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ITT: Foods hipsters haven't ruined yet

>> No.16190892
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>> No.16190897

>>16190890
Soft pretzels

>> No.16190900

>>16190892
I have never had "Boiled Peaches". I wonder what they are like. Served hot? or allowed to cool? I have no idea. I imagine them sort of like canned peaches? Anyone?

>> No.16190910

>>16190900
They're not boiled goober. He's just selling boiled peanuts and then he has fresh tomatoes and peaches too

>> No.16190911
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>>16190890
Rollmops

>> No.16190913

>>16190890
fuck you hipster in search of things ti ruin

>> No.16190916

>>16190910
LOL... Ok. Yes... well... That seems obvious now.

>> No.16190918

>>16190890
Why does this look so depression?

>> No.16190919
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>> No.16190922

>>16190918
Depressing*

>> No.16190924

how do you eat boiled peanuts
do you peel them or what

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>>16190919
I had my first one last year, what a game changer.

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>> No.16190950

>>16190924
Like edamane. Break the shell, suck the peanuts and liquid out. Delicious.

>> No.16190951

>>16190924
Yeah you crack them open and suck the brine and peanuts out. Real good.

>> No.16190956

>>16190916
God that cracked me up

>> No.16190962

>>16190927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew

>> No.16190978

>>16190890
White Trash: The Movie

>> No.16190979

>>16190900
the sign is just ambiguous enough that i'm not going to call you a retard but oh my

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To my knowledge hipsters have not ruined the Sonic chili cheese coney slim jims. I could be wrong though

>> No.16191275 [DELETED] 

>>16190919
saddest food on the planet.
a chinese factory outlet woolworths 14% "meat" sosage.

>> No.16191282 [DELETED] 

>>16190950
so its like hot peanutbutter in the shell?

>> No.16191285

>>16191028
What the fuck? Where do you find these?

>> No.16191294

>>16191275
don't care also you're black

>> No.16191299

>>16191285
At sonic's, retard

>> No.16191301

>>16190890
>oh no, a person i dont like is eating a food i like, that food is ruined!

>> No.16191306

>>16190979
Well, thanks. I'm not from that part of the world and I've seen some awfully strange shit in my day. Boiled Peaches would just be one more thing.

>> No.16191317

>>16191301
>southerners
>people
>likeable
>soggy in shell peanuts
>likeable
>stinky sandals on bare feet

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>>16190890
pic related
luckily hipsters dont know what hard, physical work is and they dont do any DIY, so it'll be decades, if ever before they ruin this.

i cant imagine though
>deconstructed
>served on a shovel
>vegan "sausage"
>sourdough gluten free soybread
>avocado slices
>"that'll be $19.95"
>cunt doesnt even say "cunt" or "mate" at least once while serving you

>> No.16191383

>>16191306
poached peaches are a thing, that's kinda similar i guess

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>>16190919
>>16191376
thoughts on picrel?

>> No.16191392

>>16190924
i eat the shell sometimes
get cajun ones in a can at most grocers if you cant find

>> No.16191396

>>16191376
They have those in the welfare projects all over Detroit. The only difference is you get a hot dog sliced in half. A whole one would be far to wasteful. Toasting the bread is a bit over the top for them as well.

>> No.16191404

>>16191376
>doesn't even have an esky full of kirk's cans to sell you
this would be hell

>> No.16191407

>>16191392
k fatso

>> No.16191412

>>16191404
>kirk's cans are replaced with boba tea and soy lattes
this is how they'll start another Eureka Stockade

>> No.16191426

>>16190918
It reeks of poverty, like much of the south.

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>>16191426
the southern lunch

>> No.16191450
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This
The hipster fears the bacon-wrapped pickle

>> No.16191453

>>16191449
>the southern sadness

>> No.16191464

>>16191450
it's because
>eww bacon, i'm a vegan
>bacon's not halal either
>pickle? i've never seen my favorite twitch streamer eat those
>is that gluten free?
>if it was so good, there'd be a boba tea flavor of it
>that's not kale!

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>>16190890
turkey tails

>> No.16191475

>>16190922
thats the beauty of the deep south. sweat and poverty.

>> No.16191482

>>16191464
The word hipster just means "people I don't like" huh.

>> No.16191487

>>16191482
pretty much yeah.
no-one likes hipsters

>> No.16191489

>>16191475
>beauty

>> No.16191499

>>16190890
Chicken fried steak, thank all gods, still flies under the hipster radar.

>> No.16191507
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Beautiful. Simple. Rustic.

>> No.16191511

>>16190896
>>16190892
>>16190890
based yankee filter

>> No.16191526

>>16191475
And stock car racing. Let's not forget that bit.

>> No.16191531

>>16191507
if Hitler and Stalin didn't get them, Salo did

>> No.16191540

Haggis.

