/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16210720]

>Japan
>culture about not standing out and not being a nuisance to others
>violently slurp your noodles to an almost deafening level anyways

Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.16210725]

I don't know but I'd say you could just stop being a little bitch about a slurp.

[Anonymous No.16210727]

Because you’re a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.16210738]

I had to shush a table of Asians a few months ago when they were slurping their ramen so fucking loud. I get that it's a ramen place so people want to enjoy it "genuinely", but not everything carries over. If an indian restaurant comes to America, they are forced to start washing their hands. The same applies here. Come to America - respect American culture. Simple as that.

[Anonymous No.16210744]

>>16210738
>Come to America - respect American culture.
Ok, how do you respect culture of native Americans in restaurants?

[Anonymous No.16210751]

>>16210720
Asian cultures grew up around rice paddies, which demand a high population density, and therefore are more tolerant of the physical grossness of other people than most western ones.

[Anonymous No.16210752]

>>16210744
this isn't the united states of native america you dumpass libtard shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.16210753]

did someone say JAPAN? Oh god quick post it, post the pasta!

[Anonymous No.16210761]

>>16210725
When the drippings of saliva and ramen get flung around the restaurant because they can't eat with some etiquette, then I have a problem. If I go to back to Japan and even a drop of broth gets on me again, someone is getting decked.

[Anonymous No.16210772]

>>16210752
Buttblasted

[Anonymous No.16210775]

>>16210744
i tip

[Anonymous No.16210783]

>>16210775
With a rip?

[Anonymous No.16210816]

>>16210761
based

[Anonymous No.16210848]

>>16210744
You WILL drink from the listerene bottle.

[Anonymous No.16210849]

>>16210744
I rape rancher girls in front of their mother and then I kill them slowly

[Anonymous No.16210875]

>>16210738
>If an indian restaurant comes to America, they are forced to start washing their hands
Do you actually believe this ?
Cute

[Anonymous No.16210914]

>>16210720
>not standing out and not being a nuisance to others
>violently slurp your noodles
If everyone does it, nobody is standing out or being a nuisance.
The fact you would need that explained makes you a special sort of tard.

[Anonymous No.16210924]

You have to eat the noodles fairly quickly or they'll get shitty. Slurping is both fast and helps cool them slightly. It's objectively the best way to eat them.

[Anonymous No.16210941]

>>16210914
Nah, third party here. You're being a retard.

[Anonymous No.16210946]

>>16210924
You forgot the most important part: slurping atomizes the broth, maximizing surface area and therefore flavor.

[Anonymous No.16210972]

>>16210720
I don't know but I would rather live in a culture where we can just eat food as quickly as we want. These are substances that we are putting in our body to be digested, yet we have to come up with all these tableware manners and utensils to eat with. It's like we in the west think that food is disgusting and poisonous and we have to avoid making as much contact with it as possible, every single bite we take has to be this slow ordeal where if we are too enthusiastic about the dish we are eating, it's offensive to the person who made it. That sounds so backwards

[Anonymous No.16210979]

just gonna do it early so we can get it over with. please ignore

the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

[Anonymous No.16210989]

*sluuuuuuuuuurtytytppppptttytttt*
Are u angery? American gaijin piggu xixixixixix

[Anonymous No.16211204]

>>16210979
At least their food is served in cute packages instead of a zombified bat.

[Anonymous No.16211223]

>>16211204
I warned you and you still fell for the pasta. wtf is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.16211312]

>>16210738
>If an indian restaurant comes to America, they are forced to start washing their hands

[Anonymous No.16211335]

>>16210738
Be a good host, chud

[Anonymous No.16211438]

>>16210744
Whining about white people

[Anonymous No.16211581]

>>16210924
it's not just that, they make noise whatever they are eating, not only noodles

[Anonymous No.16211852]

>>16210720
same way nitrous works need the right mix of liquid and air

[Anonymous No.16211872]

>>16210720
https://youtu.be/Gu6SC8vABgk?t=24

[Anonymous No.16211880]

>>16210720
Fucking morons, you wouldn't believe the looks on their faces when I pull this out and start twisting noodles against the inside of the contraption. And as I do it and raise the bite to my mouth, I signal my hand up and raise my eyebrows to say "yes, see?"

[Anonymous No.16211975]

>>16211872
disgusting, no need to slurp when you are drinkin the soup with a fucking spoon

[Anonymous No.16212001]

>>16211872
Every single comment on that video is positive. An absolute disgrace.

