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Autism

>> No.16198580

i dont get it

>> No.16198589

>Autism
you mean the sign itself or posting this thread twice a week?

>> No.16198593

>>16198574
do americans really require instructions for ordering food?

>> No.16198596

>>16198574
I hope a grease fire envelops that place.

>> No.16198614

>>16198574
>wit or wit-out onions
This caters to a certain lesser class of "people", and doesn't concern me in the least.

>> No.16198616

>>16198589
I think he meant your post

>> No.16198618
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16198618

It's literally the foodies job to sell you food, I am an uninformed customer and I need to be ENLIGHTENED.

>> No.16198648

Philly smells like Queens with BO and I don't even live in NE.

>> No.16198658

>>16198580
Reddit tier bullshit for reddit tier people.

>> No.16198668

>>16198574
>cheese jizz
>American cheese
>"pizza steak"

Yeah they can keep (kip) it

>> No.16199025

>>16198574
The owner is a faggot who took seinfeld jokes too seriously.

>> No.16199274

>>16198574
>can I get a steak wit onions and cheez-whiz
was that really so hard for you OP?

>> No.16199350

>>16198593
it's not the people ordering the food, it's the robots that receive the order. they're a very primitive form of ai and can only take a very select few of commands.

>> No.16199386

>>16199274
Salutations sir, I was wondering if I may procure a steak sandwich obtained from the ribs of a bovine, with a high sulfur content bulb sliced julienne, with a congealed cheese product placed atop. Thank you kindly sir, may you have a blessed day.

>> No.16199445 [DELETED] 

>>16198614
Niggers right? You're talking about niggers.

>> No.16199456

>>16198593
Absolutely. I was vacationing in California one month and saw a guy wander into a restaurant I was at and just take someone's plate. An employee flags him down outside and the guy was genuinely surprised that he couldn't take food like that

>> No.16199468 [DELETED] 

>>16198618
I like this picture.

>> No.16199549

>>16199445
I would never confirm or deny that, I would only suggest any interested parties look at a demographic breakdown of the city in which something as simple as ordering a sandwich and specifying your toppings requires it to literally be spelled out for them.

>> No.16199844

>>16199274
back of the line. should be "wiz wit"

>> No.16199923

>>16198574
This is what happens when a place has the ability to produce food faster than the time a typical counter transaction takes place, and the joint is popular enough to have a line out the door.

It's what customer service looks like when "behind the counter" has the upper hand.

>> No.16199953

>>16198574
>going to pats
>ordering cheese jizz over provolone
>taking signs seriously
Do tourists really?

>> No.16199985

>>16199953
>ordering cheese jizz over provolone
At some point someone convinced people that it was the original topping even though the sandwich predates the condiment by several years. I feel like it has to be the result of some brilliant marketeering.

>> No.16200017

>>16198593
yes, actually. can't tell you the number i've times i've had the person in front of me in line get all the way to the front and then try to decide what to order

>> No.16200016

>>16198574
Shouldn't choose go first?
>wit out provolone

Sounds weird
Now
>provolone with out
Sounds good

>> No.16200251

Honestly, the sign seems adversarial and would make me not want to eat.
I don't like feeling this way, but it is how it is.

>> No.16200330

>>16199985
Yeah it was some faggot from jersey trying to market his new neon “cheese” so he rode his horse to Philly and fucked shit up. Leave it to Jersey to lower the bar for everyone.

>> No.16200341

>>16198574
>tfw had to go back to line three times

>> No.16201342

>>16198593
have you ever looked at the statistics for american education? it's amazing how dumb they are.

>> No.16202307

>>16201342
>it's amazing how dumb they are.
using an american invention speaking american language on an american image board

>> No.16202382

??? Steak with onions and cheese?
Do Americans really?

>> No.16202389

>>16198618
not when they have a line going out the door, then they shout idiots like you out the door when you take too long.

>> No.16202400

>>16202382
pretty sure it's a cheesesteak sandwich

>> No.16202405

>>16198574
>wit or wit-out

I thought this was a meme but they actually do talk like this, and not just the basketball americans.

>> No.16202409

>>16202382
There was a based europoor who had no idea what a cheesesteak was. Instead of calling it weird or disgusting he made one himself and liked it. Be like that anon.

>> No.16202422

What if I want ketchup on it?

>> No.16202431

>>16198618
this pic makes me think of augmented 4ths coming out of a fischer price walkie talkie, very kvlt

>> No.16202461

>>16198574
i dont get it
are you supposed to say "wit onions" or just "wit"

>> No.16202467
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>NOOOOOOOOOO STOPPPP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY WIT OR WIT-OUT NOOOOOOO ARRRRRRGGGHGHHHHHH FOLLOW THE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES

>> No.16202474

>>16202461
Just wit.

"Steak wit whiz."

Onions and cheese whiz.

>> No.16202486

>>16202461
Just "with" implying you want onions and (most places I visited, peppers). First time I ordered from one of these places in the landfill that is Philadelphia, I just asked for a sandwich with onions and peppers and got a fucking chorus of "OYYYYHHH, just say WIT or WITOUT, it ain't gotta' be a whole thing!"

Anyway, the north east is a cancer, and we should probably just excise everything above Maryland.

