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These look perfectly ripe.

I'l buy half a dozen.

>> No.16188229

>>16188157
I got absolutely JUST'd with what looked to be a ripe hass avocado, the thing was black! It was hard as a rock and ruined my scrambled eggs I had to chuck it out, I have the other half in my fridge PLEASE give advice, will it soften up in my fridge or should I put it out on my bench?

>> No.16188508

>>16188229
I could tell you how to do it right but you seem pretty stupid so I'll just let you suffer

>> No.16188513

>>16188157
Why are imperial units so fucked up? What even is a dozen?

>> No.16188519

>>16188513
13

>> No.16189287

>>16188157
Just say 6 you colossal fag

>> No.16189451

>>16188229
The black ones are just beginning to ripen bruv.

If ever you get one that is hard and green - throw it away immediately its probably full of fungus. Nasty. Useless.

>> No.16189600

>>16188519
It's 12. A baker's dozen is 13

>> No.16189616

>>16189600
Nah, it's 13. Ground, one, two, three...twelve=dozen.

>> No.16189648

>>16189451
Hard and green are unripe, wrap them in newspaper and they would be ready in a few days; sometimes I buy them like that when the price is down,

>> No.16190266

>>16188229
if it was hard it wasn't ripe. even if it was dark in color. putting fruit in the fridge will slow ripening

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>>16188157
>butter that grows on trees
grim

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>> No.16190398

>>16188157
Avocados make me feel ill if even slightly under ripe. But they taste gross if over ripe.

Problem is when just right they taste so fkn good.

>> No.16190475

>>16190302
>press top half of the avocado down on the fillings
>most of the yolk drips out
>shitty looks impossible to eat
Those types of videos always find a way to infuriate me.

>> No.16190937

>>16188157
>thinking they are ripe by look and not by feel
ngmi

>> No.16190958

>>16190312
Do you have one for Sagittarius?

>> No.16191892

>>16190312
where are the rest of them :^(

>> No.16192738

I buy a ton of them when they are on sale, once they ripe, just put them in the fridge. They last like 2 weeks at perfect ripeness in there.

>> No.16192814

>>16188229
How do you combine avocados and scrambled eggs?

>> No.16192850

>>16190312
God I hate signfags. Half of these look like shit.

>> No.16193086

>>16192738
Don't they ripen in the fridge? How do you know when they are ripe?