/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16180603]

HEH, NOTHING PERSONELL WAGIE

[Anonymous No.16180605]

>>16180603
Do midgets drive it?

[Anonymous No.16180609]

>>16180605
No of course not. just one

[Anonymous No.16180610]

I intentionally did 28 captchas wrong to post this. Enjoy getting your pizza out of a palm tree.

[Anonymous No.16180614]

>>16180610
kek what

[Anonymous No.16180651]

>>16180614
He's going to start throwing pizzas into trees because he's angry at a robot car

[Anonymous No.16180655]

>>16180610
uhhhhhhh based??

[Anonymous No.16180664]

>>16180610
>select all pics of crosswalks
>click on traffic lights
SOMEBODY STOP ME

[Anonymous No.16180666]

>>16180610
th... thats not how it works anon

>>16180603
yeah, i dont really see this working in cities. most of the time you get it delivered it actually requires walking as there's no parking or space for a car. for suburbs it might be doable.

[Anonymous No.16180673]

>>16180603
enh, if it can't come right to my door I don't know. the whole point of delivery is so I don't have to go to the curb and chance the possibility my neighbours will see me and rush out of their apartment to try make small talk.

They've done it before so I usually only come and go when it's dark. The things they say when they catch me are so stupid. A few days ago, one of them pointed at the ocean when I walked by and said:

>it smells bad but I think it smells nice

[Anonymous No.16180678]

>>16180603
Boy I'm sure this won't end poorly with certain melanin-enriched individuals kicking and breaking the thing trying to get someone else's order

[Anonymous No.16180683]

>>16180610
Nyan buy passu

[Anonymous No.16180688]

>>16180603
But can wagie avoid the Noid?

[Anonymous No.16180694]

>>16180610
based as everliving fuck
>>16180666
Then tell me genius, how does it work?

[Anonymous No.16180701]

>>16180688
ur old

[Anonymous No.16180708]

>>16180688
Op here, I actually did wageslave for dominos during college. The faggot, city property-destroying noid would get instantly killed by my Ford Escape

[Anonymous No.16180711]

>>16180603
>INSUFFICIENT TIP. DOOR WILL NOT UNLOCK.
>INSUFFICIENT TIP. DOOR WILL NOT UNLOCK.
>INSUFFICIENT TIP. VEHICLE WILL NOW RETURN.

[Anonymous No.16180721]

>>16180688
They better

[Anonymous No.16180722]

>>16180694
I don't know...

[Anonymous No.16180729]

>>16180722

[Anonymous No.16180734]

>>16180610
fucking based

[Anonymous No.16180750]

>>16180673
>it smells bad but I think it smells nice
Tbf, thats exactly how i'd describe the smell of the ocean

[Anonymous No.16180752]

>>16180603
How long till there's some sort of prank where people start taking dumps in them after getting their pizza?

[Anonymous No.16180765]

>>16180610
disgustingly based

[Anonymous No.16180845]

>>16180610
legendary

[Anonymous No.16180852]

>>16180610

[Anonymous No.16180857]

>>16180610
>I'm not the only one doing this
based and stop skynet pilled

[Anonymous No.16180881]

>>16180857
I used to do audio captchas and intentionally switch 5s and 9s, change words to different ones that sound similar, and just completely fuck up little parts of it where I thought I can get away with it.

pretty sure jewgle banned me from audio captcha cause I cant do them anymore

[Anonymous No.16181350]

>>16180603
>niggers stop the pizza delivery drone car and tip it over with ease
>smash the windows and break the doors to steal all the pizza
>no pizza for OP or anyone else
>pizza shop now has to pay for the damages
Absolutely hilarious.

[Anonymous No.16181362]

>>16180610

[Anonymous No.16181369]

>>16181350
>>16180678

This is a pretty dumb argument. Black people can rob pizzamen now if they felt like it. It's better if they rob robots instead of people because at least no one's getting hurt.

tldr; You're dumb, typical trait of racists

[Anonymous No.16181437]

>>16180610

[Anonymous No.16181453]

>>16181369
What's a "racist"?
Sorry, I'm new here, but I see a bunch of arrogant posters keep using this word and nobody has ever told me where it came from or what it means and just assume I should know.

[Anonymous No.16181471]

>>16181453
That's what you ended up deciding was a clever comeback, huh?

[Anonymous No.16181481]

>>16181369
You seem to be the racist here for assuming that most black people aren't smart enough to tell the difference in danger between mugging a potentially armed pizzaboy versus destroying an unattended $20k pizzamobile that can't defend itself or the company risks a lawsuit.

[Anonymous No.16181483]

>>16181481
>potentially armed pizzaboys

it's always fantastic to talk to americans

[Anonymous No.16181492]

>>16180610
God bless you.

