[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 667 KB, 1920x2560, 20210523_010407_HDR~01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16158126 No.16158126 [Reply] [Original]

microwaved hotdogs!!!! SO yummy!

>> No.16158131

>>16158126
Chef Mikey does it again!

Rachel, please let me see my children again

>> No.16158146

>>16158126
I microwave them for a bit then wrap them in bacon and finish in the toaster oven.

>> No.16158496
File: 55 KB, 828x665, 1589629983617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16158496

>the year 201x
>times are hard and stores are closed
>be starving
>find a can of hotdogs, a small amount of rice and a can of peas
>decide to make hotdog pilav
>cut up hotdogs into small pieces
>tfw no oil or fat
>forced to render hotdog grease on low heat
>remove hotdogs from pot
>add rice and fry until translucent
>add peas and hotdog meat
>cook for a bit then add water
>after 30 minutes hotdog pilav is done
>it's the most vile thing I've ever tasted
>still scarf it down because I'm starving
>spend the next day in hotdog pilav fueled agony
>to this day the smell of hotdogs is enough to ruin my day
>one day American at work brings 'hotdog fried rice' as lunch
>mfw

>> No.16158511
File: 114 KB, 1280x720, hotdogbag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16158511

If you're cooking a whole school of hot dogs, you may as well boil them. Microwaving is great for about two at once, 50 seconds easy.

>> No.16158524

Throw some Oscar Mayer into the wave wrapped up in a pap we r towel for 30 seconds and that shit will make little me sustain until pueberty

>> No.16158743

>>16158126
Next time microwave them in water, then when you think they're nearly done, stop the microwave and put it on defrost mode for a little longer so they don't explode.

>> No.16159093

>>16158126
if they are not all split put back on for 2 more minutes.

>> No.16159483

ForeverKailyn, is that you?

>> No.16159728

>>16158496
>canned hotdogs
you never stood a chance

>> No.16159867
File: 1.52 MB, 3024x2268, yourmomsucksniggerdick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16159867

>>16158126
you can nuke hot dogs without them exploding

>> No.16160439

>>16158496
Next time message me on discord and I'll venmo you some cash for pictures of your dickins

>> No.16161326

>>16158743
>>16159867
ew

>>16159093
yes

>> No.16161337

>>16158126
microwaved bacon. actually pretty decent

>> No.16161381

>>16158126
Browned heated pink slime, keep eating third grade poverty food and you will never feel human again.

>> No.16161385

Who the fuck? What kind of retard just throws them in for over a minute, never bothering g to rearrange them from time to time? Retard fuck. You can have my racist, anti-white coca cola weiner roller, faggot.

>> No.16161393

>>16161385
are you okay

>>16161381
it's yummy

>>16161337
Hell yeah

>> No.16161432

>>16158126
put a paper towel over the hotdog and microwave for a minute

>> No.16161451
File: 52 KB, 768x1024, EED5CF17-6774-4FF8-8E99-9A17BD9AA284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16161451

I put mine on defrost for 8 hours or so before I go to work so they are ready when I get home.

>> No.16161609

>>16158126
Do people not realized most microwaves have a power setting?
Just cook them on a lower power instead of nuking them and they don't explode. I swear, people are fucking retarded.

>> No.16161622

>>16161609
i enjoy them exploded
how are you people not getting this yet

>> No.16161662

>>16158126
They taste better when they explode

>> No.16161701

>>16158126
I prefer boiled hotdogs and drinking the water as a side

>> No.16161727

>>16158126
This again. Listen, the only way to cook a dog is grilling it. Boiling or microwaving is what niggers do.

>> No.16162038

>>16161622
why dont your buy pre exploded hot dogs

>> No.16162065

>>16158496

>canned hotdogs

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.