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Thermopolium Anonymous Sun May 30 08:41:32 2021 No.16198801 [Reply] [Original]

Ave citizen! You look hungry, come on down. We Got Bread, Olives, Cheese, Nuts, Lentil Stew, Goat Stew, fine wine and some of the Best Garum in the Province! Best value for a Sesterti in town, I can tell you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 08:43:45 2021 No.16198806 File: 1.64 MB, 500x282, 562.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sounds fuckin good cunt, give me some of everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:29:17 2021 No.16198956 File: 56 KB, 657x527, 1622381356700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be a Roman slave to a domina

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:30:39 2021 No.16198962 >>16198956 Cheer up; the problem would be that she’d make you fuck her husband also.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:34:16 2021 No.16198978 >>16198801 This picture feels very familiar. I want to eat there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:34:54 2021 No.16198981 >>16198962 >problem wym

Anonymous Sun May 30 09:35:41 2021 No.16198984
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>>16198801
>We Got Bread, Olives, Cheese, Nuts, Lentil Stew, Goat Stew, fine wine and some of the Best Garum in the Province!
Umm, so is the cheese organic? Also, do any of the other items come into contact with the nuts? I’m allergic, you see. I’ll take some of the goat stew but only if it’s free-range goat from a goat-herder who belongs to an underrepresented/disadvantaged class.
Thankies! :3

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:36:37 2021 No.16198991 >>16198984 end your life immediately

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:45:12 2021 No.16199041 >>16198991 Sorry; I recently learned suicide is also an allergy of mine. I just haven’t had a chance to print new cards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:47:27 2021 No.16199055 >>16198801 Yeah, those sound great. Where is the nearest bordello?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:50:03 2021 No.16199072 >>16199055 Surely you remember the way back to your mater's house?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:51:13 2021 No.16199076 >>16199041 are you allergic to rape?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:52:15 2021 No.16199079 >>16199076 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:53:48 2021 No.16199084 >>16199072 sure i do . but i want your mater tonight, if she isn't busy servicing moors and baboons

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:54:30 2021 No.16199088 >>16199079 what if i buy you a nice dinner first bby

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 09:57:21 2021 No.16199096 >another fast food thread

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 10:11:32 2021 No.16199145 >>16198801 >garum invented thousands of years ago >still used to this very day Crazy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 10:17:13 2021 No.16199163 >>16198984 It's all organic, the goats are definitely free range, and the goat-herder was probably a slave, so that's about as disadvantaged as you get.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 10:49:58 2021 No.16199315 >>16198801 Directions to ne nearest WENDAE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 13:20:42 2021 No.16200006 >>16199145 Some ideas just work.

Anonymous Sun May 30 14:21:22 2021 No.16200284
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>>16198801
Greetings Citizens of the Forum,

For me, it's the McPullum. The best meal on the Aventine. I even ask for extra garum and the friendly slaves are always happy to oblige.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 14:50:35 2021 No.16200436 File: 292 KB, 393x342, woah nelly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 14:58:32 2021 No.16200472 >>16198801 sure I could use some loaves before my boywife and I go see a game at the hippodrome

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 18:14:52 2021 No.16201372 File: 53 KB, 736x330, 1427884420774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16200472 Virtuous Roman women are not degenerates you subversive Greek.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 18:24:04 2021 No.16201402 File: 1.37 MB, 500x281, 1587430822389.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll take whatever slave meat you have, I'd prefer an greek however

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 18:25:15 2021 No.16201406 >>16198984 this is fake btw

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 19:04:00 2021 No.16201550 >>16201372 >Virtuous Roman women No such thing, that's why he has a boywife.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 20:16:13 2021 No.16201839 >>16198801 Larpers are so fucking cringe, grow up, you're not 10 years old anymore. Same as the cringefest that is Townsends, adults playing make-believe.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 20:34:29 2021 No.16201929 >>16201839 You can't LARP on the internet, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 21:15:13 2021 No.16202293 >>16201929 so you're actually a retarded faggot and not just pretending?

Anonymous Sun May 30 21:25:07 2021 No.16202335

>>16201839
What do you consider the cutoff date for a recipe being historical LARP vs proper cuisine?

