473
Yes?

>> No.16213489

>>16212593
A lot more humane then I would have thought, but this still makes me uneasy.
Feeling very conflicted.

>> No.16213499

>>16213400
>imagine the pain
>imagine the horror of realizing your head is chopped off and you cant even scream

>> No.16213508

>>16212409
i dont think it would help, it bites even hith its head cut off

>> No.16213517

>>16213398
the beating mostly tenderized it, the temperature of the horse and its sweat would have cooked it

>> No.16213525

>>16213286
Nope. Wagies fuck up all the time, get confused, flustered, and wall in sick and need sleep. Wagiebot 5000 has none of these imperfections and won't fuck up your order that you assume a 2nd grader could understand.

>> No.16213535

>>16213499
if I can still eat like that fish it wouldn't be all bad.

>> No.16213558

>>16213535
I wasnt talking about the fish you fat retard

>> No.16213563

>>16212342
Nigga relax, its just food lmao

>> No.16213573

>>16213398
Are you sure you're not thinking of the way they made fermented milk drinks?

>> No.16213585
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>>16213573
Yogurt

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>> No.16213599
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>> No.16213602

>>16213593
I guess that "don't shit where you eat" is just an idiom.

>> No.16213607

>>16213499
why not scream? You still have your mouth.

>> No.16213621

>>16213593
disgusting whore!!

>> No.16213658

>>16213192
He's a mutt, they all post like that

>> No.16213662

>>16211855
>piercings
whore

>> No.16213675

>>16213607
no air from lungs

>> No.16213692

>>16213602
No, just leads to another idiom. More money than sense.

>> No.16213705

>>16213482
Only creature without central nervous system do not feel pain. Every chordate feel its full extent.

>> No.16213706

>>16213675
so what?? just Scream

>> No.16213708

>>16213473
It's just a dumb fish you fucking pussy faggot lmao

>> No.16213709

>>16211841
If you take out the bacon this actually looks pretty good, might make it for my mom

>> No.16213710

>>16211855
He brought wife and kids to that place, Jesus.

>> No.16213748
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>> No.16213751
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>> No.16213782

>>16212638
For meat chickens you still raise the males, only fir egg laying breeds are the males (mostly) destroyed

>> No.16213810
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>> No.16213817

>>16213705
Patellar reflex

>> No.16213818

>>16213810
Why are people so obsessed with their epic cross sections
Nigga just put it in your mouth

>> No.16213835

>>16213102

Its the.. Incongruency.. Of heart-shapes and home-made cakes.. Being manufactured in an industrial scale.

Your mother is supposed to make these cakes by hand.

Now its a robot that just pumps out shite for you to feed on you pig. Here, have a heart!

>> No.16213856

>>16213817
>Patellar reflex
Try it on your head or abdomen and argue again.
It doesn't work on every component. It doesn't negate your ability to feel pain in your members neither.

>> No.16213858

>>16213708
You 60 years ago:
>it's just a dumb jew, you pussy faggot lmao.

>> No.16213881

>>16213858
more like 60 seconds ago lmao

>> No.16213934

>>16213102
Charming cakes meant to celebrate important events being produced by machines en masse holds a mirror up to our own delusions of significance. Is your birthday, graduation or wedding that important if machines like this make billions of cakes for you and the other billions of people?

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>>16213593

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>>16213563
These guys are known for being friendly. Don't eat these friends.
https://youtu.be/OgKphZKGTeA

>> No.16213988

>>16212027
filename

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>>16213173
>There are lifeforms that see us like viruses, etc -- but there are also lifeforms that see us like fish

>> No.16213999

>>16213748
My eggplants never get this big.

I mean the green plant itself.

>> No.16214008

>>16213558
anon are you legitimately retarded?

>> No.16214009

>>16213263
Dude, did you see the one stuck on the conveyor belt? Did you see them shaking from stress? A lot of them probably suffer broken bones and other painful injuries from that treatment.
Nothing humane about it.

