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16184638 No.16184638 [Reply] [Original]

Not willing to spend $100 plus tax and tip? Stay home and eat a hot pocket then.

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2021/05/27/philadelphia-steak-48-100-minimum-policy-social-media-criticism/

>> No.16184649

>>16184638
Trying to combat poorfags from dirtying up their restaurant just to spend 50 bucks on some appetizers and a drink

I see nothing wrong with this

>> No.16184651

>>16184638
insanely based. Imagine dining in a room where people aren't spending at least $100 per head. Makes me sick to even think about.

>> No.16184695
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16184695

Why are Yanks like this lel, it's like the serving staff that are forced to practically rimjob you so you tip them. Or completely normal people going to Miami or Vegas and paying $1000 for a bottle of vodka and "table service" in a nightclub, and perhaps most importantly the fleeting feeling of importance. That constant undercurrent of the money in every situation.

They have no soul. I've done some pretty richfag things in my life but I'm happier than a pig in muck sat at the pub with a £3 pint.

>> No.16184696

>>16184638
>force indoor seating limits
>wonder why struggling restaurants don't want what seats they can allow to be taken up by a bunch of poorfags splitting an order of wings and beer

>> No.16184699
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>>16184695

>> No.16184703

>>16184695
We have cheap bars too guv-nah

>> No.16184712

>>16184699
What the fuck

>> No.16184714

>>16184638
I can't remember the last time I spent less than that at a restaurant.
Decent place and wine with the food will always be more than a hundred dollars where I live.

>> No.16184717

>>16184695
Imagine not getting a rimjob with your check..
Do euros really?

>> No.16184719

>>16184649
Neither do I. If I want a nice dining experience, I'll gladly pay that just to keep the shit outside the door.

>> No.16184720

>>16184717
Just go to the local rimjob centre, they're covered by the NHS

>> No.16184729

>>16184699
I love that webm so much.
And it's clearly shot in the middle of the day as well..

>> No.16184738

>>16184638
I mean, it's not hard to hit that minimum. The steak or pork chop alone is knocking out half of that or more. Throw in a salad or appetizer, a side or two, and a cocktail or a bottle of wine and you hit that easily. And you are paying for an upscale experience. I suspect it's the "per person" thing that dissuades large groups. That one bitch that just wants a salad and a glass of wine? Fine. You're still ponying up the Franklin for the upscale experience and dress code.

>> No.16184740

>>16184699
i'm a bong and genuinely wish our pubs were like this

most of our pubs are just chains full of 19 year olds that are exactly like that video that gets passed around of the ugly fuck in the red coat yelling into the camera

>> No.16184753

>>16184638
OH noes I'm gonna spend 2 hours of my wage on a delicious meal oh noess
Get fucked poor fags

>> No.16184759

>>16184703

I know, I've been. But even our high-end restaurants (like Michelin star chef and those not far off) are still relaxed places to eat and even if you didn't tip no-one would like cause a fuss.

In the US even in mid-level places I just feel uncomfortable. Hello my name is Nathaniel how are we today sir I have three kids at home that need feeding, Did you like the soup, sir? Did you like the starter, sir? Any sauces, sir? Oh you're using the bathroom I thought you were leaving heh, more drinks sir? Coffee? Sorry sir the landwhale at the next table just snapped his fingers at me and called me "boy".

Gets weary very, very quick.

>> No.16184770

>>16184740

Where the fuck do you live? Basically every town has a place like this

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16184772

>>16184699
Whaaatt.

>> No.16184773

>>16184695
Based norfchad.

>>16184699
100% more SOVLful than whatever wannabe nouveau rich poofs spend thousands of dollars on.

>> No.16184782

>>16184649
Just enforce a dress code.

>> No.16184785

>>16184782
You can easily buy a cheap suit

>> No.16184787

>>16184785
Do you think poors will go through that trouble?

>> No.16184804

>>16184787
To eat at a superficially fancy restaurant? Absolutely, yes. Urban poor culture in the US is all about appearing richer than you really are

>> No.16184806

How the fuck am I gonna rack up $100 at a restaurant?
If its just a dinner date, its gonna be $220~ minimum because of tax and tip
This is just pretentious

>> No.16184819

>>16184806
Go look at the menu, an entree, few sides and drinks would easily put you over $100

>> No.16184831
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16184831

So what is everyone ordering remember it must equal at least $100

>> No.16184836

>>16184638
>People thinks this targets black people
holy fuck can lefties get any more racist?

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16184841

>>16184772

>> No.16184844

>>16184770
birmingham, so its majority muslim so theres not much business for pubs so only chains and shit survive

>> No.16184852

>>16184836
Oh I am sure they can. Just wait an see, every day a new horror.

>> No.16184853

>>16184831
>yeah uhhh, lemme get the shishito peppers with 15 orders of the sauteed blue cheese on top, wagie

>> No.16184865

>>16184831
four fresh burratas and a roasted beet

>> No.16184883

>>16184836
Literally no one thinks that. I'm 100% certain they'd rather have a rich black man than a poor white man. The Hulk Hogan beach restaurant definitely was, but no one thinks that about upscale places like this.
>>16184852
>watch me accuse democrats of everything I'm guilty of!

>> No.16184888

>>16184883
Watch the video you stupid fuck. They explicitly say that people felt as if the sign targeted blacks

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>>16184841

>> No.16184906

>>16184883
So you agree then that there's literally no difference between the two parties?

Excellent.

>> No.16184908

>>16184695
>Why are Yanks like this lel

First of all we have cheap bars here too.

Secondly, if you want to complain about obnoxious rich cunts, come claim your faggot royals before we lynch them.

>> No.16184910

>>16184903
they linked up!

>> No.16184914

>>16184759
Oh so you’re an anxiety ridden little bitch? Stay home.

>> No.16184919

>>16184720
they only put their back into it with performance based incentives

>> No.16184923

>>16184883
Democrats are far more racist and psychotic about race than Republicans.

DNC thugs want average citizens to kneel and bootlick the demented terrorist organization BLM.

>> No.16184950

>>16184914

No, I just prefer the waiting staff to be demure and genuine instead of fake smiles and the faint smell of desperation

>> No.16184956

>>16184910
Yea!!

>> No.16184963

>>16184638
Imagine being such a poorfag that you think this is news worthy. If you go to a steak house and order 2 apps a bottle of wine and whatever steak you already spent over 100per person. Do flyovers really think this is a big deal in 2021? Should steaks cost a nickel?

>> No.16184967

>>16184649
>>16184638
>dining at restaurants where the menu prices don't start at 100
You guys are literally poorfags.