I mean, the modern incarnation of pizza came about in the mid-19th century, but nobody thinks you're being a cringey nerd or whatever if you eat a slice of pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 21:45:22 2021 No.16202403 >>16198801 >No snails You meme stalls fucking suck, even my shitty village in Hispania sells stewed snails

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 22:41:00 2021 No.16202719 >>16198801 YEAH, CAN I GET VVVVGHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 22:52:19 2021 No.16202779 >>16202719 Lvl

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 23:06:08 2021 No.16202834 >>16198984 If someone seriously has that many allergies, they aren't supposed to be alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 30 23:19:18 2021 No.16202901 >>16202293 >not recognizing blindingly obvious lighthearted satire I don’t think the anon you’re replying to is retarded, but I do think you’re a legitimate autist.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 00:59:29 2021 No.16203307 >>16201839 hell yeah anon you BTFOd him

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 06:13:29 2021 No.16204127 I'll take your finest and freshest placenta

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 06:29:20 2021 No.16204166 File: 746 KB, 1920x1080, CS lewis childishness.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16201839

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 07:12:23 2021 No.16204248 >>16201406 What gave it away? "sugars ending in -ose"?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 07:23:08 2021 No.16204269 >>16198956 god i would be such a nubile little slave slut

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 07:28:01 2021 No.16204281 >>16201839 t. uncultured >>16204166 based

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 07:39:03 2021 No.16204301 >>16199145 just wait until you find out about bread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 07:43:35 2021 No.16204309 >>16198984 >all sugars ending in -ose Uhh

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 07:45:13 2021 No.16204317 >>16198801 A plate of dog please.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 07:59:05 2021 No.16204363 >>16204166 So its okay to like capeshit?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:05:50 2021 No.16204385 >>16204363 capeshit isn't bad because it's childish, its bad because 40 years of executive meddling has strangled every last pustule of creativity out of the mainstream publishers.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:09:06 2021 No.16204395 >>16204385 >pustule >mainstream >meddling In english, doc!

Anonymous Mon May 31 08:14:36 2021 No.16204406

>>16204395
This wonderful fellow named Samuel Johnson has just finished writing a book that he considers to be his masterpiece. It's not a novella though, nor is it a scientific reference book or a book of prayer. He calls it a 'dictionary' and has filled it with every conceivable word in the English language alongside their definitions. You really must give it a read, I think you'll find it quite riveting.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:17:54 2021 No.16204413 File: 230 KB, 716x716, index.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16204395 Hold up senpai. Are you genuinely thrown off by "mainstream"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:20:05 2021 No.16204416 >>16204406 Do you have to read this 'dictionary' when constructing sentences? Jesus christ you type like a pretentious retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:20:48 2021 No.16204418 >>16204416 And you type like a gibbering retard. Maybe we share an ancestor.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:21:17 2021 No.16204420 >>16204416 Go back to school, kid

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:22:02 2021 No.16204421 >>16204418 >>16204420 huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:22:53 2021 No.16204424 File: 5 KB, 200x197, 1602913129011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16204421 Huh? Huh huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:24:17 2021 No.16204429 >>16204416 Y'oull zoomers really don't have vocabulary drills in school anymore huh

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:26:43 2021 No.16204432 >>16204429 Bet I'm older than you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 08:27:27 2021 No.16204434 >>16204432 that makes not knowing simple terms like "mainstream" even sadder.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 10:00:14 2021 No.16204699 >>16204434 huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 13:11:22 2021 No.16205473 fuck you baitfag i forgot which thread i was in

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 13:46:07 2021 No.16205627 >>16204363 What’s not okay is missing the point of that passage so fucking hard. Protip: it basically means that only someone with the mind of a child is actually concerned with making sure they’re perceived as a grownup.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 13:48:29 2021 No.16205644 >>16205627 Can you elaborate on that point?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 13:56:20 2021 No.16205692 File: 392 KB, 1920x1080, (JPEG Image, 1920 × 1080 pixels).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16198801 >they couldn't get out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 14:02:23 2021 No.16205721 >>16204413 Tumblr tier post. Kys tranny

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 14:04:20 2021 No.16205729 >>16201406 I'm trans btw, if that matters.

Anonymous Mon May 31 17:18:42 2021 No.16206496

>>16205644
It's a pretty straightforward idea expressed in straightforward language: obsessively avoiding being perceived as childish and instead being super serious is a behavior of typical of children, IE Childish.

If you can't comprehended that, you're a moron.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 18:21:33 2021 No.16206739 >>16204301 or murdering the jews

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 19:09:24 2021 No.16206907 >>16206496 huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 19:20:06 2021 No.16206941 >>16206907 do you have some personal stake in this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 31 19:25:11 2021 No.16206961 >>16206941 >personal stake Never had one of those, but I had a delmonico today at a family BBQ. Was top notch, thanks for asking.

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