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16150006 No.16150006 [Reply] [Original]

>"What can I get for you, buddy?"

>> No.16150016

>>16150006
>flat bread untoasted
>quadruple meatballs
>extra lettuce and extra mayo
>"but sir how am I going to wrap this?"
>figure it out wagie

>> No.16150017

>>16150006
a footlong bag filled with chocolate chip cookies

>> No.16150020

Why are all the females fat?

>> No.16150026
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16150026

Hey man, gimme the Chicken Teriyaki on Parmesan Oregano, hold the olives, extra Jalapenos and pickles. Salt and pepper, and uhhhh honey mustard.

I'll go for the meal with a chocolate chip cookie and a drink. Thanks bro. Could you give me a stamp for my membership card by the way?

>> No.16150027

>>16150020
Welcome to America.

>> No.16150028
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16150028

>>16150006

I'm here for the (looks around furtively)... cheese pizza. Jared sent me.

>> No.16150031

>>16150006
I'm good I'm just waiting for my friend to get his food

>> No.16150052

Meatball with italian herb, toasted, tomato, lettuce and onion, salt and pepper with the pizza sauce senpai.

>> No.16150075

>>16150006
Ham and swiss. Mike's Way

>> No.16150081

Footlong chicken breast on wheat with provolone, spinach, green peppers, banana peppers, and a bit of ranch.
>alternatively
Footlong meatball on wheat with the U-groove cut. Just parmesan on that.

>> No.16150085

Imagine the fucking smell

>> No.16150113

>>16150006
Directions to the nearest Publix

>> No.16150122

>>16150016
UNDENIABLE BASED

>> No.16150180

Footlong herbs and cheese, turkey / bacon / provolone, toasted, lettuce / onion / tomato / cucumbers / avocado, no dressing, Baked Lay's, Diet Coke

>> No.16150197

>>16150006
ive never seen more than 1 person actually working in a subway
that being said, my local subway guy is based.
he's 150% passionate about his job.
whenever he makes sandwiches he gives ASMR commentaries on it, like
>yeah toast this little bad boy
>mmmm put some cheese on this bitch
>yeah some tomatoes, olives fuck yeah this is gunna be a bad sonnuva bitch
>just a dash o pepper on that, hell yeah
>mmmmm tzatziki dressing niiiiiiiiiiiiice
>ooh some jalapenos? man i wanna take you home

it's like he woke up one day, realised his favourite thing in the world was making sandwiches and he applied for the job.

>> No.16150203

>>16150020
media the last 5-10 years has pushed the "fat is healthy" and "love yourself" narrative, so now people unironically simp over """""""thicc""""""" (ie: fat) girls.

>> No.16150261

>>16150203
Retard

>> No.16150276

>>16150006
Footlong ham on white, white cheddar, toasted.
Lettuce, onion, a bit of tomatoes; that's good, sub sauce, salt and pepper.

>> No.16150294

I've only ever had subways one time and it made me shit my pants (almost.)

>> No.16150302

>>16150006
hearty italian chicken cheese corn red onion small amount of lettuce mayo

>> No.16150416
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16150416

Italian bread
Seafood
American cheese
Olives
Pickles
Onion
Blue cheese
Ranch
>Generous on the salt and pepper aye mate

>> No.16150430

>>16150203
They're fat because they're just gluttons.

>> No.16150431

>>16150197
truly a sandwich artist...

>> No.16150432

>>16150017
How much would that cost?

>> No.16150455
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16150455

>Italian
>just bacon and pepperjack
>one scoop of tuna, unspread
>un toasted
>argue with sandwich autist about food poisoning bullshit
>pinch of lettuce
>put tomatoes on then throw away so that I don't have to myself
>drop olives from specifically 7 inches above sandwich
>brought ruler to make sure
>instruct her to squeeze vinegar bottle as hard as possible in one squeeze in sandwich
>finish off with a cup of ranch to dunk sandwich one
>get small diet tea
>yell random numbers as leave to go to work
>eat in front of coworker because know they hate ranch smell

>> No.16150471

>>16150006
Footlong tuna on white, provolone, extra mayo and cucumber.

