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Cheers, /ck/.

>> No.16156728

>>16156703
That's a woman

>> No.16156727

That's a man

>> No.16156732

>>16156703
tits or gtfo ... nvm no tits, just gtfo

>> No.16156734

>>16156727
>>16156728
I’m a pansexual so either way I’m whackin it

>> No.16156738

OP here I'm trans btw

>> No.16156742
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>>16156703
cheers, man. you will never be a real woman.

>> No.16156743

>>16156734
yeah same, they cute

>> No.16156745

>>16156742
Her name is Ariel Demure, which is a woman’s name. I don’t think a dude would be named Ariel

>> No.16156752

I couldn't care less if you suck dicks or not but at least do your nails properly jesus

>> No.16156753

>>16156703
I can't drink alcohol on account of being a retard, ma'am. But a toast TO FUCKIN!!!

>> No.16156760

I hate sharpie brows

>> No.16156765

>>16156745
The shoulders give it away

>> No.16156777

>>16156703
Cheers, im drinking a mix of 4loko sour apple, mikes hard cranberry, and a white claw

>> No.16156778

im not gay but damn ur hot

>> No.16156797

>>16156760
When I was a teen the popular thing was pencil thin eyebrows. It got to the point where some girls basically had no eyebrows. Now every young woman seems to try to out caterpillar each other with their brows. Females are fucking weird.

>> No.16156817

>>16156797
I like the bushy eyebrows because it’s a signal of how bushy their pussy will be
>t. Degenerate hair enjoyer

>> No.16156880

>>16156817
They're not bushy, it's obviously drawn on.

>> No.16156884

>>16156817
That is another thing that was popular when I was young, girls shaving their vajoos. I hated it because I don't want my women to look like 12 year old girls.

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>>16156817
Are you saying...?

>> No.16156894

>>16156765
They sag like a feeble woman / bitchboi

>> No.16156911
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>>16156703
Hello dolly! You single? You like sitting on faces?

>> No.16156945

>>16156777
Say it after me !!! WHITE BOI SUMMMER YAAAY !!! You go gurl!!!

>> No.16156961

>>16156703
If penis, then mega smash.

>> No.16156994

>>16156884
I like a shaved snatch. Easier to get real gynecological.

>> No.16157002

>>16156994
The musk doesn’t linger long in a tidy pussy.
I like to smell the day my bitch had while I’m eating her out

>> No.16157069

>>16156911
terunofuji gives me serial killer vibes. I'll stick with wakatakakage

>> No.16157104

>>16157002
I think when I was younger I liked funky pussy. These days shaved and showered is my preference. My wife is clean and not very hairy so I don’t need her to be bald but it’s nice when she is. I think it’s a psychological reaction to my ex-wife who revealed herself to be a disgusting pig when she knew it was too late for me to back out.

>> No.16157113

>>16157104
My gf just got waxed and it’s a fun way to change things up. But I always tell her to let it go crazy and she says she prefers it maintained

>> No.16157136
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>>16157069
>terunofuji gives me serial killer vibes
Look at him, anon. Hes happy as can be. I just post that other pic, because I get that look on my face too

>> No.16157166

>>16157136
>ywn contentedly rub your face against his stretch marks as you big spoon him after a hot, sweaty slap session
why even live

>> No.16157329

>>16157166
Ok chud

>> No.16157352

>>16157329
post tummy

>> No.16157362
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>>16157352

>> No.16157379

>>16157362
god that happy trail belongs on alltrails.com trademarksymbol.utf8

>> No.16157382

>>16156734
Faggot

>> No.16157415

>>16157382
I’m have 1+ 2x the sex you’re getting, incel. ( had to add the +1 since I know you’ve never had sex )

>> No.16157424

>>16157382
KEK

>> No.16157425
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what do trannies taste like

>> No.16157447
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>>16157166
>rub your face against his stretch marks as you big spoon him...
Wouldn't that make you the small spoon, if you're rubbing face against his belly?

>>16157329
>pic related

>> No.16157455

>>16157415
Trump lost chud

>> No.16157459

>>16157455
You spelled Chad wrong there buddy boy

>> No.16157460

>>16157447
no. I'm tall and bendy

>> No.16157501

>>16157425
Delusional self-importance with a hint of suicidal ideation

>> No.16157516
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>>16157460
>I'm tall and bendy
Post wrist. 99% scale of Terunofuji here, and interested

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>>16157516
based bulkchad. too bad i'm drunk, married and alone tonight

>> No.16157617

>>16157460
post feet

>> No.16157628
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>>16156745
>Demure
100% a self-selected name, this is not a normal family name

why do trannies always pick the lamest and most obviously troon'd out names?

>> No.16157662

>>16157628
I went to school with a girl named Demure. I think it’s Slavic. She was not a tranny, I guarantee you that. This was the early 90s, btw, well before the current situation.

>> No.16157680

>>16157501
They said trannies, not /ck/

>> No.16157683

>>16157662
does that lace-obsessed man pussy in the op look slavic to you? is ariel a slavic name? shut up tranny

>> No.16157707

>>16156734
>pansexual
you mean bisexual.

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>>16157614
>married
Damn, but I guess the good ones get hitched first. And you're a double tease btw, with those cookies there too

>> No.16157716

>>16157516
why are you so fat?

>> No.16157726
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>>16157516
ey it's joe ligotti de guy from boaston

>> No.16157729

>>16157709
ten years, not all good ones but you know it is what it is. I'll share some with you in spirit, have some beef tips cooking too I'll esoterically plump you up with

>> No.16157743

>>16156732
Kek.

>> No.16157746

the thirst itt is unbelievable. go back to gaia you white knight losers

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>>16157716
What's your problem with it? You jealous, twig-boy?

>>16157726
Hey, fo'ge' 'bout it! Make sure no moolies come 'round

>>16157729
Mmmm...beef tips
>mfw

>> No.16157810

>>16157362
Don't know why but I'm rooting for this guy

>> No.16157848

>>16156703
It's funny how Kim Kardashian looks like a tranny nowadays due to her copious amount of plastic surgery.