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>> No.16166601 [DELETED] 

>>16166590
Do incels really??

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>> No.16166803

>>16166601
>Please refrain from posting the following:
>Irrelevant catchphrases

>> No.16166804

>>16166677
>goblina
>trashy
>no manners

yup, thats an american if I ever saw one

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>> No.16166931
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>> No.16166991

>>16166604
Is this guy making a Marvel movie or something, why are there so many cuts

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>> No.16167168

>>16167146
When a white guy does it it's chad as hell.

>> No.16167186

>>16167103
I sincerely hope each and every nigger here got convicted for an assault
The situation was over once he was knocked down, standing on top of the man's head and tazing him afterwards is severely overdoing it.
Even the punching is questionable since the man was an invalid and his pushes were entirely harmless. No amount of badmouthing justifies beating someone up, sticks and stones etc.

>> No.16167190

>>16167168
Slapping someone over fast food is nigger tier no matter you race, even if the worker looks like a fag. There is no justifiable reason to get that irrationally angry about fast food

>> No.16167219

>>16167190
There's no justifiable reason to get irrationally angry about anything.
There's literally no reason to ever throw hands no matter the situation.
It's just impossible for the human race as a whole to ever talk things out because there are so many dense, irrational, uncontrollable neanderthals out there, so even if you're in favor of non-violent outcomes, you still have to train to defend yourself for when you get into a situation where someone indeed is a retarded fucking caveman that doesn't listen to the voice of reason, maybe they'll listen after you snuff their lights out once or twice.

>> No.16167233

>>16166635
what a cute little monkey!

>> No.16167239

>>16166590
I thought this was going to piss me off but it actually looks kinda interesting.

>> No.16167268

>>16166594
Are italian really that autistic?

>> No.16167313

>>16166604
just fucking buy it

>> No.16167364

>>16167239
>>16166590
This from kenji Lopez and he has a video for it. Where he gets more specific. Also let it rest for 10min before cutting it

>> No.16167384

>>16166604
>dry red chilies
So he made scirarrcha? Faggot.

>> No.16167386

>>16166714
Thanks dougie boy, where the fuck are my buck a beers?

>> No.16167463

>>16167219
Shut the fuck up faggot I'll beat your fucking ass

>> No.16167529

>>16167219
>there's literally no reason to ever throw hands
>no matter the situation
I was with you until that line. What if some molests your kid or fucks with your wife? I'm certainly not sitting there like "hmmm let me hear your reasons, brother"

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>>16167463
>Shut the fuck up faggot I'll beat your fucking ass

>> No.16167711

>>16167529
Still no reason, what has already happened can not be taken back, your caveman reaction of beating somebody up for what they've done won't absolve them, nor does it give you any satisfaction. They'll get their comeuppance eventually, no reason to dirty your own hands. And in case of an unfaithful wife, your first problem was getting married to the pig. You don't need marriage to stay together, it's a monetized charade to sew together two incompatible people as a front. If you have a partner that is unfaithful, they're out of your life that instant, no reason to lose half of what you own and pay alimony for a whore.

>> No.16167734

>>16166803
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

>> No.16167742

>>16167463
I highly doubt that, I have +20 years of martial arts / self defence experience.

>> No.16167753
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>> No.16167894

>>16167753
>>16167758
this is german...

>> No.16167939

>>16167753
>>16167758
Do Americans really?

>> No.16167976
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>> No.16168101

>>16166609
Based life of boris poster.

>> No.16168165
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>> No.16168174

>>16166609
I love buckwheat. People who don't eat it do not know what they're missing.

>> No.16168230

>>16167239
i made it with regular chips (don't like salt + vinegar) and it was quite good. easy to make too.

>> No.16168233

>>16166590
Would eat the entire thing by myself

>> No.16168236
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>>16166992
lmao Jack looks like a retard

>> No.16168244

>>16167146
what a fucking prick

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>>16166992
>>16168236
there's no way that's Jack. IS IT?????

