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16183445 No.16183445 [Reply] [Original]

here anon, you seem on edge, have a lil' smokie

>> No.16183457

>>16183445
I've got a lil' smokie for ya

>> No.16183458

Gonna need more than that.

>> No.16183461

>>16183457
I know my dad filled me in (pun intended)

>> No.16183498

>>16183458
there's like 30 in that pot

>> No.16183511

>>16183498
But I was only offered one

>> No.16183517

>>16183511
stop being a beta and take more

>> No.16183523

I'll eat the fuck out of the cheese filled ones. Sweet Baby Ray's bbq is the only way to go for these

>> No.16183530

>>16183445
Mmm tasty teeny sausage

>> No.16183531

are those tiny sausages? where'd you get a casing so tiny, friggin, INSECT INTESTINES? hahahahahahaha!

>> No.16183535

>>16183498
Not what I mean.

>> No.16183538

You did use heinz chili sauce and grape jelly right?

>> No.16183544

>>16183523
nah better as pigs in a blanket

>> No.16183688

>>16183531
EAT

BUGS

>> No.16183710

>>16183445
Thanks anon, but I'll just a water and some strawberries. Salty processed pork isn't going to do my blood pressure any favors.

>> No.16183716
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16183716

>>16183688
EAT

SOSIG

>> No.16183719

>>16183710
are you gay by any chance?

>> No.16183738

>>16183719
Nope, sorry to disappoint. I'm sure you can find someone that makes you happy though!

>> No.16183780

>>16183710
these are all-American Angus beef™ friend, no pork in my home

>> No.16183840

>>16183780
Okay, still more salt than I generally care for. I've got nothing against pork, I just don't like feeling dehydrated, chugging water and pissing all day to balance myself back out.

>> No.16184446

>>16183530
Boy have I got something for you!

>> No.16184467

>>16183445
Luv me a good smokie
https://youtu.be/voTkc49dODQ

>> No.16184484

>>16183445
MMMMMMMMM just like Chyna's clitoris. RIP

>> No.16184500

Ooh, thanks op.

>> No.16184519

>>16183523
My entire dogshit family eats them with some kind of wretched "sauce" made from fucking ketchup and grape jelly.

>> No.16184524

>>16184519
LoL you still live at home don't you

>> No.16184530

>>16183445
I miss the normal Smokies, used to have them every Christmas morning for like 20 years.

>> No.16184592
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i'd prefer a little honkie. do you have a little honkie for me?