/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16174875]

You know you would eat the fuck out of this.

[Anonymous No.16174879]

no, I wouldn't

[Anonymous No.16174883]

not kosher

[Anonymous No.16174889]

I hear its a top rated dish at lil buckos

[Anonymous No.16174891]

>>16174875
>Sicilian pasta
That is Kraft Dinner.

[Anonymous No.16174896]

I would not

[Anonymous No.16174904]

>>16174875
swap the ketchup with sriracha and maybe i'd eat it

[Anonymous No.16174908]

>>16174883
Found the jew

[Anonymous No.16174913]

only if your dumb mom queefed on it first

[Anonymous No.16175328]

>>16174875
probably not

[Anonymous No.16175361]

>>16174891
>that's the joke

[Lolhowdidigetinthisshithole No.16175438]

How the fuck can you live with yourself. Eating that garbage.

[Anonymous No.16175442]

>>16174908
excellent work detective, maybe I'll rethink that promotion after all

[Anonymous No.16175443]

>>16174891
Really?

[Anonymous No.16175550]

>>16174875
Himalayan cheese apparently actually exists.
If this was actually made with aged himalayan cheddar I'd be wiling to try it just to see if the cheese is decent.

[Anonymous No.16175624]

>>16174875
N

[Anonymous No.16175649]

>>16174875
Op is not a fag in this instance. I'd push you outta the way and chow down on that.

[Anonymous No.16175965]

Don't mind boxed mac, but ketchup belongs nowhere near it and frozen nugs are universally dogshit

[Anonymous No.16175991]

>>16174875
I hate this picture because they don't even try.
>Chicken pillows
How retarded, say something like individual chicken cutlets
>Aged Himalayan cheddar
This doesn't even remotely work
>Sicilian pasta
It's just macaroni

The sole thing they did right was vine ripened tomato puree. That is a silly way to describe ketchup fancy like

[Anonymous No.16176015]

>>16175991
how would you do it? honestly. how would you do it

[Anonymous No.16176043]

I wouldn't eat the fuck out of it op

[Anonymous No.16176095]

>>16175624
o.

[Anonymous No.16176101]

>>16176095
Who hurt you chud

[Anonymous No.16176197]

>>16174875
>haha I called ketchup tomatoe puree Im soooooo original and funny hahahaha I saw it on reddit only about 500 times so it must be a hidden gem of a joke

[Anonymous No.16176304]

>>16176015
Not him but:

Artisan crusted chicken disks, with house-rolled Macaroni tossed in a cheddar Mornay sauce, garnished gingerly with vine-ripened tomato puree.

[Anonymous No.16176415]

>>16176304
Pretty good

[Anonymous No.16176453]

To be honest, I'd eat 99% of the food that is posted around here, even the most "disgusting" Jack shit.

[Anonymous No.16176470]

>>16176197
When you mock people you sound like a whiny insufferable faggot. You think you're insulting others but you fail miserably, and people think less and less of you as time goes on.

[Anonymous No.16176584]

>>16176470
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.16176805]

>>16174875
how is that sicilian pasta

[Anonymous No.16176812]

>>16176197
>I saw it on reddit
would you please go back.

[Anonymous No.16176834]

>>16176304

Warm Poule galantine, sour dough bread crumbs, local aged Tillamook curds, fresh pasta, beefsteak puree.

[Anonymous No.16177324]

thats a nuggie with kd and ketchup on it wtf?

[Anonymous No.16177328]

>>16174891
No it isn’t, that’s Sicilian pasta

[Anonymous No.16177365]

>>16174875
that's some delicious tap ass

[Anonymous No.16177620]

>>16176470
>>16176812
found the angry ledditors
pls go back

[Anonymous No.16177942]

>>16174875
american "cuisine":
- chicken
- add tomato [product] on top
- add [cheese type] on top
- half must be deep fried

[Anonymous No.16177949]

>>16176095
NIGGER!

CRACKER!

CHINK!

SPIC!

Guess why I would get banned for spamming 3 out of 4 but the one left out doesn't trigger anyone because the group it applies to is more mentally grown up than the rest combined.

[Anonymous No.16177972]

did you say rippened? i member rippen

[Anonymous No.16178004]

>>16174875
so..this...is the power...of italian cuisine

[Anonymous No.16178026]

>>16175361
Thats not the joke, the original joke was a different picture with a technically correct but obviously inflated description of what was on the plate. Whoever made this saw it and missed the point and just made up a bunch of fancy shit that doesn't match reality.

[Anonymous No.16178120]

>>16174875
Any suggestions for the wine?

[Anonymous No.16178134]

>>16177949
I dunno but these niggers, chinks and spics need to stop being so god damn sensitive, stop stealing, murdering, freeloading, taking jobs and spreading diseases. Is that what you meant?

[Anonymous No.16178593]

>>16174875
Do Americans fucking really?

[Anonymous No.16178629]

>>16175442
Enjoy your mutilated dick faggot

[Anonymous No.16178815]

>>16176834
>galantine

Ahhh, I was trying to think of the sophisticated term for reconstituted chicken meat but it escaped me. This is great

[Anonymous No.16179318]

I feel bad for people that can't eat the food they enjoy withou feeling legit shame. Like imagine hating yourself for eating chicken nugg or kraft dinner instead of hating yourself because you're a loser virgin hikikomori dissapointment and burden

[Anonymous No.16180656]

>>16174891
Terrible bait

[Anonymous No.16180661]

>>16174891

[Anonymous No.16181087]

>>16178629
I wouldn't know, I'm not an expert at sucking dicks like you are.

[Anonymous No.16182068]

>>16174875
White trash

[Anonymous No.16182577]

>>16179318
This.
>>16178593
No dumbass

[Anonymous No.16183723]

>>16174875
I have a dairy allergy and I would literally die if I did.

[Anonymous No.16185531]

>>16178629
based impotent retard

[Anonymous No.16185715]

>>16174875
That doesn't look gluten free

[Anonymous No.16185739]

Rate my dinner, everyone who would otherwise respond to this moronic bait

[Anonymous No.16185754]

rate MY dinner

[Anonymous No.16185781]

>>16174883
Not allowing milk with poultry is the dumbest part of kosher law. If anything you shouldn't be allowed to mix chicken with eggs for the same reason you're not supposed to use beef/goat with dairy.

[Anonymous No.16185797]

>>16177949
I know, man. Surprised the spics have gotten so mature despite all the shit done to them.

[Anonymous No.16185811]

>>16185754
Looks okay, you'd do better to pull your aperture a bit wider so you don't have only a portion of your meal in focus. The out of focus meatball in the bottom left being one of the only noteworthy things on a power point throws the whole image off. You don't even really have any of your garnish in focus either.

[Anonymous No.16185828]

>>16174875
I get the joke of this, haha xd xd, but man, it still really sounds like it was written by a retarded normie