/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16175402]

What'll it be, anon?

[Anonymous No.16175445]

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.16175446]

>>16175402
I’ll take the transdimensional horror on the bottom left

[Anonymous No.16175452]

>>16175402
Räucherlachs and Stremellachs look fucken CHOICE.

[Anonymous No.16175456]

>>16175445
Based

[Anonymous No.16175476]

>>16175402
Which one is gif related, but between some bread?

[Anonymous No.16175477]

>>16175402
>Pfeffermakrele based
>Rollmops, digga! Geht ab, übelst junge.
Seriously it helps against hangover.

[Anonymous No.16175492]

>Krabben
>it's shrimp

[Anonymous No.16175495]

>>16175402
>hi how can I help you?
>yea lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>fischrambedlicubgaocvieadskleefASNHJfjashdbgf

[Anonymous No.16175654]

>>16175402
salmon with a bit of olive oil and onions is AMAZING and ill eat the shit out of half of these sandwiches

matjes looks like pickled herring and i'm definitely going to destroy that one as well

[Anonymous No.16175675]

>>16175476
The khlav kalash between some bread one.

[Anonymous No.16175862]

>>16175402
I'll take the Hawaiian lobster roll I had a few years back. It was a lobster roll, served on Hawaiian bread. It was how the kids say now days, the bees knees

[Anonymous No.16176090]

>>16175402
As an American (non-fluent in wookiee) I'd probably go for the Bismarck or Matjessalat (I mean, it's listed twice, so it has to be good, right?)

[Anonymous No.16176122]

>>16175402
grotesque

[Anonymous No.16176336]

>>16175402

[Anonymous No.16176363]

>>16175402
wtf is wrong with scandis

[Anonymous No.16176370]

>>16175402
>It was how the kids say now days, the bees knees
Based 90 year old /ck/ poster.

[Anonymous No.16176559]

>>16175402
Can you imagine the pristine life in Scandinavia?
>wake up the largest city, population 45k
>look out side, it's cold, it's always cold.
>go round the corner to the local cafe for Fischbrotchen and the first of 21 daily black coffees.
>its actually sunny and 17°F so I sit outside and eat my bread filled with gloriously slimy fish.
>instant flash backs to the night before, eating out my native scandinavian gf as she beams down at me with piercing blue eyes, her lightly tanned legs wrapped around my head.
>she's so hot, despite her strangely thin hair and fucked up hairline
>She is breathlessly rambling in pleasure, it sounds like someone yodeling with a mouth full of icecubes
>I instantly blow my load right there on the crowded street corner infront of a group of insanely blond school kids
>I'm arrested and charged as a pedophile, the judge gives me the harshest sentence
> 4 and 1/2 months in a maximum security 5 star hotel, only allowed to leave 3 times a week.
>dinner tonight is my favorite, raw moose mince and 8 hard boiled eggs.

Fuck you Sven, why can't my country be magical frozen moose factory and oil rich?

[Anonymous No.16176599]

I’ll take the Larry David one, please!

[Anonymous No.16176615]

>>16175445
Nigger, there is no such thing as >McChicken Sauce

>t. I have been to McDonald's numerous times

[Anonymous No.16176651]

>>16175402
I'm used to pickled herring and onions so I'll take a Bismarck.

I'm a German/Native-American hybrid. I'll eat everything on that list if I'm hungry enough.

[Anonymous No.16176667]

>>16176615
Retard McChicken sauce is the sauce they put on the McChicken, have you never been to McDonalds or something?

[Anonymous No.16176670]

>>16176559
You know nothing of Scandinavia
Only thing you got right is that we have hot women

[Anonymous No.16176684]

>>16176670
your prisons are pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.16176713]

>>16175445
LMAO what a loser, did you really type all that stuff to hype your local Mickey D's? No wonder you guys are all virgins

[Anonymous No.16176758]

>>16176670
I did a lot of research for that... why do you wish to crush my dreams?

