/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16148598]

I don't eat bananas in public

[Anonymous No.16148609]

[Anonymous No.16148623]

>>16148609
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.16148638]

>>16148598
I don't either, I don't want people to think I'm gay. If I have to eat a banana and there are people around, I peel it completely and eat it with a fork and knife.

[Anonymous No.16149123]

>>16148598
That’s means you don’t have the gay

[Anonymous No.16149194]

i sit down when i pee

[Anonymous No.16149198]

Do you know everytime you put a banana in your mouth its like a dick in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.16149203]

>>16148598
>fragilemasculinity.jpg

Just eat your goddamned food, literally no one gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.16149229]

>>16148598
I do, I am not a sexually obsessed person like you.

[Anonymous No.16149255]

I ate 2 diced up medium sized zucchini squashes and about 1/4 pound sized pork chop all diced up and cooked in a pan and mixed it all up with some walmart brand jarred alfredo sause. Now i am going to take a nap.

[Anonymous No.16149323]

>>16148598
I make awkward, prolonged eye contact while doing so. I make sure to hesitate from time to time, then chomp down as viciously as I can without risking my tongue or cheeks.

[Anonymous No.16149373]

>>16149255
Sweet dreams.
>>16148598
I'm eating a bowl of ramen noodles again.

[Anonymous No.16150311]

>>16148598
I like to go to the park next to the elementary school and eat corn dogs as sexually as possible.

[Anonymous No.16150331]

>>16148598
I almost read that as "I don't eat banana republics" and it made the thread way interesting.

[Anonymous No.16150462]

>>16149203
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