>> No.16184973

>>16184963
They're mad because they think it targets blacks. Which is about as racist as when Joe Biden says poor kids are just as smart as white kids

>> No.16185072

>>16184770
the bar i go to is like this but more stabby bikers

>> No.16185126

>>16184903
>>16184910
need it

>> No.16185153

>>16184831
They expect people to eat 100 dollars of this? even with paying far too much for meat cooked not even slightly enough that's gonna be tricky jesus fuck no wonder Americans are fat, I assume you are meant to make some of it up with booze costs but what if I don't want to drink
I guess I will have a creamy mac and cheese , Kennebec fries and try to eat a small NY strip but inevitably be unable to finish it due to being fucking raw, I might not enjoy the mac and cheese all that much either, and I am not totally confident on the sort of potato in the fries, that still only brings me to 70 and I doubt my lemon lime and bitters will fill in the last 30, maybe if I get a whole jug

>> No.16185158

>>16184888
He knows damn well people have called it racist, he is just playing that lefty tactic of playing the centrist and claiming the left aren't actually doing what they are doing

>> No.16185175

>>16185153
>They expect people to eat 100 dollars of this?
no
just pay for it

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16185183

>>16184699
What the hell is Lahey doing in Inglewood?

>> No.16185191

>>16184844
as it should be
alcohol is haram

>> No.16185206

>>16185158
Do you post like this often? The writing style is familiar, but I can't decide if it's one guy constantly going on ludicrous rants or a bunch of people who have been communicating internally so extensively that they've evolved to a shared style.

>> No.16185246

>>16185206
>they've evolved to a shared style.

That would never, could never occur through repeated visits to /ck could it?

>> No.16185260

>>16185246
I don't know, but wouldn't expect so. There don't seem to be many long-term users on this board.

>> No.16185276

>>16184908
You were the ones who sent the goblin to claim him. Your problem now.

>> No.16185307

>>16185206
So you didn't watch the video, but the person pointing that out is the one going on a ludicrous rant rather than you pulling shit out your ass to defend your "team".

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>>16184699
It just kept getting worse

>> No.16185378

Good. This guarantees no niggers, Karens, or little kids. If the food is actually good and not hipster meme shit, it'd be a great special occasion restaurant.

>> No.16185390

>>16184638
I think they're entitled to do that. If you don't want to pay that much then go somewhere else,

>> No.16185428

>>16185260
Probably fewer than before, but some here are ancient. Some of us still fondly remember the Potato Pancake Incident thread, and even the Lost Avocado Pit Induces Hospital Visit thread.

>> No.16185429

>>16184699
/tv/ meetup

>> No.16185434

>>16185307
Squad. They call it the "squad" now. Team is much too patriarchal.

>> No.16185444

>>16185153
>I guess I will have a creamy mac and cheese

I'd price that one item alone at $35 were it my restaurant. Consider it a tax for ordering kiddie food in my nice adult dining establishment.

>> No.16185454
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>$100 minimum
>they still use velveeta for the Mac and cheese
Lol

>> No.16185462

>>16185428
Ramen Sundae Surprise and quinky sauce are the OG /ck/ recipes.

>> No.16185476

>>16185444
did you look at the menu? They put velveeta in there with the provel and cheddar. Though being fair, velveeta is made for melting.

>> No.16185484

>>16185462
>quinky sauce

And if you don't eat the sauce on your burger, you get the time out. So there.

>> No.16185485

>>16185476
The velveeta is just the chef's little "fuck you too" to those who order it.

>> No.16185502

>>16184831
This is reasonable. Totally. But the obnoxious signage is like new money wearing their first Rolex stepping out of a rental.

>> No.16185514

>>16184638
What if your order comes to $99? Do they make you order something else? Another drink? A side? What if you refuse? Do they kick you out?

>> No.16185516

>>16185502
I don't know how you would convey the message otherwise. A doorman perhaps? Take the $100 as they enter? If you put it in the menu header nobody would read it, or they would and the cheap twats would bolt, upsetting the other diners and messing up a table set.

>> No.16185523

>>16185514
No, stupid. Anything under $100 comes to $100 on your bill. Per person. Simple as. Obviously you won't be going, which is perfect.

>> No.16185534

>>16185523
>Obviously you won't be going
You're right, I wouldn't be caught dead in the state of Pennsylvania

>> No.16185571

>>16185534
What state you from limp dick?

>> No.16185578

>>16185571
one of the 49 better states than pitstainvania

>> No.16185596

>>16185578
Didn’t answer my question lol I bet you live in some shithole like Ohio

>> No.16185612

>>16184638
>that fucking clumsy writing and poor grammar
This is unapologetically American.

>> No.16185628

>>16184831
Honestly, this is pretty cringe. With $100 minimum, you're basically forced to get expensive drinks or to eat too much. I wasn't expecting the prices to be so reasonable for how asinine the sign was. Also:
>sorry sir, that only comes to $99.60. Would you like me to add a side of peppercorn for you? It's the cheapest thing on the menu.

>> No.16186124

>>16184638
What'll they do if I don't spend $100? Kick me out?
I'm going to buy a steak, enjoy it, pay for it, then leave. You literally cannot force me to pay more a penny more. I also won't tip either, fuck you.

>> No.16186139

>>16186124
13%er detected.

>> No.16186145

>>16184638
if they can get enough suckers to shell out the cash than more power too them

I'm willing to bet they will soon be out of business.

>> No.16186170

>>16186139
I'm going to eat my steak and pay for it and there's nothing you can do to stop me, wagecuck. You can't force anyone to spend money just because you put a sign up front. It's not a legally binding contract, it's a piece of paper. They can put up a sign that says they're a sovereign nation and don't have to pay taxes, doesn't make it true.
You either let me pay for my steak and leave, or I'm walking out and enjoying the fruits of your wage slavery for free.

>> No.16186175

>>16186124
Based

>> No.16186177

>>16184831
>Crispy shrimp deviled eggs for 'tizer
>Steakhouse meatloaf for main
>Whipped potatoes for side
>Ask for my check (which should be around $70ish)
>"S-Sir, there's a $100 minimum..."
>"And?"
>Wait until I get my check or the wagecuck manager comes storming over
>Just keep asking for my check
>They eventually relent and get it
>Probably get banned for life, don't care

>> No.16186186

>>16184638
Me and my roommate both walked by this place on a walk last weekend. We joked that it must be a shitty place if they only had 48 steaks to serve. I made a follow-up joke when I walked by it with my other roommate and said that they still hadn't sold anymore steaks since the day before (implying they would cross of 48 and write 47 in its place when they sell one steak).

I crack myself up.

