/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16146778]

>Grilled Cheese
>Cheese never touches the grill at all

How does that make any fucking sense?

[Anonymous No.16146797]

A McChicken thread died for this.

[Anonymous No.16146819]

>>16146797
A comment died for your comment. :(

[Anonymous No.16146832]

The voices are getting louder.

[Anonymous No.16146850]

>>16146778

Shutup and eat your grilled bread.

[Anonymous No.16146853]

>>16146797
and too bad you didn't either

[Anonymous No.16146860]

>>16146778
>fish and chips
>fish is served with french fries and not chips

[Anonymous No.16146923]

>>16146778
It's not even cooked on a fucking grill.

[Anonymous No.16146935]

>>16146860
__ _________ ______?

[Anonymous No.16146977]

>Entrée
>It's in the fucking middle of the meal

[Anonymous No.16147017]

>>16146778
There is a style of grilled cheese where you melt the cheese in a pan and place it on two toasted pieces of bread. It's pretty good, especially if you let the cheese burn a bit.

[Anonymous No.16147034]

>spaghetti alla puttanesca
>doesn't fuck me

explain this

[Anonymous No.16147053]

>>16146850
...wait a minute, how can white rice contain more folate than brown rice? Brown rice IS white rice but with the endosperm still on it.

[Anonymous No.16147064]

>>16146778
There is no grill, it's a frying pan.

[Anonymous No.16147099]

>>16146778

Fucking scam!

[Anonymous No.16147555]

>>16146778
>hotdog
is not 10/10 canada nor traditional chink cuisine

[Anonymous No.16147612]

>>16146850
is this right? I might change my diet into potato puree with olive oil

[Anonymous No.16147636]

>>16146850
Brown rice is filled with arsenic. Even more than white rice.

[Anonymous No.16147656]

>>16147612
You could technically have a potato only diet and be just fine nutritionally.

[Anonymous No.16147684]

>>16147656
I'm a fatty acid degenerate still since they're extremely beneficial, I'd almost gulp down olive oil if I didn't put it in every meal

[Anonymous No.16147830]

>>16146778
Because it's a grilled cheese sandwich. As in a cheese sandwich that has been grilled

[Anonymous No.16147848]

>>16147017
>It's pretty good, especially if you let the cheese burn a bit.

One time I 'burnt' my cheese flavor hamburger helper noodles on the bottom and it became an amazing taste. Btw i've never seen these noodles outside of hamburger helper meals lol. do you know the name of them?

[Anonymous No.16147860]

>>16147830
>go to America
>order grilled fish
>have no idea how it is going to be cooked
>America. Flat top griddle is a grill
>America. Barbecue is a grill
>America. Grilled cheese sandwich cooked in a frying pan

[Anonymous No.16147880]

>>16146778
>chicken fried steak
has no chicken in it

[Anonymous No.16148084]

>>16147034
false advertising d e s u

[Anonymous No.16148104]

Because it's a grillef cheese sandwich
it's a cheese sandwich
that you grill

[Anonymous No.16148116]

>>16148104
read>>16147860

[Anonymous No.16148118]

>>16147860
>Barbecue is a grill
what?

[Anonymous No.16148123]

>>16148116
it's griddled, and kids reduced it to "grilled" because they didn't know the difference.

[Anonymous No.16148130]

>>16147880
The name doesn't claim this. Chicken is the adjective of fried where the noun is steak

[Anonymous No.16148134]

>>16148118
How do you barbecue food if no barbecue is involved?

[Anonymous No.16148139]

>>16148123
Griddled in a frying pan? Fry me an egg.

[Anonymous No.16148141]

>>16148134
But a barbecue isn't a grill and you can't cook barbecue on a grill

[Anonymous No.16148143]

>>16147880
I could imagine some decrepit diner grinding up chicken and making a T-bone shaped patty for the daily special

[Anonymous No.16148147]

Food terminology is a fucking mess because it is one of the few popular professions that is dominated by low IQ individuals.

[Anonymous No.16148154]

>>16148141
Don't yanks grill things on a barbecue?

[Anonymous No.16148156]

>>16148147
>implying that there's only a few professions filled with retards

[Anonymous No.16148165]

>>16147053
It's using enriched rice as a measurement, which has folate added.

[Anonymous No.16148228]

>>16148123
American education. Never fails to amuse the rest of the world.

[Anonymous No.16148233]

>>16148141
You're a fucking retard if you think you can't slow smoke brisket or pork shoulder on a Weber kettle grill.

[Anonymous No.16148234]

>>16146935
it's your choice

[Anonymous No.16148238]

It's a grilled cheese sandwich but yanks are so fucking lazy the word sandwich is too much of an effort.