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>>16167146

>> No.16168286 [DELETED] 

>>16167103
reverse george floyd

>> No.16168302

>>16168258
look at his laboured walking, hes carrying about 100 pounds of dead weight on one side since that stroke unfortunately didnt kill him

>> No.16168546
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>>16167386

>> No.16168971

>>16166992

An absolute goblin manlet

>> No.16169016

>>16166609
not once has it crossed my mind to save and reuse a bay leaf

>> No.16169082

>>16167013
>stick chopsticks in bowl
>eat with fork

>> No.16169110

>>16167711
You deserve hands thrown at you.

>> No.16169150

>>16166609
based, i like some of his videos, they steal me a laugh

>> No.16169232

>>16166594
>italians

>> No.16169337

>>16166677
fuck imagine her sucking your dick(mom and daughter)

>> No.16169455

>>16167103
Stupid bitch deserved it.

>> No.16169472

>>16167186
Don't start something you're not prepared to finish.

>> No.16169550

>>16167976
>>16167982
So you buy cheap stuff and cook it together, and then what? You eat it like it's pizza or something?

>> No.16169571
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>> No.16169638

>>16166594
Nice. Italians are red-pilled on pizza.

>> No.16169739

>>>/wsg/3943527
hehe

>> No.16169921

>>16168258
It's Jack, 100%

>> No.16170065

>>16167976
That's a prime example for that you should think about lighting when shooting food.

>> No.16170085

Anyone have the egg webm?

>> No.16170086

>>16166594
did he do that in Naples?

>> No.16170098

>>16166617
wish I could smell it

>> No.16170503

>>16167168
who says that? nigger tier who ever is the perpetrator

>> No.16170588

>>16167894
do americans really still autistically reply to this video with the same exact response?

>> No.16170713

>>16170503
I do. Dude's a super chad dressing down that virgin nerd.

>> No.16170768

>>16167711
So like... what do you do if your kid gets molested?

>> No.16170778

>>16170768
Talk to him until he fully understands the atrocity he committed. It can sink in, and living with that is far worse than any physical harm that can be doled out.

>> No.16171163

>>16166802
soylent btfo

>> No.16171246

>>16170778
telling a kid that his getting molested is an atrocity he committed is pretty fucked up dude

>> No.16171452

>>16166594
Such infantile "people"

>> No.16171781

>>16169110
And I will fuck you up accordingly, it doesn't matter how much irrational, emotional knee-jerk reactions you throw at me.
>>16170768
Give them to the authorities, what else? You can't un-molest someone, there is no justice in beating them up, nor does it change anything or offer closure. Like I said, they'll get their comeuppance eventually. Also, I would never let the molesting take place to begin with. I do not let my children off my radar until they're adults.

>> No.16171927

>>16166604
Pretty sure all you need is tomatoes, corn syrup, and vinegar

>> No.16171950

>>16166604
yo that beetroot gives it great colour

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>> No.16172202
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>> No.16173035

>>16166677
>american

>> No.16173098

>>16166594
>italian "people"
Imagine being this autistic over pizza. In America, a Mexi-globlino child would happily devour that pizza and come back for thirds.

>> No.16173608
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>> No.16173617
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>> No.16173627

>>16168174
A ration from Russia introduced me to the glory of buckwheat kasha and salo.

>> No.16173635
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>> No.16173645
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>> No.16173655

>>16167186
>NOOOO
>NOT THE HECKIN' WHITE BOI
>NOT THE POOR LITTLE THRASHERINOOO

>> No.16173672

>>16166594
Heh the hand gestures are funny

>> No.16173697

>>16166594
haha because he brought something they didn't order and they complained for some reason

>> No.16173711

>>16167186
Start shit get hit

>> No.16173727
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>> No.16173748

>>16166963
She cute

>> No.16173749
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>>16166590
This is fucking heresy

>> No.16173763
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>>16173749

>> No.16173776
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>> No.16173787

>>16167103
God I hate niggers. What did he even do?