>> No.16186192

>>16184831
I think I'll start with an appetizer of chef's daily selection of fresh oysters for market price, then move on to a whole Colorado rack of lamb for market price. If I'm still feeling hungry after that, I might polish off with twin lobster tails, at market price of course.

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Don't forget the dress code!

>> No.16186200

>>16186195
Based if true, keep the negroes out

>> No.16186212

>>16186170
You are retarded. They simply won't serve you unless you order that much food. You will be asked to leave.

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All cities should be immolated
I will not elaborate further

>> No.16186230

>>16186212
what do you work there or something? your fucking work is an asshole!

>> No.16186231

>>16186212
If you are black, maybe.

>> No.16186236

>>16186230
You sound like a stoner so I won't comment on what you said. :)
>>16186231
Nig-or-not; that was the first black man in space. Anyway, you are probably right, but who knows~

>> No.16186250

>>16184719
>>16184649
are you guys talking about niggers?

>> No.16186253

>>16184649
100 for each? lol

>> No.16186271

>>16186170
lol no you aren’t. You aren’t even going to walk in to a place like that.
You’ll go have a steak at Applebee’s.
You’re literally the sort of person this restaurant’s clientele wants to avoid, which is why they enact rules to prevent your juggalo-tier faggotry.

>> No.16186281

>>16186212
>>16186271
>he does it for free

>> No.16186295

>restaurants
Crutches for fags who can't cook, filthy overpriced hives of normalfaggotry. Imagine letting some motherfuckers prepare food for you out of sight, eating off utensils which have slid through thousands of mouths. Revolting.
Learn to cook you pathetic lazy normie scum.

>> No.16186308

>>16186271
This, lmao. Quite literally filtered.

>> No.16186329

>>16184753
not all of us suck cock

>> No.16186334

>>16186281
For free? Fuck no, I’ll happily pay $100 for a nice dinner away from screeching trailer trash.

>> No.16186340

>>16184831
>No T-Bone
>No porterhouse
Who the fuck do they think they are calling themselves a steakhouse?

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>>16184638
100$ whats that like 10 bananas?

>> No.16186359

>>16186340
Porterhouse and T-bone are the same thing, they already have the best cut on the menu though, the KC.

>> No.16186373

>>16184831
Wings and beer, elsewhere. Don't tell me what to do murikka.

>> No.16186374

there isnt a single more overrated food in the history of food than steak
you are paying retarded prices for a slab of meat with salt, pepper, and butter on it
i can buy a steak from my local butcher and cook it at home myself, and i can add actual flavor to it too, then i can eat it in my fucking sweatpants and crocs without paying $100 for it
and even then why the fuck would i cook just a plain ass fucking steak, i would rather make something delicious like chili or tacos, who wants to eat a big hunk of meat in one sitting?
if i had to choose between eating a perfect wagyu steak that's been butchered, prepped, and cooked personally in front of me, perfectly executed in every way --- or a big mac with fries right out the fryer and a cold coke straight from a fresh bag of syrup in the soda fountain, i'm picking the big mac every time
fuck this pretentious fetishization of steak and steakhouses

>> No.16186378

>>16186340
Lol, I'm so glad this place filters out people like you. What the fuck, man.

>> No.16186399

>>16186374
Aged steak does taste better, and it is more expensive to purchase from any butcher. It is possible to age it yourself, but you will need a reasonably thick cut (or just get the primal cut and finish the job yourself). At that point you're trading your own effort and time for the money you're saving.

>tl;dr: there's always a markup, at every stage, but it's almost never 100%.

>> No.16186405

>>16186399
>Aged steak does taste better
Strong disagree. Fuck funky shit. I only eat fresh shit.

>> No.16186417

>>16186405
>I only eat fresh shit.
strongly disagree

>> No.16186419

>>16186177
You do realize "$100 minimum" just means, "we'll charge you $100 even if you order less", right?

>> No.16186424

Steak is a boring meme
If you eat steak it’s because you’ve been conditioned to eat steak because it’s seen as masculine meal.
Give me something interesting. Steak, even well done steak, is boring as shit

>> No.16186435

>>16186419
>Order $30 steak
>"Actually now it's $100 because you didn't order anything else"
>Take them to court for false advertising

>> No.16186437

>>16186435
Now your steak costs thousands.

>> No.16186439

>>16186424
>he gets his steaks well done
There's the fucking problem

>> No.16186461

They knew they were gonna get this pushback but did it anyway.
With that in mind do you have any idea how bad the negro community had to have been to force their hand like this?

>> No.16186465

>>16186378
What are you talking about? KC strip is just NY strip with a bone. Then they have fillet, fillet with bone, meme fillet, and ribeye. All of three cuts, and they call themselves a steakhouse. I'd bet money that fucking applebees has more cuts on the menu. I'm more than happy to pay for good steak, but I expect a decent variety of cuts.

>>16186437
>Sign says $100 minimum order
>Order less than $100
>Get charged $100, exactly as the sign says
You're an embarrassment

>> No.16186466

>>16186437
Nah, I'll get thousands because some wagecuck with a fancy title thinks he can force me to pay $100. A sign isn't a legally binding contract. A server telling me I "have" to spend $100 isn't a legally binding contract. If they put up a sign that said "all patrons must suck the owner's dick before leaving" that doesn't make it enforceable or mandatory. They can have a sign that says whatever they want, they can have their servers tell me whatever they want, doesn't mean I have to or am going to do it.

>> No.16186472

>>16186466
>Am I being detained?

>> No.16186492

>>16186466
You've been forewarned, you still entered the restaurant with the intent to place an order of less than $100. Nobody held a gun to your head. The sane choice would be to dine elsewhere. Are you agreeing that you're mentally unfit to eat in public?

>> No.16186493

>>16186472
>Your honor, this piece of paper says he has to pay $100, because the piece of paper says so. I rest my case.

>> No.16186519

>>16186492
A warning is alerting me that there's shellfish, nuts, etc. in the food and I shouldn't eat there if I have allergies.
You can put up a sign that says "you have to pay X amount of dollars minimum to eat here" but it's not enforceable. There's no consideration, and simply entering a restaurant and ordering food doesn't equate to an agreement. You also can't advertise something costing X amount, then saying "actually you didn't order enough, so now it costs Y." Or adding on a total bullshit charge so it equals to $100. Undisclosed fees are illegal.
I have no idea why you cucks are seething so hard and defending some pretentious steakhouse.

>> No.16186525

>>16184908

Did you intend for this to sound like a punishment?

>> No.16186526

>>16186519
>entering a restaurant and ordering food doesn't equate to an agreement.
Yes it does? If order something, and then accept it, you are agreeing to pay for it. If they have clearly stated that they will charge $100 for anything less than $100, then the second you sink your teeth in, you're agreeing to pay that.
>Undisclosed fees are illegal.
They are very clearly and obviously disclosing it, you colossal dipshit.