>> No.16150490

I'll have a footlong steak and cheese on Italian herbs and cheese. Spinach, onions, extra jalapenos, a tiny bit of garlic aioli, and a tiny bit of chipotle southwest sauce.

>> No.16150495

Footling spicy Italian with onions banana peppers lettuce and mayo sometimes I get it deluxe

>> No.16150506

>>16150203
No they're just fat dude.

>> No.16150528

>>16150006
Directions to the nearest Long Johns please

>> No.16150546

>>16150020
women employees get to eat free food at subway

>> No.16150561
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16150561

>>16150416
>Seafood

>> No.16150564

>>16150006
Hey, you got any roasted chicken breasts that have been soaking in steam-table hot-dog water for the last three hours?

>> No.16150913

Hi there.
Footlong flatbread, double turkey, double pepperjack, toasted please. Onions, jalapeño, lettuce or spinach, whichever you have, and moderately heavy on the chipotle southwest sauce to finish it.
I'll take the raspberry white chocolate cookie and a small drink for the meal. Thank you.

>> No.16150921

>>16150020
It's America, and most subways are inside of truck stops or Walmart now.

>> No.16150930

>>16150495
Same for me 2bh I think I get olives and maybe 1 or 2 more things though.

>> No.16150947

Italian bread, lettuce, chicken breast/teryaki, swiss cheese, black olives and parmesan sauce, thank you.

>> No.16150961

>>16150455
>watches tranime
>blogposts
adds up

>> No.16150991

>>16150006
tuna sub triple meat and extra extra mayo. toasted with the mayo twice.

>> No.16151013

>>16150006
A subway with more than 2 people? Really Hollywood.

>> No.16151030

>>16150006
what's life like for people who are that age working at subway? must be fucked.

>> No.16151074

>>16150026
Based

>> No.16151088

>>16150455
Fucking tranime piece of shit, sit in the middle of the fucking road and get wrecked. Nobody will fucking miss you, scumbag waste of life piece of shit.

>> No.16151205

>>16150006
gluten free tuna and sweetcorn with extra mayo

>> No.16152014

>>16151088
Not that anon but what's the goal here, anon?

>> No.16152031

>>16150197
What a guy

>> No.16152034

>>16150026
Their teriyaki chicken is disgusting. I’m a fat fuck human garbage disposal, but I couldn’t finish the teriyaki chicken sandwich I got

>> No.16152041
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16152041

>>16150203
Based
People who love"thick" AKA fat, are low testosterone because they literally don't follow their own instincts anymore. They like what they're told to.
Alpha males are independent thinkers and are disgusted by fatties

>> No.16152042

How much are you supposed to tip your sandwich artist? I usually go with the standard 20% but sometimes I feel like that's too little.

>> No.16152043 [DELETED] 

>>16150006
6inch honey oat
Italian BMI
Provolone
Yes
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Onions
Black Olives
Mustard and Mayo
Salt & Pepper
Can you get the blonde to fart on it? Just a little bit. Thanks.
Yes, it is a combo.

>> No.16152048

>>16150027
>subway
>white employees
>America
You best be havin a laugh

>> No.16152052

Is it true they don't even have roast beef anymore?

>> No.16152056

>>16150006
6inch honey oat
Italian BMT
Provolone
Yes
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Onions
Black Olives
Mustard and Mayo
Salt & Pepper
Can you get the blonde to fart on it? Just a little bit. Thanks.
Yes, it is a combo.

>> No.16152140

Italian Bread
Banana pepper
Meatballs
Pravalone cheese toasted
vinegar

>> No.16152154

>>16150197
if you are serious, please tell me the location and I will make a 3000 mile road trip just to order something there

>> No.16152156

>>16150546
I didn't know Pierce Brosnan bought Subway

>> No.16152157

>>16150016
fucking legend

>> No.16152189

>>16150006
Directions to a better restaurant.

>> No.16152192

>>16150026
The chicken at subway is less then 50% chicken, i wouldn't even feed that shit to my dog
Patrician choice to go with honey mustard though

>> No.16152196
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16152196

>>16150028

>> No.16152211
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16152211

>>16151088
>>16150961
If you don't like anime, then there are a lot of NON FUCKING ANIME IMAGE BOARD WEBSITES you can go to faggot.

