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Anonymous Sat May 22 23:06:15 2021 No.16157556 [DELETED]

/ck/ humor

>>	Anonymous Sat May 22 23:07:18 2021 No.16157563 >>16157556 >/ck/ humor >0 replies Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 22 23:08:25 2021 No.16157568 >>16157563 this board has been destroyed by vegans and moderators. what do you expect?

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pavlovs autist Sat May 22 23:11:55 2021 No.16157581

Just hit 240lbs. Was 165 before the pandemic. I blame it solely on grubhub, am I able to sue them for causing me to get fat?
I see these commercials all day while watching hulu and it causes me to order more fast food delivery
I used to be able to go for walks, but now I get to the end of my block and I'm out of breath. At first I thought it was covid, but soon realized it wasn't getting better. I was able to determine that grubhub directly caused my health problems and I would like them to pay for what they've done.
is anyone else in the same situation? I think this could be a class action lawsuit

>>	pavlovs autist Sat May 22 23:13:05 2021 No.16157584 >>16157581 see >>16146786 bless archives

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 22 23:14:09 2021 No.16157591 >>16157573 >I'm the best!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 22 23:16:29 2021 No.16157605 >>16157590 that's actually just positively vile. do people never think about the impossibility of properly sanitizing such "dishes"..i would leave a restaurant if ever sreved anything on not-a-dish

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Anonymous Sat May 22 23:26:18 2021 No.16157649

>>16157605
>the impossibility of properly sanitizing such "dishes"
this is true for retarded shit like pallet wood planks and shovel blades (and doubly so for anything made of galvanized steel; that shit is toxic naturally) but as far as retarded plates go, a toilet is basically made of the same stuff as a normal plate. it's just glazed porcelain. if anything it would be EASIER to clean

Anonymous Sat May 22 23:30:46 2021 No.16157679

>>16157649
cleaning something isn't sanitizing it

sanitizing something refers to its surface being brought above boiling point of water...theres probably a specific industry temp

you also can't clean something properly that has a form factor that doesn't fit on normal surfaces. sit the bottom in the sink and clean the top. now the bottom still isn't clean. that's why dishes go in dish washers at restaurants

if it cannot go in a dish washer do not eat off/from it

>>	PAVLOVS AUTIST Sat May 22 23:31:23 2021 No.16157686 >2 Baskets of fries from mcdonalds >2 McDoubles >diet soda

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 22 23:39:36 2021 No.16157735 >>16157679 dish washer here, you're retarded. never ever ever eat out at a restaurant. nothing is clean, everything is cross contaminated.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 22 23:40:25 2021 No.16157741 >>16157735 i already dont eat at restaurants because of that based non retarded 5.25/hr mexican illegal worker bro

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 22 23:58:47 2021 No.16157832 >>16157805 tf is that font

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:01:07 2021 No.16157842 >>16157573 It's just so uninspired that I'd never buy it.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:08:25 2021 No.16157881 >>16157805 guy is so mean

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:11:48 2021 No.16157896 >>16157868 the lapsed veggie and atlanta dip seem kind of neat.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:14:07 2021 No.16157908 >>16157717 That sounds delicious.

Anonymous Sun May 23 00:20:45 2021 No.16157930

>>16157679
wrong, wrong, and wrong

all a dishwasher has to hit is 180F peak to be considered high temp. these dishwashers dont even require soap or sanitizers even in commercial settings as 180F is a good bit above to kill literally anything thats going to be alive on a plate in seconds
low temp dishwashers are like 140F, and require sanitizers
and no, not everything is required to go in to an enclosed or conveyor washer, your desire not to eat from such things is not unreasonable though, but I suggest you avoid restaurants in general then

t. built restaurants

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:21:53 2021 No.16157935 File: 119 KB, 828x1792, jw1efo8ful231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >just had a grape soda >eating raisin bran >gonna have some wine

Anonymous Sun May 23 00:22:49 2021 No.16157942
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My contribution is this pasta which I haven't seen posted in a while:

You will never be a real chef. You have no hat, you have no michelin stars, you don't have knife skills. You are a home cook twisted by Gordon Ramsay and YouTube tutorials into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back line workers mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of your food, your “chef friends” laugh at your ghoulish appron behind closed doors.

Michelin-rated chefs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of culinary evolution have allowed professional chefs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even grillmasters who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a chef. Your chopping rythym is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chef home with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they gets a lick of your bland, under-seasond chicken thighs.

You will never be satiated. You wrench out a fake smile every single meal and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight (in metric).