Please let me know more about your "sovereign citizen" bullshit.

>> No.16186621

>>16186465
I'm -SO- fucking glad that people like you are filtered.

>> No.16186643

>>16184638
There was a bbq place that would do once or twice a year an all you can eat for $100 but I think they closed last year

>> No.16186644

>>16186170
The filter is obviously working quite well isn't it? People like you are the reason I'd eat there happily, knowing you'd be standing outside getting all pissy and frustrated. It makes my steak taste better.

>> No.16186645

>>16184699
>A hive of scum and villainy.webm

>> No.16186656

>>16186195
>Exposed undergarments.

Well that takes care of a sizable demographic who probably would not enjoy the place either. Good on them.

>> No.16186663

>>16186250
Perish the very thought. We are talking about those who won't be happy paying a flat $100 for thier meal, and who will not adhere to the dress code.

>> No.16186664

>>16184638
Places like these are not restaurants designed to deliver you food prepared by people who care about food. These places are started with the intention of making money first.

>> No.16186674

>>16186374
Go dip a tendie in your little pot of hunny mussie and shut up. Grownups are trying to annoy one another here. Isn't there a big Mac thread you should be contributing your insight to?

>> No.16186677

>>16184638
I've never dine & dashed before but i would absolutely do it to this place

>> No.16186685

>>16184638
I'm not willing to because restaurants are a scam. I can't wait till the economy collapses so I can laugh at you fucking kitchencucks who need another man to feed your wife.

>> No.16186689

>>16186493
Jesus christ man. The place can charge what it wants to. Nobody says you have to go in there and pay your $100. Every club in the city likely charges cover, and here you pay $100 cover and get to eat whatever you want. If you go over the $100 only THEN do they begin to charge you extra.

>Imagine being this fucking stupid and obstinate.

That sign is probably the most effective trash filter ever invented. The owner of that place is a genius.

>> No.16186694

>>16186664
Restaurants started by people who do not make money the first priority don't stay open very long.

>> No.16186701

>>16186677
That's because you are a shit and your opinion matches.

>> No.16186704

>>16184831
I'm not American, what the fuck is MP?
Because I want the king crab.

>> No.16186705

>>16186694
wrong, make good food and people will travel the world to come to you

>> No.16186712

Being single and spending little money is fine. When you get a gf, you have to spend money. I hate how much more expensive it is having a gf.

>> No.16186713

>>16186704
MP = Market Price. In other words, the price will vary based on availability of that menu item.

>> No.16186727

Superfood Salad thing $13
16 OZ New York Strip, Rare $59
Truffle Butter $8
Kennebec Fries $9 (Fuck you, nothing wrong with steak frites)
Holy fuck how is this still not $100
+1 Cocktail at least $11

>> No.16186732

>>16186705
Your opinion is naive and likely reflects your overall mentality with stunning accuracy. Business is about business. The greatest failures in the food trade are those suckers who are talented amateur cooks and who are repeatedly told by friends "This is great food, you should open a restaurant."

No more dangerous words are ever spoken, and should be treated in all cases as a personal threat.

>> No.16186746

>>16186712
Hoes cost money. Unless of course you treat her as an equal, in which case you should split the bill.

Want to see how much she "loves" you, start doing just that from now on. See how long she stays with you.

>> No.16186781

>>16186466
>wagecuck REEEEE SCREEEEEE
you’re the same faggot who keeps getting mad elsewhere in this thread about the fact that decent people don’t want to be around you and this restaurant literally filters you.
Go there, faggot.
Go there and pull your Outback-tier “I’m the customer!!” shit.
Take them to court and strike a victory for the common man.
Or shut the fuck up and go sit in the corner, you autistic little zoomlet son of a single mom.

>> No.16186789

>>16186781
>you autistic little zoomlet son of a single mom.

Fucking brilliant. I shall steal this and claim it for my own.

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>>16186374
Please go outside

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>>16184638
>some feel that the pricetag notice targets Black customers

>> No.16186834

>>16186805
He got what he wanted. Everything is covered in nerf foam now.

Fuck this gay earth.

>> No.16186843

>>16184782
my dad is a huge gourmand, but he doesn't care at all about dressing well.
he would rather spend 500 bucks to eat all the fanciest things at a restaurant than spending more than $20-30 for clothes

>> No.16186911

>>16184831
Twisting your nuts on the side prices, but unless the sides and appetizers are tiny thats a tough price to reach.
Even if you get a big steak, you're still buying like 3 extras to hit $100. They're unironically too affordable.

>> No.16186923

>>16185454
Common move nowadays.
The velveeta is basically a shortcut for the emulsifying salts in it.
You could get the salt separately, but its like adding fish sauce and soy sauce to a stew in place of just throwing in MSG crystals.

>> No.16186927

>>16186923
Objectively stupid and inferior to just using more real ass cheese.

>> No.16186929

>>16186177
They'll just total up the order before they give you food you mook.

>> No.16186942

>>16186927
Its not about the cheese amount, its that the salts in velveeta make the cheese melt smoother. Turns them into a cream-like sauce.
Especially with very hard cheeses.

I don't bother with it over the classic roux method, but it apparently is less effort and probably better overall.

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>>16184831
Velveeta. Seriously.

>> No.16186965

>>16186212
You imply everyone orders all their food upfront

>> No.16186979

>>16186170
>order 1 steak
>get charged $100 for it
>I BEATED THE SISTEM GUIZE

>> No.16186984

>>16185153
Some of the steaks are $70 alone, retard. Then toppings for like $8. Just a steak and a bottle of wine would total over $100

>> No.16186985

>>16186965
If the restaurant has a deal where you must order $100 of food and drinks, do you think they're gonna wait to check you on that until the end, or just tabulate up an order before starting to serve you?

>> No.16187010

>>16186942
It's not better. You're joking if you think it's better.
>>16186965
This restaurant is clearly asking you to order your appetizers, main, and drinks up front for the "best experience."