[Anonymous No.16212038]

>>16210744
masterfully done good sir

[Anonymous No.16212067]

It's actually one of those "do japanese really" thing that makes think that japanese are actually retarded deep inside.

They use chopsticks to eat, so they cannot take broth with them and it's difficult to eat long pasta.
Because chopsticks can't take broth, they need to slurp the noddles, otherwise they would eat bland pasta and the broth separately
Surprisigly they had spoons, which would have solved the problem if they used short pasta like any other country but the asian ones

[Anonymous No.16212076]

>>16210727
Hey! It's pride month. Don't say that.

[Anonymous No.16212269]

>>16211872
>ivan ramen
>has dish named after him
>is clearly not nipponese
What do Japan mean by stealing this noodle soup?

[Anonymous No.16212988]

>>16210720
>>16210738
>>16210761
Misophonia is the new veganism. All the hip women and soys are going to be into it soon.

[Anonymous No.16212989]

>>16210738
>If an indian restaurant comes to America, they are forced to start washing their hands.
top kek. I hope you don't actually believe this.

[Anonymous No.16213001]

>>16210761
>deck a nip
>get dragged away and beaten in jail because Japan law is draconian

[Anonymous No.16213007]

>>16212076
Shit. You're right. That was uncalled for. I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.16213142]

>>16210744
always have a bottle of liquor and a Buffalo hide ready, bruh.

[Anonymous No.16213144]

>>16210979
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

[Anonymous No.16213165]

>>16210761
Yeah, you. Because the Japanese police don't have time for faggot foreigners.

[Anonymous No.16213168]

>>16210744
BASED

[Anonymous No.16213282]

>>16213144
It's only appreciated by people like me - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.16213299]

>NOOOO MUH RESPECT AND CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS
sounds like a ꜱoy concern to me. wear headphones lol

[Anonymous No.16213544]

>>16210738
why must you feel the need to lie on the internet

[Anonymous No.16213561]

>>16210744
strong baito

[Anonymous No.16213567]

Is it really that bad?
I'm Chinese and I slurp my needles but it's not 'deafening'

[Anonymous No.16213575]

>>16213567
do chinese really eat needles?

[Anonymous No.16213597]

>>16213575
No you're right, we don't

[Anonymous No.16213613]

>>16213597
you silly billy chinese eat everything

[Anonymous No.16213702]

>>16213613
once i ate a chinese girl.

[Anonymous No.16213720]

>>16210720
What is considered considerate in one country might not be considerate in another country. If I go to Japan and they slurp their noodles, then I'll let them slurp their noodles and I'll try my best to slurp mine too, because I am trying to be nice and appreciate their culture.

When I go to India, I'll eat with my hands if I see others doing that.
When someone comes to Bavaria and attempts to eat a Weisswurst right out of the casing, I think to myself
>cool, he is trying out to eat like a local, good for him for trying it
When I see that stupid hapa food YouTuber coming to Bavaria and just bites into a Weisswurst SWALLOWING the casing, I think to myself
>what an asshat, he didn't even try and chose the most disgusting way to go about this

You do have a right to complain in your own country tho.

Do you also throw a fit when you visit Japan and encounter one of the following?
>squat toilets
>left-hand traffic
>public bath houses
>tattoos banned in some areas
>ceramic tiles on the outer wall of houses
>bowing
>smoking indoors being completely fine inmost places
>smoking outdoors being outright illegal in some areas
>advertising with half naked anime girls
>advertisement trucks playing loud music
>parents profoundly apologizing when their newborn even dares so much as to make a noise while riding an airplane / bus / train
>love for anything western but hate for anything western

Many things in foreign countries seem like a contradiction to oneself but make complete sense to the people who actually spent their whole life there.
Try and appreciate that the next time you visit somewhere.

[Anonymous No.16213762]

>>16213720
The entiure point of bowing is to display your neck to a ruler, acknowledgeing that they have the right to cut your your head on a whim. It is a gesture of ultimate submission and I refuse to do it under any circumstances.

[Anonymous No.16213786]

>>16213575
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

[Anonymous No.16213809]

>>16210720
>violently
You seem to have confused Japanese with another Asian group.

[Anonymous No.16213863]

Well okay you do you, but do you also not clink glasses?

Legend has it that this was done in the middle ages when they had jugs made out wood.
They'd click their jugs VERY HARD so liquid would exchange between the jugs. This was done to make sure no one would poison someone else's drink, because everyone would have some of the others liquid in their glasses.
So clinking your glasses basically says
>I don't trust you to not kill me :^)

In my country, a slight nod of the head signifies a casual hello, is this a bow to you too?
Also, many gestures wo do like raising our hands to say hello to someone or shaking hands have lost their significant meaning over time, and I'd say, the slight 10° head or waist-bowing falls into the same category.