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a new oven, step in it, and die painfully from self-roasting outside of a mcdonald's. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to eat the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked without your favorite pass-time, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a homecook is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a mediocre BBQer.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>16157903
god i want a gf so fucking bad bros...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:23:01 2021 No.16157944 >>16157930 neat. i guess it'd be my own fault for being part of the party but if someone i knew ordered a fucking toilet shit desert i would punch them in the face, rip my shirt and then run off and never be seen in society again

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:23:36 2021 No.16157947 >>16157573 >the best you'll every taste

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:27:17 2021 No.16157962 >>16157947 >Comes in 4 flavors >Lists 3 flavors This has to be photoshopped, please lord jesus save me, save me from the thought that one of your creations lord sweet god could be so invalid as jack

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:31:01 2021 No.16157977 if jack can get his suace into such prestigious institutions as ACE HARDWARE, I need to start viewing the world with more child-like eyes. anything is possible lol in every picture though of his displays, no bottle has been removed

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:34:03 2021 No.16157993 >>16157868 >arby's menu is completely unchanged and nearly identical to their normal items the arby's is bad meme needs to die matt groenig ruined xoomers by embedding his shit opinions in our subconscious

PAVLOVS AUTIST BTFO Sun May 23 00:34:58 2021 No.16157996

>>16146786
>>16146786
Just hit 240lbs. Was 165 before the pandemic. I blame it solely on grubhub, am I able to sue them for causing me to get fat?
I see these commercials all day while watching hulu and it causes me to order more fast food delivery
I used to be able to go for walks, but now I get to the end of my block and I'm out of breath. At first I thought it was covid, but soon realized it wasn't getting better. I was able to determine that grubhub directly caused my health problems and I would like them to pay for what they've done.
is anyone else in the same situation? I think this could be a class action lawsuit

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 00:48:30 2021 No.16158055 >>16157962 Nah he just missed the comma between Hot BBQ and Teriyaki but then didn't notice it and copied it for the sauce list

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:22:57 2021 No.16158185 >>16157573 Surely he's gotten a cease and desist from Bitmoji for this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:24:12 2021 No.16158191 >>16158049 how did you get this picture of me I'm fat and would totally do that, I love that flavor of sunchips

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:26:06 2021 No.16158196 >>16158185 It's actually a fucking bitmoji? He couldn't even make his own cartoon?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:27:40 2021 No.16158203 >>16158196 when have you ever seen jack actually make something...not just combine things

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:34:38 2021 No.16158235 >>16157590 The hairy arm motherfucker is eating it all he's going for his 5th bite before most get there second.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:36:14 2021 No.16158239 >>16157573 >can't come up with any thing creative >the best! im a big boy im the bestest

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:38:07 2021 No.16158248 >>16158239 honetsly the worst name you could ever give a product and name most likely to get the product overlooked nobody is like "oh shit really? this is the best one yo?"

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:54:10 2021 No.16158294 >>16157573 I'm just amused that it's at an Ace Hardware

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:55:25 2021 No.16158302 File: 95 KB, 550x600, 1620557672008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157556 this thread sucks can we just post afk pizzas

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:56:43 2021 No.16158308 File: 1.96 MB, 300x300, 1603150177231.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158302

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:57:01 2021 No.16158310 File: 200 KB, 680x680, beer&co.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mogged.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:57:45 2021 No.16158312 File: 79 KB, 638x611, 1603142392483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158308

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 01:59:23 2021 No.16158323 File: 721 KB, 672x551, Screenshot_2021-01-25 Vegan Welsh Faggots.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157717 >Daffyd Thomas

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 02:04:32 2021 No.16158346 >>16157679 Dishes aren't put in a sanitizer. But that could be an interesting gimmick for a restaurant. Tableware sanitized to medical standards.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 02:05:35 2021 No.16158349 >>16157996 BEHOLD PAVLOVS AUTIST

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 02:08:03 2021 No.16158359 >>16157563 We don't need a humor general here. That's all the threads. Open any thread, you're guaranteed to laugh your ass off before scrolling to the bottom.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 02:14:06 2021 No.16158377 >>16157624 She's recreating the food the recipe describes, not the recipe. Who does she think she is, Pierre Menard? LOL

Anonymous Sun May 23 02:17:13 2021 No.16158384
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>>16158359
My favourites have to be "that guy who precracks all his eggs into a jar and then complains about them spoiling", "that guy who's allergic to crystals", and "that guy who nearly burned his house down making salt-cured eggs". The new dirt-eating vegan schizo is pretty great, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 02:17:41 2021 No.16158387 >>16158308 the Italian navy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 02:20:58 2021 No.16158400 >>16157590 >You ever had the craving of eating the poop stuck to your toilet? WELL NOW YOU CAN LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASY WITH THIS NEW DISH

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 02:21:33 2021 No.16158405 >>16158361 Nice. I wrote more than one of these posts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 02:23:41 2021 No.16158417 >>16158384 you didn't like the guy who made drained his blood and put it in a cake or whatever it was?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 02:37:03 2021 No.16158468 >>16157993 Arbys is bad because their franchisees are awful. Went to Arbys once since I had a coupon and they didn't even accept it.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 04:00:04 2021 No.16158686 File: 63 KB, 396x540, 1539843776898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158361 The only funny post so far.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 04:03:25 2021 No.16158693 >>16157573 Why is there floss in the beef jerky bag?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 04:08:44 2021 No.16158703 File: 420 KB, 596x767, 98wpurfs0ra41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157556 All good recipes start with the same ingredients

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 04:08:57 2021 No.16158704 >>16158384 >guy who nearly burned his house down making salt-cured eggs I have questions

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 04:34:12 2021 No.16158764 File: 46 KB, 209x205, 1594499051964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157942 That is an excellent pasta. TOP KEK

