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>> No.16152885

fuck off with this gay ass poser

>> No.16152930

>>16152818
>How to scam richfags out of silly amounts of money

>> No.16152932

>>16152885
This. I am disgusted by him. Anyone who dressed as Castro when opening a restaurant in Miami is an ignorant fool.

>> No.16153014
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>>16152885
>>16152932
>perfecting the art of cutting meat is gay
no.

>> No.16153103

>>16152818
>using the rib bone as a burger holder
That's actually kino

>> No.16153268

>>16152818
is he a little bit retarded? the way he stands is like when mild retards focus entirely on a simple task and forget about the dump in their pants

>> No.16153355

>>16152818
Salt Bae is actually Kurdish.

>> No.16153369

This guy's 15 minutes STILL isn't up?

>> No.16153375

>>16153369
He's just a forced meme at this point.

>> No.16153392

>>16153369
No one even says bae anymore.

>> No.16153419

>>16152818
>losing half the cheese on the table

>> No.16153492

I've never understood how this guy is connected to the defense industry or how he got BAE to sponsor him.

>> No.16153809

>>16152818
such a manlet

>> No.16153902

>>16152818
>>16153014
I hope they deport him back to his shithole country and ISIS gets their hands on his haram ass.

>> No.16153959

>>16152932
> dressed as Castro opening a restaurant in the US
wtf I love this retarded fucking memelord now

>> No.16153961

>>16153902
Do you often have these homosexual fantasies?

>> No.16154182

>>16153492
made me chuckle

>> No.16154208

>>16152818
>Turkish meat cutter
>webm doesn't show him cutting meat
How about you start first?

>> No.16154219

>>16152818
Who has the webm where he spreads the meat open like pussy lips and gives it a little slap?

>> No.16154240
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>>16152818
This guy used to work with this nutcase and apparently they are still on friendly terms

>> No.16154587

>>16153355
I thought he was a Turk

>> No.16154649

>>16152932
Thats actually based.

>> No.16155599

>>16154587
Turkish by nationality, Kurdish by ethnicity. At least according to Wikipedia.

>> No.16155734

>>16152818
This faggot is a total hack. I guess he's good at entertaining retarded children though.

>> No.16155844

>ITT: Betas hating on Salt Bae for no other reason than their deep-seated insecurities
I fucking hate 4chan

>> No.16156965

>>16154587
There are like 15 different ethnic groups in Turkey.

>> No.16157464
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>>16154240

>> No.16157472

>>16155844
Ok chud

>> No.16157487

>>16157472
Ah, so the hate is political. That explains a lot.

>> No.16157528

>>16152818
simple
rustic
delicious

>> No.16157599
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>> No.16157611

>>16157487
Trump lost chud

>> No.16158199

>>16157599
why is he fucking the meat

>> No.16158426

>>16152818
>>16154240
>>16154245
>>16157599
>That'll be $1600 plus tip

>> No.16158512

>>16157599
why yes I do love greviously oversalted meat that contains your armhair and ballsweat

>> No.16158698

/r/ing the mock ones with the cop and the kids.

>> No.16158792
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>>16152818

>> No.16158808

>>16158792
lmao that guy looks like he is either cumming or having a heart attack

>> No.16159105

>>16153014
>BUZZFEED RESEARCHERS FOUND MEAT CUTTING IS AN ART FORM! TRUST THE SCIENCE BRO!!!!

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>>16158808
both

>> No.16159274

>>16159105
>10 out of 8 doctors SAYS that THIS is the trick to prevent heart diseases it's like a POWER wash for your gut!

>> No.16159285

>>16158792
Old guy is having a boner.

>> No.16159290

>>16152818
ngl that looks great

>> No.16160146

>>16159285
>old guy
Do you not recognize who that is?

>> No.16160208

>>16159290
> egg
> No salad
> No sauce
It could be nice but was solely made for show

>> No.16160210

>>16160146
Some sports star from a third world country?

>> No.16160240

>>16160146
honestly looks like Nathan Lane

>> No.16160253

>>16157464
mmmm yeah that's what I want, food that smells like latex

>> No.16160270

>>16160253
well anon you can remove the condom before giving the blowjob, duh

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>>16158426

>> No.16160303

>>16160277
That's for at least 3 people though. ~2k/head is still pants on head retarded, but slightly less than ~6k.

>> No.16160310

>>16160277
>#SaltBae Passion
$30
>Sprite
$10
>French Fries
$15
>Mashed Potato
$19
>Spinach
$19
>Sweet Corns
$19
The Armenian genocide was morally justifiable imo.