[Anonymous No.16213869]

I hate the sound of slurping.

[Anonymous No.16213920]

>>16210752
Go back to the dirty shit hole you came from you fucking fatfuk dumbass poor immigrant.
- Native Indians.

[Anonymous No.16214222]

>>16213863
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.16214239]

>>16210720
you are thinking of the chinese mate

[Anonymous No.16214283]

>>16214222
???
Literally nobody brought up politics or like, anything in your post.
Did you misreply?

[Anonymous No.16214288]

>>16214283
it's spam you dolt. he's posting it in every thread.

[Anonymous No.16214407]

I've been to japan a bunch of times I tried the noodle slurp meme, they claim it makes the noodles taste better but it tastes the same to me
Why are they like this? A question for the ages, I will however continue to travel there in the future to eat food and act like a retarded white pig while drunk 24/7

[Anonymous No.16214541]

Just seeing the thumbnail throws me into a fit of rage.

[Anonymous No.16214590]

You're American op, you should master the slurp n burp. Show those skinny twigs how a real big boy slurps his noodles

[Anonymous No.16214655]

>>16213567
>'deafening'
https://youtu.be/nYZ-1OeUdGU?t=217
我想河北并不在中国

[Anonymous No.16214675]

uh oh anon, the japanophiles are out in full force today

[Anonymous No.16214700]

>>16214675
anime website.

[Anonymous No.16214727]

>>16214700
weeaboo brain.

[Anonymous No.16214785]

>>16210848
kek

[Anonymous No.16214790]

>>16214655
香港不在中国

[Anonymous No.16214816]

>>16214790
而上海人并不是中国人
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXPy6zSUeME

[Anonymous No.16214820]

https://youtu.be/KXPy6zSUeME?t=152

[Anonymous No.16214851]

Why do Asians who are influenced by Western culture feel ashamed of their own culture?

[Anonymous No.16214909]

>>16210720
I fucking hate eating noises, I don't go to restaurants because I get so fucking angry I can't stand it. Noodle slurping is a gervious offender just fucking stop and eat slower you fucking pig

[Anonymous No.16214922]

>>16210720
its a power move. unsurprisingly, betas like OP are triggered by it.

[Anonymous No.16216238]

In the absence of literal niggers, whites are the niggers of asia

[Anonymous No.16217538]

>>16216238
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

[Anonymous No.16217594]

>>16217538
Whites function* as the niggers of Asia? My post should be understandable to anyone who speaks English as a first language.

[Anonymous No.16217705]

>>16214655
Holy shit what the fuck

[Anonymous No.16217845]

because if they didn't slurp their noodles they would stand out

[Anonymous No.16218492]

>>16210720
because a lot of ramen places are like this.

[Anonymous No.16218497]

>>16218492
they even have little curtains in the front of each booth so you dont even have to see your server.

[Anonymous No.16218502]

>>16218497
>>16218492
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

[Anonymous No.16218509]

>>16210744
lol, no. We rightfully stole their land

[Anonymous No.16218543]

>>16212067
Japanese are retarded. Their culture encourages people to just blindly follow tradition. The noodle shop you inherited requires you to wake up at 2am and spend all day preparing noodles using an ancient, time wasting technique? Too bad. You can't change it until your father dies, and you know that fucker is going to live to be 223.

[Anonymous No.16218743]

>>16218543
I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiiiii uwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "Oh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross

[Anonymous No.16219256]

>>16212076
sorry sweaty that's been annulled, it's white boy summer now

[Anonymous No.16219467]

>>16218743
Same with every hermit kingdom that has never had the significant influence of a western country's governance or political dominance.
Korea, China for example is similar to the described Japanese experience although Vietnam and Hong Kong are Western influenced and exhibit greater appreciation of Western ideals and tastes.

[Anonymous No.16219527]

>>16214283
I am the dude he replied to.
Don't give him the (you), please, it's just pasta, but it actually works because it's political and directly insulting

[Anonymous No.16219571]

>>16210720
As a sign of respect to the chef

[Anonymous No.16219655]

>>16219571
Korean style manners?

[Anonymous No.16219705]

>>16218492
>>16218497
One ramen place is like that. Not a lot. Literally only one, Ichiran.