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 04:38:07 2021 No.16158770 File: 1.91 MB, 3296x2472, 1571376624692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158704 It involved a laser-engraver, homemade cookware, and a lot of salt. You'll find more questions than answers. >>/ck/thread/S12714167

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 04:43:51 2021 No.16158777 >>16157568 This board does not have mods

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 04:48:19 2021 No.16158784 >>16158777 Checked, and true most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 04:58:47 2021 No.16158801 >>16158693 Actually considering how easy jerky gets between your teeth it could actually be useful. So naturally it's anything but floss.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 05:06:12 2021 No.16158818 >>16158323 >Vegan Welsh Faggots WHATS THE DIFFERENCE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 06:34:55 2021 No.16159030 >>16158043 Now THIS is relatable

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 06:58:08 2021 No.16159099 >>16158686 why does this make me nauseous

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 07:05:00 2021 No.16159126 >>16158686 i want to draw these two engaged in combat

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 07:09:09 2021 No.16159133 >>16157942 instead of >this is your fate do >this is what's on your plate but anyway this is gold

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 07:51:04 2021 No.16159243 >>16158294 Ace carrys all sorts of local crap junk food and sodas sometimes.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 08:26:21 2021 No.16159370 >>16158302 >>16158308 >>16158312 >>16158335 >>16158347 do americans really find this stuff funny?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 08:34:46 2021 No.16159384 >>16157590 >do cityfags really

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 08:41:30 2021 No.16159397 >>16159384 Yes, the turd mousse served in a toilet bowl is the latest culinary craze sweeping the nation. It's rare to find a restaurant in a major American city that doesn't have it on the menu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:26:42 2021 No.16159759 File: 90 KB, 640x800, 1605324238903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone got those ck comics of a guy following stupid advice from /ck/? I think one of them was him throwing ice into a deep fryer to check if the oil was hot enough.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:31:18 2021 No.16159784 File: 94 KB, 1125x583, 1265832779417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16159759 i got a whole folder of her art

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:34:42 2021 No.16159805 File: 157 KB, 1262x592, embarrassing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157605 actually believing that they used a formerly used toilet instead of buying one new.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:35:47 2021 No.16159811 >>16157787 nice shoop except those are oxygen absorbers. nice try though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:36:12 2021 No.16159817 >>16159809 >>16159800 >>16159784 reddit as fuck

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:37:57 2021 No.16159833 >>16159817 you're moms reddit, transplant

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:41:22 2021 No.16159853 >>16157573 >The best you'll every taste

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:41:29 2021 No.16159854 >>16159818 I swear I did this once and got a good result. I have not been able to recreate it.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:43:31 2021 No.16159866 File: 43 KB, 680x1020, an excellent meme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16159784 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:45:32 2021 No.16159874 File: 197 KB, 942x652, itwasnottastypizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16159866 this was hers too, based drawfag she used to post under the name AnotherAnon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:49:55 2021 No.16159896 File: 45 KB, 550x400, icefire copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16159866 there's a burichan version of the same thing too

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:52:50 2021 No.16159913 >>16159874 paper does not start to burn till about 451° who cooks a frozen pizza at a temp higher than 350°?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 10:58:21 2021 No.16159940 >>16159913 some artistic license must be allowed it was from a thread of /ck/-related ms paint comics submitted by users back before this board was just reddoot-tier discussion

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:03:32 2021 No.16159964 >>16159370 O B E S E B E S E

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:05:46 2021 No.16159974 >>16159805 actually believing that they buy a brand new toilet for every order.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:06:32 2021 No.16159979 File: 140 KB, 750x1334, drink 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16159817 Why do I get the feeling that calling things "reddit as fuck" is your only contribution to this board?

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:11:21 2021 No.16159999 >>16159913 >who cooks a frozen pizza at a temp higher than 350°? every frozen pizza I've ever seen in my life says to cook at either 400°, 425°, or 450°

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:16:24 2021 No.16160026 File: 135 KB, 750x1334, drink 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16159913 I run my oven as hot as it can get on the rare occasion I make frozen pizza. It's good, but you have to watch it. >>16159999 Powerful digits.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:25:09 2021 No.16160075 >>16159333 Pretty sure this is from German television

Anonymous Sun May 23 11:31:03 2021 No.16160118

>>16157679
>cleaning something isn't sanitizing it
Only correct point, but any soap worth the money has sanitizing agents in it, so you're still an idiot. Wrong.
>sanitizing something refers to its surface being brought above boiling point of water...theres probably a specific industry temp
Oh? You don't even know for sure and you're still spouting off bullshit? Dishes aren't food you fucking retard.
>you also can't clean something properly that has a form factor that doesn't fit on normal surfaces
To me this says "I don't shower, or understand showers."
>sit the bottom in the sink and clean the top. now the bottom still isn't clean.
I don't eat off the bottom of a plate you fucking trog.
>that's why dishes go in dish washers at restaurants
They go there because a machine is cheaper than Jose. That's literally the only difference.
>if it cannot go in a dish washer do not eat off/from it.
Chocolate sauce tastes great off your mom's tits, so I disagree more on specifics here than prinicple.

