/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16178706]

What was your fatass moment?

[Anonymous No.16178808]

>eating at a golden corral
This picture radiates fatty energy

[Anonymous No.16178850]

>>16178706
Ordered 2 pizzas, 2 portions of fries and a 1.5 liter bottle of chocolate milk for dinner. Around 2-3 AM was craving ice cream so I ordered a pint of Ben and Jerrys and ate the whole thing.

My ass was erupting with putrid diarrhea first thing in the morning. Thank god I stopped being fat a few years ago. Not a good look.

[Anonymous No.16178866]

>>16178706
I once ate an ice cream

[Anonymous No.16179072]

>828x1792
>3.49 MB

Good job, you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.16179140]

>>16178706
I made a hashbrown stuffed with ham and cheese, then smothered it in sausage gravy.

[Anonymous No.16179177]

>>16178706
just finished a 3 day (2 dry) fast, ate 2 pasties, 2 pies, 4 chocolate chip cookies, 4 g&ts and a bag of doritos

[Anonymous No.16179188]

>>16178706
was at a friends house ate a fuckton of tahdig not including all the koobideh? and other shit

[Anonymous No.16179190]

1990-present.

[Anonymous No.16179197]

>>16178850
>My ass was erupting with putrid diarrhea first thing in the morning
Would be so hot if you're a woman

[Anonymous No.16179210]

>>16178706
Last night
> start strong with a tub of hummus (14 servings) and two bags of baby carrots, half a cucumber
> make a double patty and double cheese sandwich witha thick slice of raw red onion and like half a bell pepper
> while patties cooking, eat a slice of bread spread liberally with butter
> after sandwich, make and eat two burritos: one with four slices of bacon and six eggs and mayo, one with just two breaded chicken patties and mayo and some arugula
> eat leftover chicken nuggetssteaight out of the fridge w their soggy breading
> eat half a pint of cookie dough ice cream
> eat an ice cream bar
> eat several nutella oreos with milk
> eat a dozen olives stuffed with lemon cream
> eat a few biscoff cookies
> eat a peanut butter and jelly tortilla

[Anonymous No.16179217]

>>16178706
I am a fatass so every second is a fatass moment for me.

>>16179072
He is an iphone poster, of course he is retarded.

[Anonymous No.16179218]

>>16178706
Soloing an Arby's 5-for-$5 back in the good old days.

[Anonymous No.16179222]

>>16179210
imagine you'are braps

[Anonymous No.16179357]

>>16178808
howd you know it was golden corral though?

[Anonymous No.16179376]

>>16178706
Cooked and ate like five pounds of meat. Binging on junk food is easy mode, you barely have to chew it.

[Anonymous No.16179437]

>>16178706
I've had too many to count, anon. I guess the most notable one is the fucked up Burger King order I got delivered at 1 am a year ago when I was having anxiety about going to a party.
>pic related

[Anonymous No.16179445]

>>16178808
Sounds like you're very familiar with Golden coral

[Anonymous No.16179448]

>>16179437
6,650 calories in one sitting, not including the "3 zesty sauces please"

[Anonymous No.16179452]

Getting $30+ worth of fast food delivered all for myself

[Anonymous No.16179523]

>>16179210
I don't care about why, but how did you physically eat this much? I'm a fatty, but I couldn't even conceive more than just the double cheeseburger you made and maybe the ice cream bar

[Anonymous No.16179565]

>>16178808
>>16179357
Why do Americans say "golden corrAL" when corral is pronounced with emphasis on the first syllable? Reminds me of "pirates off the carriBEAN". Stop butchering the English language.

[Anonymous No.16179568]

>>16179072
OP here I’m retarded

[Anonymous No.16179587]

>>16179565
Lol you're just wrong and cringe as fuck. Want me to make fun of all the words you mispronounce?

[Anonymous No.16179596]

>>16179587
"Cringe" is a verb, not an adjective. Stop butchering the English language.