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>>16191499
I am sorry to have to report: https://www.theedgyveg.com/2019/12/19/vegan-chicken-fried-steak/

>> No.16191554

>>16191549
dam she'd look cute if she didn't have the face like a deformed swollen baboon's ass

>> No.16191560

>>16191407
Fat people eat carbs, not nuts. You might be projecting.
>>16190951
>>16190950
>Sucking nuts

>> No.16191562

>>16191511
basic southerner "got-em"

>> No.16191583

>>16191450
>Served on a fucking tree stump
Looks like the h*psters already got to it anon

>> No.16191593

>>16191583
> tree stump

That is a "Live Edge Freeform Porringer" I shall have you know!

>> No.16191595

>>16191554
>She'd look cute if not for her face
Just say she's ugly bro

>> No.16191597

>>16191593
go to bed gramps

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No double meats, deep fried onion rings and chili cheese fries piled on top

>> No.16191605

>>16191597
You are simply jealous because you only thought it was a tree stump.

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>>16190890

>> No.16191633

>>16191593
>Freeform porringer
Lel

>> No.16191642

>>16190890
dark meat chicken, you can still get legs/thighs for like $2 a lb.
the low fat fad is soon gonna die though so we havent much time left

>> No.16191653

>>16191642
Aldi boneless/skinless thighs for $1.69/lb are my jam

>> No.16191656

>>16191642
hipsters and reddit are all about "keto" and "paleo" now though

>> No.16191684

>>16191450
Is that bacon raw??

>> No.16191763

>>16191684
i feel like thats prosciutto

>> No.16191769

>>16191684
>>16191763
it's heavily cured by salting, so very similar to prosciutto, just more crude (thicker slices, less curing time)

>> No.16191793

>>16191474
weird, never seen that before. You seriously eat turkey ass though??

>> No.16191805

>>16191449
Yeah maybe like a hundred years ago

>> No.16191858

>>16191769
that sounds pretty hipster to me

>> No.16192061

>>16191684
you know bacon is smoked before it's packaged, right?
that's the whole fucking point of bacon.

>> No.16192210

>>16190935
Don’t ever get boiled peanuts from the gas station. Those things never get cleaned.

>> No.16192524

>>16192210
They're also just the giant cans you can get at Wal-Mart dumped into a crockpot.

>> No.16192575

>>16191450
I am a hipster and I would eat everything on that plate.

>> No.16192586

>>16192575
You would eat the fucking porringer as well, admit it you fuck-wit.

>> No.16192595

>>16191450
50% of hipster foods are “omg BACON” or “omg PICKLES”. There is little doubt that’s on the menu already

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>>16192586
There's nay bloody porringer an that plate you halfwited ninny.

>> No.16192665

>>16192061
its smoked for flavor not hot or long enough to cook it

>> No.16192674

>>16192605
Hipsters would call that a fucking porringer, because there's a slight depression in the centre of the wood.

>> No.16192721

>>16191793
I eat my gf’s ass, and that turkey’s never even had my dick in it so why not?

>> No.16192724

>>16192674
Well I am a hipster and I called it a plate.

>> No.16192840

>>16191464
I'd agree but that pickle one is really reaching
I've seen hipsters fish about fancy pickles

>> No.16192845

>>16192840
*gush.
I have been outed as a phone poster, FUCK

>> No.16192880

>>16191376
>$19.95
>fund raising for more refugees

>> No.16192924

>>16192061
and now you need to look up the difference between hot smoking and cold smoking

>> No.16193069

Small towns in the south can be comfy like this. I may not be a big fan of flea markets, but seeing locals selling produce, foods, and whatever else they have in a tent from the back of their truck/car brings a smile to my face. I miss living in a small town with a great sense of community

>> No.16193098

>>16190911
I’d eat that, but what’s in it?

>> No.16193113

>>16193098
Mix of pickles, quick-pickled (marinated) onions, fresh greens, whatever. A thin layer of creme fraiche or creme cheese. Herring can be smoked, then you can use morefresh veggies.

>> No.16193130

>>16191554
>>16191595
She doesnt look bad to be honest. How old is she? 30?

>> No.16193226

>>16190919
They are good desu not usre why people outside aus shit on the snags sure a hotdog in a bun can be nice but a snag is a fuckin snag you enjoy the slightly burnt sausage.

>> No.16193229

>>16190911
how do you eat these I have tried it was gross

>> No.16193239

>>16191376
God this is so dame depressing to think about.
>served on a shovel
keked and cried
>>16191386
nah most the point is that the sausage sticks out the snag thats too much breat may as well use a bun at this point.

>> No.16193251

>>16190911
Ah those are great

>> No.16193263

>>16191450
I have had that in a hipster bar, with a draught IPA. Was good

>> No.16193366

>>16191450
Salt wrapped in salt. Pass. I’d eat those salmon things though.

>> No.16193388

>>16190896
>and more
Does he offer rimmers?

>> No.16193413

>>16191450
open faced sandwiches got appropriated by the cucks already. they are 5 steps ahead of ya

>> No.16193446

This the white trash thread?

>> No.16193467

>>16193446

Yup

>> No.16193469

>>16190890
Every single food known to man. Why should I allow anyone to ruin anything? I don't care how my actions are perceived by you, or anyone. So go ahead, snicker, call me names, idgf!