>> No.16187033

this is fucking hilarious

dinner at an actual luxury steakhouse in a large city usually does ring to $80-$120 per person without needing to beg for it. and if you are going to set a table fee call it a table fee so you don't sound like a boob. wtf is a 'minimum' lol.

there are four of these places too so it's basically just a chain restaurant being silly. and they're not even in la, sf, seattle, new york or whatever. houston, charlotte, and philly. who are these people kidding lol

also I started googling the names of the founders of this place and it's crystal clear they are balls-deep in organized crime. lots of court cases involving real estate shit in vegas among other nonsense.

american mobsters used to be hard core motherfuckers doing coke off sinatra's tits and getting ass-fucked by whores with diamond strap-ons. now they're wringing their hands over shrimp cocktails and paying waiters to make sure women are only wearing derby hats and measuring the font size on fuckboy's hoody

what is the country coming to lol

>> No.16187051

>>16186732
>naive
you assume that everyone operates a business with the same purpose
it's unfortunate you lack wealth, it has affected your outlook

>> No.16187068

>>16186195
This seems mostly reasonable but no frayed or torn clothing seems like a stubborn refusal to accept changing fashions, I think it looks stupid but it is the in thing.

and it seems very odd to have all that and then tell you you can go in in your flip flops

>> No.16187081

>buying an overpriced dinner that's not worth it for $100
>not getting a month's worth of groceries instead
is this why most americans live in apartments?

>> No.16187112

>>16187081
>groceries
>$100 a month

rofl. move out of your basement and start buying groceries, tell me how far you get on $100.00 a month.

>> No.16187119

>>16184638
>Philly
Shithole, who cares?
https://youtu.be/k_H_Suj7SEs

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>>16186195
>Can't wear a hat if penised, but can wear novelty yeti feet as shoes

>> No.16187175

>>16187112
not that crazy. i do great on 150 a month on groceries and a lot carries over into the next month

>> No.16187182

>>16184831
so what would happen if i only spend money on a single item?

>> No.16187202

>>16186727
they really want you to order a bunch of food that you probably won't finish

>> No.16187207

>>16186712
>his girl doesn't split the bill
getting used man

>> No.16187211

>>16186466
>>16186435
he'd unironically win the case. Unless you're signing a contract or jumping into a verbal contract with the owner they can't go ahead and charge you whatever they want. A sign outside a restaurant isn't going to do much except filter people who go inside.

>> No.16187215

>>16186526
bootlicking wagecuck waiter this is why i don't tip

>> No.16187242

>>16184831
Seems like a lot of bullshit for a steakhouse pretending to be upscale. Based on their wording, price, and pretension I would expect to just pay $100 and have a few specially put together full meal courses created by the chef to show off their food to choose from.

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>>16186195
>All hats for gentlemen guests
Guess I'll be taking my business elsewhere

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>>16186195
>exception: Sweatshirts without a hood and that only contain one small logo are allowed
>there are no restrictions on the type of footwear worn

>> No.16187315

>>16184638
I've been to a steakhouse in a rich area that also had their head up their own ass. They charged $75 for a steak, the first time they overcooked it, and the 2nd time they undercooked it. I just ate the undercooked version because they were taking forever and my family was almost done with their food. The steak was bland and unseasoned. My brother in law was paying for everyone. This place probably also has the same issue.

>> No.16187328

>>16185485
>Put food item on menu
>Hate people that order something so make it the retarded version
I give this place 6 months tops.

>> No.16187368

>>16184831
Filet Mignon: $59
Shrimp Cocktail: $10
Wagyu Beef Tartare: $29
= $98
Uh, screw it, add the meatball appetizer. Looks good to me. $108
>>16185454
For citrate and phosphates as emulsifiers probably

>> No.16187380

>>16184831
chili and sea bass sounds good

>> No.16187388

>>16187051
Don't you worry about my "lack of wealth" little fella. I'm doing just fine. All those frozen shitty pizzas you buy? My trucks deliver some of them. Keep eating your shit, I'll keep making money.

>> No.16187389

>>16186927
>moronic shit
The emulsifying salts are not present in aged cheese. If you want a smooth Mornay sauce with a consistent, creamy emulsion then “more real ass cheese” is inferior to a bit of Velveeta. And for good mac n cheese you want a nice emulsified cheese sauce not just melted cheese and pasta

>> No.16187396

>>16187328
It's called "fucking with the squares/hipsters/vegans/whatever. Businesses do it all the time.

>> No.16187410

>>16186195
Seems reasonable but unnecessarily verbose. Why not just say "our dresscode is business formal" and be done with it?

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>>16187380
It is

>> No.16187422

>>16184695
>why are yanks like this lel

You can just say "do Americans really", don't bother trying to hide it, fag

>> No.16187427

>>16187410
Because they have to explain everything to the trash they are trying to keep out, and that trash is noisy, and takes offence at everything.

>> No.16187431

>>16185516
You charge prix fixe.

>> No.16187442

>>16184831
Beef tartare, chopped salad, small NY strip, and either the sauteed mushrooms or the asparagus.

>> No.16187462

>>16187033
i agree with most of your post but charlotte houston and philly are still major cities

>> No.16187485

>>16186951
It bothers me that only one person so far has noticed that first listed ingredient is Provel.

>> No.16187501

>>16187068
excessively torn clothes hasnt been in since the 90s

>> No.16187515

>>16184782
>>16184785
>>16184787
Are there actually people who don't own a suit for occasions such as funerals and weddings?

>> No.16187760

>>16186419
>eat $40 order
>they charge me $100 anyway
>jump on my bank's phone app
>backcharge their transaction
>nothing they can do about it because a sign out front saying "GRRR YOU HAVE TO PAY 100!" isnt legally binding

>> No.16187770

>>16184738
>50 dollars for a fucking pork chop

>> No.16187785

>>16184831
Please give me $150 worth of king Crab

>> No.16187801

>>16184883
>watch me accuse democrats of everything I'm guilty of!
I'm racist because of continued exposure to blacks behaving like niggers, which is backed by statistical evidence in every country with blacks.
Democrats are racist because they ignore this and act like blacks are like children that shouldn't be help accountable for their actions.

>> No.16187810

>>16184787
>>16184785
>>16184782
You misunderstand, when I go to a nice restaurant I should be able to wear whatever the fuck I want. If I'm paying I should have the right to be straight up naked if I want. Enforcing a dress code doesn't work for me but a $100 minimum does.

>> No.16187844

>>16187810
It works for everyone else, since it keeps faggots like you out.

>> No.16187862

>>16187501
Do all the girls in America not go around with holes in their jeans? they do here in Australia

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>>16187501

>> No.16187874

So... the most expensive steak offering they have on their menu is $74. If I got a side of mashed potatoes, it'd go up to $83. Are they expecting me to spend $17 on a pepsi to drink with that, or do they expect me to bloat myself full of sides on top of an 18 oz steak? I don't drink alcohol.

https://www.steak48.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Steak-48-PA-Dinner-05-26-21.pdf

>>16184782
They do this in addition to the $100 minimum.

>> No.16187891

>>16184831
>Chicken Fried Lobster Tails
I don't know what that even means but I fucking want it.