>> No.16214084
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>>16212593
Americans know that you can farm animals and still be a human about it, right?

>> No.16214093

>>16212429
You’re a faggot lol

>> No.16214097

>>16212342
It's just the head of a fish

>> No.16214115

>>16211855
How much do you tip for a feed'n'sneed with that prostitute?

>> No.16214122

>>16212342
Cute dog.

>> No.16214124
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>>16214084
I'm not American, but I eat chickens.
I can go to the store and get a whole one for either three dollars or twenty.
I get the cheap ones.

>> No.16214125

>>16211834
the fuck

>> No.16214133

>>16212085
>You can drink them anywhere
Why is this even brought up, how is that special, anyone can drink whatever they want anywhere. There aren't laws against drinking wtf is "open container law".

>> No.16214137
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>>16212085
>Oim frum oystraylia
>This is 9%
>You drink this you won't remember anything
Hahahahahahaha it's just a fucking beer mate, or 2 if you're drinking piss.

>> No.16214163

>>16212328
lmao no. Did you see how sloppy that was? And it still needed to be touched by human hands.

>> No.16214164

>>16212386
It's targeted towards Australians and you'll pay about $8 for a single can of 6% spirit here and you can't drink in public outside of designated areas

>> No.16214182

>>16212653
i unironically want to mating press her

>> No.16214190

>>16214124
she looks like she's in her 50's.
Its always pathetic seeing senior citizens working fast food.

>> No.16214196

>>16212085
>9% alch
What is that, like 2 standard drinks per can?
How fucking lightweight is Japan?

>> No.16214205

>>16214196
extremely light weight.

>> No.16214226

>>16212085
>no open container laws!
>no sugar!
>they stock them cold!
>some weird seamonkey saying "i'm from australia"
this video is everything wrong with modernity

>> No.16214244

>>16212085
I had a 15% beer at Disneyland kek

>> No.16214259

>>16213858
nothing has changed

>> No.16214271

>>16212099
> the furries are back
What did we do to deserve this? Surely there's better boards to troll?

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>>16214137
Am Australian
Never seen this shit
Stop larping as a southern hemispherean ya poof.

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>> No.16214293

>>16214137
Carlsberg makes a triple(x)? Neato.

>> No.16214300

>>16214291
She makes the best hotdogs

>> No.16214303

>>16211834
Trips and OP puts his balls in there.

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>> No.16214310

>>16214300
Too much cheese

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>> No.16214321

>>16214310
No such thing. Now eat your curds and whey; you're a growing boy.

>> No.16214329

>>16213593
>there's still water in the bowl and tank
that's nasty

>> No.16214335
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Filtering the weak from this thread one bug at a time

>> No.16214337

>>16214319
>It's really fresh.
>Like, straight from boat to market?
>Nah, I was just having a conversation with it.

>> No.16214347

>>16214291
Thank you ma'm, it's exactly as I ordered.

>> No.16214368

>>16214335
Question: why do all people acting tough and eating things alive look like they don't enjoy it at all?
I mean, even survival freaks who literally have to do it look disgusted.

>> No.16214391

>>16214368
It seems to me that (at least most of us) have an instinctual aversion to eating live food, probably because of the risk of parasitic, bacterial and viral infection. We may know that a particular critter is perfectly healthy, but deep down we "know" better than to eat it live. There's also the moral issue of "I'm killing this while I eat it. I can feel it trying to escape - it does not want to be eaten."

>> No.16214417

>>16214391
i'd also be afraid of it fighting back and biting my tongue or stinging me.
one time i grabbed a grasshopper by the back, and the little nigger twisted its back (thorax?) in what i thought was an impossible way and bit my finger. didn't hurt, was just surprised

>> No.16214433

>>16214391
Sounds sensible. I'd have the same thoughts. Distress usually even makes meat taste worse because the sugar is depleted. Imho there's zero reason to eat things alive.

>> No.16214434

>>16211855
I would love to eat there

>> No.16214447

>>16213593
>>16213961

White women were a mistake. Now I see why European nations engaged in colonialism.

