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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Assuming you had the opportunity to shrink down on top of a food and explore it, what food would you choose?
I think I'd choose a nice slice of pizza.
The crust would be like a cave.
The pizza itself would be gooey and hard to walk through, but I could take respite on different toppings.

>> No.16176511

>>16176481
why are anime faggots so weird

>> No.16176519

>>16176511
I'm sorry, should I instead make the 90th thread of the week about how sushi is shit?
Or maybe a thread about how Umami is a fake word.
We can always discuss the McChicken or the Surly King of the Egg Fort?
I can even post a random youtuber with some inconsequential comment beneath about my worthless opinion on their content.

Or you can just tell me what you think it would be like to climb inside of a twinkie and swim through the cream

>> No.16176520

>>16176519
why are anime faggots so weird

>> No.16176527
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16176527

>>16176519
no, instead you should make a fucking childish magic imaginationland thread and be a faggot in it

>> No.16176551

>>16176481
i think i would like to explore a heap of human shit and have like a last-stand against all the fly larva

>> No.16176658

>>16176551
odd choice of food

>> No.16176969

>>16176519
This turned me around on the thread. For me, it would be mountain climbing a big cheesy burger.

>> No.16176990

>>16176519
OP redeems the thread 2 posts in

>> No.16176996

>>16176519
Pointing out that those threads are shit doesn't mean yours isn't.
You very obviously just wanted an excuse to post your faggy fetish picture.

>> No.16177074

>>16176519
based

>> No.16177097

>>16176481

The pools of grease seem like they would be a hazard. Not to mention the sauce. What if you slipped and slid under some cheese or got pinned by a pepper.

I think you have to consider what sort of gear you need too

>> No.16177675

>>16176481
>>16176519
OP, you know how to enjoy yourself. I'll bite.
A bowl of noodles. I like to swim, and swimming in something that's delicious too might be neat. Just can't get it in my eyes I guess. Noodles sticking out the top would be like a giant climbing frame, and then a slippery slide on the way back down. It would be like a giant water park. A really over chlorinated one.

>> No.16177863

tfw no giant gf to slowly tease you as eats around you before sending you down her immense gullet

>> No.16177868

Probably a ramen bowl, it would be like a nice jacuzzi

>> No.16178119

>>16176481
I used to fantasize about shrinking myself so I could eat an unlimited amount of food, like the one cookie I was allowed to have could become gigantic, then grow again and have the food stay the same size so I wouldn't get fat.

Being really poor and food insecure but also having body image problems as a kid can fuck you up

>> No.16178181

/ck/ is a /d/ colony

>> No.16178524

>>16176481
>melting in the pools of pepperoni grease

>> No.16178590

>>16177863
haha wouldn't that be terrible haha imagine her talking to you after she swallowed you

>> No.16178609

>>16177675
I don't think you can swim in oil though due to the density. You'd just float on top the entire time.

>> No.16178616

>>16178609
Other way around, anon

>> No.16178851

>>16176519
holy fuck that newfag got destroyed

>> No.16178925

>>16176519
Those all sound like much better thread ideas.

>> No.16178954

>>16178590
The thought is too erotic to entertain

>> No.16178975

>>16178590
You would slide past the windpipe too soon to hear much of what she said.