>> No.16187899

>>16187874
Why do they charge extra for large parties, seems like that's something they would want to encourage not discourage

>> No.16187907

>>16187862
Pre-ripped jeans are still sold here, but not really worn. Zoomers in particular make fun of millenenenials for that fashion trend

>> No.16187918

>>16187899
Maybe they think a large group is going to annoy the other patrons.

>>16184831
Fuck it. I'll do a bone in rib-eye, and a side of broccoli and au gratin potatoes. That'll come out to $101 before tax and tip, and a meal I could *probably* finish, depending on the portion size of those sides.

>> No.16187927

>>16184883
Notice how this poster literally ignores the people saying that this is racist in the vid, lmao. He's a delusional fanatic of Leftism and will defend it anyway possible with pilpul and goalpost moving. He doesn't care about the truth, he doesn't care if people do evil things under his ideological banner - he will defend the system he worships due to unwavering loyalty to his political nature. He is the drone - and although this is found all over the political spectrum, Leftists are the biggest drones possible. Neoliberals especially - like him.

>> No.16187930

>>16184638
I think you can have a luxury environment without bringing up something as petty as a Per Person minimum.
People tend to think rich people love nothing more than being constantly reminded of how rich they are and how expensive everything they do is. This signs clearly thinks that, given that, in order to stop the 5% of people who would go to an expensive restaurant to not spend money, they are making the other 95% feel questioned about their wealth and status. Tacitly, this sign is asking anyone who walsk by it "You do have enough money to eat here, right?". It's unnecesary and petty.
That, along with this>>16187033 makes me feel like this is a set up to scam people for shitty meat, or at least, cheap meat, and just like an instagram self help guru, you have to make it feel exclusive to bring idiots in.
The most expensive steakhouse I went to in the states was called Smith and Wollenski. They serve crazy cuts of meat, aged anywhere from 30 to 90 days ON SITE. The servers are what you expect of a fancy place, even have stars under their name, one for every 10 years working, and you see people who have 3 or 4 of them.
In their New York location, their biggest table has a wall sized window to see the cooks preparing the food. They have a speaker system for the main chef to isntruct the others, but you can't hear anything from the other side of the glass. They are more than willing to show you their kitchen and how everything is stored. In short, they are a fancy steakhouse where, on average, you will spend 150$ Per Person, without anything too crazy. This sign would be unthinkable in a place like that.

>> No.16187958

>>16187930

My problem with the restaurant's $100 minimum isn't that it would make me question my wealth and status. It's that in order to not waste my money, I would have to order more food than I could possibly consume, or I would have to order alcohol. I could easily find a filling combination of entrees and sides for $70-80 on their menu, but doing so would effectively require me to throw the remaining $20-30 into the trash as a "seat price". My desire for mathematical efficiency would compel me to order more food than I could eat, and hope that they'd let me take home any leftovers in a doggy bag.

>> No.16187993

>>16186195

> imagine having to impose this dress code because the customer base is potentially deranged and lacks self-awareness and humbleness

>> No.16187996

>>16186177
>there's a $100 minimum
>oh, guess I didn't reach it
>leaves without paying

>> No.16187999

>>16184831
>rhode island calamari & shrimp
>shrimp cocktail
>entire fucking rack of lamb or the ny strip depending on if they try to utlrajew me on the lamb rack
I assume I could get a moscow mule to drink, if not then just coke zero.

>> No.16188005

>>16187958
That too. Why would someone who is going out for a nice dinner have to compromise or make a weird order to jump through your arbitrary hoops?
It's like those places with 20 seats that don't take reservations and only serve 40 people a night.
Bro, if I'm spending decent amounts of money, I want to be treated like a king, not some idiot waiting in line for his GF's Beyonce tickets outside a stadium. If I have enough money to eat in a place like that without worrying about the check, I sure as fuck won't jump through random hoops to get a meal. Serve the food, be kind, charge me for what I eat and that's it.
Before people get mad, I would never talk down to a waiter for shit like this, it's not their decision. I'm just saying I wouldn't go back to a place where these things happened.

>> No.16188044

>>16188005
I presume they are hoping for a clientele who won't care about paying if they order under $100. For that type of person there aren't any hoops, just overpayment for whatever experience the restaurant offers.

>> No.16188067

>>16184695
>I'm happier than a pig in muck sat at the pub with a £3 pint
Yeah you don’t say?

>> No.16188593

>>16187112
Are you actually retarded? Not everything costs $10 each and you can cook a dish and spread it out over one or two more days. I make three days worth of spaghetti then freeze it if I need to. Coupons, sales, and not buying everything at once, are a thing too

>> No.16188653

>>16187112
I eat about $300/month, and I eat well. I'm talking steak once or twice a week well. If I were to switch to rice, beans, and vegetables, I could very likely eat for $100/month. Buy in bulk, and frozen when you can, and clip every coupon you can, and you'd be surprised at how cheap things get.

>> No.16188691

I've thought about eating out at a nice resturaunt, spend a few grand on a tailored suit, fly out Vegas or something. But then I remember I need more guns and abandon the idea. I like guns.

>> No.16188875

>>16187899
Probably the difficulty of getting everything out on time for them.
Some restaurants are set up to handle large groups at once, others, likely most, are in no way ready to deal with that and provide good service.

>> No.16188900

>>16184831
>petite filet mignon
Who TF uses French for their menu and doesn't spell check it

>> No.16189088

>>16188900
Its not french.
Petite is spelled that way in English.

>> No.16189129

>>16184638
I’d order $100 worth of food and keep sending it back because it’s not the way i like it.

>> No.16189147

>>16184967
If I ripped you off, you'd probably be so happy because you paid a ludicrous price.

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>>16189147
Isn't that the business model behind salt bae's restaurants?

>> No.16189165

>>16187760
Why do you think that the 40$ price for your food is legally binding, but the 100$ minimum price is not?
You agreed to both when ordering

>> No.16189166

>>16189153
God damn, ignoring all the crazy shit (gold steak, the fuck?) He is charging 10 bucks for a sprite, an extreme rip-off. It's not a special sprite-based drink or a mixed drink, just a fucking sprite. C'mon rich fags, I got an even fancier $20 sprite just for you!

>> No.16189175

How much money does one need to finance one of these fancy boondoggles? Can you actually make money as an investor or is it a richfag meme?

>> No.16189183

>>16189175
The real move is getting a chain going.
Having a few different locations.
But thats really hard to do. There is a reason that most restaurants go down within a year or two.

>> No.16189212

>>16184844
Can recommend Adams in Waterloo St.

>> No.16189219

>>16184831
Wait, this isn't the menu right? $30 entrees but expect you to spend $100? The fuck?