>> No.16160311

>>16160277
wtf is a service charge?

>> No.16160316

>>16160277
>1 sprite 10.00
>1 espresso 5.95
based

>> No.16160318

>>16160311
A European forced tip.

>> No.16160319

>>16160311
Mandatory tip. Then add the """voluntary""" tip on top of that.

>> No.16160320

>>16160277
This guy is the greatest scammer since bernie madoff, holy shit. 80 bucks for a plate of spaghet that costs less than two dollars to make. LOL

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>>16160318
>>16160319
>mfw

>> No.16160336

>>16160277
So how does he get away with these prices? Is it really just the old meme of him sprinkling salt on stuff in his weird autistic way? That by itself allows him to charge 10-50x prices?

>> No.16160352

>>16160318
>A European forced tip
>miami is in europe
I know american education gets memed on for being shit, but come on.

>> No.16160437

>>16154240
Tell me about Bae. Why does he tap the knife?

>> No.16160465
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>> No.16160472

>>16160437
he also has been known to slap the meat like it's his gf's ass or something. real wack job

>> No.16160484

>>16160352
I meant that the concept came from Europe (same as tipping came from the UK). Most other countries don't have that service charges built in. You just pay the menu price.

>> No.16160528

>>16160484
Why are you acting like you think Europe is a single country? Is there mayhaps some truth behind the meme? I live in one of the countries in Europe, and we certainly don't do that service charge thing her. I don't recall any other countries here doing it either.

>> No.16160563

>>16160528
Because you say you're European instead of just saying what country you're from.

>> No.16160567

>>16156965
My favorite are the mountain goat people

>> No.16160578

>>16160563
My exact country is none of your business. Scandinavian is close enough.

>> No.16160606

>>16160578
>being so ashamed of your own country you won't even name it on an anonymous 4chan post
Being European must truly be suffering. I worry for you, brother.

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>>16160277
>A Service Charge has been added for your convenience.

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>>16152932

>> No.16160636

>>16160606
Unlike phoneshitters and election trash, I've actually been here long enough to care about the whole "anonymous" schtick.

>> No.16160648

>>16160636
I've been posting here since some slit I was trying to fuck in Warcraft called me a /b/tard in 2005. I don't care one way or the other where you're from, but I do think it's funny that you think naming the country will somehow "expose" you. To whom, I have no idea. I'm American and I live in the state of Ohio. I hope you have a nice Sunday, pal.

>> No.16160665

>>16160648
>2005
Late 04 or early 05 here. Earliest placeable memory is Donate or Die but I was here for a while before that. I'm not paranoid enough to behind 7000 skeletons but I'm not going to spill enough beans that someone could start combing through warosu and identify me. Otherwise I'd be a tripfaggot.

>> No.16161479

>>16159285
>>16158808
zoom zoom

>> No.16161486

>>16160277
>espresso cheaper than sprite

huh?

>> No.16161489

>>16160665
ah, a forever lurking oldfag. a rare breed of faggot.

>> No.16161511

>>16153268
Most Turks are retarded.

>> No.16161595

>>16160311
A forced tip of whatever % that restaurants add on once a bill reaches a certain price threshold or if the party is of a certain size or larger. It's more common when there's pooled tips so BoH staff/dishies/bussers get a share and it's partially meant as a work around for company policies which won't reimburse for tipping.
You'd know this if you ever went to a nice restaurant with a large group of people.

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>>16160277
Take out the meme gold shit and you make all this for $200 tops

>> No.16161778

>>16160665
>>16160648
you're both fucking losers lmao

>> No.16161795

>>16160277
How is a service charge for the customers experience

>> No.16162348

>>16160277
>VIN DORE24KGold de Brut: $1500
What is this?

>> No.16162400

>>16162348
Means Brut golden 24k wine in French

>> No.16162421

>>16162348
Shitty wine for pretentious and inexpert people

>> No.16162423

>>16162400
How do you serve wine with gold leaf?

>> No.16162441

>>16158426
More like 1600$ plus tap

>> No.16162442

>>16160277
>$19 for spinach
>$19 for corn
>$15 for fries
>$80 for spaghetti
>sprite is twice as expensive as espresso
How the fuck is this allowed? This place is a scam

>> No.16162446

>>16161795
How did you get "experience" from "convenience"?

And it's because that sounds better than
>it's socially acceptable for us to tack this charge on so we will
Generally speaking I think it's ridiculous to do that on a table of 6 but that's a grand out of thin air from people who don't care so I can see why fancy restaurants do it.