>> No.16193472

>>16190890
>boiled peanuts
It's already fucking ruined

>> No.16193965

>>16191426
this is why I don't believe people who tell me oklahoma isn't the south
you know what they say: if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and has crippling meth, teen pregnancy and education problems like a duck

>> No.16194003

>>16191474
Used to work in a deli that made these, tons of people came from all over for them. Always found them to be really greasy and fatty, not my thing

>> No.16194095

>>16190890
There's a 24 year old selling boiled peanuts at a flea market in Portland right now. Checkmate.

>> No.16194135

>>16191449
You pick that for your vpi?

>> No.16194163

>>16191464
holy shit you are out of touch

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Picrel.

>> No.16194186

>>16191426
>Entrepreneurship = poverty
jeez go work your wageslave job then and make less than half what these guys make
legit when I sold cans of soda on main street I'd make 60 bucks an hour.

>> No.16194188

>>16191464
you sound like someone who didn't even understand young people when you were one, let alone now you're old

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>>16190911
I love rollmops but my local grocery store no longer sells them due to changing demographics. Said demographics are also why the beer aisle went to shit and the self-checkout got removed.

>> No.16194214

>>16191554

Yes Queen.... amazing post Queen.... lemme get that OnlyFans Queen.

>> No.16194363

>>16190911
based

>> No.16194426

>>16191549
Seitan's actually decent. The real crime there is vegan butter, that's just a fancy way of describing the butter spread that the poors use.

>> No.16194435

>>16190890
>>16190892
>>16190896
>Call them "boiled" peanuts
>They're deep fried
Why are Americans like this?

>> No.16194454

>>16190890
Americans boil peanuts? Why is all of your food so bad?

>> No.16194475

>>16194163
well YOU'RE out of time

>> No.16194556

>>16194475
you fucker. you've triggered that stupid song in my head for the rest of my day now

>> No.16194580

>>16190890
Have hipsters ruined hot dogs yet? Where I live we only ever eat hot dogs with ketchup and mustard so in my impression they haven't.

>> No.16194587

FRESH NUTS HOT NUTS YOU GET EM FROM THE PEANUT MAN

>> No.16194595

>>16194556
It's not a stupid song but you are indeed a stupid motherfucker.

>> No.16194645

>>16190890
They've ruined smoked oysters. I used to buy cans direct from the producer by the case of 24 for $3.50-$4.50 depending on the type. Then a Seattle-based restaurant management company acquired the distribution rights. Overnight the price went to $10 a can.

Fuck you Amazon zoomer faggots. Fuck you Taylor Shellfish.

>> No.16194693

>>16194214
I don't think she's royalty anon, but I don't know the person so maybe.

>> No.16194715

>>16191464
Hahaha, great post brother. Too true, too true.

-Big Mike
_____________________________________
Ban Narcan and thin out the herd.
United Steelworkers Lifetime Member
BOYCOTT NASCAR

>> No.16194744

>>16194580
Hipsterism peaked 12 years ago, and all the real hipsters had kids and moved back to the suburbs just like their yuppie boomer parents did in the '80s. If they haven't ruined it by now they probably won't.

>> No.16195007

>>16194587
based Stoop-down man

>> No.16195058

>>16194744
yeah this
it's funny seeing people still seething over the hipster boogeyman when they haven't been a thing for over a decade

>> No.16195207

>>16194173
fuck, i could see hipsters actually taking Japanese korokke and fucking hipsterfying the shit out of them.
replacing the beef with vegan substitutes and the potato with quinoa flour or some other fag shit.

>> No.16195225

>>16191450
Look at that plating. They already have

>> No.16195232

>>16191464
Pickles have literally become the most hipster thing ever.

>> No.16195247

>>16194435
they're boiled

>> No.16195409

>>16194715
10/10 boomerpost

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>>16190896
>Woody's Peanuts

>> No.16195523

>>16191549
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.16195596

>>16191450
The vodka alone would surely filter them out.

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>>16190911

Rollmops are delicious very bitter but the after taste is Godly

>>16193229

You swallow it hole like a duck

Thankfully hipsters or vegans are completely unaware of glorious Latvian breakfasts and traditional food

>> No.16195630

Collard greens and okra along with traditional Cajun I’d say. If you’re trying to sub a bunch of shit out and lower sodium, it’s literally not Cajun.

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>>16195596
>Liquor of choice for 100lb sorority girls who just started drinking
>Filtering anyone

>> No.16195718

>>16191450

Thank fuck most hipsters are vegan now or have become a blend of the two and completely ignore any fish dishes. I do wonder though when did hipsters stop being hipsters and start transitioning into vegans.

>> No.16195794

>>16191386
holy shit that's brilliant

>> No.16195796

>>16195207
yeah. kek. that will be the next trend once the Korean Fried Chicken and Nashville Hot Chicken trends die down a bit

>> No.16195806

i would never eat what a nigger touched

>> No.16195836

>>16191449
hell yeah

>> No.16196003

>>16190890
i like to grow peanuts and forget about them until I dig and suddenly see a vine of peanuts then I boil them to eat and do it again

>> No.16196010

>>16190978
Fuck off cityfag

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>>16194435
>>16194454

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Are deviled eggs still safe?