[Anonymous No.16148252]

>>16146778
It's a grilled cheese sandwich. The cheese sandwich is grilled.
Please don't spawn.

[Anonymous No.16148262]

>>16148238
They're too lazy to grill it. They fry it.

[Anonymous No.16148269]

Because it’s a shortened form of “grilled cheese sandwich”, you E3rdL retard.
And the term assumes you have enough cognitive ability to determine the meaning is that of a cheese sandwich which had been grilled, not a sandwich made of cheese which had been grilled.
It wasn’t asking a lot until the current crop of zoomers came around; now it has to be explained.

[Anonymous No.16148270]

>>16148238
Oi bruv it's actually a grilled William of orange ensemble betwixt two toasted trenchers, but that was too hard for everyone but the nobility so it was changed to "grilled cheese sandwich"

[Anonymous No.16148284]

>>16148269
Please explain the grilled part.

[Anonymous No.16148296]

>>16148284
Don’t be obtuse.
Clearly the term came about long before the internet enabled pedantic autists to push their glasses up and argue the difference between grilled and griddled.

[Anonymous No.16148300]

>>16148284
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flattop_grill

[Anonymous No.16148307]

>>16148296
So what about the frying pan and the thing in the garden that that gills your steaks?

[Anonymous No.16148313]

>>16148300
Every home has one, don't they? What's with the frying pan?

[Anonymous No.16148362]

>>16148154
There's no such thing as a "barbecue" bar the food. There's a grill, and there's a smoker.

>>16148233
Well I never would.

[Anonymous No.16148379]

>>16148362
You're just making things up now. How do you grill in a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.16148397]

>>16148362
If a barbecue is a grill and you cook food on the grill, why isn't the food put ON the lid?

[Anonymous No.16148424]

Are grilled cheese better with propane or charcoal?

[Anonymous No.16148449]

>>16148307
>>16148313
>>16148379
Not a single reply explaining the frying pan and "grilling."

[Anonymous No.16148451]

This is a self report because there's a rogue janitor in /fng/ in /vg/.

He's allowing his friend to ruin the threads with constant shitposting and spam by taking them out of the report queue and making sure no mods see it, he's also not giving out bans even if I directly call him a gigantic niggerfaggot because he knows it's going to require a mod to approve it which will lead to a mod seeing all the other shit and he'll be in hot water. I'm posting outside of that board now because it seems like another staff member on another board needs to take care of it. Thanks.

The posts you need to look at is mostly just these two since one of them quotes a lot of the other ones. (just this thread, he's been doing it for weeks)

>>>/vg/336383108
>>>/vg/336383964

Take care of this fucking faggot already. He had to give up his ID and a bunch of other bullshit to prevent this kind of shit from happening, take care of it.

[Anonymous No.16148477]

>>16148449
But you had multiple replies explaining why your question is autistic.

[Anonymous No.16148485]

>>16148451
Go back to plebbit.

[Anonymous No.16148489]

>>16148477
Not a single reply. Please explain for me.

[Anonymous No.16148509]

>corned beef
>not made with corn

[Anonymous No.16148524]

>>16148509
The beef is questionable too.

[Anonymous No.16148527]

>>16146860
>French fries
they're English and baked

[Anonymous No.16148544]

>>16148527
Baked? You only eat frozen food?

[Anonymous No.16148550]

>>16148130
do better

[Anonymous No.16148566]

>>16148544
frozen potatoes would be hard to slice

[Anonymous No.16148580]

>>16148527
Lad’s neveh ‘ad uh “crisp” beforh’

[Anonymous No.16148601]

>>16148566
What don't you understand by "fries"?

[Anonymous No.16148632]

>>16148252
>the cheese sandwich is grilled
>bread never touches the grill
?

[Anonymous No.16148646]

>>16148632
Toasted breaded warm cheese sandwich will be the new name.

[Anonymous No.16148648]

>>16148632
But it hits a frying pan and never sees a grill in its life.

[Anonymous No.16148650]

>>16148601
french fries are tiny narrow things whereas english chips are chunkier and could beat french fries in a fight. also there are multiple methods to prepare chips (from scratch >>16148544)

[Anonymous No.16148665]

>>16148650
I was taking the piss out of frozen food.

[Anonymous No.16148670]

>>16148646
not far off from what we call them in england

[Anonymous No.16148682]

>>16148670
We don't put them in a frying pan.

[Anonymous No.16148686]

>>16147880
>>chicken fried steak

i learned its good to keep the white gravy away from the edges of the steak patty. the crunch is worth.

[Anonymous No.16148698]

>>16148686
>white gravy
Wat?