>> No.16162471

>>16160277
>purchasing jw blue
>from a fucking restaurant of all places
Epitome of clueless faggots

>> No.16162492

>>16160320
He's scamming rich people, honestly makes him based.

>> No.16162510
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>>16162492
This. Dude leveraged his 15 minutes of internet fame into an actual career. Sure he seems like a pretentious twat and his shit's all overpriced but that's exactly how you attract the daddymoney richfags he's targeting.

>> No.16163574

>>16160277
That's a lot of money for a whole lot of nothing. Do richfags really?

>> No.16163666

>>16160277
>"Spaghetti"

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>>16158792
>guy in the back at 0:10

>> No.16163775

>Look up reviews
>People talking about the lamb talk about how it isn't gamey like lamb usually is
Have I had a beer too many or is this dumb? I don't think mutton is gamey and mutton is just old lamb, right?

>> No.16163795

>>16163775
I don't think "gamey" is the right word for lamb? I think I know the taste they're talking about but yeah they are probably retarded

>> No.16163806

>>16163775
I think it depends on whether the lamb is grass fed or grain finished. Maybe the reviewers get a different type of lamb than what the restaurant uses.

>> No.16163867

>>16158808
cocaine is a hell of a drug

>> No.16163885

>>16152818
I know it would taste good but his presentation of the dish makes it actually repulsive.

>> No.16163922

>>16163775
Goat and mutton are fairly gamey. Lamb isn't, but most restaurants use goat in place of lamb to save money.

>> No.16163997

>>16158792
People here dont even know thats maradona

>> No.16164007

>>16163997
because this is /ck/ we're all faggots who don't watch any sport beyond competitive eating

>> No.16164015

>>16160320
From some anon from a thread before, I'm pretty sure "spaghetti" is actually a "spaghetti" made of meat, where he overcooks some cut of beef until it's stringy and calls that "spaghetti".

>> No.16164023

>>16163997
Why would people on the cooking board of a counterculture website give 2 fucks about some fag who can kick a ball well?

>> No.16164050
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>>16164015
No, it's a thin piece of meat that you twirl around on your fork. He calls it spaghetti because he's retarded.

>> No.16164070

>>16164050
Wow he's gotten lazy. IDK what that other guy was on about with overcooking the meat, the "spaghetti" that I saw in Salt Fag's videos was just very thin strips of beef. It reminded me of a Vietnamese place near my house that would slice its tripe in a similar way so it was kind of like noodles.

>> No.16165299

>>16152818
What a fucking wanker

>> No.16165320

>>16156965
And all of them are niggers.

>> No.16165337

>>16160465
Ok that's retarded.

>> No.16165356

>>16162510
>>16162492
Finally got around to googling this nigger. I thought he died from covid or something. He's a turk with commie sympathetic leanings. I suspect he's dumb as shit.

>> No.16165365

>>16164023
You underestimate the catty nature of mankind in general.

>> No.16165562

>>16152818
no forearm sweat salt for me, thanks

>> No.16165965

>>16164050
Wouldnt that be easier with pulled pork? Ive seen him done it before.

>> No.16167551

>>16160277
WADDAFUCK IS SALTBAE PASSION

>> No.16167561

>>16160277
https://www.lejeuneliquors.com/products/vin-dore-24k-brut-imperial-750ml

>> No.16167593

>>16167551
Apparently it's where he personally feeds you.

>> No.16167605

>>16167593
and oversalts your food

>> No.16167615

>>16167593
>$120 to be hand fed by a sweaty commie turk conman
I hope there is a mass cataclysmic event that destroys all social media and at least 50% of Earth's population, decimating the world economy in the process.

>> No.16167618

>>16160210
Yes its Maradona.

>>16160240
No idea who that is.

>> No.16167655

>>16165320
True.

>> No.16167936

>>16167605
it's not oversalting when the majority of it falls around the plate instead of on the food

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>>16152818

>> No.16168072
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>> No.16168135

>>16157464
this actually looks good unlike the shit that gets sold at nusr-et

>> No.16168146

>>16168068
is that an American burger style Swiss roll?

>> No.16168260
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>>16152818
Simply too based

>> No.16168273

>>16157464
Looks way too dry for BBQ, the crust is so terrible it looks like someone fried a turtle. Of course flyovers love this trash

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>>16159105

>> No.16168642

>>16158808
>>16159285

How to spot Ameritards

>> No.16168997

>>16168322
Exactly when did liberals get in their heads that living as long as possible is a good goal to have?