Good talk faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:32:23 2021 No.16160126 >>16160118 >Blah blah blah I’m a dumb faggot Simmer down little lady

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:33:44 2021 No.16160132 >>16160126 suck me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:33:56 2021 No.16160134 >>16159979 Reddit defense.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:34:59 2021 No.16160138 >>16160132 I can't see it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 11:36:03 2021 No.16160143 >>16157556 I've tried those sushi's and they're actually pretty good, except i don't think mine says flamin hot, I think they use their in-house brand of hot cheeto dust.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:10:13 2021 No.16160293 File: 52 KB, 750x684, 1617954708705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16160147 I want to fuck that food now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:15:58 2021 No.16160327 File: 447 KB, 1000x1368, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16160147 >>16160293 I love the cute edits we get sometimes

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:24:50 2021 No.16160357 File: 88 KB, 736x552, Mett for OP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157556 >22:06:15 >>16157563 >22:07:18

Anonymous Sun May 23 12:25:20 2021 No.16160361

>>16157679
>sanitizing something refers to its surface being brought above boiling point of water...theres probably a specific industry temp
have you ever worked at a restaurant? the dishwashers there get hot as fuck and they aren't little home style unit, they're big industrial contraptions that use a conveyor belt kinda like a commercial pizza oven. you could totally run a toilet through that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:26:02 2021 No.16160364 >>16158310 This is a truly postpostmodern meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:33:27 2021 No.16160398 File: 61 KB, 1024x580, monroe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16160361 >the dishwashers there get hot as fuck and they aren't little home style unit This makes me picture a smoking hot Latina with a fat ass doing the dishes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:36:37 2021 No.16160414 >>16160398 >This makes me picture a smoking hot Latina with a fat ass doing the dishes. it's more common than you think a lot of places, the dishwasher(job) is to pre-wash dishes for the "sanitizer" so it doesnt get gunked up with food

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:39:36 2021 No.16160431 >>16160414 Man, I need to quit medicine and get me a job as a linecook. Most nurses here are white and married.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:41:35 2021 No.16160444 >>16160431 if you become a line cook, you are all but guaranteed to do a lot of cocaine and become a pedo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:42:20 2021 No.16160447 >>16159780 You're not racist, you just went to a shit tier 'sturant

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:51:11 2021 No.16160500 File: 326 KB, 1200x1600, How gringos pit avocados.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158384 Why do people have so much trouble with avocados?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:56:08 2021 No.16160523 >>16160500 >Work as doctor >get free avocado Based work.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 12:58:56 2021 No.16160539 >>16160500 haha i almost did that once ahah. im a stupid gringo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:09:30 2021 No.16160581 >>16157573 >best bbq sauce you ever taste >sold at hardware store

Anonymous Sun May 23 13:16:01 2021 No.16160618

>>16160500
it's a meme food marketed to beardo hipsters and soy latte swilling staceys. neither of those people have ever cooked in their lives before the SMASHED AND SLAMMED AVO TOAST craze so the incidence of culinary accidents went up, and all the photos are from avo' related shit

same for covid and suddenly everyone smoking their houses out trying to bake bread

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:22:03 2021 No.16160640 One time I unscrewed the salt shaker at a local mom and pop diner hehe imagine the shock of the next guy that tried to use it!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:22:42 2021 No.16160642 >>16160444 >become All men are pedos. Most are in denial.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:23:04 2021 No.16160646 >>16160500 Legit question, you need to be mono-neuronal to have problems with avocado, fuck it, you didnt need knife to that n the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:23:25 2021 No.16160647 >>16159384 Hustle and bustle

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:25:25 2021 No.16160652 File: 85 KB, 800x800, 800-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:27:07 2021 No.16160655 >>16160618 That's a fair point. It wouldn't surprise me if something similar happened when axe throwing got popular with the same crowd.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:31:52 2021 No.16160675 >>16159306 >american cooking.webm >clearly european. Possibly german

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:37:57 2021 No.16160711 >>16158361 thank you for this, I will save it for posterity https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2021/05/food-blog-cxxxix.html

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:38:07 2021 No.16160714 >>16160147 >>16160327 :3

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:43:25 2021 No.16160749 >>16160500 why do people try to knife out the avocado pit? if it's ripe, can't you just give it a little twist and it pops right out?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:51:27 2021 No.16160787 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mdMCrzI7lY

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:54:05 2021 No.16160802 >>16160749 You used the question mark incorrectly in your second sentence. Fix yourself, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:54:32 2021 No.16160804 >>16157573 i actually saw this shit while at ace, dare i buy next time i have to go buy moar screws?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 13:56:34 2021 No.16160809 >>16160804 Yes. They're out of print so are going to become very valuable.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:02:13 2021 No.16160829 >>16158308 it was the italian navy's finest warship...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:03:10 2021 No.16160834 >>16160802 no i didnt. it is an honest question and interrogative syntax was used. bomb yourself, ESL

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:06:39 2021 No.16160846 >>16160802 r u a retrard?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:12:06 2021 No.16160884 >>16157735 I remember cleaning dishes at whataburger, I never used hot water to clean those trays lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:30:28 2021 No.16161002 >>16158043 lol I thought I was The only one who did that lol. Ruined mom’s flats that way lol