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>>16212027
>Filename

>> No.16214589
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Just did this now for dinner, it was great.

>> No.16214614

>>16212027
But muh 16 an hour!

>> No.16214673

>>16212875
Lol how are people triggered by this how its made tier webm? Woah mass produced industry woah how soulless that 5 dollar cake at Costco was made only by machines

>> No.16214690

>>16212875
I like the one that's squirting cream or something on slices of white bread.

>> No.16214692

>>16213286
obviously, why else is every burger place still filled with the walking insurance claims, as soon as its cheaper to buy a BugerBot 2000 you'll be seeing them everywhere.

>> No.16214703

>>16214304
The giant toad bit his arm off and he's out for revenge.

>> No.16214716

>>16212402
I feel stupider for having watched this and want my 1m43s back

>> No.16214722

>>16213858
That too, yes.

>> No.16214728
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>>16213102
you're an idiot.
>>16213835
you're an idiot.
>>16213934
you're an idiot.

This is what happens when english class teaches every low IQ highschool kid to infer metaphorical meaning in everything. Suddenly every cake machine is a mirror into the overwhelming insignificance of your 2 inch dick. Nothing is stopping you from making a birthday cake at home you mopey mutts, getouttahere.

>> No.16214729

>>16212875
Why the hate? This is a miracle of human enginuity: mass produced food. I know we want "muh special day," but this mechanization saves everyone time and money to focus on important things.

Would you rather we mill our wheat on a stone and starve when a local famine occurs?

>> No.16214741

>>16212875
So soulless that it loops around back to maximum soul.

>> No.16214743

>>16211834
something about this makes me want to hurt this fish really badly, I want to break all it's stupid fucking teeth and punch the fuck out of it's eyes until the head is just mush what is wrong with me

>> No.16214756

>>16214743
Same except I want to fuck it

>> No.16214769

>>16214728
Find the nearest dick and gag to death on it, you insufferable pedant

>> No.16214770

>>16213662
It's just a belly button ring, those are kinda cute

>> No.16214783

>>16212085
People from "The Land of the Free" getting their mind blown that there are places where police won't stop you having a drink in a public space

>> No.16214792

>>16214417
Every once in a while a Korean chokes to death on live octopus because they insist on eating it alive for attention.

>> No.16214796

>>16214783
>Yuro drinks a beer
>HAHA I BET AMERICANS CAN'T DO THIS!

>> No.16214815

>>16212085
Get drunk in Japan and start shit and see what the cops will do to you though.

>> No.16214821

>>16211869
bowl of vomit

>> No.16214844

>>16214133
burgers can't drink in public or be drunk in public
muh freedom

>> No.16214849

>>16214844
never stopped me

>> No.16214854

>>16214291
Someone's getting a nice tip.

>> No.16214924

>>16211834
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood5

>> No.16214960

>>16214769
>these oppressive machines represent the downfall of humanity, they rip at the memories I had cherished and squirt them out again as meaningless, tasty, budget snacks, the horror. Is a man still a man, if a machine makes his cake? #deep #philosophy #wernerherzogExceptGay
you're an idiot.

>> No.16214965

>>16214849
people mistake you for a racoon.

>> No.16214974

>>16212508
What's this from?

>> No.16214989

>>16213489
i am fairly happy that soon enough we could eat meat that doesn't require to kill all this animals...

>> No.16214994

>>16214291
I wish a waitress did this to my food

>> No.16215035

>>16214792
dude now that's the webm to post.

>> No.16215044

>>16213185
Might still be good with some other white fishes

>> No.16215049

>>16214960
You sound incredibly insecure, like a damaged person lashing out. There's a legitimate conversation to be had about industrialization and the mass production of something culturally very sentimental and hand-crafted with celebratory meaning.