[Anonymous No.16219875]

>>16213720
This anon slurps things just because other people slurp things

[Anonymous No.16219914]

>>16210744
The United States of America was founded by Anglo-Saxon Protestants, “native” Americans have contributed nothing to the building of the country or the culture

[Anonymous No.16219976]

>>16219914
Fuck off stupid fat fuk immigrants,
- American native

[Anonymous No.16219982]

>>16218743
who the fuck wants to read this terribly formatted wall of text? kys

[Anonymous No.16220014]

I know this board is full of inbred ignorant flyovers but are you seriously surprised that other cultures have different tablemanners?

[Anonymous No.16220018]

>>16218743
Nice larp pasta nigger

[Anonymous No.16220021]

>>16218502
Yeah, but fish on rice is delicious so fuck you chink.

[Anonymous No.16220025]

>>16210720
My wife is Korean and I can't STAND this shit. Drives me fucking insane.

[Anonymous No.16220026]

>>16210720
did some nip bully you or something? why do you care?

[Anonymous No.16220038]

>>16210720
I myself carry around a knife to cut my noodles before consuming them with a spoon.
These barbaric Asians need to get ahold of themselves.

[Anonymous No.16220039]

>>16213720
>advertising with half naked anime girls
I wish we had ads like that. I don't care about karen and her half niglet son.

[Anonymous No.16220040]

>>16220021
>fish on rice
this?

Kabayaki don

[Anonymous No.16220048]

>>16218502
>Chinese noodles
You mean Taiwanese noodles?

[Anonymous No.16220055]

>>16218743
Is this pasta?

[Anonymous No.16220095]

>>16220055
Obviously.

[Anonymous No.16220113]

>>16220055
>Post about italian food
>Is this pasta?
No, it's pizza.

[Anonymous No.16220467]

>>16213567
How do you feel being a disgusting bug

[Anonymous No.16220688]

>>16220467
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

[Anonymous No.16220744]

>>16220688
This is true. But I wonder why they eat all these weird exotic animals? I don't think it's just out of (former) poverty or necessity

[Anonymous No.16220938]

>>16212988
meds. take them. now.

[Anonymous No.16220953]

>>16210720
Slurping is a non-issue, OP. The thing that grinds my gears is how asians and indians insist on chewing with their mouths open. If I'm eating in a room full of east asians the room is deafened by an incredibly obnoxious SMACK SMACK SMACK chewing noise that drives me crazy.

[Anonymous No.16221024]

>>16210761
>When the drippings of saliva and ramen get flung around the restaurant because
When you can vacuum, it won't splatter at all.
https://youtu.be/8htlq2OKQmQ?t=289

[Anonymous No.16221039]

>>16221024
This is peak autism.

[Anonymous No.16221053]

>>16221039
You're not very good at it, so you splatter and make a mess.
The Japanese guy in this video is slurping without getting dirty.

[Anonymous No.16221069]

>>16220953
>chewing noise
The act is frowned upon in Japan and China
Unique Korean Culture

[Anonymous No.16221094]

>>16221069
I fucking hate my Korean wife.

[Anonymous No.16221114]

So are you supposed to drink the whole soup or not? I've heard conflicting information

[Anonymous No.16221179]

>>16221114
It depends on the region and the people.
As far as I know, most people don't drink everything.
However, if it's a wonderful, addictive soup, they may drink it up.

[Anonymous No.16221188]

>>16210744
(((Native))) Americans are from Russo-China.

[Anonymous No.16221187]

>>16221114
Also, if the noodles are straight or thick, most of the time you won't drink it all because it's a very salty soup.

[Anonymous No.16221195]

>>16221114
at the very least you should take a sip of the soup first before diving in to the noodles.

[Anonymous No.16221217]

>>16221114
I've had ramen from Hokkaido to Fukuoka and several places inbetween.
Its rare for people to finish the soup. You certainly could finish it, but it isn't required, expected, or considered an insult if you don't.
Anyone who tells you you absolutely must, that's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16221229]

>>16221114
I drink it all but 1: It's rare for me to find ramen broth I don't like and 2.: I'm a misterly fuck so if I pay for something damn right I'm drinking all of it.

[Anonymous No.16221286]

>>16221024
Have a (you) for posting "autism, the video of the day" /ck/ edition

[Anonymous No.16221309]

If you're hungry enough to drink up all the ramen soup, you'd better order some more.

[Anonymous No.16221395]

>>16210972
>anon doesn't know how to use a fork and a knife

[Anonymous No.16221440]

>>16220744
food for the poor, rest for trying to get an erection

[Anonymous No.16221456]

>>16210744
>t. Puts pronouns in his social media profiles