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:32:15 2021 No.16161007 File: 81 KB, 1077x1518, more typical vk posters.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158361 here's the next work in progress

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:35:26 2021 No.16161019 File: 130 KB, 1202x254, YoEeY4q.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:35:55 2021 No.16161022 >>16157935 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:36:28 2021 No.16161027 File: 263 KB, 561x1920, 1463935357175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:39:41 2021 No.16161035 File: 113 KB, 835x1024, F92E968F-31D5-470E-914E-083E05D22662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157568

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:50:05 2021 No.16161063 >>16159817 dude shut up its nice

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:56:25 2021 No.16161086 File: 499 KB, 700x525, lil_buco_peanut_butter_jelly_uncrusted_bread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161035 >Soyface >iPhone iShould go back in time and kill Steve Jobs so you people stay off the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:57:12 2021 No.16161089 >>16160834 >>16160846 Really pathetic, samefag. Learn how to speak before your act this retarded again.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:58:22 2021 No.16161095 File: 3.23 MB, 400x220, 1555096914183.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161086 >pic

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 14:59:35 2021 No.16161099 >>16161089 m8 you have schizophrenia

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:00:30 2021 No.16161103 File: 479 KB, 697x525, lil_buco_capri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161095

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:00:48 2021 No.16161105 >>16161007 >Shit always floats on water no matter what you eat. inspirational

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:01:39 2021 No.16161107 File: 1.44 MB, 292x292, 1612413907552.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161007 >I like cooking with Cerebral Palsy. The fuck is wrong with her though lol

Anonymous Sun May 23 15:02:45 2021 No.16161116
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>>16161086
the irony is layered like an onion
old steve was a level 7 vegan or some shit and would have embraced alternative foods
then we've got iphonefag up there literally making fun of the kinds of food that steve jobs would have willingly eaten

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:13:26 2021 No.16161148 >>16157868 trawler's haul made me lol

Anonymous Sun May 23 15:19:11 2021 No.16161176
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>>16161116
No fucking kidding. Remember when Apple fags were the stereotype of the effeminate male? And now they're here en masse calling people cucks and posting soyjaks.

Weirds me out.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:20:29 2021 No.16161183 File: 21 KB, 640x480, 1614619203728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158770 what the holy fuck did I just read

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:35:21 2021 No.16161249 File: 562 KB, 1263x4938, 1MGET.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:36:35 2021 No.16161257 File: 29 KB, 379x723, 2MGET.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:48:01 2021 No.16161315 File: 687 KB, 1216x2000, 1437454102697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:56:10 2021 No.16161344 None of these are funny. This board sucks

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:57:43 2021 No.16161348 >>16157766 what's quebecois about this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 15:59:52 2021 No.16161362 >>16158308 we deliver by land AND sea

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:00:01 2021 No.16161363 File: 177 KB, 550x795, 1299420957268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:01:25 2021 No.16161372 >>16161348 nothing at all. anglos are retards who think all french-speaking culture is the same. just look at the beret. who the fuck in quebec even owns a beret other than the Van Dooz(22e infants)?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:01:28 2021 No.16161374 File: 346 KB, 1443x661, 1501941520827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161344 well, you're not helping it buddy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:03:36 2021 No.16161379 File: 140 KB, 989x373, Chicken Kiev.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] things were simpler back in those days

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:03:57 2021 No.16161380 >>16161374 >olive oil >no flavor nani the fuck? you can't even use it to grease pans because it makes everything taste like fucking olives.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:12:24 2021 No.16161414 File: 133 KB, 819x895, tomate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:13:26 2021 No.16161422 File: 365 KB, 640x720, grrrr8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:15:30 2021 No.16161430 File: 22 KB, 330x381, Gordon Ramsey wrinkles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:23:07 2021 No.16161463 >>/ck/thread/S11590440

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:27:29 2021 No.16161472 >>16161374 Rapeseed aka canola is genuinely the worst oil for anything other than baking, try harder.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:36:42 2021 No.16161500 >>16161380 >>16161472 Back before you were born the virgin vs. Chad thing was a joke and not just another >thing I dislike vs thing I like

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:37:29 2021 No.16161505 >>16158361 90% of those are correct

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:38:19 2021 No.16161513 https://web.archive.org/web/20200502192533/https://medium.com/@carenawhite/why-you-need-to-stop-baking-bread-cf6b77bd7c56 An instant classic.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:40:43 2021 No.16161525 File: 62 KB, 400x533, 1451452777368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161380 >>16161472 ah, the fun police have arrived

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:42:38 2021 No.16161531 File: 58 KB, 497x512, 1505930016568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161513 what a shithead

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:44:17 2021 No.16161540 >>16161463 SOUP CYLINDERS!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:45:50 2021 No.16161544 File: 9 KB, 249x249, Battle chef Cocks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161525 >Pouring one out for the Stacies

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:46:08 2021 No.16161545 >>16160500 How does that even happen? I cut up tons of avocados daily, I hack the pit with a knife to pull it out and slam the flat part of the blade on the side of the trash to pop it off. What absolute retard stabs at the thing to remove it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:54:40 2021 No.16161570 >>16159784 >her >>16159874 >attention whoring namefag