>> No.16202695

>>16202474
but if you say "steak witout whiz" it sounds like you dont want any whiz

>> No.16202714

>>16202382
Oh gosh yes. Chip steak - very thinly sliced rib eye, chopped up and cooked on a flat top, with sauteed onions and american cheese, put onto a long roll.

Go eat your bean pizza nigger

>> No.16202795

>>16202695
Inflection.

Steak. Wit-out. Whiz.

>> No.16202825

>>16198574
who the fuck orders cheese whiz or american cheese on a steak? if you're gonna put on cheese at least pick better fucking cheese.

>> No.16203002

>>16202695
You say it the other way around
Steak Whiz, Wit.

>> No.16203011

>>16202695
You say witout onions and wit wiz you fucking autist.

>> No.16203012

Jokes on him black people can't read

>> No.16203037

Are you all fucking retarded? It literally says what to say just say "wit, whiz" and hand the assholes the money. Also i hate this place their gimmick is being assholes.

>> No.16204472

>>16202307
4chan is pretty dumb too

>> No.16204489

>>16202467
I always imagine the sort of person who collects these images and writes template ‘NOOOO’ greentext posts to be the same sort of person who owns a ton of Sonic memorabilia.

>> No.16204497

>>16202825
Who the fuck orders a cheesesteak sandwich and then pretends to be a little faux-sophisticate regarding the topping?

>> No.16204507

>>16202307
*using a european invention speaking european language on an american image board

>> No.16204536

>>16204507
>English
>European
Your retardation indicates an american larping as a non-american.

>> No.16204594

>>16198574
remember anons, if you ever get harassed for ordering too slowly tell them that you have a speech impediment and that you'll file an ADA complaint.

>> No.16204602

>>16199386
Most cringe shit i read this month. kys faggot

>> No.16204618

>>16204536
>England isn't located in europe
>europe means EU only
Do you also think Switzerland or Norway aren't in europe? how much crack did your mother smoke while she had you?

>> No.16204655
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>>16198574
>With or without onions
>Cheezwhiz
>Pizza steak

That country literally became parody of itself and instead of being ashamed they display the decline of any semblance of moral values with pride and head first.

>> No.16204689

Philly/central PA is great that way, it's almost all heavily autistic "tough" guys with hilarious accents. If you look at them like distant cartoon characters that won't reproduce and cause problems it's good times.

>> No.16204756

>>16198574
>do all of the above while waiting in line
>mumble my order to myself while waiting in line and then sit there silent with a smug look on my face refusing to communicate or go to the back when I get to the front
Should have been less retarded, sign man.

>> No.16205273
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>>16202389
It would take like 2 minutes to explain your food to me, if you can't wait 2 minutes to order a steak you need to settle down ok

>> No.16205286

>>16200341
You're not serious are you?

>> No.16206515
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>>16198574
this seems like something for retarded tourists to take a picture of then forget about

>> No.16206531
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>>16202486
>"OYYYYHHH, just say WIT or WITOUT, it ain't gotta' be a whole thing!"
kek

>> No.16207422

>>16206515
Unless it's in Pittsburgh. Than the sign is holy guide. One which tells you how not get your ass beat. Steel Workers do not fuck around when they are hungry and angry. (Which is almost always from my experience.)

>> No.16207436

>>16207422

>implying steel workers still exist

Sorry bucko they all drive Uber now

>> No.16207493

>>16207436
>Steel is now actually dead.

Then all is lost...
How will we ever cope, burger bros?
How will we cope?

>> No.16207545

>>16198574
This is just because Pat's/Geno's are shitty tourist attractions so they do this bullshit to make it "special" or whatever.

>> No.16207570

>>16198574
so if I wanted a sandwhich with onions and cheese i'd say

Steak Sandwhich Wit plus Provolone?

Or Sandwhich Wit, Provolone?

>> No.16207575

>>16202389
if they have a line going out that door that means you probably had 20+ minutes of standing around waiting to order, how could you possibly not be ready?

>> No.16207809

>>16202486
I bet you live in Ohio lol

>> No.16207839

>>16198580
It's just a fun little way of displaying the menu options. Why do you autists not understand humour?

>> No.16207901

>>16198574
>Do all of your borrowing in line
Can someone explain this part to me, what is being borrowed and from whom?

>> No.16207964

>>16207570
I'm from Philly. You'd say "Provolon wit(h)"

>> No.16207984

>>16207901
Borrowing money from friends I would assume.

>> No.16208393

>>16198668
lil loaded and pooh shiesty linked up feed it or seed it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eoK0G8HHvc

>> No.16208535

>>16198618
HOw do people live in places like that? Aren't scare of the monsters and serial killers?

>> No.16208579

>>16208535
but those only exist in cities?

>> No.16208588

>>16208579
look up how many serial killers killed in rural areas. why wouldn't they? way, way easier to disappear their crimes.

>> No.16208599

>>16198574
>wait in line
>finally get to the window
>WITWHIZ please!
>Ay yo Tone, dis fuckface jus sed "please". Can you belee' dis cocksucka?
>Yo, balleriner, take ya tutu and get ta da backa da line!

>> No.16209069

>>16198593

Usually only in faggy establishments like this where they feel the need to put a spin on basic food like burgers and steaks. The real gamble is trusting the fucking NPC taking your order to relay it correctly.