>> No.16173790

>>16173763
What a wonderful use for all 5 of the chips in that bag

>> No.16173832

>>16166672
you can't absorb the benefits of the curcumin in the turmeric without black pepper, so make sure to add that to this recipe

>> No.16173859 [DELETED] 
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>> No.16173869
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>>16173790

>> No.16173904

>>16173869
What is she complaining about?
I rather have a half baked potato than chips. Fuck chips.

>> No.16173908

>>16173904
YOU'RE a half-baked potato.

>> No.16173933

>>16166613
interesting how chinese dumplings evolved to the same form in eastern russia and italy

>> No.16173945

>>16167186
I'm sure you'd be cheering it on if the races were reversed

>> No.16173955

>>16173832
anchovies double the effect of curcumin too i hear

>> No.16173996

>>16166780
>buying plum tomatoes just so you can squish them by hand on camera
>half the sauce is chillies
>taking pasta water out early to add it in after

sometimes the visual effects go too far.

>> No.16174006
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>>16173904

>> No.16174007

>>16173645
ok ima try this

>> No.16174019
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>>16173832
>>16173945

>> No.16174028

>>16174006
Still called chips in my country.

>> No.16174030

>>16166903
>Leftover Ham
it's a meal on it's own.

>> No.16174054
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>>16174028

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>> No.16174106

>>16174019
>>16173832
STOP that's how you make mustard gas

>> No.16174119
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>>16174106

>> No.16174160

>>16168053
i don't get it. what's unusual about this average british pub? how does it relate to cooking?

>> No.16174167

>>16172082
how tf is this irish? literally from ireland what the fuck is this

>> No.16174168

>>16173955
I bet that would be really good in a latte

>> No.16174177

>>16174167
they call em irish nachos if they use potatoes instead of nacho chips

>> No.16174178

>>16174167
It's Protestant Irish, not Catholic cunt Irish.

>> No.16174179

>>16166594
kek /ck/ seething

>> No.16174183

>>16174178
oh. so the worse irish? ah makes more sense now

>> No.16174201

>>16173763
I thought this was a meme at first with the 'now with 25% more crisps!' followed by a shot into the bag with like four total

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>>16173035
le 56% face

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>>16174160

>> No.16174252
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>> No.16174280

>>16170588
Do Europeans either constantly lie or make the same mistake every time and never learn?

>> No.16174309
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>> No.16174312

>>16166992
KEK

>> No.16174398

>>16173869
i don't get it

>> No.16174403
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>> No.16174478
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>> No.16175435

>>16173832
That's only true if you're using dried turmeric. If you get the fresh root (similar-ish to ginger), peel it, and put it through a garlic press or otherwise mince it or something, your body can process it just fine.

>> No.16175440

>>16174167
if you use french fries instead of corn chips it makes nachoes Irish

>> No.16175450
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>>16174160
>>16174237

>> No.16175463

>>16167048
Not very good to be honest.
I've had these before and the texture and toughness of the mushroom makes it unpleasant to eat.
A chopped up portobello would be better.

>> No.16175470

>>16175463
yeah i don't know why people do this shit, chopped and sauteed mushrooms are so much better. preferably with a better mushroom type since portobellos are disgusting

>> No.16175473

>>16168053
retarded of the guy breaking to freak out, but that was full three stooges when he smacked both of them with the cue stick

>> No.16175514

>>16166714
Based Doug

>> No.16175597

>>16170065
kek there's a local restaurant here with billboards along the highway and they use photos of their steak and pizza shot exactly with that kind of shit lighting

>> No.16175614

>>16166609
I fucking hate life of boris, it makes me cringe out of my skeleton.

>> No.16175637

>>16175450
>these are the people who defend water sandwiches and stargazer pie on /ck/

>> No.16175848

>>16175450
>[bong intensifies]

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>>16166594
>italy looks like a slightly better mexico
Why is italy a shithole?

>> No.16175890

>>16170065
I don't think the lighting is the problem there.

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>>16166980
Is it weird that the fork scoop made me horny?