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:57:15 2021 No.16161580 File: 73 KB, 1242x1124, food blogs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:57:20 2021 No.16161582 >>16161372 Seething

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 16:59:39 2021 No.16161593 >>16161570 This board is reddit 2.0, so don't be surprised

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:00:27 2021 No.16161599 File: 605 KB, 1280x1280, 1612546688.dreamandnightmare_tony_beard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161422 Tony is pretty daddy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:02:20 2021 No.16161612 File: 95 KB, 400x300, All it's gonna cost is an arm and a leg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161580 Clearly it's been too long since I've watched FMA.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:05:48 2021 No.16161632 >>16161372 accurate quebecers hate the french

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:07:36 2021 No.16161644 File: 24 KB, 460x400, 1544413701086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:08:50 2021 No.16161653 File: 99 KB, 750x1046, do americans really.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:10:20 2021 No.16161656 >>16157868 I must have seen this when I was ten or something, I've had the ghost taco and the ghost taco supreme on my brain for the last decade.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:10:26 2021 No.16161657 >>16161653 thats a big rib. wtf animal is that? even a moose isnt that large

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:11:01 2021 No.16161665 File: 214 KB, 345x336, 1620093503301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161463 >someone ran a solidworks simulation gold thread

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:13:23 2021 No.16161679 >>16161653 Based

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:14:12 2021 No.16161683 File: 382 KB, 640x483, Pizza in bed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158302

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:15:04 2021 No.16161686 >>16161657 Thats from a cow...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:21:41 2021 No.16161725 >>16158049 kek that's amazing

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:23:11 2021 No.16161733 >>16159974 they only need to buy one new toilet and wash it just like any ol' dish, anon take your pills

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:25:31 2021 No.16161750 File: 87 KB, 1121x282, blessed ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157556 I would try that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:30:48 2021 No.16161769 >>16161657 ever seen a cow in real life?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:31:50 2021 No.16161774 >>16161750 why does this make me laugh

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:35:24 2021 No.16161791 File: 1.98 MB, 500x225, Homer laughing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158770 >it was oversalted

Anonymous Sun May 23 17:40:08 2021 No.16161810

>need one ingredient
>go to grocery store to buy it
>come how
>realize I purchased a bunch of stuff but none were the one thing I needed
fuuuuuu

Okay, Mask off: Thanks for reading my ted talk. I don't know who needs to hear this but you're breath taking. Sir, this is an arbys. #relatable

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:41:16 2021 No.16161816 >>16159913 >paper does not start to burn till about 451° HOLY SHIT is that why that book is called that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:43:42 2021 No.16161827 >>16161027 epic troll.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:47:59 2021 No.16161852 >>16161769 >>16161686 maybe it just looks bigger than it is. the perspective is a little wonky here

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:53:09 2021 No.16161883 File: 67 KB, 880x543, architect4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161816 isn't that actually explained on the first page? I haven't read it in ages.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:57:46 2021 No.16161907 File: 2.91 MB, 852x480, Bryan Cranston stars in Pierce Brosnan biopic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161883

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:58:56 2021 No.16161911 >>16161027 i actually dont get it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 17:59:29 2021 No.16161913 File: 24 KB, 320x403, fJnEbwC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161816 yeah he called the fire department and asked what ambient temp will paper ignite at and the guy says 451 and hangs up

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:00:30 2021 No.16161918 File: 143 KB, 438x231, 1567598126600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161883 Got enough kettles there pierce?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:01:28 2021 No.16161924 >>16161911 Are you being serious? It's a simple play on words. A simple pun. A joke a child learning his fractions for the first time would understand.

Anonymous Sun May 23 18:04:36 2021 No.16161931
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>>16161911
recipe calls for 2.25 cups of flour but this retard read it as "two 1/4c scoops of flour" which is only half a cup total and the reason he's dumb is the recipe would have said "1/2c of flour" if that's what they wanted

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:05:36 2021 No.16161937 >>16158777 You can easily get banned for saying nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:08:22 2021 No.16161947 File: 54 KB, 1920x1080, sam-mgrr-dlc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158770 Will we ever see threads like this again?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:10:01 2021 No.16161952 File: 50 KB, 300x267, 1620262346812.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157942 Superb pasta

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:10:25 2021 No.16161953 File: 85 KB, 640x808, 1568158241031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161947 RIP Dinotendies

Anonymous Sun May 23 18:10:27 2021 No.16161954
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>>16161918
I've actually had these

french languages about LOL PAIN BRAED aside these buns are fucking horrible

they're incredibly dense and are all but guaranteed to hurt your guts. but canadian IMPs (MRE equivalent) aren't full of laxative powder like the american MREs seem to be, so they sit real heavy and fuck you up all day

same for the peanut butter, it's like eating wet plaster mix. It tastes good and I'm sure it's nutritious but it's not the kind of stuff you want to eat before a running gun battle

interestingly, the coffee packets are a mix of beige packets of "Coffee, Instant" and chinese nescafe lmao. same for the desserts. some have a pouch of fake pie, some just have a chinese Snickers. it's weird

