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Dinner time

Two USDA Choice 8oz filet steaks
6 wild gulf shrimp
Marrow bones

>> No.16163491
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16163491

My cup

>> No.16163501

>>16163487
I’ll mail you a plate for free if you promise to never eat your meals off a fucking cutting board ever again

>> No.16163505

>>16163487
idk if usda is anything to brag about, but looks tasty

>> No.16163511

>>16163501
gotta promise to feature the brand name prominently in a shitpost if you get the plate, OP

>> No.16163521

>>16163487
And a full serving of fedora cringe.

>> No.16163525
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>>16163501
It’s gentler on my knife and I like it.

>> No.16163534

>>16163505
It’s good meat, not the best. I got them at Kroger on clearance for $7

>> No.16163645
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16163645

Well, that was yummy.

>> No.16163690

>>16163505
>tasty
They are overcooked to shit.

>> No.16163766

>>16163690
No it was just a hard sear, the meat was medium. I ate it all already or I’d show you proof

>> No.16163771

>>16163766
bro you destroyed them

>> No.16163778

>>16163771
The meat was dark pink with no grey ring. It was medium

>> No.16163791

>>16163645
Doesn't look like you cleaned your plate

>> No.16163813

>>16163487
>>16163491
>>16163525
>>16163645
What is it about this "aesthetic" that immediately screams reddit?

>> No.16163823

>>16163813
Seeing a minimum wage dumbass try to interpret "being fancy" is extremely cringe.

>> No.16163833

>>16163823
What part of posting on 4chan is being fancy?

>> No.16163864

>>16163487
>marrow
someone insert a soyjack for me

>> No.16163878

>>16163766
Next time take more pictures! It's what we're here for dude!

>> No.16163884

>>16163766
>>16163878
<3<3

>> No.16163892

>>16163813
>>16163823
4channelers enjoy something challenge: impossible

>> No.16163897

>>16163892
I'd enjoy if you fucked off.

>> No.16163904

>>16163897
uh..based?

>> No.16163911

>>16163897
Is off hot

>> No.16163916

I hate fake Damascus knives. Steak looks good tho, would def bang the shrimps. 8.4 outta 5

>> No.16163921

>>16163813
i think it's just the "damascus" thing and eating directly on the wooden chopping board. the latter actually screams more ig than reddit

>> No.16163939

>>16163487
>Choice 8oz filet steaks
Fucking lol. If that's filet you must have pounded it with a mallet before cooking, and if those are 8oz you cooked them way past medium (which is already way past what you should be cooking filet). Good job taking pictures of everything other than the food, though.

>> No.16163948

>>16163897
You’d prefer I’d stay so you can keep giving me shit, don’t lie

>> No.16163952

>>16163645
Nice shitpost

>> No.16163961

>>16163948
Fuck off and we can find out which I prefer. And don't come back.

>> No.16163967

>>16163645
prove it

>> No.16164002

>>16163939
They obviously came from the widest portion of the filet

>> No.16164014

>>16164002
>obviously
I work with filet almost every day, and can portion a 6oz steak with my eyes closed. Whatever OP has going on in his image is not right. I'm not sure how he fucked it up, but there's a reason he didn't take any pictures of the inside.

>> No.16164055

>>16164014
The reason was I forgot and the explanation is you can kys

It is indeed an 8oz filet steak, and it was cooked to a perfect medium and it was delicious

>> No.16164079

>>16164055
>and it was delicious
This is what everyone says whenever they get callout out for fucking something up. I understand that you paid for this, and cooked this, and set up your little meal for one in the daycare center you're apparently squatting in, but that's some gnarly looking filet, and you overcooked it. You can keep telling yourself that it was delicious, and good on you for having the willpower to convince yourself of things that are blatantly false; nobody else here is buying it.

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>>16164079
I really enjoyed how aggressive and angry you got over someone elses steak. I'm with you, he didn't enjoy it! It was no where near 8 solid inches or whatever yanks use for a unit of weight. It was probably wasn't even eatable, I know, I eat every day and can eat food with my eyes closed. Only question though, are you 233lbs or pure muscle? Just got this hunch....

>> No.16164185

>>16163813
consoomerism. wasted money on the goofy cup and knife. eating off of wood.

>> No.16164241

>>16164079
>in the daycare center you're apparently squatting in
LMAO

>> No.16164251

>>16164185
nigga u jealous af over my gold cup

>> No.16164281

>>16163487
>Not splitting the bone lengthwise before roasting
>Not pouring whiskey down the length while you consume the marrow.
Holy shit what is wrong with you.

>> No.16164288

>>16164281
That’s all that kroger carries. I would have preferred lengthwise bones too

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>>16164079
>t.

>> No.16164293

>>16163813
Your severe mental illness.

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>>16164079

>> No.16164338

>>16164079
This.

>> No.16164585

>>16164079
What did I fuck up?

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>>16164585
Your life?

>> No.16164608

>>16163864
>bone marrow
>soy
ITT: undiagnosed mentally illness.

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>>16164079

>> No.16164624

>>16163813
The boxes. Who the fuck takes a picture of their dinner, prominently featuring the box their utensils came in?

>> No.16164713

>>16164624
Me

>> No.16164995

>eating dinner at 15:00
>t. Mark wahlberg

>> No.16165047

>>16164185
lmao