>> No.16152213

>>16152192
>The chicken at subway is less then 50% chicken

no it's not.

>> No.16152220

my local Mr. Sub exclusively hires brapphogs. I've spent a ton of money on meatball subs, just to flirt with 19 y/o titcows

>> No.16152305

>>16150006
Honestly I'm just lonely and I came here to hear somebody call me buddy.

>> No.16152341
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16152341

>>16150006
Can i please get a footlong, turkey, pepperoni, provolone, spinach, salt, pepper, chipotle sauce onna italian herbs and cheese........or a flatbread, doesn't matter

>> No.16152363

>>16150006
Do you guys order upfront or do you also do that awkward pausing between steps

>> No.16152391

>>16152211
Doesnt make you any less gay, weeb faggot.
Also 4chumps stopped being about anime like 60 years ago when there was a board created for literally every topic besides anime.
You manga-loid retard.

>> No.16152395

>>16150006
"I don't know, what CAN you get for me?"

>> No.16152412
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16152412

>>16152363
>awkward pausing between steps
how is it more awkward to wait between steps than to bombard the drunk/high/retarded teenager with all your instructions at once?

>> No.16152442

>>16152363
The pause is only awkward if you are a beta faggot.

>> No.16152502

>>16152154
a subway here in south island new zealand
though when i was backpacking there was a subway in a random country town in British Columbia where there was a similar dude.

>> No.16152524

>>16150006
I'd like to speak to your black manager, please.

>> No.16152633

>>16152041
bet you're so hecking alpha buddy :-) based independant thinker,,

>> No.16152662

>flat bread, toasted
>Quadruple avocado (not guac)

That's it

>> No.16152719
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16152719

> for me, I'll have a steak and cheese, footlong, all vegetables, avocado, extra cheese, southwest sauce pls
> can I also get your phone number you slamhog?

>> No.16153446

>>16150006
>"Yeah I'll have a Teriyaki sub"
>"Okay, what bread do you want? And what toppings do you want? And what meat? What sauce? What spices?"
>"I thought I told you I wanted a teriyaki sub, it's right there on the menu"
>Oh, a teriyaki sub? And what toppings, meat sauce, bread and spices do you want on it?
>"You know what, I'll just go eat somewhere else"

>> No.16153456

>>16150197
Let me guess, he also calls you 3-for-free

>> No.16153480

>>16150027
thats now Subway USA. The restaurants dont look like that inside

>> No.16153629

>>16150006
"Hey is Spyro in today?"

>> No.16153674

yeah apu can i get uhhh a big poop log smeared between bread with a raw sewage dressing

>> No.16153730

footlong italian herb, toasted. steak, add bacon, swiss cheese, lettuce tomato onion lots of bbq, lots of honey mustard.

>> No.16153759

The spyro with extra mayo

>> No.16153768

white bread
turkey if its good, or ham if not
cheese
mustard
toasted

i dont go to subway

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16154013

>>16151088
>>16150961
>>16152391

>> No.16154025

>>16150006
Number 13 from jersey mike’s

>> No.16154049
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16154049

>>16150006
GIVE ME THE FORBIDDEN SUB!

>> No.16154053

>>16150006
I'll take uhhh 4 tit grabs, one cooch slap, and a cock fondle pls

>> No.16154055

>>16154049
Birds don't sweat. That picture is stupid.

>> No.16154057
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16154057

>Stare sandwich bro with wild, dark eyes
>"MEATBALL!"
>"Excuse me, sir?"
>"MEATBALL!!!"
>"ooh... Kay... And?"
>"JUST MEATBALL!"
>"No onions, cheese, salad?"
>"I SAID MEATBALL!"
>"Okay sir... A-and the bread?"
>"NORMAL BREAD!"
>It-italian, brown, whi-"
>"BREAD!"
>Employee grabs the closest footlong bread he can find and applies MEATBALL
>"MORE RED SOSS!"
>Stare employee down, grunting and breathing heavily
>As he finishes my basic bitch sandwich, grab it from him, gnash my teeth and run out the store without paying

>> No.16154062

>>16154055
it's not sweat

>> No.16154063

>>16154055
If you knew what he was preparing... You would sweat without glands too