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:11:38 2021 No.16161963 >>16161947 Dude that shit wasn't even 2 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:13:51 2021 No.16161978 File: 224 KB, 1280x720, cheese thread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157556 food shots that look like hardcore porn

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:14:48 2021 No.16161983 >>16160075 >Mett >Maggi It is

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:16:40 2021 No.16161994 >>16161983 No no it is Austrian I swear

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:23:50 2021 No.16162037 >>16161907 Why is he trying to make his wife fat?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:24:45 2021 No.16162040 >>16161994 same thing

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:25:28 2021 No.16162046 File: 54 KB, 342x420, Sonic ass man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16162037

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:27:09 2021 No.16162054 >>16159306 I've always wondered what those chocolate things in 00:37 are

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:27:18 2021 No.16162055 >>16161027 LOL

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:29:43 2021 No.16162064 >>16161372 >"all anglos are retards" >romance languages are literally only spoken in shitholes Like serious fucking shitholes. France, Spain, Mexico, Romania, Quebec, Haiti

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:32:57 2021 No.16162073 File: 27 KB, 680x510, 10 years too late.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Quebec is so powerful it is listed among actual cuntries like France and Spain DO WHAT YOU WANT WE'VE ALREADY WON

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:38:25 2021 No.16162101 File: 2 KB, 164x273, trooa1-4-i.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161954 >canadian imps

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:39:24 2021 No.16162106 >>16162101 he doesnt have a cacodemon suffocating on his dick so it's not really canadian

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:42:00 2021 No.16162120 File: 60 KB, 480x389, FullSizeRender_1_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16159370 yes, I do. but not as funny as beans in places where there shouldn't be beans.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:42:28 2021 No.16162123 >>16158777 I made a (joke) post a while back about how /ck/ was my only social interaction because of the lockdowns and I'd be a mental wreck if I couldn't post here. Got banned for a couple days, which I have to admit is pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:47:44 2021 No.16162145 >>16162123 jannies are jealous of people who find fulfillment here

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:47:50 2021 No.16162148 >>16157832 Go back to rėddit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:52:10 2021 No.16162164 >>16161422 >FeinBERG

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 18:58:21 2021 No.16162183 File: 149 KB, 1280x720, sauce dripping.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161978

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 19:01:03 2021 No.16162193 File: 142 KB, 1000x1000, strawberry biter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16162183 >>16161978

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 19:03:52 2021 No.16162202 >>16162193 >>16162183 >>16161978 the thirst exhibited by these posts is UNBELIEVABLE hopefully onlyfans will get hacked and your credit card will be compromised

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 19:14:59 2021 No.16162261 >>16162193 how the fuck is this dogshit any way humor? do society a favor and huff on a tailpipe you fucking mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 19:16:26 2021 No.16162271 >>16162120 how old are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 19:19:27 2021 No.16162282 >>16162054 Maybe chocolate covered marshmallows.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 19:32:08 2021 No.16162333 >>16162164 >jews vs furries Who should I side with? They're both my sworn enemies...............

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 19:47:09 2021 No.16162399 I'm surprised nobody has posted the blue sprinkles ramen yet

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 19:49:42 2021 No.16162415 >>16157942 Tempted to post in Ragusea's comment section

Anonymous Sun May 23 19:52:25 2021 No.16162424
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>>16162399
dessert ramen is a common... not a trope, but it's something a lot of people have independently come up with and tried out, to varying success. it's not so striking anymore either, since the average american supper is basically this but without the noodles

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 19:53:02 2021 No.16162429 >>16157590 This is from an Israeli restaurant from around Tel Aviv

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:04:06 2021 No.16162481 >>16161103 I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:05:28 2021 No.16162484 >>16158196 He might be able to scoot by on fair use and an abstract claim of a right to publicity, but both would require twisting copyright/trademark law to a great degree.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:11:22 2021 No.16162522 File: 15 KB, 600x375, comeonnowhotline.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161374 >Canola oil w/ fake truffle flavor added >Not Grapeseed, Avacado, Ghee, or Tallow for high heat cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 20:15:05 2021 No.16162542 File: 247 KB, 393x525, lil_buco_grilled_cheese_coins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16162481

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:11:59 2021 No.16162759 >>16162522 Hmm

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:36:47 2021 No.16162894 >>16157573 FUCK MY FACE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:38:36 2021 No.16162908 >>16162429 Typical

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:41:01 2021 No.16162923 >>16158387 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:45:03 2021 No.16162945 >>16162183 Imagine the smell.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 21:59:53 2021 No.16163023 File: 617 KB, 678x950, 1599456600631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161035

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:00:19 2021 No.16163025 File: 202 KB, 499x279, you-havent-thought-of-the-smell-you-bitch-39241843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16162945

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:04:34 2021 No.16163048 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, chinese food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16159333 >that's a nice trick, onion inside meat. i bet it'll taste great gril-

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:04:38 2021 No.16163049 >>16157573 >Comes in 4 flavors >BBQ, Hot BBQ Teriyaki, Jamaican Jerk

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:10:45 2021 No.16163084 >>16163048 Does that shit break at the end?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:14:06 2021 No.16163104 >>16161379 >Then everything changed when the 'goza posters attacked

