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Restaurant pet peeves
>gives you one napkin for a dozen wings

>> No.16191046

go away

>> No.16191061

>mexican restaurant gives me just a fork for utensils
fuck you

>> No.16191069

>waitress refills water
>doesn't let ice fall into cup

>> No.16191070

Libshit waiter has a fit when a man orders for his wife, rudely talks over the man, "what do YOU want?" like a couple isn't capable of discussing the menu before the waiter showed up

>> No.16191109

>Eating pizza with a fork and knife is for people with Lou Gehrig's

>> No.16191114

dont know why you would eat a taco with a fork but whatever

>> No.16191117

People stopped doing this because you can't marry someone with a learning disability, anon.

>> No.16191129

did this actually happen to you?

>> No.16191141

I eat your moms taco with my tongue

>> No.16191149

I was raised right. She can speak but she doesn't need to. This actually happened. Fag waiter probably thought he was defeating the patriarchy.

>> No.16191377

you seem like you have some hangups

>> No.16191387

doesn't this liberal faggot realize that there are adults who can't order for themselves? Please tell me you didn't tip

>> No.16191456

It would have been hilarious if she was mute or deaf just because of how embarrassing it would have been for the waiter who assUMED she was being oppressed. No tip for being an idiot. Didn't go back to that place, either.
So, do you, like, take your wife to a restaurant and then look at menus in complete silence, not discussing what looks good to each of you, just so that she can order to the waiter and be empowered by it? We have normal couple behavior.

>> No.16191500

>cashier asks if i have a mask
>i say no
>she denies me service
>i wait outside until i see which car she drives
>i come back the next day
>i key her car with the forbidden word

>> No.16191637

Why the fuck would you want ice anyway? It would just water down the water and it's cold to begin with so unless you're drinking the same water like three hours later it'll still be cold. Fuck ice dude.

>> No.16191641

>excited to try out this obscure exotic cuisine place
>walk in and there's already other white people there

>> No.16191647

That's how you know it's a good place

>> No.16191662

Nice larp. Your creative writing classes are really paying off.
The *ce machine is ALWAYS dirty. They're impossible to clean. I'd never want filthy fucking *ce contaminating my clean crisp water.

>> No.16191669

Look at this amateur not drinking ice cold water to put the body into overdrive burning up extra calories bringing it to body temperature.
Can you even eat a 5 pound cheeseburger?

>> No.16191682

i should really start taking pictures of everything I do...

>> No.16191698

The water is already cold, why do you want ice in it to water it down?

>> No.16191701

If you're walking to the bathroom and the waiters don't give you right of way.

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>> No.16191710

It's a pro eater move. The colder the water the more you can eat>>16191682

>> No.16191727

If I'm walking into the bathroom and the server doesn't follow me in offering to suck me off

>> No.16191730

>try hole in the wall japanese place that's a little cheap, nothing special just curious
>young guy behind counter looks rather asian, speaks with a little asian accent
>black youth sitting in one of three booths
>order small miso and steak and shrimp hibachi
>asian guy says my order to the cook in spanish, who I now notice is there and mexican
>asian guy sits with black guy who is his friend, asian guy starts talking like typical wanna be hard white teenager, zero accent
>food was just okay at best

>> No.16191740

What's the forbidden word?

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>> No.16191747

Did you wear a mask while committing petty crime?

>> No.16191756

any time I see the word "fun" I immediately think "F you, nigger"

>> No.16191762

no, i just used my shirt to cover my face, just like i did when i walked into the store and apologized for not having a mask

>> No.16191789

You voted Biden while wearing that makeshift mask, libshit?

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>> No.16191869

You always do this.

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>blotting the extra oil
That's fine
>uses a fork and knife
>shoves the pizza and both utensils into his mouth
Now you've crossed the line bucko

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>It would just water down the water

>> No.16192636

When the waitress is trying real fucking hard to get a tip. When the waiter adds an extra 0 to the tip line. That's about it.

>> No.16192647

>Waitress leans over when setting plates on the table so I pretty much have to look at her tits.

I'm not there for tits you minor whore. I'm there for a meal. If you think that your fat sack display is going to impress me, and garner you a larger tip, you will be sorely disappointed.

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She is lactating and was only offering you a squeeze for your coffee

>> No.16192826

>Walk in
>hostess with big booba and tiny black dress makes small talk with you while walking you to the table
>waitress with big booba and tiny black dress comes to take your order
>"enjoy your meal"
>"y-you too!"

>> No.16192913

Who hurt you chud

>> No.16192943

It works on guys like me, sorry you have to suffer.

>> No.16192957

You're not going to have a wife much longer. I hope you don't realize you're a faggot until after, so you can feel the full pain of divorce.

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“Knock it off already.” Cassie had the remote control firmly entrenched in her hand and was doing her best to keep it out of reach. The TV was stuck on basketball, which sucked. I knew that there had to be some combination of leverage and brute force that would cause my sister’s fingers to open and let me gain command of the remote. Getting up and walking to the TV was simply out of the question.

“Knock what off?,” I replied, making another grab. Cassie just rolled her eyes and pushed me away. Time for a desperation move. I stuck my thumb in my mouth just long enough to let it collect a good amount of spit, then, distracting her with another lunge for the remote, I slid my thumb past her defenses and rubbed it over her left ear.

“Ewww! Fucking gross!” Her grip loosened just enough for me to pry the device from her hand. My victory was sweet, but it was also short.
“Okay, Knob. You asked for it.” She grabbed me by the wrist and deftly twisted it behind my back, using her three-year age lead and height advantage to throw me down on the couch. She pinned me on my stomach and quickly moved into a sitting position on my shoulders, resting her full weight down on me to keep me from escaping. It was pretty much over. I knew what was coming next, and with one final effort I raised my free hand and succeeded in changing the channel before she could wrestle the remote away. Yes! No matter what happened now, she could never take that away from me.

I closed my eyes as I heard her unzip her pants. My embarrassment was unreal as she began whacking me on the back of the head with a blunt, meaty object.
As a boy, it’s not easy growing up with a sister who has a bigger penis than you do.

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My family isn’t exactly normal. Cassie’s dad was killed in car crash when she was only a year old. Mom got married again and had me, but my dad ran off with a car show model when I was seven, leaving my mom to take care of us by herself. We’ve been though some rough times, but I think we’re closer because of it. And also weirder.

My sister Cassie is…well, different. When Cassie was born she was what they call ‘intersexed,’ which is the name for what happens when your parts are mixed up between being male and female. They decided to operate and make her into a boy, but as she got older it started to be obvious that she wasn’t supposed to be one. Now at sixteen you couldn’t guess that she was anything other than a slighty tomboyish teenage girl. She looked like a girl, dressed like a girl, and even smelled like a girl. She pretty muchwasa girl in every way except for what she had between her legs. A lot of people seem to think that’s the only place that counts, but living with Cassie has taught me that its what’s in your head that really matters.

It was a little strange growing up with her, but I pretty much got used to the fact that she had a ‘thingy’ like I did. The strangeness increased when she hit puberty and started growing boobs, something that the doctors said was unusual since she hadn’t been taking hormones. They gave her some to try out and her boobs got even bigger. Her hips got wider too and she started getting taller. I was still pretty small for my age and it soon became clear that she could beat me up pretty easily. Not that she ever really did, but anytime we had a wrestling match she would win pretty easily. We usually got along well, but as we both got older things started to get…complicated.

>> No.16193005

>owner takes your order
>don't write it down
>bring you wrong food

>kerbab technician acts like he's your friend, pretends your regular order is something else as a joke
>actually makes the wrong item, has to remake your order

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