What a fucking scam

[Anonymous No.16180477]

Uber eats in my third world shithole
>$17 large artisan pizza
>no tax
>$1 service fee
>$2 delivery fee
>at your door in 30 minutes

Uber eats in SCAM usa where I'm currently visiting
>$29.99 artisan pizza
>$7 tax
>$7 delivery
>$7 tip unless you want the delivery driver to drop-kick it
>at your door in an hour

You amerilards are getting fucking scammed Jesus christ. Are people retarded enough to use uber eats in this shit country?

[Anonymous No.16180520]

>>16180477
ive never used it before, but ive been tempted to, lately

[Anonymous No.16180529]

>>16180477
cost of business, jews need their cut so the price is bloated at every level

[Anonymous No.16180684]

>>16180477
I don’t understand this whole economy. You can’t just go drive to the fucking restaurant? You’re so lazy you want your food in some total stranger’s custody because you can’t just drive there yourself?

[Anonymous No.16180710]

>>16180684
it's cheaper than a DUI

[Anonymous No.16180759]

>>16180684
>going to a restaurant
>during an unprecedented global pandemic
Natural selection at work

[Anonymous No.16180782]

>>16180759
Covid isn't real.
>>16180684
Can't get out, the ZOGbots are roaming down the street looking for white people to beat up.

[Anonymous No.16180790]

>>16180684
They're all on drugs, alcohol or worse. It makes basic activities more difficult than usual.

[Anonymous No.16181020]

>>16180684
You know the rot is deep when people are willing to pay for the privilege of experiencing less of their life.

[Anonymous No.16181033]

Why would you ubereats a pizza of all things, its the one food built around in-house delivery

[Anonymous No.16181107]

>>16180759
nice bait

[Anonymous No.16181301]

>>16180477

I’ve never used any of these food delivery services but the negros at my apartment complex get it all the time.

[Anonymous No.16181310]

>>16180684
Many places will offer uber eats/food dudes/etc, but not pickup. That, or the place is in some ungodly hard to get to shithole (A downtown area with a lack of parking) but has decent food.

[Anonymous No.16181320]

>>16180477
>>$7 tax
That's almost 20% I don't think sales tax is that high anywhere in the U.S.

[Anonymous No.16181325]

>>16180684
not op but
1. I'm fucking lazy
2. I don't even own a car or any other vehicle

[Anonymous No.16182078]

>>16180477
what $17 for large pizza in a thirdworld country? Wtf?

[Anonymous No.16182095]

>>16181033
three of the best joints near me have no delivery services. but delivery was so expensive they just gave up anyways and are pickup only.

[Anonymous No.16182363]

>>16180477
Can't you just... go to the food place?

[Anonymous No.16182374]

My friend discovered a glitch yesterday that had the price for 10 nuggets at zero dollars and delivery is currently free for me. All I had to pay for was extra sauces and tip and it turned into be $3.75. It said they were preparing my order and a driver was dispatched to McDonalds but my order was canceled.
That poor guy went there for nothing and wasted 20 minutes of his life.

[Anonymous No.16182380]

>>16181320
Yeah op is definelty bullshitting, tax would be about $2.10 and the delivery fee (plus service fee) would be closer to $6.50 than $7. Also I only tip like $3 per mile driven.

[Anonymous No.16182437]

>>16180477
Labor is cheap in your Third World shit hole that’s why it’s a shit hole

[Anonymous No.16182443]

>>16181301
That’s because they spend all their disposable income on bullshit as well as money that should go into savings and retirement and new tires and books for their kids etc

[Anonymous No.16183294]

>>16180684
What makes you think everyone drives?

[Anonymous No.16183522]

>>16180710
>>16180790
I seriously am thankful that I can acquire takeout food when I am blasted out of my skull. Years ago you were stuck with microwave mac n cheese or similar. Otherwise I actually like going into the restaurant and picking up my food, it's cheaper and I get to walk in all cool like "hey how's it hanging guys I'm here for a pickup order" and then they tell me to wait another 10 minutes so I stand in the corner staring at my phone. Fucking real life interactions man can't replace that, raw and unedited.

[Anonymous No.16183665]

>>16182437
It's glorious, I hire a cute maid and get her to cook me shit too. Costs $15 for her to turn up once a fortnight.
Delivery is dirt cheap and often far less than actually going to the store because of all the specials.
Grab is great. The west needs to bring back slavery.

[Anonymous No.16183683]

>what do you mean you don't tip anon?

[Anonymous No.16183692]

>>16180759
Try not being fat then update us after

[Anonymous No.16183700]

>tfw not in a third world shithole

[Anonymous No.16183709]

>>16183665
>Enslaves you

[Anonymous No.16183714]

>>16180684
three reasons
1. I am extremely drunk and hungry and dont want to risk $20K in debt paying for court fees and ruining my life
2. food joint is either hard to get to, far away, or theres not any parking nearby
3. lazy and just wanna stay in my comfy apartment and watch crunchy roll and sunny episodes while some wagie gets my food.

[Anonymous No.16183939]

what's on the menu for today lads? i wanted to order the bts meal from macdonnels but i imagine they're getting fucked right now since the delivery fee was 14 dollars. so i got me some taco bell instead. should be here any minute!

[Anonymous No.16183952]

>artisan pizza bullshit
>Ubereat 30% cut so they jack up the prices
>Expensive rent
>Government employees working for a wage not bribes
>Gas, maintenance, paying the driver, Uber eat fees
>Get what you paid for
>The owner is a cheap fuck who prefer working 70h/week instead of attracting good cooks with decent wages
Go back to your turd world shithole if you want cheap labor

[Anonymous No.16183967]

>>16180782

[Anonymous No.16185020]

I use Door Dash, but lately they seem to be getting more expensive and slow to deliver

[Anonymous No.16185057]

>>16180477
imagine complaining about the cost of having hot food delivered to your doorstep

[Anonymous No.16185084]

>>16183294
Yeah we're living in the most shamelessly infantalized generation. probably 1 in 5 needs to grub rides.

[Anonymous No.16185087]

>>16185057
>hot