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I just ate some beef jerky and it came with a tiny package of what I assumed was some sort of black pepper, which said "DO NOT EAT" on it.

Did I fuck up? Am I a dead man walking?

>> No.16190580

>>16190574
It's just the small package that you're not supposed to eat

>> No.16190582

Gag, anon. Gag for your life!

>> No.16190595

You ate the packet, didn't you?

>> No.16190601

>>16190580
>>16190595
No, the inside which kinda looked and smelled like powdery black pepper but it didn't really taste like anything. It wasn't even spicey and I'm a bitch when it comes to spicey stuff.
>>16190582
I can't, it's 1 am and my neighbours and room mate are asleep.

>> No.16190603

>>16190574
Haha! Epic "I ate the dessicant pack" thread my fellow magapede frogposter! Did you see that thread on /pol/ about that tranny? Holy fuck!

>> No.16190610

>>16190601
Don't worry anon, just natural selection at work

>> No.16190612

>>16190610
if I survive this, will I level up?

>> No.16190613

>>16190601
How do you know what it tastes like if you didn't put it in your mouth?

>> No.16190617
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>>16190603
Imagine being such a reddit visitor that you're getting offended by seeing pepe.

>> No.16190619
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>> No.16190630

>>16190617
It's odd to me that I was in the first /b/ thread when that comic was posted, and I didn't think anything of it. It took years until anyone even posted the cropped head saying feels good man. Then it just took off pretty much a decade after it was first posted.

>> No.16190653

don't worry anon, silica gel isn't poisonous, they just don't want you eating the packet because you could choke on it

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>>16190653
I just looked at the little packaging again. It said "oxygen absorber" and "DO NOT EAT" in like 5 different languages.

>> No.16190668

>>16190661
as soon as that hits the bloodstream its gonna lower your blood oxygen levels all the way down

it was nice knowing you anon, make your peace while you can

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>>16190668
Fuck.

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>>16190668
Make sure they delete my browser history.

>> No.16190902

>>16190603
rent free

>> No.16191037

It's just a baggie of sand. You'll be fine.

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>OP

>> No.16191676

>>16190630
You are old

>> No.16191738

>>16190601
Is your roommate cute?

>> No.16191749

>>16191676
So am I. This isn't /v/ anon.

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>>16190574
F

>> No.16191782

Do we need a sticky for all the retards eating these? Your liver is destroyed anon. You only have days to live.

>> No.16191962

press F for OP

F

>> No.16192243

silica gel doesn't hurt you, but you can choke on it since it sucks all the moisture put of your mouth. People just assume it's toxic, so eating some makes for a cool party trick. I used to do it in high school

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>>16190603