[Anonymous No.16179608]

>>16178706
nice baby hands

[Anonymous No.16179630]

4 XXL BK burgers in one sitting (around 1000 calories per burger).
I had nuclear farts for days.

[Anonymous No.16179637]

>>16178706
idk I have multiple eating records to my name

My high score at the local snack bar is a 7 snacker
>waterfiets speciaal
>berenhap pinda
>boerenbrok joppie
>broodje kroket mosterd
>kleine raspatat joppie
>jos brinkie
>nasiblok mayo

Eaten in one sitting. Also here in NL we have a sort of annual armed forces day where the army shows some cool stuff and it's like a festival where they show things about the army, mainly for recruitment purposes. Many years ago I visited one and there was a stand with information about the Korps Commando Troepen (green berets) and how they are experts in survival without any resupply for a long time. A commando sergeant (total bro) explains something about the food and how they have an emergency ration, which is basically a bar with a lot of calories packed into the smallest possible form. He explains how one bar can support a grown man for a week if he doesn't strain himself too much, as it contains over 10000kcal. I ask him what happens if one were to eat the entire bar. He says he doesn't know, as nobody would be retarded enough to do so I say I'll try it. He laughs and tells me it's impossible so I eat the entire thing right in front of him. The man is surprised and as a reward I get a cool coaster which I still use to put my drink on. I had to vomit later on though but he didn't see that.

[Anonymous No.16179642]

>>16179596
Dipshit dipshitting harder than ever before.

[Anonymous No.16179648]

>>16179596
It wasn't an adjective until you existed. You're cringe.

[Anonymous No.16179707]

>>16178706

Got Wendy's at a drive through. You still can't dine in most places in Cincinnati. So I asked if I could use their patio which had two tables. They said 'sure'. As I was walking to the tables a couple of zoomers walk up and sit. I immediately realize that it's a case of oil and water but damn it, I had grocery shopping to do and I wanted to eat. I play it cool and sit down. I don't even pay them any mind and eat my food.

>I am going to get away with this!

After they both finish their chili dogs that they'd purchased from across the street one of them stops with his back to me and raises a hand.

>"Later, fatass."

Now I realize that my weight has gotten so out of hand I just earned the fatass moniker. As I used to mock old fat people the circle is complete. D:

[Anonymous No.16179710]

Not really a fatass moment but still...

I was starting to develop a bacterial tonsillitis so I was feeling sick and not hungry at all. Also I had a full pot of al'ragu pasta that was turning bad. Being a cheap asshole I was like "fuck it I'm not throwing my food" so I reheated it and ate the whole thing.
Woke up in the middle of the night with my bed covered in liquid shit. Puked instantly on myself.
The thing is, puking didn't make me feel better because of the tonsillitis. I was still sick and needed to see a doctor. So I left my place, went to the doctor, and came back with my whole apartment smelling like shit and vomit for days.

[Anonymous No.16179753]

>>16179140
that's just good clean living anon

[Anonymous No.16179763]

>>16179707
He told you «later» so maybe he was hoping to see you again. You should have asked for his number

[Anonymous No.16179766]

>>16178850
>ordered Ben and Jerry's at 2-3AM
God has abandoned us.

[Anonymous No.16179780]

>>16178850
I used to eat a pint of chubby hubby over the course of a friday night until I realized what I was fuckin' doing to myself.

[Anonymous No.16179782]

>>16178706
There's a mom & pop Vietnamese place up the street from my house. They make a great bun bo Hue and a dish consisting of chunks of onion wrapped in beef and grilled and served over rice vermicelli. One day I was feeling particularly hungry so I ordered both and threw it all into one bowl. It was delicious but I hated myself later.

Also I once did a 5 lbs of BBQ challenge but I was in shape then so IDK if that counts.

[Anonymous No.16179793]

>>16179707
That was me, dipshit. I'm not even a zoomer you fucking autist

[I'm so fresh you can suck my n(...) No.16179852]

>>16179637
Werner bende gij da?

[Anonymous No.16180044]

>>16178706
Whenever they have those never ending specials at Olive Garden

[Anonymous No.16180066]

300 lbs
52inch waist

im due yo

[Anonymous No.16180071]

>>16178706
i guess that was when i ate a whole kfc kentucky bucket with 2x coleslaw and 2x mashed potatos in one go.