>nothing is stopping you from making a birthday cake at home
And yet entire generations of children will not know of a birthday cake made of their grandmother's recipe, passed down through generations of family. Far too convenient to leave the job to Costco, Whole Foods, or Walmart. Leave your hang ups about high school at the door, weirdo

>> No.16215061

>>16212303
A pint of 9% should be enough to get anyone started, unless they're an alcoholic or they ate a big meal

>> No.16215069

>>16215049
Not him. We're already neck-deep in that process. If people don't muster up the energy to bake a cake for their kids or grandkids, it's a tradition that will devolve in any way. Same is true for other things in life. Survival of the fittest.

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>>16215049
>There's a legitimate conversation to be had about industrialization and the mass production of something culturally very sentimental and hand-crafted with celebratory meaning.
>And yet entire generations of children will not know of a birthday cake made of their grandmother's recipe, passed down through generations of family. Far too convenient to leave the job to Costco, Whole Foods, or Walmart

>> No.16215123

>>16213391
well, its not a thing in turkey
pretty sure its banned in many us states as well as some euro countries

>> No.16215126

>>16213419
vegans are mentally ill

>> No.16215127

>>16214124
webm made me feel sad

>> No.16215131

>>16211834
stupid fish

>> No.16215138

>>16214124
did that bitch just die on someone's meal?

>> No.16215152

>>16215069
I agree. The death sentence for these traditions was set decades ago, we're just living through the motions. Seeing it play out in that WebM merely brings the disgust to the forefront.

Sometimes necessity is a gift. Human beings are not straightforward creatures, nor do we fully understand what's in our best interests or what makes us most directly happy. 'Convenience' sounds great. We can save time to do things more important to us. But if the average, post-industrial life is just a series of distractions and banalities, what are we saving time for? Why are we pumping our bodies with preservatives, filling landfills with plastic packagings, our water and soil with xenoestrogens, or our air with pollutants, to 'save time' to work for someone else's wealth? To vegetate on the couch watching Netflix or jerking off?

If people were forced to bake their own cakes, grind and brew their own coffee, or prepare and cook their own dinners, they might be annoyed or fatigued in the short term, yet in the long haul their lives and cultures will be all the more enriched and fulfilled. My only hope is a cultural movement away from the culture of convenience as WFH and UBI become everyday realities.

>> No.16215169

>>16214319
lol, stupid squid

>> No.16215175

>>16211834
Is this all the same fucking fish? Or just multiple fish compiled into a single video

How does it not die

>> No.16215184

>>16215175
Due to the way some nervous systems work some heads can be alive, or at least act reflexively, for an extended period. Rattlesnakes for instance shouldn't be approached after decapitation because they can still bite you if you're dumb enough to put your hand near its head.

>> No.16215232

>>16214196
Average male height of 5'5
Average adult male weight 130 lbs

>> No.16215248

>>16215175
Nanomachines, son.

>> No.16215273

>>16211869
stop adding cheese to everything you anglo imbeciles

>> No.16215352

>>16214304
>>16214335
>>16214319

Remember those scenes in science fiction movies depicting "alien cuisine"?
This is the kind of shit comes to mind.

>> No.16215430

>>16214844
>can't drink in public
Depends on the city, but unless you're causing trouble or making a scene no one's going to arrest you for drinking a beer in public. On the other hand why is it a good thing to be walking down the street chugging a Natty daddy? Seems pretty degenerate to me.

>can't be drunk in public
100% false. Laws on public drunkenness are only enforced on people causing trouble or passed out on the sidewalk. The most anyone will give a shit is to write you a citation. Again, why is it a good thing to be wasted and stumbling down the sidewalk, you dumb degenerate?

>> No.16215525

>>16215127
>>16215138
Afaik she is just "nodding" as the filename implies.
This can happen when under the influence of opiates. It's like sleep but actually not because you can still keep muscle tension.

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>>16214303
Trips and (You) put your balls in there.

>> No.16215536

>>16213313
They would have, but they've packed on 3 years worth of meat on 3 months worth of legs bones.

>> No.16215551
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>>16214716
No refunds Perv.

