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>> No.16175571

inb4 angry cat hating teenagers

>> No.16175574

Anon... you aren’t going to cook your cats, are you?

>> No.16175576

>>16175562
Cute kitties
In b4
>nooooooo you can't just let the kitterinos jump on the heckin counter you'll get toxoplasmosis!!!!!

>> No.16175578

based counter kitties

>> No.16175584

Did they just get out of their litter box?

>> No.16175585

>>16175562
Been off /ck/ for hot minute Patti and that Houston alcoholic anon are both by now aren't they?

>> No.16175595
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>>16175562
Jannies are asleep, posting my cats too

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>>16175595
Since we're at it

>> No.16175613

>>16175585
Yeah that guy dont post no mo, its just the obese tacobell steel reserve fireball linecook guy now

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I was wondering, how do you prepare a cat? Is there some special cat-rub you should use? Maybe parts of the cat that aren't that tasty. Redpill us on cat-uisine. >>16175562

What to do with the pelt also, do you just send it to Marco's Pizza™ Place?

>> No.16175651

>>16175641
Dedicated carnivores taste terrible

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>>16175641
First things first you skin it

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>>16175595

>> No.16175687

>>16175562
have you tried having sex with them?

>> No.16175696

>>16175562
Kitteh! Based cat poster

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>>16175595
My other cat watching me make spaghetti

>> No.16175760

>>16175744
He looks fascinated. That's got to be one heck of a spagett

>> No.16175762

>>16175744
Anon why is it cold outside? Are you in NZ?

>> No.16175788

>>16175744
Lol I love black cats

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>>16175760
He really likes pasta, maybe it reminds him of intestines?

We trained him to sit, shake, and spin around in exchange for little bits of bread too.

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>have a cat
>hate catfags that say shit like OMG WHAT A FLOOF/LOAF/CHONKER/ETC
>still can’t help but make stupid cute voices when petting/hanging out with my cat
what kind of mind control is this

>> No.16175805

>>16175803
egyptians had this problem too

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>>16175595
Mein cats

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I miss Patti and The Man bros :( those threads were always so comfy and the cook alongs were always something to look forward to

>> No.16175811

>>16175794
aww he's cute ^.^ My cat (bless her soul) also liked pasta but I believe she ate it because of the meat sauce. No tricks however, she was very stubborn haha

>> No.16175813

>>>/an/

>> No.16175814
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>>16175794
Watching me cook from top of kitchen cabinet

>> No.16175821

>>16175810
What happened? Is he dead?

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>>16175821
Couldn’t tell you. I used to browse ck frequently then I started going to o more often. Came back after a while and his threads are gone.

>> No.16175844

>>16175821
Life gets in the way of shitposting, it’s happened to me before

>> No.16175850

>>16175562
Get them the fuck off the counter you disgusting faggot

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I don't fucking care, cats aren't cooking. Here's my cat, I miss this little bitch like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.16175870

>>16175850
*fucks ur butt*
*cums inside*
Clean urself up an get out of my fuckin trailer, slut. LMAO!

>> No.16175892

>>16175865
Pets are just little tragedies waiting to happen :'( I don't think I have the strength to go through this again sadly.

>> No.16176013

>letting your cats on the kitchen bench

Disgusting. Mine sits on the ground staring at me with his head twisting around while I chop up meat because he knows I'll flick him an off cut or two.

>> No.16176017

>>16176013
>letting your cats in the kitchen

Disgusting. I don't have a cat.

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>>16175562
hay guise

>> No.16176023

>>16176017
Disgusting. I don't have a house.

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I never let my cats go on the countertable. They do sometimes forget they aren’t allowed up there.

>> No.16176103

>>16175744
what the fuck is the pink stuff in the jar?
it looks like a potato shaped dildo

>> No.16176106

>>16176103
>pink

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>>16176103
It's a sweet potato I was sprouting in a jar of water. I just planted the sprouts in my garden. Pic related, my garden (it was nothing but lawn and very rocky soil 2 weeks ago, I've been working on it 3-5 hours every day for the last two weeks)

It has sweet potato, beets, carrots, strawberries, spinach, kale, and tomatoes, though you can't really see them well yet since they're all small

>> No.16176167

>>16176103
It's a sweet potato I was sprouting in a jar of water. I just planted the sprouts in my garden.

>> No.16176392

>>16176017
You don't have anything to say that anyone gives a shit about either.

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>>16175574
op is too much of a pussy, so if he did it'd be catibalism.

>> No.16176671

>>16176392
butthurt lol, easy on the toxoplasmosis anon...