[Anonymous No.16180072]

>>16179437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA

[Anonymous No.16180084]

>>16180072
look who it is

[Anonymous No.16180090]

>>16179793
I ain't even mad. The health and safety record of that Goldstar Chili restaurant is horrible. Enjoy ur diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.16180099]

>>16180084
Never noticed that before. Whoever put that set together knew what they were doing.

[Anonymous No.16180111]

>>16180066
Manlet as fuck?

[Anonymous No.16180119]

>>16180090
Nah son, you just get served the slop because you're not cooling with the owners. It's ok--that's why they whip the corporate slaves at Wendy's into smiling at you lmao

[Anonymous No.16180127]

>>16178706
ate a whole large pizza from dominos

[Anonymous No.16180167]

>>16179648
>It wasn't an adjective until you existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oys6-RrPPIE

[Anonymous No.16180180]

>>16179177
whats the point of fasting if you pig out anyways?

[Anonymous No.16180186]

Munchies after smoking a joint
>8 mars bars
>A pack of chocolate wafers
>A family sized pack of cheese balls
>4 sandwiches with ham, cheese and mayo
>About 20 oreos
>6 cordon bleus
>A pizza with every kind of meat possible on it (ham, bacon, salami, sausage and sliced hot dogs)
>Half a gallon of iced tea

[Anonymous No.16180209]

>>16179565
Crying over dialects lol.

[Anonymous No.16180246]

Block of cheese burrito

[Anonymous No.16180248]

>>16180186
...really? I wouldn't blame weed, sounds like that's just your "excuse" to gorge. that's approaching matt stonie tier amounts of food. please seek help if true

[Anonymous No.16180305]

>>16180248
I'm 67kg x 185cm retard
But i do agree over the fact that the amount of food i consumed was shameful

[Anonymous No.16180316]

>>16179565
Corral isn't the same as coral.

[Anonymous No.16180328]

>>16180305
I neither believe you nor think anyone would have any right to think someone consuming >10k+kcal isn't a complete lardass

[Anonymous No.16180393]

>>16179648
>>16179642
>>16180209
>>16180316
Keep demonstrating your low IQ. Me and my gf are laughing at you pathetic whelps.

[Anonymous No.16180395]

>>16180393
*she's trans btw I forgot to mention in my post in case it matters

[Anonymous No.16180401]

>>16180316

[Anonymous No.16180539]

there was a "10 chicken nuggets for 2€" deal at burger king so I ordered 50 nuggets

[Anonymous No.16180559]

>>16179523
I'm 6'1, didn't eat anything that day until 7pm, and had just done 3 hours of yardwork cutting up sod, shoveling gravel, and raking out rocks

[Anonymous No.16180562]

>>16180539
Is that a lot?

[Anonymous No.16180574]

>>16180539
There's that here in America too. I order 2 orders of nuggers, 4 bacon cheeseburgers and 2 orders of jalapeno cheddar bites.

[Anonymous No.16180581]

>>16180180
Isn't the point that you can pig out and the fact that you're taking in so few calories outside of your binge helps balance your intake over time? Or am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.16180636]

>>16180562
Here's a visual aid.

[Anonymous No.16180767]

>>16178706
when i eaten around 7serving off basmati rice by myself.

[Anonymous No.16180791]

>of today
Ate an entire bag of pepperidge farm cookies after dinner
>of the week
Got 2 large dominos pizzas to save 1 for the next day and ate both

[Anonymous No.16180802]

>>16179565
>carriBEAN
You mean carri-bee-in.

[Anonymous No.16180925]

>>16179565
its golden corral not golden coral you dumb bucktoothed nigger

[Anonymous No.16180951]

purchase and consumed an entire carton of ice cream for dinner

[Anonymous No.16181025]

>>16180791
you did yourself a favor since leftover dominos sucks anyway

[Anonymous No.16181030]

>drive through taco bell
>2x bean burritos
>1x crunchwrap
>2x quesalupa
>drive through checkers on the way home
>1x big buford
>10x boneless wings
>2x funnel cake fries
>1x large strawberry shake

5'10" 165lbs btw

[Anonymous No.16181058]

>>16181030
just FYI, you will still experience health issues eating that. blood pressure is just one example.