>> No.16215569

>>16211887
what's up with those closeups on the guy's face lmao

>> No.16215635

>>16212875
How can you autistic niggers get disgusted about this webm? It's how all of your food is made, and if you make it yourself or have your enabler whore mother make it for your manchild NEET asses, the ingredients are also made by machines. And if you buy it from a farmer's market, it was still touched by a machine, all of your milk was pasteurised by machines, all your veggies sorted by machines, and the eggs too.
>>16212990
Autistic niggerfaggot.
>>16213102
>>16213192
>>16213835
>>16213934
On the exact same second you were born, thousands were. When you graduated, others did the same thing, and you might have seen them had you graduated, it's called your class and from that class you can infer the existence of other classes throughout the world. On your wedding day, thousands were married, at the same time. You are not unique, you are a manchild NEET. You're telling me every mother should make cakes by hand? Because, after a day of slaving for schlomo and pleasing your retarded father, she surely has time in those 5 hours before sleep to bake you a full cake, with decorations, at the same time she was packing your gifts and wiping your ass. Fuck you autistic NEET mankid niggerfaggot, go get a life, you are disgusting on a spiritual level, you are too stupid not to deal with. Holy shit, "special day"? Are all of you retarded? You share a birthday with other niggers like yourself throughout the globe. That's why we need so many birthday cakes, if every month had the same ammount of births, you would share your birth month with 666666667 other niggers (proof is 8 billion divided by 12 you retarded niggers). That's 666666667 cakes made in a month throughout the entire world, just for birthdays.
>>16213286
It would be slower and thus more expensive.
>>16214729
Again with the muh special day, I know you yourself are not an autistic niggerfaggot, but the mere fact that you had to mention this manchild NEET shit is a statement to the low IQ niggers I replied to.

>> No.16215653

>>16215049
And their grandmother's recipe would be different how? Why does it matter? Why would you punish your mother and grandmother with baking you a cake by hand every time the earth completes a revolution around the sun? You don't think Nana would rather not use her arthritis ridden knuckles to knead some dough, made from store brought ingredients that were sorted, treated and packaged by machines aswell?
>>16215069
Useless shit stops being done, we can enjoy cheap food and you're somehow angry, go starve in Africa where everything is hand made and nobody figured out steam power yet.
>>16215152
That's false you anarchiddie faggot, people need time to think about stuff that's a higher brain function beyond starving or trying to stock up on food so as not to starve. We have achieved many wonders through technology, fuck you autistic manchild NEET niggerfaggot, what have you contributed to KVLTVRE? Invented a new masturbatory technique?

>> No.16215677
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>>16215635
>>16215653
Holy spergouts. Somebody has missed a dose of their meds!

>> No.16215678

>>16213361
Time to put a bigger cage around the smaller cage lol

>> No.16215684

>>16215677
Yes, sweatie, it was you. Hang yourself you niggerfaggot NEET.

>> No.16215704

>>16212342
we all do . at least his suffering ended

>> No.16215730

>>16213271
engineering is just beautiful

>> No.16215796
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>> No.16215801
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>> No.16215825

>>16212085
You will get more drunk from drinking two small cans of that, than a 9% 500ml beer can, and yet they take up a similar amount of space in your stomach. I say based.

>> No.16215852

>>16212545
That's actually super cool

>> No.16215868
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n4kg8Av88A

>> No.16215873
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>>16215678

>> No.16215880
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>> No.16215882

>>16214115
No idea, but I'd formerly chuck one right in her asshole if you know what I'm saying

>> No.16215885
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>> No.16215892

>>16213386
Not him, why the fuck are you so dense

>> No.16215893
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>> No.16215925

>>16213205
what the fuck

>> No.16215970

>>16212039
I’m sure you look so pretty

>> No.16216023
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Hello food fans

>> No.16216058
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https://www.youtube.com/c/HealthyRecipesBlog/videos

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https://www.youtube.com/c/MikesKochl%C3%B6ffel/videos

>> No.16216070
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa8llPfm3beAYB3zYA_jRKg/videos

>> No.16216078

>>16215653
>we can enjoy cheap food and you're somehow angry, go starve in Africa
I don't think you understood my post in any way. It seems you're the one who's angry here. I'm not sure why.
>Useless shit stops being done
I'm sorry you never felt affection. I hope it all works out for you in the end.