>> No.16175934
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>>16174403
>asians hiring black people
I HIGHLY doubt this entire scenario.

>> No.16175999

>>16166594
I'm wondering if they would at least try it if they got it for free on top of their normal pizza

>> No.16176007

>>16166992
He ate all the frog legs

>> No.16176318

>>16167976
>>16167982
i hate shit like this like, is this price based off what it would be if bought and like only using 20% of the spaghetti means that youre only listing 20% of the price?

>> No.16176321

>>16175614
same, also he is from balkans, cringe larper

>> No.16176387

>>16174252
That's not how you make turmeric tea.
Fat is required for the turmeric and pepper to work properly together and get the health benefits that are touted about (ie. Golden Milk)
>boil a bit of water in a sauce pan
>add fat (I prefer butter)
>add grounded black peppers and turmeric
>whisk and let boil in mid-high temp for at least 30min
>add water when needed as not to burn it, it turns into a paste
>let it cool and put in a jar in the fridge
>take a spoonful of it and add hot water
>now you have real turmeric tea / golden milk

To give it a twist, first boil sliced ginger and cinnamon sticks in the water, boil for 30min, remove the slices and sticks and THEN add the fat, pepper and turmeric.

>> No.16176475

>>16166628
I bet grandpa slurpy eats a mean pussy

>> No.16176544

>>16166594
Italians more like the nigs of Europe

>> No.16176854

>>16167146
man fantano is a real mean guy

>> No.16176893

>>16173908
hahaha. owned

>> No.16176905

>>16176387
sounds foul. get lost

>> No.16177266

>>16176905
The taste is fine and it's very healthy, especially after eating since it helps with digestion and lowers the insulin spike.
Get found.

>> No.16177268

>>16174006
>thinks that if you go once you're going to become fat
God I hate women

>> No.16177330

>>16174006
>flavorless crisps that act as a vessel for various meme dips
>thus defeating the purpose and texture of what should be a robust savory snake
just take a spoon and have at some canned frosting while you're at it, or a jar of nutella
bland crisps are absolutely miserable to begin with
ugh

>> No.16177361

>>16171781
Don't make peace with evil. People like you disgust me. You'd watch your family get raped and murdered before resorting to violence.
You feel that way because you're a loser.

>> No.16177681

>>16175450
quintessentially bri'ish

>> No.16177761

>>16170778
Yo, that doesn't work. My brother molested me when I was young, when I became adult and realised the full extent of the abuse I dropped him from my life. Ten years since that and he still thinks I'm overreacting / he had good intentions (???) and that somehow he's the victim in this. He did it in the first place because it wasn't unthinkable to him, and he can live with it because it still isn't unthinkable to him.

>> No.16178074
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16178074

>>16166672
>fat hands
>tattoo
into the trash it goes

>> No.16178106

>>16173645
>not removing the tendon

>> No.16178118

>>16173727
this is one of those "why bother" things you can do. rolled oats are so easy to produce and as such are so cheap so youre not really saving much by doing this yourself, and theres significant manual work involved. I can't imagine there being much nutritional difference between these and store-bought rolled oats as well

>> No.16178170

>>16170768
>get sent to jail yourself at a time when your child needs you badly
top notch parenting

>> No.16178234

>>16166635
Would.

>> No.16178274

>>16166635
What the fuck? What shithole is that where they let retards scurry around like literal feral dogs living off of garbage?

>> No.16178283

>>16166714
LET ME OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HATE THIS FUCKIN GUY HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE

>> No.16179087
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16179087

You guys post food, but have you ever been food?

>> No.16179104

>>16179087
I cut the tip of my finger off in a deli slicer once and threw it out so somewhere at some time part of my flesh was likely consumed by some sort of animal, be in a rat or bacteria

>> No.16179111

>>16178283
I hate this place. I've been here for seven years. Nothing works here.

>> No.16179209

>>16179104
Fuckin' hell m8.

