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>> No.16152885

fuck off with this gay ass poser

>> No.16152930

>How to scam richfags out of silly amounts of money

>> No.16152932

This. I am disgusted by him. Anyone who dressed as Castro when opening a restaurant in Miami is an ignorant fool.

>> No.16153014
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>perfecting the art of cutting meat is gay

>> No.16153103

>using the rib bone as a burger holder
That's actually kino

>> No.16153268

is he a little bit retarded? the way he stands is like when mild retards focus entirely on a simple task and forget about the dump in their pants

>> No.16153355

Salt Bae is actually Kurdish.

>> No.16153369

This guy's 15 minutes STILL isn't up?

>> No.16153375

He's just a forced meme at this point.

>> No.16153392

No one even says bae anymore.

>> No.16153419

>losing half the cheese on the table

>> No.16153492

I've never understood how this guy is connected to the defense industry or how he got BAE to sponsor him.

>> No.16153809

such a manlet

>> No.16153902

I hope they deport him back to his shithole country and ISIS gets their hands on his haram ass.

>> No.16153959

> dressed as Castro opening a restaurant in the US
wtf I love this retarded fucking memelord now

>> No.16153961

Do you often have these homosexual fantasies?

>> No.16154182

made me chuckle

>> No.16154208

>Turkish meat cutter
>webm doesn't show him cutting meat
How about you start first?

>> No.16154219

Who has the webm where he spreads the meat open like pussy lips and gives it a little slap?

>> No.16154240
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This guy used to work with this nutcase and apparently they are still on friendly terms

>> No.16154587

I thought he was a Turk

>> No.16154649

Thats actually based.

>> No.16155599

Turkish by nationality, Kurdish by ethnicity. At least according to Wikipedia.

>> No.16155734

This faggot is a total hack. I guess he's good at entertaining retarded children though.

>> No.16155844

>ITT: Betas hating on Salt Bae for no other reason than their deep-seated insecurities
I fucking hate 4chan

>> No.16156965

There are like 15 different ethnic groups in Turkey.

>> No.16157464
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>> No.16157472

Ok chud

>> No.16157487

Ah, so the hate is political. That explains a lot.

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>> No.16157599
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>> No.16157611

Trump lost chud

>> No.16158199

why is he fucking the meat

>> No.16158426

>That'll be $1600 plus tip

>> No.16158512

why yes I do love greviously oversalted meat that contains your armhair and ballsweat

>> No.16158698

/r/ing the mock ones with the cop and the kids.

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>> No.16158808

lmao that guy looks like he is either cumming or having a heart attack

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>> No.16159274

>10 out of 8 doctors SAYS that THIS is the trick to prevent heart diseases it's like a POWER wash for your gut!

>> No.16159285

Old guy is having a boner.

>> No.16159290

ngl that looks great

>> No.16160146

>old guy
Do you not recognize who that is?

>> No.16160208

> egg
> No salad
> No sauce
It could be nice but was solely made for show

>> No.16160210

Some sports star from a third world country?

>> No.16160240

honestly looks like Nathan Lane

>> No.16160253

mmmm yeah that's what I want, food that smells like latex

>> No.16160270

well anon you can remove the condom before giving the blowjob, duh

>> No.16160277
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>> No.16160303

That's for at least 3 people though. ~2k/head is still pants on head retarded, but slightly less than ~6k.

>> No.16160310

>#SaltBae Passion
>French Fries
>Mashed Potato
>Sweet Corns
The Armenian genocide was morally justifiable imo.

>> No.16160311

wtf is a service charge?

>> No.16160316

>1 sprite 10.00
>1 espresso 5.95

>> No.16160318

A European forced tip.

>> No.16160319

Mandatory tip. Then add the """voluntary""" tip on top of that.

>> No.16160320

This guy is the greatest scammer since bernie madoff, holy shit. 80 bucks for a plate of spaghet that costs less than two dollars to make. LOL

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>> No.16160336

So how does he get away with these prices? Is it really just the old meme of him sprinkling salt on stuff in his weird autistic way? That by itself allows him to charge 10-50x prices?

>> No.16160352

>A European forced tip
>miami is in europe
I know american education gets memed on for being shit, but come on.

>> No.16160437

Tell me about Bae. Why does he tap the knife?

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>> No.16160472

he also has been known to slap the meat like it's his gf's ass or something. real wack job

>> No.16160484

I meant that the concept came from Europe (same as tipping came from the UK). Most other countries don't have that service charges built in. You just pay the menu price.

>> No.16160528

Why are you acting like you think Europe is a single country? Is there mayhaps some truth behind the meme? I live in one of the countries in Europe, and we certainly don't do that service charge thing her. I don't recall any other countries here doing it either.

>> No.16160563

Because you say you're European instead of just saying what country you're from.

>> No.16160567

My favorite are the mountain goat people

>> No.16160578

My exact country is none of your business. Scandinavian is close enough.

>> No.16160606

>being so ashamed of your own country you won't even name it on an anonymous 4chan post
Being European must truly be suffering. I worry for you, brother.