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>> No.16216088

>>16212429
>you know kinda like how we do here
No we don't. Now fuck off tourist fag.

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>>16215925

>> No.16216119
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>webm threads before /v/
>Full of actual recipes and cooking videos. Weirdest thing was jack
>After /v/ tourism
>People eating out of toilets and fighting at McDonalds with chink shit in between

>> No.16216149
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>>16212429
>>16216119

>> No.16216191

>>16211834
wanna put muh dik in

>> No.16216195

>>16215635
>>16215653
kill yourself

>> No.16216211

>>16213365
fuck fish lmao

>> No.16216225

>>16216211
I'M TRYING
also checked for one six two one six two one one

>> No.16216228

>>16213260
the infinite dildo machine

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>>16213858

>> No.16216276

>>16212875
>ywn tie your gf to the cream dispenser
why even live

>> No.16216345

>>16213709
based bro taking care of his mom

>> No.16216504

>>16214743
You're perfectly normal.

>> No.16216556

>>16212027
wagies btfo

>> No.16216621

>>16213525
finally a machine that doesn't require sleep so we can serve a constant flow of burgers at 4am!! something tells me you would be to retarded to even work at mcdonalds.

>> No.16216631

>>16213593
>white """""people"""""

>> No.16216687

>>16212429
why the fuck is there a fried egg in the burger?

>> No.16216689

>>16216621
Third shifters eat out too, wagie. The bot can work 3 shifts, with only limiting factor being the ingredient hoppers and possible maintenence.
Wagiebot can
>make consistent meals
>minimize wastage
>never needs vacation
>never needs a payraise
>never gets sexually harassed
>never gets racially harassed
>can't contract illness'
I guess a rube like yourself couldn't understand the mass-scale gains from automating these jobs.

>> No.16216700

>>16213189
F

>> No.16216725

>>16213260
Can't wait for the first time we see a machine like this used at a massive protest somewhere.

>> No.16216729

>>16216689
>>never gets sexually harassed
challenge accepted

>> No.16216797

>>16212472
Thought the air fryer was a coffee pot. Am disappointed

>> No.16216922

>>16212875
I love this and I cant wait until plebeians are completely removed from my dining experience

>> No.16216949
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>>16216797

>> No.16216954
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>> No.16217026

>>16212027
>violates food and safety laws after the first 15 minutes of operation unless constantly cleaned and maintained
Pssh nothin' personnel wagie

>> No.16217076

>>16216954
I was sold on it until "healing properties"

>> No.16217413

>>16212027
>conveyor belt alternative that can move an object individually
interdasting

>> No.16217639

>>16216949
>1 hour to cook hot dogs

>> No.16217683

>>16214844
>pour beer into a mcdonald's cup
>now immune to open container laws

>> No.16217696

>>16215049
i think it's incredibly naive to assume that your grandmother's cake is a generations-old recipe and not something she got from betty crocker in the 50's

>> No.16217702

>>16214335
fuck the combine

>> No.16217785

>>16214741
This

>> No.16217819

>>16216954
Oh, this is pretty nice and give the women some jobs.

>> No.16217848

>>16211877
Peenor schnitzels

>> No.16217994

>>16217026
The wagie violates food health and safety laws when he comes onto shift without washing his hands.

>> No.16217999
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16217999

I like the aesthetic of those leaf plates.

>> No.16218560

>>16217696
That's not all that relevant. The important aspect is the childhood association, and passing down of that tradition within the family, regardless of origin point. There's a recipe I'm pretty sure my grandma got off a Campbell's soup can, and yet it is intimately tied to the childhood memories of both me and my mom.