>> No.16179802

>>16179104
shoulda put your fingertip in with the rest of the meat

>> No.16179855
File: 2.82 MB, 640x358, Calskrove.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16179855

>> No.16179868

>>16179087
You will never be a woman.

>> No.16179875

>>16179104
I was working as a fish monger and I was rushing to cut a salmon filet for this impatient lady and we used these giant machete knives. Anyway I'm lining up the cut, I look up to answer a question she asked me, I make the cut, instantly my thumb feels cold. Look down and I've sliced the tip right off. Profusely bleeding I say sorry I gotta go deal with this and she rolls her eyes and huffs at me. Alright then bitch, gimme one minute. I wrap my thumb in paper towel and go back to wrap the fish, intentionally bleeding all over the fuckin thing. Fuck her I hope she got aids even though I'm not hiv positive.

It was sockeye so I bet that dumb cunt ate it without a second thought.

>> No.16179886

>>16166909
wtf is cheese melt

>> No.16179893
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>>16166963

>> No.16179913
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, NUTELLA PIZZA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16179913

>> No.16179962

>>16172082
this looks fine, but... why?

>> No.16179969
File: 2.84 MB, 338x600, Ray's Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16179969

>> No.16180016
File: 2.92 MB, 600x336, Chopsuey with Milk and Quail Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16180016

>> No.16180314 [DELETED] 
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16180314

>> No.16180361
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Buffalo Chicken Poutine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16180361

>> No.16180365
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Chicken Sandwich with Fried Jalapeños.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16180365

>> No.16180367

>>16178274
Anywhere in the world.

>> No.16180374

>>16177361
You won't ascend with that attitude. You have many lives ahead of you.

>> No.16180378
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16180378

>> No.16180383

>>16166590
>tortilla
clearly a quiche/omelet

>> No.16180586

>>16179087
Yeah, I get my dick sucked regularly.

>> No.16180623

>>16180361
>cuts in half

>> No.16180726

>>16167168
slapping a geeky little faggot who's behind a counter...yeah...that's chad as hell. you're a faggot.

>> No.16180894

>>16173996
>Buying anything but whole canned tomatoes

>> No.16180917
File: 2.87 MB, 600x336, Deep Fried Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16180917

>> No.16181005

>>16177268
that is good, they hate you too.

>> No.16181031

>>16169472
Haha how do you even know who started it? Do you feel the need to attack every schizo that looks at you funny?

>> No.16181032

>>16176321
how do you know?

>> No.16181062

>>16173645
based and keto pilled

>> No.16181069

>>16166594
based wops

>> No.16181234

>>16176321
he is from the baltics, not balkans, lol

>> No.16181239

How the FUCK do you convert webms to a format 4channel likes

>> No.16181266
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16181266

>>16181239
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

>> No.16181292
File: 2.91 MB, 600x336, How to make Chinese Bacon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16181292

>> No.16181361
File: 2.74 MB, 360x360, 丑年なので牛肉からキメていくだけの動画.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16181361

>>16181266
Thanks

>> No.16181373

>>16166590
>tortilla
This is just a fritata with potato chips instead of hashbrowns.

>> No.16181459

>>16181361
Strong Zero, wish we had this over here.

>> No.16181469

>>16167758
is that a fucking bay leaf lol

>> No.16181511

>>16181373
Tortillas in Spain are like frittatas
The tortillas most are familiar with are a new world iteration of flat breads

>> No.16181592

>>16179087
always wanted to try this but where the fuck do you even do it

>> No.16181627

>>16178170
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Plauch%C3%A9
>no prison time for assassinating his child's rapist with a gun right next to an officer

>> No.16181709

>>16176475
That's fucking Jacques Pépin you absolute fool.

>> No.16182140

>>16173933
almost as if china lied

>> No.16183064

>>16173776
>The 9/11 burgers
Fuck I lost hard

>> No.16183475
File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, jack makes jenkem.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16183475

Post your best Ja/ck/s

>> No.16183720

>>16173749
>Oh no not the heckin potato chiparinos
>noooo not the eggy bois
Ok drama queen

>> No.16183809
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16183809

>>16173763
> Using chips as an ingredient
What tf is wrong with people

>> No.16183831
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16183831

>>16174006
11 quid for a potato
Do britbongs really?