[Anonymous No.16181494]

>>16181471
So you can't answer the simple question and think I'm trying to insult you or make a "clever comeback".
Yeah... you insecure cowards can never stop projecting and then deflecting.

[Anonymous No.16181499]

>>16181453
it means that you're based (based means good)

[Anonymous No.16181503]

>>16181481
>>16181483
Delivery driver here, I carry everywhere. Almost got to use it to blast some basketball Americans away for standing in the door and not moving.

[Anonymous No.16181510]

>>16181499
Thank you fren, I believed you are based as well.

[Anonymous No.16181540]

>>16181503
>Delivery driver here, I carry everywhere.
Based.
Hope you get good tips, anon.

[Anonymous No.16181545]

>>16180603
now you see this isn't going to work, the cities are way too violent and people are too unpredictable for this to be anything but a target for Morlocks niggerballed on Aggrievement and Fentanyl but with my help i believe i can sort out your problems (for money.)

[Anonymous No.16181553]

>>16181481
Being armed doesn't mean shit in a mugging. One sucker punch and you're down. Oh, you're carrying a gun? Great, now I've got a gun as well as a pizza.

[Anonymous No.16181559]

>>16181483
And you expressed that with an anime girl image? Way to be foreigner.

[Anonymous No.16181561]

>>16180603
I hear wagies are refusing to work. This is a welcome change, then.

[Anonymous No.16181571]

>>16181545
Once wagies (modern day slaves) are no longer forced to work in inhuman conditions, they will stop being drug-addled and violent. This solves all problems.

[Anonymous No.16181576]

>>16181553
>he doesn't know how to use situational awareness
lmfao, maybe you should start off with carrying a knife, kiddo.
>jogger tries to approach you
>you already have your hand on gat
>you avoid getting within arms reach
oh wait, you probably thinks its offensive to walk in the street when a jogger walks towards you
xD

[Anonymous No.16181579]

>>16181571
But that doesn't solve my problem you stupid fucking goym.

[Anonymous No.16181586]

>>16181576
Uh huh. Sure thing, Rambo.

[Anonymous No.16181594]

>>16181571
But they already don’t work and they still can’t behave.

[Anonymous No.16181602]

>>16181586
Aww, the cuck is offended. How adorable, sweaty.

[Anonymous No.16181604]

>>16180610
whoaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.16181621]

>>16180603
Does this only make two deliveries at a time?
How many deliveries might your average pizza delivery person have at a time?
Is the robot gonna have an honor system?

[Anonymous No.16181624]

>they want you think the pizzas are placed in their mother instead of gestating there

[Anonymous No.16181626]

Someone post the dumb hitch hiking fake robot that got raped and murdered as soon as it came to America.

[Anonymous No.16181643]

Not a robot or pizza employee but...
>driving for postmates
>take order for papa johns
>suddenly they add on 3 more orders
>"oh geesh"
>walk into store
>"ive got orders for these people"
>teenage girl hands me tons of pizzas
>spend 5 mintues in car organizing them
>gave me two pizzas not on my order
>forgot to give me another order
>go back into store
>"you forgot anon's order"
>gives me more pizzas
>all the windows are fogged over
>cant see shit
>open the windows
>pull off to the side of the road
>eat the free pizzas while they're still hot
>let the other pizzas get cold
>retarded idiot gives me wrong directions
>another lazy cunt doesn't meet me at the lobby
>takes 15 min to walk to her room on the 7th floor
>get back to car
>pizzas are stone cold
>leave another pizza outside of locked gate because retard didn't give me the code
>last pizza was bone dry cold
>yeet it onto his porch and leave
>go to mcdicks for another order
>find random bum
>give him the last slices of uneaten pizza
>watch him eat one slice
>he yeets the box over a railing and goes back to rambling unintelligible words
>go back to blasting anime porn music in my car
>black guy at drive thru gets mad I waited 30 mins in line to get my order and asked for a cup of water

[Anonymous No.16181649]

>>16181643
Where’s the punchline?

[Anonymous No.16181650]

>>16181649
in your mom's pussy, aka you

[Anonymous No.16181652]

>>16181650
That greentext was terrible. Just make shit up next time if that’s all you got.

[Anonymous No.16181653]

>>16181649
>mom screams at me for leaving pubes on the toilet seat
>"how do you know they're mine?"
>"you're the only ginger in the house"
>have the last laugh
>because they're my ass hairs

[Anonymous No.16181654]

>>16181626

[Anonymous No.16181656]

>>16181652
>anon doesn't like my blogpost
>rape his mother
>give him a baby sister
>he rapes her
>we both laugh

[Anonymous No.16181665]

>>16181654
>from toronto canada
Only canucks can be this dumb to think of such a concept.

[Anonymous No.16181692]

>>16180610
What I liked to do is get captchas wrong and then go into the voice one and type a whole bunch of random words scattered between the actual ones.