>> No.16169164

>The New York Post’s Steve Cuozzo calls Nusr-Et “Public Rip-off No. 1.” On a Sunday night in its first week of operation, the critic and his two companions spent $521.45 on dinner — and they left “craving a snack.” He writes, the “up-and-mostly down meal for three, where each of us had just one cocktail and one glass of bad wine each” didn’t begin to merit that cost.

>The $25 salad was composed of “days-old iceberg lettuce and mystery greens with tasteless goat cheese and a few walnuts, raisins, and pomegranate seeds,” while french fries were “high-school-grade.” Steak, the star of the show (aside from Gökçe himself, of course), wasn’t any more appetizing.

>The “mustard-marinated Ottoman steak,” subject to a table side slicing from Salt Bae, was a “shoe-leather-tough bone-in ribeye, which, for extra fun, was loaded with gruesome globs of fat.” Although other meat was “luscious,” Cuozzo concludes, “we want more substance with the smoke and salt — and dishes that not only sultans can afford.”

>> No.16169383

>>16168068
that looks fucking rancid

>> No.16169426

>>16168072
so basically all his recipes are
>meat
>cook long time
>salt

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>>16168072
Ywn have a Turkish man spread your legs like this, why even live?

>> No.16169660

>>16154377
What a scary image

>> No.16169662

>>16168997
Given that "continue living, don't die" is an ingrained biological instinct....

>> No.16169664

>>16168068
It's like his cum dripping out of your mom's vagina

>> No.16169683

>>16160465
He's defying you, he's mocking you

>> No.16169839

>roach posting
gross

>> No.16169868

>>16168068
how is he so fucking annoying bros

>> No.16170264

this guy is the same as any instagram thot
literally one trick pony shallow faggot that does the same thing over and over for attention
embarrassing

>> No.16170307

>>16168072
It's so obnoxious

>> No.16170384

>>16169662
Only to naive suburb-dwelling 20-somethings who think they'll be eternally healthy. Live long enough and its just cancer, infections you can't fight off, or fucking alzheimers.

And before you try and claim only meat eaters get that shit; my pescatarian uncle died just last year and the ending decade of his life was getting to watch as he lost the ability to do everything he loved (golfing, driving, going out to see friends, hell he couldn't even eat without spilling half of it in his lap).

>> No.16170437

>>16168072
You can literally see the salt bouncing down through his arm hairs like a pachinko machine

>> No.16170438

>>16153014
>perfecting the art of cutting meat is overhyped viral marketing videos
Go back to facebook with this garbage you retard

>> No.16170456

>>16160311
It's a tip that's semi forced on to you, you can ask to remove it from the sum but you'll generally be seen as a cheap cunt which I don't care about front of house are generally arseholes who keep the tips from the chefs. Funnily enough though salt guy keeps the tips for himself.

>> No.16170530

>>16153355
even worse lol

>> No.16170790

>>16169662
I leave my death in God's hands. Liberals hate God, which is why they want to extend their lives indefinitely

>> No.16170817
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turkbros eating good

>> No.16171510

>>16158808
>>16159285
Fucking zoomers I swear to god.

>> No.16171518

>>16152818
>salts his elbow

>> No.16171528

>>16158792
>when the coke kicks in

>> No.16173009

>>16171510
Not everybody cares about sports hasbeens.

>> No.16173554

But who likes him? doesnt seem like a reddit nor twitter eceleb, maybe instagram?

>> No.16173568

>>16152818
>Literally got famous and became a meme for how he sprinkles salt on his dishes like a faggot

>> No.16173580

>>16169662
is it, though? cells are literally programmed to self destruct

>> No.16173588
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>>16152818
Haha sorry guys OP here I just realized I posted the wrong Turk

>> No.16173613

>>16170384
Will have immortality in our lifetimes most likely.

>> No.16173642

>>16173613
Have fun living forever with alzheimers or cancer. Immortality is worth fuck all if it doesn't come with good health.

>> No.16174026

>>16165320
>>16167655
ywnbaw

>> No.16174114

>>16169662
So is procreation but liberals are obviously not doing that any more.

>> No.16174129

>>16173613
Ah yes, the ancient promise. Surely you shall not die.

>> No.16174153

>>16173642
Immortality isn't possible. Time/survivorship curves are real. Any insurance actuary table will tell you that a long life will be ended in a gruesome and spectacular fashion through accident, crime or terrorism if you remove the possibility of death by old age.

>> No.16174464

>>16169662
Biological instinct is to pass your genes on because you know you are going to die. Spending 70 years obsessing over avoiding death only to get 10 more years to spend worrying about dieing is mental illness.

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