>> No.16183867
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>>16179087
based fellow cannibal
i like you

>> No.16183884

>>16166931
simple but looks nice, might try that

>> No.16183953

>>16176387
I don't really see the benefit of doing a 30 minute reduction on powdered ingredients. You can just add less water or use milk, let it emulsify. It should be ready as soon as it boils.

>> No.16183960

>>16175866
It's Naples.

>> No.16183994
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>> No.16184000
File: 2.95 MB, 414x414, warming various cans and a canned pearly.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16184049

>>16176854
hello fellow /mu/tard how's /ck/ treating you?

>> No.16184346

>>16173776
sauce?

>> No.16184365

>>16184000
Interesting to see the Japanese equivalent of based boy cooking.

>> No.16184928
File: 2.94 MB, 600x336, Furry1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>>16184346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4kYKe37aWI

>> No.16184943
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[ERROR]

>>16184346
0:08 WWII 1:28 Israel independence war 1:44 Korean war 2:09 Vietnam war 2:14 Cuban Missile Crisis 2:37 The cold war 2:59 The Gulf war (91) 3:22 The 2nd Intifada (Israel) 3:35 9/11 4:00 Afghanistan war 4:23 Iraq war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4kYKe37aWI

>> No.16184953

>>16166714
OPEN
THE
FUCKING
GYMS
DOUG

>> No.16184975

>>16173933
Amazing how everyone breathes oxygen and drinks water too. Incredible.

>> No.16185000

>>16166594
>whole pineapples on pizza
I wouldn't eat that either and I love pineapple pizza.

>> No.16185009

>>16166963
This recipe is utterly useless for those who do not have a 350 dollar dutch oven.

>> No.16185015

>>16167939
Yes, and the Germans do as well.

>> No.16185022

>>16184000
isn't it bad to heat food directly in the can like that because bad shit leaches from the can?

>> No.16185048

>>16169016
Bay leaves are quite strong, and some dishes require a second use leaf in order to be made correctly.

>> No.16185074

>>16173727
How to turn a 50 cent per portion item into a 5.00 per portion item by creating an oat rolling factory at home.

>Your time is valued at nothing dollars per hour.

>> No.16185081

>>16174006
>Hipchips

Says it all really.

>> No.16185083

>>16184943
thankyou fleshberg

>> No.16185095

>>16180917
disgusting

>> No.16185105

>>16179969
got any more

>> No.16185127
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Steam Baked Bread In Oven.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16185009

>> No.16185142

>>16179969
What a bunch of horrible racists.

>> No.16185146

>>16180361
>Did not peel the potatoes.

Disgusting fucking pigs.

>> No.16185236

>>16185146
Why the fuck would you peel potatoes? The peel is good and good for you.

>> No.16185285
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>> No.16185308
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>>16185285
wtf is this real?

>> No.16185345
File: 2.95 MB, 306x540, 4 on 4 in Wendy’s R1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16185308
Halloween

>> No.16185358
File: 2.95 MB, 306x540, 4 on 4 in Wendy’s R1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>>16185308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

>> No.16185361
File: 2.94 MB, 306x540, 4 on 4 in Wendy’s R2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>> No.16185413

>>16174019
Why are people obsessed over lengthening their lives? Usually people who partake in that shit are city dwellers that have literally no time to enjoy life apart from their jobs and staying in traffic, by living longer do they want to consume more or to grow old? Consume more of what simple pleasures? And grow old for what reason to see their grand kids grow or something such an egoistic obsession in my opinion.
Eating healthy doesn't need to be a chore just eat healthy foods that we already know that are beneficial like vegetables meat fruit. Fasting is even more beneficial than eating this imported BPA rinsed shit

>> No.16185471

>>16167021
what a great way to ruin asparagus

>> No.16185533
File: 2.95 MB, 302x540, Steam Baked Bread In Oven2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>> No.16185536

>>16181361
fuck, this made me more upset than I would care to admit

>> No.16185540
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[ERROR]

>> No.16185878

>>16185127
Is that some special sort of flour, because it looks dense as fuck.

