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A group of wild ketards appears!

They tell you they are tired of microwaved bacon and kraft singles and demand you cook them a meal. They threaten to eat you if you should refuse while raising their arms in the air and wobbling them in an attempt to intimidate you with their flabby ungulation. What do you make?

>> No.16192204

one plain unseasoned pan fried chicken breast
one cup of boiled unseasoned broccoli

>> No.16192212
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>>16192180
KFC, laxatives, roofies and Viagra.
Then play D&D until we all pass out plugged inside each other.

>> No.16192239
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if they're used to bacon and plastic cheese then the bar isnt high.
chicken alfredo with broccoli:
sear the chicken, steam the broccoli, add a jar of alfredo sauce and skip the noodles
wa la

>> No.16192545

>>16192204
>broccoli
Enraged by the mere presence of carbohydrates, they attack!
Roll for initiative

>> No.16192555

>>16192180
>ungulation

I demand to know what you mean by this. I cannot compose a dish to serve people who do this... whatever it is, if I can't find it in the dictionary. Ungulate refers to a herbivorous animal... which these people apparently are not.

>> No.16192560

>>16192180
Damn, them boys are huuuug. I'd guess get something that doesn't get grease all over the play area but simple enough for the boys, so maybe taquitos?

>> No.16192848

Grab some McDonald's and tell them they're impossible burgers.
Make them pay a $3 markup per person and at least make some money cause impossible burgers are just so much more

>> No.16192867

>>16192180
i wish i had a big group of jolly fat friends like this. just a bunch of buds. damn..

>> No.16192892

>>16192180
Box pizza with a cauliflower crust and a case of Natty Light