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>not trusting the Gortons fisherman

>> No.16157229

>Slade Gorton never caught a fish in his life
>was actually a manager for a cotton mill until it burned down
>bought fish at market and made them into cakes

How am I to trust this man?

>> No.16157259

>>16157229
Look at his matching hat and coat though.

>> No.16157317

He's Gordon to me

>> No.16157334

HNTRUST TH GAWWWTINSFISH N'MAN

>> No.16158087

>>16157259
Yeah it looks like he just bought that gear because he's a poser. Fuck this guy.

>> No.16158123

>>16157229
After 1 minute on google this is false

>> No.16158197
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16158197

are they related?!

>> No.16158230

>>16158197
Yes every sea captain knows every other sea captain in the world

>> No.16158373

>>16157157
never touching frozen fish sticks/patties again.
They're way too greasy.

>> No.16158379

>>16157229
That beard can't be wrong

>> No.16159234

>>16158087
t. fish

>> No.16159300

>>16157157
>invented the fish stick

Neat.

>> No.16159369

>>16157157
For me it's Van de Kamp's®, the best frozen processed seafood in flyover country. Mrs Paul sucks cock in the galley after midnight.

>> No.16159374

>>16157157
I would trust this man with my life.
And it wouldn't be the first time. Trust needs to be earned, and he has passed the acid test.

>> No.16159379

>>16157317
well you're wrong

>> No.16159387

>>16157317
Sounds like you fell victim to the Mandingo effect

>> No.16160047
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16160047

>>16159369
she any good?

>> No.16160071

I don't trust food with a white person on the box. I instantly assume it's bland and flavorless, lacking in any and all seasonings or spice.

>> No.16160079

>>16158197
They were classmates at Sea Captain U