>> No.16185944
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[ERROR]

>>16185878

>> No.16185979
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>> No.16186008

>>16185540
Damn there's so much going on it's hard to see exactly when he gets glassed. That's a lot of blood tho lolol

>> No.16186121

>>16167103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqVlAswRh3s
>not putting the context
The white dude was drunk and violent. They did the right thing.

>> No.16186129
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>>16186121

>> No.16186158
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>> No.16186181

>>16166617
>doesnt cut it in half
What are they hiding?

>> No.16186199

>>16166628
He's so dexterous at his age, you can tell he'd hand mixed so much shit in his day

>> No.16186246

>>16166931
gonna remember this for the end of summer when everyone has a shit ton of zucchini they are trying to give away

>> No.16186358

>>16167758
>>16167753
It's disgusting on purpose you retards. I'm sure that fat cunt doesn't eat much healthier in private but this is cranked up to eleven for the dumb scripted reality show this "actress" is the star of.

>> No.16186387

>>16176318
It says for that exact reason per meal retard.

>> No.16186717

>>16180378
I got a coffee from a Dunkin donuts full of idians. The lid literally smelled like someone rubbed shit on it.

>> No.16186769

>>16166837
this is kino

>> No.16186914

>>16172075
>Using water over beer.
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.16186926

>>16173627
Kasha and the way they season their pork are the redeeming value of eastern European mres

>> No.16187120

>>16179855
The fries are the only bad part in the calskrove, the pizza+burger combo works pretty good

>> No.16187466
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>>16166594
>brings them pizza they didn't order
>refuse to leave their doorstep, continually insisting they eat the pizza
>"haha look how much italians hate pineapple on pizza XDDDDD"

>> No.16187521
File: 2.91 MB, 640x358, Italian Beef Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>> No.16187607

>>16181459
Strong Zeros fucking vile. are you retarded? YOU WANT A FUCKING ROD THROUGH YOUR SKULL CUNT ILL FUCKING CAVE YOUR HEAD OIN FUCKING RETARD FUOKC I HATE AMERICANS SO MUCH

>> No.16187669

>>16187607
stay obsessed.

>> No.16187675
File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, Strong Zero Lemon Comercial.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>>16187607
Never had it before, just heard good things about it.

>> No.16187967
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>>16187607
>>16187675
It isn't vile, it's fruity, easy to drink, and 8% to 9% in a tall boy can. There's a reason it's popular.
This is passion fruit, but my absolute favorite was a pear flavored one I only got to try once.

>> No.16188099

>>16175470
They do it because they try to make it look like a beef patty. It's stupid but that's what vegetarians/vegans keep doing. Plenty of good stuff they could make but they obsess over recreating normal people food with something that may look like the original but doesn't taste at all like the original.

>> No.16188109

>>16167190
Doesn't matter the skin colour, nigger is a state of mind and America is a nigger worshipping nation

>> No.16188145

Yes we all have seen the niggers going apeshit webms, just because they happen in fastfood joints they are not magically /ck/ you fucking /pol/niggers, post them on /gif/ you apes, I'm here for food.

>> No.16188234

>>16185074
Sometimes I wonder how easy is life for people who are target of such videos.

>> No.16188278

>>16185074
>>16188234
The actual time spent busy with the oats is minutes, though. It's not like the prep and rolling are time or labor intensive.

>> No.16188321

>>16166903
>Mutts can't even make a fucking quesadilla
for the love of god

>> No.16188342

>>16166590
disgusting

>> No.16188424

>>16186129
When the turkish kebob man skimps on the garlic sauce

>> No.16188464
File: 2.69 MB, 544x960, 1621856057503.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16188145
> I'm here for food