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>A Service Charge has been added for your convenience.

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>> No.16160636

Unlike phoneshitters and election trash, I've actually been here long enough to care about the whole "anonymous" schtick.

>> No.16160648

I've been posting here since some slit I was trying to fuck in Warcraft called me a /b/tard in 2005. I don't care one way or the other where you're from, but I do think it's funny that you think naming the country will somehow "expose" you. To whom, I have no idea. I'm American and I live in the state of Ohio. I hope you have a nice Sunday, pal.

>> No.16160665

Late 04 or early 05 here. Earliest placeable memory is Donate or Die but I was here for a while before that. I'm not paranoid enough to behind 7000 skeletons but I'm not going to spill enough beans that someone could start combing through warosu and identify me. Otherwise I'd be a tripfaggot.

>> No.16161479

zoom zoom

>> No.16161486

>espresso cheaper than sprite


>> No.16161489

ah, a forever lurking oldfag. a rare breed of faggot.

>> No.16161511

Most Turks are retarded.

>> No.16161595

A forced tip of whatever % that restaurants add on once a bill reaches a certain price threshold or if the party is of a certain size or larger. It's more common when there's pooled tips so BoH staff/dishies/bussers get a share and it's partially meant as a work around for company policies which won't reimburse for tipping.
You'd know this if you ever went to a nice restaurant with a large group of people.

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Take out the meme gold shit and you make all this for $200 tops

>> No.16161778

you're both fucking losers lmao

>> No.16161795

How is a service charge for the customers experience

>> No.16162348

>VIN DORE24KGold de Brut: $1500
What is this?

>> No.16162400

Means Brut golden 24k wine in French

>> No.16162421

Shitty wine for pretentious and inexpert people

>> No.16162423

How do you serve wine with gold leaf?

>> No.16162441

More like 1600$ plus tap

>> No.16162442

>$19 for spinach
>$19 for corn
>$15 for fries
>$80 for spaghetti
>sprite is twice as expensive as espresso
How the fuck is this allowed? This place is a scam

>> No.16162446

How did you get "experience" from "convenience"?

And it's because that sounds better than
>it's socially acceptable for us to tack this charge on so we will
Generally speaking I think it's ridiculous to do that on a table of 6 but that's a grand out of thin air from people who don't care so I can see why fancy restaurants do it.

>> No.16162471

>purchasing jw blue
>from a fucking restaurant of all places
Epitome of clueless faggots

>> No.16162492

He's scamming rich people, honestly makes him based.

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This. Dude leveraged his 15 minutes of internet fame into an actual career. Sure he seems like a pretentious twat and his shit's all overpriced but that's exactly how you attract the daddymoney richfags he's targeting.

>> No.16163574

That's a lot of money for a whole lot of nothing. Do richfags really?

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>guy in the back at 0:10

>> No.16163775

>Look up reviews
>People talking about the lamb talk about how it isn't gamey like lamb usually is
Have I had a beer too many or is this dumb? I don't think mutton is gamey and mutton is just old lamb, right?

>> No.16163795

I don't think "gamey" is the right word for lamb? I think I know the taste they're talking about but yeah they are probably retarded

>> No.16163806

I think it depends on whether the lamb is grass fed or grain finished. Maybe the reviewers get a different type of lamb than what the restaurant uses.

>> No.16163867

cocaine is a hell of a drug

>> No.16163885

I know it would taste good but his presentation of the dish makes it actually repulsive.

>> No.16163922

Goat and mutton are fairly gamey. Lamb isn't, but most restaurants use goat in place of lamb to save money.

>> No.16163997

People here dont even know thats maradona

>> No.16164007

because this is /ck/ we're all faggots who don't watch any sport beyond competitive eating

>> No.16164015

From some anon from a thread before, I'm pretty sure "spaghetti" is actually a "spaghetti" made of meat, where he overcooks some cut of beef until it's stringy and calls that "spaghetti".

>> No.16164023

Why would people on the cooking board of a counterculture website give 2 fucks about some fag who can kick a ball well?

>> No.16164050
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No, it's a thin piece of meat that you twirl around on your fork. He calls it spaghetti because he's retarded.

>> No.16164070

Wow he's gotten lazy. IDK what that other guy was on about with overcooking the meat, the "spaghetti" that I saw in Salt Fag's videos was just very thin strips of beef. It reminded me of a Vietnamese place near my house that would slice its tripe in a similar way so it was kind of like noodles.

>> No.16165299

What a fucking wanker

>> No.16165320

And all of them are niggers.

>> No.16165337

Ok that's retarded.

>> No.16165356

Finally got around to googling this nigger. I thought he died from covid or something. He's a turk with commie sympathetic leanings. I suspect he's dumb as shit.

>> No.16165365

You underestimate the catty nature of mankind in general.

>> No.16165562

no forearm sweat salt for me, thanks

>> No.16165965

Wouldnt that be easier with pulled pork? Ive seen him done it before.

