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>>16192155That was so gay, that you should never post again. Fag. Not even food related. Just a furfag.
>>16192190>implying you wouldn't.
>>16192155>tfw furry>fursuits are not interesting or attractive in the slightestI literally don't understand the kinds of furries that wear costumes like this, they're just so bulky and cartoonyIt isn't even about being attracted to furry characters anymore, it's like a sports mascot fetish
>>16192267i agree but telephone is kinda cute
>>16192250Oh I definitely would lmao, it's just a funny story because of how his dad reacted
This is why I come to /ck/ you boys have the best stuff.
>>16192614god i wish that were me
>>16192584What the fuck does cooking have to do with fast food?
>>16192637I think she means recreate the result of the recipe. A recipe is just instructions.
>>16192155Does that animal have a license to cook?
>>16192190 based dad
I came all the way from another board to say that furries should be executed.
>>16193655Based. Me too.
>>16192155Unironic furfag here, why is Telephone so popular? How is it different to any other furry character?
>>16192698why do you wanna sit on a burger?
>>16193906It's comfy, you should try.
>>16193906>why do you want assburgersNeurotypicals... I swear.
>>16193884What's the message here? That Indian women try to poison their husbands or that they make shit coffee?
>>16192614>mfw ywn be a burger patty crushed by anukta_crush
>>16193861>Unironic furfagNeck urself degenerate sodomite.
>>16192614I like 'em meaty, not skelly.
>>16192193i wish monkey man would have obliterated cowboy and beardo
>>16192155Worst thing ive seen in a long whileEven worse with audio
>>16196794That's not a hard shell taco. It has a proper name here in mexico but I can't remember what they are called, since they're not typical of my area.
>>16197192>There's a different word for that in a language that we're not speaking here but I don't remember it because I'm too busy posting on an Anglo website where the primary language would consider that a hard shell taco
>>16197222I thought you guys may find it interesting, otherwise, I wouldn't have bothered to post.
>>16197203He had to get it on.
>>16197243Not the other anon, i do find it somewhat interesting, did you remember the name and more importantly, is there any difference from the widely-known hard shell taco?
>>16192238Wait, is that hip rap artist Da Baby?
>>16192155I was expecting his suit would catch on fire.
>>16192190I can understand that happening if he was older than ten, any younger it's just stupid kid talk.
>>16193746All of them
>>16197203IRL when people get shot in the head they're a lot more jerky, usually the hands come up to the chest and they sort of extend all the muscles for a split second, and there's way more bloodt. seen a lot of war footage / execution / suicide videos
>>16192614If I were in that room, I'd beat her up for crushing that perfectly good burger with her smelly cunt ass.
>>16193861>Unironic furfag here, why is Telephone so popular?I looked up who that was and female was the first description that popped up.
>>16192718Maybe she fucks up transcribing it too.
>>16197294I can't remember. I have only eaten them like twice in my life. It's food from the south (I think) and I live in the north.
>>16195722I always wondered how they prevented kids from buying alcohol and cigarettes that way.
>>16197243>I thought you guys may find it interestingIt might've been if you actually had an answer for what you think people should be calling the food in question.
>>16192637Staged. Copied another video.
>>16197447They don't really care. Parents there teach their kids to drink so they do it somewhere safe to learn the consequences. Like after funerals.
>>16193702You should be executed too?
>>16197392>Not eating the burger and then having her sit her smelly Cunt and ass on your face and smothering you until you pass out and jizz in your pants100% never going to make it.
>>16194041she made him tea dipshit
>>16194041It's an isolated scenario, the kind you can sometimes encounter in movies and novels.
>>16192193what the fuck is white shirt's problem
>>16197447honor system, plus it's a high trust society so some older adult would give them guff for drinking even if they didn't know them
>>16192155Reminder the person in this suit is almost assured to be morbidly obese
>>16192614this bitch had one job and she couldnt sit on a burger properlydespite having ass she still half assed itgod dammit i hate famales
>>16197823Maybe you should show us how it's done haha
>>16192220They will never live that down will they lol
>>16198073It's only human. You have a deer at your mercy, you take advantage. The lower half of Pan is not incidental.