>> No.16189236

>>16186674
>Go dip a tendie in your little pot of hunny mussie
Mmm that sounds good too. I get my steak and tendies. Nobody can stop me, I'm the freest man in the USA

>> No.16189253

>>16189219
>tfw your too affordable and reasonably priced

>> No.16189309

>>16184903
Where can I buy these?

>> No.16189325

>>16189219
>>16189253
That's kind of the thing, isn't it? It's a mid-price steakhouse trying to pull in high-end money by charging a minimum.

>> No.16189330

>>16189183
Yeah, that success rate is low. At the same time though I've always been curious. A friend of mine owns a little BBQ pitstop and he barely interacts with it. I've picked his brain some and he doesn't know or wouldn't reveal all that much. Pretty much said his cpa ran the show.

>> No.16189331

>>16189219
>how does an appetizer, a salad, a steak, a side item, a cocktail, and a dessert work?

>> No.16189335

>>16189236
>I'm the freest man in the USA
But are you free to opine less than favourably on Israel? :^)

>> No.16189340

>>16184699
The average British pub

>> No.16189359

>>16186466
"Speak to your manager" - tier entitled, goddamn you are a fuckin bitch. Would be really funny when the police lug your ass out of the place when you refuse to leave and don't pay

>> No.16189365

>>16189309
The pictures were posted in the thread, numbnuts.

>> No.16189366

>>16184831
>chicken fried lobster tail
bruh
also what the fuck is this shit you cant even order some things on the menu because they’re too inexpensive and you’d have to eat like a fatass to compensate.

anyways, whole rack of lamb, whipped potatoes, and a pour of johnny walker blue label to hit the 100 dollar mark.

>> No.16189377

>>16186424
Based.

>> No.16189386

>>16189088
That's weird, but interesting.

>> No.16189433

>>16184638
>>16184831


I quit drinking, and I barely eat red meat anymore. Unless I eat like four lobster tails it's pretty much impossible for me to rack up a $100 tab here.

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>>16184699
KEK

>> No.16189462

>>16184638
I can buy bunch of steaks and a bag of charcoal for $100.

>> No.16189468

>>16184831
25x Black Truffle Green Peppercorn

>> No.16189472

>>16189462
You are the sort who will cause an apartment fire and then claim it was an "accident".

>> No.16189480

At my restaurant we ask people for proof they own their clothes.

Too many paupers lately who got their clothes off the internet on friday only to return it on monday.

That being said, we don't serve the only dish you can cook better and cheaper at home.

Which is steak.

>> No.16189497

>>16184638
Fucking goddamn lmao.

I and my friends routinely go out to fine dining restaurants as sort of a monthly treat thing, and this shit would be laughed out of the door.

First, their justification for this shit - "to support our staff and restaurant’s operations, and provide the ability to be successful as a steakhouse designed for the full sit-down experience" - is horseshit. TRUE high-end restaurants - other than the ones doing tasting menus, for obvious reasons - understand that it's not uncommon for folks to drop in for drinks and apps, even if they're not staying for dinner. That's ESPECIALLY the case for steakhouses, where it's not uncommon to grab drinks with clients, or just burn the midnight oil after another meal.

Second, if they want $100/pax, they can either serve that quality of food or suck my dick. I'm not going to order extra dishes to meet some sort of arbitrary minimum. If I want a goddamn steak and appetizer and that equals $99, then they can take my $99 plus tip and fuck off. If they need more money, they need to raise their prices or figure out their spend.

Third, I find it particularly hilarious that a steakhouse is doing this. Steakhouses are the Starbucks-drinking basic bitches of the food world. That you can cut me some steak and slap some mac and cheese together means nothing. I can go to my local butcher and get 14-day dry-aged steak for like $40, I don't need to pay twice that at a place for local geriatric boy's club assholes. It's especially hilarious this is a goddamn chain.

>> No.16189518

>>16184638
Why do they have clip art of a blind kid on that sign?

>> No.16189528

>>16189330
It's also a matter of what kind of restaurant you're running. The reason why every single Chinese takeout looks and tastes the same is because they basically all order from a single supplier that specializes in Chinese takeout, which means that it's rather easy and affordable to start one up with you main issues being location costs. Likewise, my town has two BBQ places, one is a glorified trailer on the outskirts with a smoker attached, the other a full-size restaurant right in downtown, they're not really comparable in terms of operation beyond the basics.

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>>16189335
of course

>> No.16189591

>>16189331
They make you fat

>> No.16189631

I wonder if richies would rage if their was a no rich people restaurant. dress code where you're kicked out if your outfit is more than $50 total, tips must be in loose change, good ol' fashioned sloppa and heart-attack inducing menu.

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>>16189631
so basically this

>> No.16189685

>>16184638
Why can't the curious George fanclub ever burn down useless places like this instead of the local wendys?

>> No.16189980

>>16186250
No, stupid.

>> No.16190188

>>16184638
not a problem for me, I can afford that. too bad I don't live there... but then again it is filthedelphia.

>> No.16190208

>>16189650
You know the cheese steak will be good, but served on shitty subway tier bread that ruins it.

>> No.16190372

>>16184638
I looked at their menu. The average cost of a steak is around $60 (excluding the wagyu, being mp), meaning they expect everyone to spend 30-50 on sides and drinks. This is just a bullshit move to force people to order more food than they usually would. If the average steak cost 100 dollars, maybe you could argue it, but they're not. Seems like they want to charge more but instead decided to just require diners to buy more. My wife physically can barely eat a 8oz steak by itself, so if we were to go here she'd be forced to order drinks or sides just to reach the minimum. Fucking stupid.

>> No.16190427

>>16186221
unironically accelerate

>> No.16190445

>>16184772
>>16184841
>>16184903
where did these come from?

>> No.16190528

>>16189153
Okay, what is 4 saltbae passion for $120??

>> No.16190589

>Americans are so fat they need to eat 2 apetizers, 16oz steak, two sides, and dessert

>> No.16190622

>>16184759
>In the US even in mid-level places I just feel uncomfortable. Hello my name is Nathaniel how are we today sir I have three kids at home that need feeding, Did you like the soup, sir? Did you like the starter, sir? Any sauces, sir? Oh you're using the bathroom I thought you were leaving heh, more drinks sir? Coffee? Sorry sir the landwhale at the next table just snapped his fingers at me and called me "boy".

never happened to me, probably never happened to you either

>> No.16190634

>>16184695
brits are very money conscious too, it's the world we live in m8

>> No.16190646

>>16184831
NY strip with the truffle oil and some crabcakes. oh and a nice bottle of Veneto wine

>> No.16190726

>>16187899
Large parties usually take a while to leave. If you're a party of 30 and stay for 3 hours and just drink coffee after your meal, the restaurant doesn't make money. They'd rather seat 15 couples that fuck off after an hour and a half so they can seat 15 more couples.