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>> No.16167593

Apparently it's where he personally feeds you.

>> No.16167605

and oversalts your food

>> No.16167615

>$120 to be hand fed by a sweaty commie turk conman
I hope there is a mass cataclysmic event that destroys all social media and at least 50% of Earth's population, decimating the world economy in the process.

>> No.16167618

Yes its Maradona.

No idea who that is.

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>> No.16167936

it's not oversalting when the majority of it falls around the plate instead of on the food

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>> No.16168135

this actually looks good unlike the shit that gets sold at nusr-et

>> No.16168146

is that an American burger style Swiss roll?

>> No.16168260
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Simply too based

>> No.16168273

Looks way too dry for BBQ, the crust is so terrible it looks like someone fried a turtle. Of course flyovers love this trash

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>> No.16168642


How to spot Ameritards

>> No.16168997

Exactly when did liberals get in their heads that living as long as possible is a good goal to have?

>> No.16169164

>The New York Post’s Steve Cuozzo calls Nusr-Et “Public Rip-off No. 1.” On a Sunday night in its first week of operation, the critic and his two companions spent $521.45 on dinner — and they left “craving a snack.” He writes, the “up-and-mostly down meal for three, where each of us had just one cocktail and one glass of bad wine each” didn’t begin to merit that cost.

>The $25 salad was composed of “days-old iceberg lettuce and mystery greens with tasteless goat cheese and a few walnuts, raisins, and pomegranate seeds,” while french fries were “high-school-grade.” Steak, the star of the show (aside from Gökçe himself, of course), wasn’t any more appetizing.

>The “mustard-marinated Ottoman steak,” subject to a table side slicing from Salt Bae, was a “shoe-leather-tough bone-in ribeye, which, for extra fun, was loaded with gruesome globs of fat.” Although other meat was “luscious,” Cuozzo concludes, “we want more substance with the smoke and salt — and dishes that not only sultans can afford.”

>> No.16169383

that looks fucking rancid

>> No.16169426

so basically all his recipes are
>cook long time

>> No.16169653
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Ywn have a Turkish man spread your legs like this, why even live?

>> No.16169660

What a scary image

>> No.16169662

Given that "continue living, don't die" is an ingrained biological instinct....

>> No.16169664

It's like his cum dripping out of your mom's vagina

>> No.16169683

He's defying you, he's mocking you

>> No.16169839

>roach posting

>> No.16169868

how is he so fucking annoying bros

>> No.16170264

this guy is the same as any instagram thot
literally one trick pony shallow faggot that does the same thing over and over for attention

>> No.16170307

It's so obnoxious

>> No.16170384

Only to naive suburb-dwelling 20-somethings who think they'll be eternally healthy. Live long enough and its just cancer, infections you can't fight off, or fucking alzheimers.

And before you try and claim only meat eaters get that shit; my pescatarian uncle died just last year and the ending decade of his life was getting to watch as he lost the ability to do everything he loved (golfing, driving, going out to see friends, hell he couldn't even eat without spilling half of it in his lap).

>> No.16170437

You can literally see the salt bouncing down through his arm hairs like a pachinko machine

>> No.16170438

>perfecting the art of cutting meat is overhyped viral marketing videos
Go back to facebook with this garbage you retard

>> No.16170456

It's a tip that's semi forced on to you, you can ask to remove it from the sum but you'll generally be seen as a cheap cunt which I don't care about front of house are generally arseholes who keep the tips from the chefs. Funnily enough though salt guy keeps the tips for himself.

>> No.16170530

even worse lol

>> No.16170790

I leave my death in God's hands. Liberals hate God, which is why they want to extend their lives indefinitely

>> No.16170817
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turkbros eating good

>> No.16171510

Fucking zoomers I swear to god.

>> No.16171518

>salts his elbow

>> No.16171528

>when the coke kicks in

>> No.16173009

Not everybody cares about sports hasbeens.

>> No.16173554

But who likes him? doesnt seem like a reddit nor twitter eceleb, maybe instagram?

>> No.16173568

>Literally got famous and became a meme for how he sprinkles salt on his dishes like a faggot

>> No.16173580

is it, though? cells are literally programmed to self destruct

>> No.16173588
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Haha sorry guys OP here I just realized I posted the wrong Turk

>> No.16173613

Will have immortality in our lifetimes most likely.

>> No.16173642

Have fun living forever with alzheimers or cancer. Immortality is worth fuck all if it doesn't come with good health.

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>> No.16174114

So is procreation but liberals are obviously not doing that any more.

>> No.16174129

Ah yes, the ancient promise. Surely you shall not die.

>> No.16174153

Immortality isn't possible. Time/survivorship curves are real. Any insurance actuary table will tell you that a long life will be ended in a gruesome and spectacular fashion through accident, crime or terrorism if you remove the possibility of death by old age.

>> No.16174464

Biological instinct is to pass your genes on because you know you are going to die. Spending 70 years obsessing over avoiding death only to get 10 more years to spend worrying about dieing is mental illness.

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