[Anonymous No.16176761]

>>16176670
hot despite the hairline and thin hair, yes

[Anonymous No.16176769]

>>16176336

[Anonymous No.16176782]

>>16176559
An amusing read which compels the reader's natural curiosity to wonder, "what else am I missing?"

[Anonymous No.16176787]

>>16175402
ein wurst

[Anonymous No.16176791]

>>16176758
But Helsinki isn't in Scandinavia :^)

[Anonymous No.16177639]

>>16176761
if you think her hair is thin, then gtfo my board nigger

[Anonymous No.16177707]

>>16175402
For me, it's Bismarck/Krabben/Lachs

[Anonymous No.16177718]

>>16176615
>he doesn't get three for free

[Anonymous No.16177733]

>>16175402
If they call shrimp "krabben" wtf do they call crab?

[Anonymous No.16177762]

>>16175402
Bismak/Peffermakrele

[Anonymous No.16177816]

>>16177733
Krabbe

[Anonymous No.16177826]

Bratroller calls to me. Bratherling too.

[Anonymous No.16177849]

>>16175402
Fuck that makes me hungry. I could go for some matjes.

[Anonymous No.16177851]

>scandinaviastan

[Anonymous No.16177867]

>krabben
>rollmops
>brathering
oh come on guys these can't really be words in your language

[Anonymous No.16177892]

>>16176363
>>16176559
>>16177851
OPs food is not scandinavian. Look at the language ffs. Its either netherlands or germany.

[Anonymous No.16177901]

>>16177733
Shrimp is actually Garnele. Not sure why they call it like that on the pic.

[Anonymous No.16179933]

>>16176363
>>16176559
That's German, not Scandinavian.

And for me, it's the Matjes.

[Anonymous No.16179980]

>>16175402
put the fish in the bag now desu

[Anonymous No.16180028]

They all look good
Go ahead and order 2 of whatever for me, op

[Anonymous No.16180065]

>>16175402
I'have the Matjesallat since its featured twice, must be good

[Anonymous No.16180137]

>>16175402
do germ mans really?

[Anonymous No.16180147]

>>16179933
>And for me, it's the Matjes.
Based. Same here.

[Anonymous No.16180385]

>>16176363
>>16179933
We also eat stuff like this here.

t. Dane

and for me, it's the pebermakrel, the finest way to eat mackerel

[Anonymous No.16180487]

>>16175402
[Brathering heavily]

[Anonymous No.16181520]

>>16175402
bismarck-krabben-lachs looks like a total clusterfuck. i'm in!

[Anonymous No.16181530]

>>16175402
I’d say I associate most closely with brathering because im big, weird looking and gross :(

[Anonymous No.16181929]

Matjes and Seelachs-Ei.

[Anonymous No.16181976]

>>16176559
>Scandinavia
>Fischbrötchen
Do American really?

[Anonymous No.16181987]

>>16175445
Fuck'n 3 fer free!!!

[Anonymous No.16183195]

>>16175402
I'll have the peffermakrele mit extra peffer

[Anonymous No.16183230]

matjes, krabben und seelachs

[Anonymous No.16183240]

>>16175445
>>16176615
>>16177718

[Anonymous No.16183689]

>>16176670
I live in Scandinavia and it was 100% spot on.

[Anonymous No.16184764]

>>16175402
if youre eating your herring with bread youre a pleb and will be first against the wall.
hold it by the tail and gulp that shit down like a pelican.
>gezellig af

[I'm so fresh you can suck my n(...) No.16185497]

>>16175402
>bratroller
more like braproller lmao

[Anonymous No.16185528]

>>16175402
ein stremellachsbrötchen bitte

[Anonymous No.16185539]

>>16175445
.05 has been added to your McDonalds vouchered account.

[Anonymous No.16185549]

fischfrikadelle because I'm a picky eater

[Anonymous No.16185551]

>>16175477
You will never be German.