>> No.16190798

>>16190726
The party of 30 will most likely make more than enough for the restaurant in alcohol. There's no way such a large party wouldn't drown themselves in alcohol.

>> No.16190799

>>16190726
Ah that makes sense

>> No.16190814

>>16184638
This is already common for table service in high end clubs. Actually, $100 is pretty cheap comparatively. They don't want to waste a table on you if you're going to be cheap.
>>16184782
They are doing that too, and I love it. Dress codes need to come back for high end places.

>> No.16190820

>>16190798
Nah man, they split up in groups and go to the dive that serves 4$ fishbowl margaritas or drink home.

>> No.16190822

>>16190528
As best as I can tell it's where he comes out and feeds you himself.

>> No.16190867

I will make my own steak fuck niggers and capitalists

>> No.16190895

>>16184638
What's wrong with that.

>> No.16190905

>>16190822
Yeah I suspected it means he comes out and does his stupid salt shit

>> No.16190908

>>16187874
They’re expecting you to try variety of menu items so that you have a good meal experience

>> No.16190909

>>16187010
>It's not better. You're joking if you think it's better.
Thank you for your expert opinion.

>> No.16191105

>>16184782
dress codes are racist

>> No.16191126

>>16191105
Your comment is racist in and of itself. how dare you suggest that minorities dress poorly?!

>> No.16191153

>>16184638
>total experience of the food
>$100 per person on an average priced menu
dont bullshit me
unless the full experience is drinking an entire bottle of red wine by yourself with an order no sane, normal BMI person is going to order that amount

>> No.16191190

>>16186466
BASED

>> No.16191388

>>16189153
>"Spaghetti"

>> No.16191567

>>16190909
Thank the retard I replied to for his googled answers which happened to be wrong as fuck

>> No.16191598
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>>16185516
>I don't know how you would convey the message otherwise.
Yet somehow establishments that are finer shit all over this hole, have no similar issue as you imagine them, and would never post a sign designed by and for the lower class.

I suppose replies like yours show the effectiveness of their marketing and their target? At best. I am sure the reality is that their diners are at their peak and this reinforces this. As to the imagined problem the same demographic likely has brought to many of the rubes along.

Pure trash, top down.

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>>16186805
obligatory.

>> No.16191657

In order to maintain an enjoyable environment for all of our guests, including children of all ages, and in keeping with our business casual dress code, please see the items that are prohibited as part of our dress code:
Sweat suits or workout attire which includes: running/ gym shorts, sports bras, heavy weighted, hooded sweatshirts, or yoga/workout pants
Exception: Dri fit, “Polo style” shirts with a collar are allowed.
Exception: Non-athletic material shorts are allowed for men and women and must come down to mid-thigh or have at least a 5-inch leg.
Exception: Sweatshirts without a hood and that only contain one small logo are allowed
Sweatshirts or t-shirts with large images, screen printing or large logos, large writing or characters
Men’s tank tops or sleeveless shirts
Exposed undergarments
Bustier tops, corset tops, bandeaux tops, or tube tops unless each is worn under a waist-length jacket
Any clothing that is excessively revealing and shows a overly bare midriff or excessive cleavage
Any clothing with language or graphics that are vulgar or sexually explicit
Excessively frayed or torn clothing
Clothing emitting offensive odors such as excessive perfume, cologne, tobacco, and or marijuana odors
All hats for gentlemen guests
Ball cap style hats for women
Bandannas worn as headwear
Footwear is required but there are no restrictions on the type of footwear worn

>> No.16191798

>>16184831
I wouldn't be able to do it. All I would want is a steak, a salad, and ONE drink. Fuck these assholes. I'm not going to order 3 fat sides or 5 drinks. What kind of fatfucks are they trying to attract?

>> No.16191896

>>16184831
>Sauteed Shrimp for the appetizer ($22)
>Bone In Ribeye with Truffle Butter on top ($76)
Bone in is a fucking scam, I want boneless ribeye
>Sauteed Broccoli and Sweet Corn ($23)
Total of $121.00
And 2 Large Dr Peppers

>> No.16191914

>>16186195
No wonder they charge you 100 bucks, you're paying to not dine with whores and darkies
Worth the money

>> No.16191970

>>16191914
Precisely so. Finally, someone gets the entire, total and complete point.

>> No.16192080

>>16191970
Wow, it's like you didn't read the thread.

>> No.16192170

>>16184638
Just trying to keep poors and nig-nogs from ruining the place.

I support this.

>> No.16192195

>>16184836
>People thinks this targets black people.

Nah, it does target black people but not all of them.

t. black guy.

>> No.16192282

>>16184699
Before I even read the thread or saw the filename I could tell this was in bongland.
Why?

>> No.16192291

>>16190208
you're right about the quality of the bread, but if you're going in a place you either don't know better or are shitfaced enough not to care

>> No.16192323

>>16187844
you sound poor

>> No.16192343

>>16192195
It targets the less affluent of all races, walks of life. It targets the cheap, those who disagree with the table fees and the dress code.

In other words, it keeps the shit out. I think this is just fine, and would eat there.

>> No.16192348

>>16192282
>Philadelphia

In which part of bongland exactly is is Philadelphia located again?

>> No.16192426

>>16192348
do you even read the posts you reply to?

>> No.16192511

>>16192426
Unfortunately, yes. But I refuse to read past the post. If you post even the slightest ambiguity, you are going to get a zinging non sequitur from me.

You are welcome.

>> No.16192646

>>16184831
>Domestic Wagyu filet
I'm so fucking tired of this "American Wagyu" shit

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>>16184831
Braised Pork Belly $15
Wagyu Beef Tartare $29
12oz Filet Mignon $59
Roasted Brussels Sprouts $9

Total: $122
If those items are cooked correctly then $122 is a fine price to pay for them.

>> No.16193291

>>16184831
Order $99 worth then watch them cry.

>> No.16193335

>>16187033
Spot on. Slight chance the $100 "minimum" is there for easier money laundering. Can basically write up 10 tables for a c note each an hour and bank a whole $1000. What a joke of an establishment lol.
I bet the next step is implementing a "BYOB minimum" corking fee and then putting a sign up banning customers from bringing in Patrón or Henny.

>> No.16193459

>>16189591
then dont go to a fucking steakhouse you dense fuck

>> No.16193470

>>16186170
i was skeptical about this rule first, but you changed my mind

>> No.16193489

>>16189497
312 posts in this thread and this is the only reasonable one

>> No.16194788

>>16189497
Yes yes, I'm sure you know soooo much better than people with decades of experience, basement dweller