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Anyone know any good shower meals?

>> No.16167955

>>16167952
freedent gum

>> No.16167960

>>16167952
bacon soap

>> No.16167963

>>16167952
The shit on the wash rag.

>> No.16167964

>>16167952
red bull

>> No.16168001

ramen
you can use the shower to rinse the ramen broth from the noodles
enjoy your clean noodles, hope this helps

>> No.16168016

>>16167952
Ground beef. That way you can rinse all the nasty grease off.

>> No.16168017

>>16167952
A beer.

>> No.16168024

>>16167952
Apples. The water from the shower makes them seem extra juicy.

>> No.16168040

>>16167952
there was a seinfeld episode about this. kramer ate sandwiches

>> No.16168061

>>16168016
Someone post the webm

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>>16168017
Nothing better than a shower after a honest days work and an ice cold one.

>> No.16168224

>>16167952
I once ate a KFC party bucket in the bath. Tub ended up polluted with fried chicken skin particles and bits of fries and the water was brown-orange when I pulled the plug. But if you can't binge on KFC when you're lying naked in a vat of warm water, when can you?

>> No.16168274

>>16168224
How was it when you ate it in the shower?

>> No.16168285

>>16168040
he made a big salad for himself, elaine, puddy, and peggy.

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>> No.16168370

>>16168222
complete lies, I do this every single fucking day and am in a constant struggle to not blow my brains out

>> No.16168399

>>16167952
I eat fruit popsicles in the shower, the contrast between hot shower and cold treat is divine.

>> No.16168686

>>16168399
I can't eat cold food because my teeth are sensitive

>> No.16168695

>>16167952
If you don't have enough time in the morning you should probably go to sleep earlier and just wake up earlier. So you aren't cramming these things together.

>> No.16169015

>>16167952
Tall Bud Lite

>> No.16169077

>>16167952
unironically, cum

>> No.16169186

>>16167952
Oranges

>> No.16169188

a 12 gauge shell, turkey load for that extra umami

>> No.16169258

https://youtu.be/15puo-dSEIY

>> No.16169298

soft baked cookies. the beauty is that if they get a little soggy from the water, they'll have better mouthfeel

>> No.16169300

apples are great in the shower try one

>> No.16170418

>>16169300
Peaches are good too. I think most fruit would be good

>> No.16170420

pidser and an beer

>> No.16170423
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Spaghetti Napolitan

>> No.16170552

>>16168686
If your teeth aren't in chronic pain you are doing something wrong.

>> No.16170647

>>16168339
Showerbeers are awesome.

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>>16168061

>> No.16171370

>>16170694
id eat her ass if im being honest

>> No.16171397

Cold shower + shrooms
>took some shrooms
>wait a while but decide to take some more
>put a small handful into my mouth and went into the shower
>the cold water triggers the initial shrooms
>stood there chewing the shrooms for what felt like an eternal instant
Would recommend

>> No.16171405

>>16168370
Bet if you didn't do it every day you already would have
Shower beer wins again

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>>16167952
ribs, they always make such a mess

>> No.16171421

>>16168370
that comes after but that first chug of cold beer is unparalleled

>> No.16172179

>>16171370
>Fraternizing with a cooklet
You are the issue with society

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>>16170423
+ milk

>> No.16173018

>>16168222
>>16168370
Try taking a cold shower while drinking warm beer. It will challenge your cardiovascular system more.

>> No.16174259

>>16168274
Just tried it - the water filled up in my party bucket and washed away the chicken and fries, which ended up on the shower floor with the soap, I scooped it back but the skin dissolved and the fries turned to mash

>> No.16174266

>>16167952
sous vide duck al orange

>> No.16174285

>>16174259
Sounds delicious, anon.

>> No.16174658

Toaster strudel

>> No.16175478

>>16174658
Is it possible to learn this power?

>> No.16175898

>>16167952
9"-12" black sausage. 3 or more at once.

>> No.16175905

>>16171370
Sort of based.

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>>16167952
Based and Cosmopilled

>> No.16176641

>>16167952
how fat are you that you cant go 90 seconds without eating?

>> No.16176729

>>16170694
why is this wrong?

>> No.16176972

>>16176641
How poor or stinky are you that you can't shower for more than 90 seconds?

>> No.16176986

I'm going to try this whole morning beer in the shower thing. Sounds like the right of amount of sad for me.

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Based shower drinkers.

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>>16176986
cheer up you sad gay faggot

>> No.16177014

fresh toasts in a toaster

>> No.16177026

stop fucking drinking and eating in the shower holy shit you animals just clean yourself and get out

>> No.16177038

>>16176986
It's not supposed to be sad.
It's supposed to be a little reward that you give yourself after a hard workday.
I'm more of a whisky man for the shower drinking. You can try that as well.

>> No.16177043

>>16176986
try a post-mowing-the-lawn shower beer, a brisk one, while you're still sweating

>> No.16177046

>>16177043
What deep thinkers we men are

>> No.16177048

>>16177026
cold beer in the shower is one of life's little pleasures. also very good for getting over a hangover.

>> No.16177680

>>16167952
A hot and ready Hot Carl and some car milk

>> No.16178207

>>16175478
I have a plug in my washroom. I put the toaster near my shower, can keep a fuckton of thawed toaster strudel within reach. Whenever I get hungry after a few hours of showering, I reach over, open a box, and let it toast while I enjoy the sweet sweet warmth of my shower.

>> No.16178215

>>16167963
>wash rag
You are killing your own skin

>> No.16178369

I drink a beer in the shower every morning
>inb4 alcoholic
I know

>> No.16178560

>>16176729
>Nonstick cookware
>Plastic spatula
>Cooking chunks of ground beef with no recipe in mind, unless she's making 5 pounds of dirty rice
>Washed ground beef with water
That's pretty much everything.