>>16194749I love that Disney is literally the ones that created the lemmings lie and they just double down on it despite knowing the film crew scared them off the cliff.
>>16198113The lie is that they fall of cliffs, but they do actually migrate in large numbers occasionally.
>>16193884>>16194041He was pouring it out for a homie. Womenfolk don't understand these things.
>>16192614she fucked it up!!!
>>16200763>Not prolapsed angusIf you're gonna do joke names, commit to it.
>>16192190Your image makes me feel funny and I don't like it. :[
>>16200794shut up nerd
>>16198450I'm upset she doesn't scoop out all the ingredients like the salsa and corn.I'm more disturbed about chili without beans.
>>16193884kek idk why but that's kind of cute
>>16198158>but they do actually migrate in large numbers occasionallyoh so like most animals
>>16195722ay yo nikka where da whiskey at?
>>16201660the time period during which this was popular was when the internet began to evolve into a truly cancerous cesspit
>>16201660the fact that these talentless faggots are single handily responsible for bacon being a meme is in itself a meme.
>>16195563>salt and pepper to taste>puts barely any on therebad sign
>>16192193Why do Americans act like this? God I`m so happy I never have to interact with any of you obese retards in real life.
>>16197447Pretty much all the ciggy machines need you to swipe a special card that you have to apply for before they will work. DIdn`t used to be that way but is now.Alcohol ones though don`t have any verification at all though lmao at least none that I`ve ever seen.
>>16197312I'm glad I'm not the only one on IVshin that watches the Urban Rescue Ra-Oh hey Kevin~
>>16197447my dad used to send me for beer and/or cigarettes when i was a child, people back then had great trust that a child won't try to snatch a cig to smoke it or drink a can of beer. of course (((something))) may have caused things to change
>>16202627Why do American BBQ faggots always wear those thick gloves? Daaaw you scared of your hands getting a little hot baby boo boo? Wouldn`t want a little splashy washy of hot oil on your skin now would we thats right big meany hot oilLMAO fucking faggots I deep fry stuff naked that hot oil shit splashing all over my bare skin I don`t give a fuck honeslty there`s truly nothing more pathetic than your average America.
>>16202650>that iodine bath
>>16201478>I'm more disturbed about chili without beans.she added fucking sweet potatoes to CHILI
>>16202603he kinda looks like he's about to cry in this
>>16202704>no sauce or additional toppings. only meata white American ordered this.
>>16201660All those ingredients should only be eaten individually and in moderation.
>>16192238Is that Ja Rule?
>>16202611At least most of it drips off. Of course that is a waste of butter.
>>16202662Two men make $10. One burned the shit outta his hand, the other didn't. Both made $10. One of them is more of a faggot than the other, we'll have to put on our detective hat to find out who.
>>16202662Do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?
>>16202818I mean the tortilla is probably pretty spicy as it is.
>>16196303hes such a fucking poser u can tell he had a hair transplant
>>16202650Is that an ostrich?
>>16202627That looked real good until they put that bacon wrapped shit and fries in there.
>>16194749Kinda sad that Judy Hopps was actually a jack-booted thug cop. Nick Wilde spotted a market opportunity, arbitraging the enormous large-animal popsicle vs small-animal popsicle price disparity, and he even recycled the wooden sticks in an environmentally responsible manner. For which Hopps tried to jack him up, the bitch.>>16198158>The lie is that they fall of cliffsBut that wasn't the meme -- the meme is that they JUMP off cliffs because they follow each other.
>>16203179Take your meds.
>>16195722Nigga whiskey from da hood
>>16203184I'm serious motherfucker. Also, how is it that absolutely no one other than a few dumb bunny farmers knew that those flowers were called "night howlers" when they were openly sold everywhere in Zootopia? Was the government just totally incompetent at restricting the trade in psychoactive plants?