[Anonymous No.16181098]

>>16181058
woah....

[Anonymous No.16181464]

>>16180393
Typical midwit euro response. Totally thinks he's won, but he looks like a twat, and he twats while he does a walk. Doopdoop.

[Anonymous No.16181468]

>>16180393
This is decent bait

[Anonymous No.16181473]

>>16178706
the fattest of fatass moments I've ever had was:
>two double quarter pounders with cheese
>two large fries
>two bk kings
>two large onion rings
>two large dr peppers

[Anonymous No.16181475]

>>16178808
This is a Texas Roadhouse. The knives and dishware gives it away. They standardize it between all stores.

Source: I work at Texas Roadhouse

[Anonymous No.16181479]

>>16181058
>blood pressure is just one example.
Just FYI, your one example is one example of heath issue eating that won't directly cause.

[Anonymous No.16181488]

>>16181475
Like other shitholes dont buy the same silverware

[Anonymous No.16181495]

>>16180316
THIS

[Anonymous No.16181508]

>>16181479
>Just FYI, your one example is one example of heath issue eating that won't directly cause.

Just FYI, diet can be strongly related to blood pressure in many cases. If they eat all those different fast foods high in salt, well guess what? blood pressure changes. Could be dangerous.

[Anonymous No.16181517]

>>16181508
>Just FYI, diet can be strongly related to blood pressure in many cases.
Just FYI, intelligence can be strongly related to not understanding the difference between correlation and causation.

[Anonymous No.16181538]

>>16181517
If you eat low quality, your health can become low quality. You're just a sick fuck getting a kick out of the idea of giving stupid people a false sense of security and safety that they can just eat horrible junk and get away with it with zero health consequences. You probably also tell people that smoking doesn't cause cancer. You just want to watch the world burn.

[Anonymous No.16181551]

>>16178706
I ate 10,000 calories in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.16181572]

>>16181551
I ate 10,000 sittings in one calorie

[Anonymous No.16181580]

>>16181538
But smoking doesn't cause cancer, anon. It's strongly correlated to it, though--probably because genetic weaklings are more predisposed to smoking as a habit. There are many examples to the contrary.

Is what I would probably say if I was the retard you're replying to. Holy fucking shit, what a jackass. Junk food LITERALLY makes you feel like shit from the inside out.

[Anonymous No.16181588]

>>16181580
>But smoking doesn't cause cancer, anon. It's strongly correlated to it, though--probably because genetic weaklings are more predisposed to smoking as a habit. There are many examples to the contrary.

I knew it-

>Is what I would probably say if I was the retard you're replying to. Holy fucking shit, what a jackass. Junk food LITERALLY makes you feel like shit from the inside out.

Holy Kek anon you really joked me good there, that was extremely convincing.

[Anonymous No.16181597]

>>16181588
Now we just wait for the retard to respond, kek

[Anonymous No.16181615]

>>16179637
You didn't tell us what the survival ration tasted, looked like? Texture, smell? Cmon man we need details.

[Anonymous No.16181819]

>>16178706
My entire existence is a fatass moment, waiting for that fateful heart attack

[Anonymous No.16181855]

>>16179852
Kek nee ik woon in Gelderland

>>16181615
Well it tasted like fat, mostly. Have you ever tasted one of those meme oreo cakes women like to make? The ones which are basically just butter, palm fat and sugar or whatever? Basically like that but without the oreo taste. It was sweet though, I guess they put in just a lot of sugar and fat as they're the most calorie-dense.

Pic related is the coaster btw

[Anonymous No.16181879]

>>16178808
>recognizing the restaurant with little to no factors giving it away
now this radiates fatty

[Anonymous No.16181892]

>>16179637
yoooooooo what that bar called?