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:16:37 2021 No.16163119 >>16163104 I just switched to w10 and now my ublock doesn't work anymore. Went to watch a youtube video and saw a Fazzoli's ad and it filled me with warmth of all the shitposting years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:17:23 2021 No.16163126 >>16163084 Breaks out your asshole then you're hungry again ten minutes later.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:23:21 2021 No.16163152 >>16157993 Arbys on paper isnt bad but theyre all dirty

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:33:59 2021 No.16163219 File: 215 KB, 806x908, 1535292668009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:49:23 2021 No.16163293 >>16160447 >sturant I think I am going to vomit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:50:44 2021 No.16163304 >>16160134 exhibit a

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:52:00 2021 No.16163313 File: 69 KB, 564x752, bein cheezy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 22:56:48 2021 No.16163344 >>16161911 OP baited /ck/ faggots because /ck/ is the board most frequented by the humourless retards who just discovered 4chan and still wonder where the upvote button is.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:00:24 2021 No.16163363 >>16161653 the customers the one eating it, who cares?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:03:40 2021 No.16163381 File: 109 KB, 558x559, 1488068973119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16163363 well done with chup bro detected

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:05:10 2021 No.16163383 >>16162945 the lingering smell of semen in her peroxide forward hair, probably also wax from the cheap makeup and the faint odor of eau du crack on her breath. The food probably smells fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:06:47 2021 No.16163390 >>16163344 Tell us all a joke funny guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:12:36 2021 No.16163413 >>16157568 The vegans are the worst. You're having a pleasant conversation about something and they come into the thread screaming about things you literally do not give two shits about.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:13:39 2021 No.16163416 >>16158384 >Kyocera knife I thought they only made rugged phones. I'll have to give their knives a try some time

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:14:51 2021 No.16163424 File: 74 KB, 500x552, mcnuggies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:15:15 2021 No.16163426 >>16163381 Why do troons think Felix is gay or part of their inane cult? Do they not pay attention to dialogue?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:15:59 2021 No.16163430 >>16163390 I put all my savings into doge

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:21:05 2021 No.16163446 File: 128 KB, 634x1107, 1490918124811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16163426 you will never live in an anime

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:23:59 2021 No.16163453 >>16163446 >anti-anime schizo >post twitter screenshots

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:25:01 2021 No.16163457 >>16163416 >picture of a shattered knife >OH MAN, I GOTTA TRY THAT

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:30:53 2021 No.16163477 File: 31 KB, 370x350, bread.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16163453 Anime is for kids :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:35:04 2021 No.16163495 >>16158235 Lol

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:44:53 2021 No.16163537 >>16161653 This is actually a really good idea

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:47:44 2021 No.16163549 >>16162415 Do it, he’ll probably make a multi-comment reply

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:51:24 2021 No.16163565 File: 22 KB, 245x51, Screenshot_2020-01-22 ck - Thoughts on Adam Ragusea I think hes one of the b - Food Cooking - 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16162415 >>16163549

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:53:48 2021 No.16163576 File: 14 KB, 341x606, 1618175731937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161978

>>	Anonymous Sun May 23 23:57:06 2021 No.16163586 >>16163576 Something is suspect about this ice cream

Anonymous Mon May 24 00:03:54 2021 No.16163620

>>16162123
I got a ban for making a thread about a /ck/ sticky and posted sticky foods. I got banned for that. I got banned for some dumb joke I made and I'm pretty sure it was harmless and on topic.

Putting together a single post with some cooking basics or anything else for this board isn't a bad idea. The mods of this board are beyond fucking useless.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 00:08:05 2021 No.16163650 >>16158361 Wow

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 00:12:09 2021 No.16163672 >>16160132 Your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 00:16:04 2021 No.16163684 >>16159817 Yeah it is but most of the dumbasses here these days are redditors anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 00:19:10 2021 No.16163698 >>16161653 Some good blue cheese crumbled and melted onto a steak is actually fucking fantastic, but American cheese would suck

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 00:43:38 2021 No.16163785 >>16163426 Isn't he? Then again maybe I'm thinking of a different cat famboy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 01:00:47 2021 No.16163872 >>16158686 brutal mog

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 01:01:06 2021 No.16163877 >>16160581 >knows his clientele

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 01:06:06 2021 No.16163898 >>16163363 that customer is clearly in pain and should be put down

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 01:17:11 2021 No.16163931 >>16163477 >underage See you in a week :)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 01:36:19 2021 No.16163994 >>16163672 jor momee suck on my pee pee las nite

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 03:02:50 2021 No.16164254 >>16162064 >England: acid attacks and knife bins >America: BLM trannies etc >Anglo-Canada: same as America plus WASPs extinct and inundated with zhangs and pajeets Yeah things are going so great for the anglosphere (not shitholes!)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 03:07:04 2021 No.16164263 >>16163446 Tbf those leaves are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon May 24 03:07:39 2021 No.16164264 >>16161907 >Architect at work

Anonymous Mon May 24 05:16:56 2021 No.16164572

>>16161007
I was there for the cerebral palsy one, it was pretty funny.

It's absolutely possible to become dehydrated from drinking liquids, though, seawater being the most famous example.

Strangely, the last time I pointed this out some Anon lost his shit at me.

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