>>16192155I'm scanning through this like "please catch on fire please catch on fire please catch on fire" Why did you post this?
>>16195563>Left the film thing on the ribs so it makes it harder to bite into them>Hardly any seasoning>Didn't slow cook it long enough to tenderize the meat.
>>16201359If you want to make toast perfectly, use potato bread slices and watch it some what carefully in a toaster convection oven (and they're all like $30). Watch for when it turns slightly brown but not too much. It has a toasted outside but soft inside and is perfect for dipping in egg yolk or BLT's or whatever. If you're making French Toast then use a frying pan, like holy shit just because you solved a non-issue doesn't mean it's worth a near $300 device.
>>16202627If you look up what's going it, this would actually make a bland sandwich. It would fill you up, but it wouldn't have much depth of flavor.
>>16203883I'm freaking out.
>>16203883Some poor engineers actually had to design this, and explain to a retarded "startup" "CEO" why his idea is fucking retarded but they're still doing it.
>>16203883>>16204584fr... i just melt butter and put it in a normal sprayer..
>>16202704Why are the tortillas so greasy?
>>16204589I just take butter in my mouth and spit it on the food
>>16192155yiff in hell furfaggot
>>16205514What a disgrace
>>16192190My first sexual experience was watching space jam, freeze framing on Lola Bunny, then having Halo CE on a different input and pulling the trigger on the warthog gun so my control vibrated like crazy, and shoving the controller down my pants. Later that night my parents took me to see Chamber of Secrets. I already had a huge crush on Hermione. In that movie she takes polyjuice poison and turns into a half-cat witch. How the fuck was I NOT going to develop a slight fur fetish like come on dude.
>>16201660Just because you can, doesnt mean you should.
>>16205634What's this? Actually good fucking non meme recipes on MY /ck/?
>>16205751I have hundreds, but I will make a thread with them later.
>>16202650mehmet my son
Could someone post the curried eggs WebM? I don't have it saved and want to make it so bad, thank you in advance anon
>>16202818that's because you add the sauces and toppings yourself
>>16198073There's been multiple incidents now. The Ar/k/ansas thread was the worst. Rape, bestiality, and necrophilia all in one. I can safely say God has forsaken Arkansas.
>>16197320stupid kid talk doesn't end till age ~14
>>16204590probably fried in lard like a lot of mexican food, god I wish we had good mexican food here in canada.
>>16206653Appreciate it, anon <3
>>16197250my worst fucking nightmare oh my god
>>16202650I hate his face so much.
>>16205514Is she still alive? Him I know is dead and souless
>>16205593I looked up that scene and I gotta say hermione looked disgusting there
>>16192155Ahhhhh you reminded of the furry pahase I went through for a few months
>>16205593I had the Space Jam VHS, was LANing Halo CE, and never cared for Harry Potter. You tell me weirdo.
>>16198450WTF why is her nose redone?? It doesn't even look good ugh... Fake ass recipe done on fake ass television by a fake ass tv host. Typical fake ass boomer entertainment.
>>16208004She could be just Basque. They're a weird nose people
>>16203618>Left the film thing on the ribs so it makes it harder to bite into them
>>16201549That looks good. Saved for future use.Oh goddamnit I'll never lose weight with these threads
>>16208099What!? All Basque have their noses redone!? WTF is this world we're living in!? God help me, give me the strength to get through this!? 'O great Lord, take this blood offering and grant me power! I shall burn the heretics! BOW BEFORE THEE O LORD! I SHALL BRING THE HEATHENS HEADS!
>>16208138All Basque have their noses redone BY GOD.They're all born that way :V
>>16192155That fursuit's feet have to be real gross looking after walking in the kitchen.>>16194799thankfully /ck/ doesnt have audio
>>16208297Pay all that money and then she goes and ruins it with ketchup.
>>16208364what's with dunking the whole sandwich in soup at the end?
>>16208342Is that Babish?