[Anonymous No.16181901]

>>16180581
your retarded but i dont blame you, education all over the world is horrible when it comes to matters of nutrition

[Anonymous No.16182202]

>>16180305
Being thin and being healthy are not always one and the same, you mentally round person

[Anonymous No.16182241]

>>16181892
de ciet

[Anonymous No.16182354]

>>16179357
>>16179445
Yea I worked there. The people that ate there were disgusting "no u" fail

[Anonymous No.16182463]

>>16178706
Look at all those phones sitting there as if they are waiting for some important message. I hate to go full boomer but come on at least give your friends your attention for an hour.

[Anonymous No.16182489]

>>16182463
They are all probably too fat to keep it in their pockets

[Anonymous No.16182546]

>>16182241
i can only find diet bars mayn

[Anonymous No.16182559]

>>16178706
> go to burger king
> get 5 dollar meal
> just to eat while in the drive thru of zaxbys

[Anonymous No.16182574]

>>16179637
cool story anon

[Anonymous No.16182587]

>>16178706
Ate 13 canelones I had made in one sitting, along with bottle and a half of wine.
Then had a lovely siesta.

[Anonymous No.16182691]

Brother and I used to rip bongs all afternoon/night and watch stupid shit on youtube/netflix while binge eating. It's hard to define when exactly the binge began and ended, but I would say it was between 3 weeks and 2 months long.

The early days:
> 4pm
> Bongs
> 1 hour later
> 1st dinner
> Domino's: 1 large pizza each plus extra toppings, at least 1 side each (thick cut chips were a regular, also chicken bites and wings), often a dessert each. Used to love their chocolate brownies, would leave in the fridge to firm up
> More bongs
> Eat
> More bongs
> Some time later
> 2nd dinner
> Get a noodle box or other takeaway - full meal each
> More bongs
> Eat
> More bongs
> Some time later
> 3rd dinner
> Drive thru McDonald's or Hungry Jack's (Burger King): large double quarter pounder with cheese meal each (or whopper equivalent), at least 1 sundae each. Learned that we could add extra patties, had 'pounders' on multiple occasions. Tried 'double pounders'. There was so much fat it soaked through the box by the time you got it home. Brother was disgusted and couldn't finish his so I did
> Had at least one more on another occasion
> More bongs
> Eat
> More bongs
> It is 12 - 2am at this point
> Raid fridge or smoke and pass out

Over time, in addition to the above we would:
> Buy milk and bottles of chocolate syrup so we could make litres of chocolate milk at a time
> Buy frozen chips, packet gravy and cheese to make ghetto poutine to eat between 1st, 2nd and 3rd dinners
> Double up on takeaway orders to eat later (think 2-3 frozen drinks and sundaes each, sometimes chicken nuggets, with the plan of consuming them within the same night)
> Begin reaching the elusive 4th dinner

In retrospect, my body had never experienced such nutritional atrocities before then - nor since, and hopefully never again. I think if I did it now I'd fucking die, or at least pack on crazy amounts of weight.

I remember fondly though.

Sometimes it feels like it was all a dream...

[Anonymous No.16182720]

i just ate four waffles

[Anonymous No.16182752]

>>16181901
No he's right. Even with a low estimate of 2000 cals a day for TDEE that's 6000 cals for 3 days.

2 pasties (500cal x 2)
2 pies (500cal x 2)
4 cookies (150 x 4)
4 g&t (100 x 4)
Large bag of doritos (900 x 4)

3900 in that binge for a high estimate. Do this twice a week and that's at least half a kg weight loss

[Anonymous No.16182799]

I ate a whole block of puff pastry raw.

[Anonymous No.16182809]

this >>16178333

[Anonymous No.16182822]

>>16178706
>be me, 6'2" and 140 lbs
>do edibles for the first time with my brother
>walk to mcdonalds
>order one of everything on the menu
>finish it
>pass out
>wake up in a wendy's thirty miles away throwing up a bag of seven baconators

[Anonymous No.16182872]

>>16182799
The virgin baker fears the chad raw pastry eater