[Anonymous No.16181701]

>>16181665
To be fair, it had managed to "hitchhike" all the way from Halifax NS to Victoria BC, plus a trip through the Netherlands and Germany. Apparently the technology just wasn't rugged enough for the fine folks of Philadelphia, who decided to strip it off all its wiring and electronics.

[Anonymous No.16181790]

>>16181701
Why do white people have to ruin everything?

[Anonymous No.16181800]

>>16181626
h-how do you know it was raped

[Anonymous No.16181809]

>>16181790
Philadelphia is a black-majority city.

[Anonymous No.16181815]

>>16180673
You unironically deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.16181816]

>>16181809
Despite being?

[Anonymous No.16181826]

>>16181800
When that happened back in 2015, I read an article saying semen had been found on hitchBOTs body

[Anonymous No.16181839]

>>16181809
They were part white though, that's why they were so violent. Isn't it obvious? Most African-Americans are race mixed with white genes. That's why they're so violent.

[Anonymous No.16182042]

>>16180603
God I can't wait for these things (and self driving cars in general) to start running over women and minorities

[Anonymous No.16182096]

>>16180610
>he doesn't have the chrome extension that uses the google audio recognition sdk to automatically solve the google audio captcha
still based though

[Anonymous No.16182114]

>>16180610
Hyper based !!!

[Anonymous No.16182135]

>>16180610
B A S E D
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[Anonymous No.16182231]

>>16180610
Holy based

[Anonymous No.16182237]

>>16180610
This post

[Anonymous No.16182242]

>>16182096
>nu brony fag
>>>/vt/

[Anonymous No.16182268]

>>16181800
don't ask questions you don't want the answer to

[Anonymous No.16182295]

>>16180610
I'm proud of you, anon.

[Anonymous No.16182311]

Imagine if one of these had enough room for a grown man and little girl to lay down comfortably and fuck while it does it's deliveries?

[Anonymous No.16182315]

>>16181654
Why Philadelphia of all places?

[Anonymous No.16182316]

>>16181586
Will you renounce your cuck ways after you're inevitably culturally enriched by a melanoid or will you continue to coddle and make excuses for your assaulter?

[Anonymous No.16182369]

>>16181815
Oh no not a soft comfy rope snuggled up against my neck anything but that.

Fucking retard, I already sleep with a noose around my neck because I like the feeling.

[Anonymous No.16182416]

>>16180610
WE'RE REACHING UNSTABLE LEVELS OF BASED

[Anonymous No.16182421]

>>16181369
Pizzamen shoot back

[Anonymous No.16182432]

>>16181483
I was a pizzaboy for 2 years in highschool. After my first delivery to a black neighborhood I bought a shitty .22 revolver off a crackhead and carried that little fucker every workday. That was my carry gun until I turned 21. Then I bought a real gun and ditched the revolver in the river because there was a 99% chance it was hot. Still kinda feel bad about that considering it kept me safe all those years.

[Anonymous No.16182439]

>>16181571
Blacks aren't wagies, anon. They don't work at all.

[Anonymous No.16182444]

>>16182315
Niggers.

[Anonymous No.16182446]

>>16180610

[Anonymous No.16182448]

>>16180603
>urban youths waylay the truck and smash it to get free pizza
Yeah this is a long way from happening

[Anonymous No.16182458]

>>16180610
rekt, how will AI ever recover?

[Anonymous No.16182468]

>>16182432
Pretty cool anon

F for the revolver

[Anonymous No.16182545]

>>16180610
A real human bean

[Anonymous No.16182565]

Is it customary to tip an robot?

[Anonymous No.16182568]

>>16180610

[Anonymous No.16182586]

>>16181654
>humans
>Philadelphia

[Anonymous No.16182669]

>>16180610
based as fuck
fuck a"i"

[Anonymous No.16182671]

>>16180610
>he thinks google trains using captchas anymore

[Anonymous No.16182672]

>>16182432
>this whole post
i absolutely love seppos

[Anonymous No.16182687]

>>16180603
How many unwanted basketball babies you think Dominos is gonna end up with?

[Anonymous No.16182713]

>>16180610
I kneel

[Anonymous No.16182832]

>>16180610
kek I do this too. sometimes you can tell when it will accept a truck as a bicycle

[Anonymous No.16182875]

>>16180603
> Order pizza
> Get in back hatch
> Free taxi ride

[Anonymous No.16182909]

>>16182875
Didn't they teach him not to play with his food?

[Anonymous No.16183150]

>>16182909
That looks like a reproductive bull, it is not intended to be slaughtered and eaten but rather kept as a pet and allowed to mate with the entire herd of cows to multiply the herd.

Why wouldn't you play with it if you are supposed to keep it like a dog or a cat?

[Anonymous No.16183174]

>>16180603
Wtf How does the guy fit in the front to drive that thingymabob?

[Anonymous No.16183246]

>>16180610
Holy kek