>>16202818t. a faggot on west coast america that thinks he is mexican
>>16208364>have to drain everything except for the bread>still dunk the finished sandwich in mystery muckliteral incontrovertible SLOPPA
>>16208382Not sloppa enough
>>16208350Her timing is impeccable though
>>16208364Do midwesterners really?
>>16208429>>16208453This is making me think if that Korean cartoon. T_T
>>16195722>All other machines in pristine condition.>Nikka Whiskey machine trashed to Hell and back.Just wear and tear or is this a case of thats-the-joke.tar.gz
>>16195563Remember when yee-yee cooking shit like this was everywhere because of GOT? I mean end product does look good but that presentation is concentrated cringe.
>>16208536nikka probably from the 70's though, everything else is from at least the last ten years
>>16200667>omg look!!! he took shit processed food and gave it a fancy high-dining presentation!!!!yeah, we've seen it done a billion times already. this is the most reddit webm I've ever seen.
>>16204584Nah, the engineers, who belong to an engineering company, got hired by the retard that had this idea. They're still laughing about having been paid to do this on their coffee breaks.
>>16205634>if you just fry the chicken separately instead of actualyl having it stew, it will keep its crispy skin! btw you have to eat your stew with a knife & forkwow, who would have thought....
>>16192238sorry no time to watch videos with " coloreds"
>>16204584I think about this kind of shit all the time. Think of all the people involved with bringing this product to life, from the very first designs to marketing to the website presence it probably has to the legal department of the company and patenting, the raw materials that went into the product and where they came from and who had to work their ass off to extract and process them, the people who had to ship all of those materials around the world, the infrastructure necessary for that shipping and manufacturing.All to make a plastic gimmick product that no one will use and that will be thrown away to rot forever. Why on earth are we using the full might of our technologically advanced global society to do this?
>>16208610Anon I don't know if you're saying that it's stupid to par-fry the chicken but if you're making any kind of stew and NOT par-cooking your meat in any way, you're making bad stew. Anyway this is more like a braised chicken IN vegetable stew, and it looks very good.
>>16192536Well, that's one way to do it.
>>16203469>Was the government just totally incompetent at restricting the trade in psychoactive plants?They all are. The moral of Judy Hopps is to blindly obey your incompetent government, and never try to become a small buisness owner, since small buisness owners are just criminals stealing money from large companies.
>>16192536fucking hell thats bad,>>16192614hahaha
>>16208670There is probably a way to use this butter sprayer as a sarin gas delivery system or something
>>16208711looks like the back part of a toilet.
>>16208735>>16208716>>16208711OR you could live in the 21st century and have a dishwasher
>>16203112How can you tell?
>>16208336What the fuck?
>>16208429>>16208453WTF is that and why does it bite this hard?
>>16208436>"My ancestors are smiling at me , bug man. Can you say the same ?"
>>16208453That's fucking gold
>>16205514God, I wish that were me
>>16208297Why does my meal taste like fish? I didn't order fish.
>>16209190Based but I need context
>>16209222Talk Shit, Get Hit.
>>16209190>>16209237"Fast food places can't get enough staff because people are too lazy to work"
>>16209252If you're white she'll fuck you after dinner is over I bet.
>>16209252food looks great, where can i find this establishment?
>>16209252mind if i grab the whole tiddy mlady
>>16209311>japanese women's hands are too warmwtf I need a nippon gf
>>16192190Dad's autistic as shit. It's absolutely normal for children to want to be an animal, or literally anything.
>>16209188>>16209190>>16209237>>16209276>>16209287why is it always melanin-enriched individuals?
>>16209311They don't seem to have a problem with the stereotype about "good disposition" Dumb whores.
>>16200763>im ready to settle down
>>16209862You wouldn't think so, since poor whites don't act that badly, but it's actually socio-economic factors and therefore your fault.
>>16204590cooked on the same grill as the meat so it's usually cooked in that rendered fat
>>16209888>can't get laid to save his life>"all women are whores!"ahh the incel paradox
>>16208891Wolffish enjoy warmth. You can actually pet them if they sense the warmth your hands give off
>>16192536Do italians really?