[Anonymous No.16148701]

>>16148147
>Hamburger Helper
>Box of noodles and cheese powder

[Anonymous No.16148711]

>>16148701
>>Hamburger Helper
How inept can Dumbericans be?

[Anonymous No.16148712]

>>16148238
>grilled cheese sandwich but yanks are so fucking lazy the word sandwich is too much of an effort.

as an american this made me laff

>>16148698
>>white gravy
>Wat?

in texas restraunts ive been to, chicken fried steak is served with white gravy.

[Anonymous No.16148717]

>>16148701
I brought a 12 pack of hamburger helper ages ago and I still regret it. It is literally prison food tier.

[Anonymous No.16148730]

>>16148712
>white gravy.
Wat?
It's not gravy, is it. It's bechamel sauce.

[Anonymous No.16148734]

>>16148717
>It is literally prison food tier.

You have to admit its better than ramen noodles. Where do u live?

[Anonymous No.16148741]

>>16148730
>It's not gravy, is it. It's bechamel sauce.

Sure, i understand what you mean, but that's autismo way of thinking about it.

A lot of american products are dumbed down, like grape Jelly being high fructose corn syrup 'jelly', or 'wasabi' being horse radish and green paint.

[Anonymous No.16148760]

>>16148741
So why try to sound better that what you are?

[Anonymous No.16148771]

>>16148397
>If a barbecue is a grill
it isn't
>and you cook food on the grill, why isn't the food put ON the lid?
I honestly don't understand what you're asking

[Anonymous No.16148789]

>>16148760
>So why try to sound better that what you are?

Cus i'm american and we all talk bullshit. I've eaten all the crappy american foods and i know it's fake, but it's tasty at times.

I am sure some american restaurants will cook you a real gravy. I am also annoyed when a restraunt serves me Potato flake mashed potatoes. I don't consider them a real restaurant, that's just lazy ass shit.

[Anonymous No.16148797]

>>16148771
The whole contraption is called a grill. It has a lid. You cook ON the grill. Therefore, the food should be placed on the lid. English not your strong point? American education strikes again.

[Anonymous No.16148814]

>>16148797

If you cooked a grilled cheese on a real grill, the bread would be hard as a rock LOL

[Anonymous No.16148835]

>>16148814
So why call it grilled when it's fried?

[Anonymous No.16148857]

>>16148835

Cus it seems like southern slang. When you use words improper that sound similar to what you're talking about, but is totally wrong. Like how some say "Yall" instead of you all.

[Anonymous No.16148858]

>>16146778
It should be called a pan fried cheese.

[Anonymous No.16148877]

>>16148857
Grilled doesn't sound like fried. And it's US wide.

[Anonymous No.16148880]

>>16148650
>could beat french fries in a fight
then why do you only sell them in england
everyone around the world prefers not chips

[Anonymous No.16148893]

>>16148880
What do you think steak fries are?

[Anonymous No.16148958]

>>16148877
>Grilled doesn't sound like fried. And it's US wide.

Lol because America is fucked up, they're all eating McChickens for $1 and it's 50% soy protein.

[Anonymous No.16148976]

>>16148797
But there is no "contraption" called a "barbecue". There is a grill that you can place food items on the grill (the literal grill as opposed to the whole construction which is also called a grill) as opposed to the lid, which is semantics. You're trying to be sly about how one uses a grill but you don't understand the point that I'm making which is that there is no such thing as a "barbecue" (bar the foodstuffs called barbecue) and you definitely don't grill on it.

[Anonymous No.16148990]

>>16148857
>Y'all
spell it right faggot

[Anonymous No.16149002]

>>16148730
Pretty sure bechamel doesn't contain sausage grease and sausage bits.

[Anonymous No.16149044]

>>16146778
You can make the cheese touch the grill if you let it touch the side I guess

[Anonymous No.16149152]

>>16148730
Bechamel and white gravy are similar but they are still different, and the domestic name for a dish is the proper name.

[Anonymous No.16149637]

>>16148771
>it isn't
It is where I come from.

[Anonymous No.16149661]

>>16148976
You forgot to add "in America" to your response there.

[Anonymous No.16149733]

>>16146778
Idk anon, I never really understood it either but It's still one of my favorite things to make. Made this one a couple weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.16149755]

>>16146778
excuse me OP, but that is a Bacon Melt, not a grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.16149772]

>>16149637
they do things different in the states mate

[Anonymous No.16150625]

>>16147636
ALL RICE, ALL OF IT.

[Anonymous No.16150977]

>>16146819
No it didn't, learn how 4channel works.

[Anonymous No.16151179]

>>16149733
Very american meal. Buttered bread, Gooey fake american cheese, greasy as hell and gooder than pussy.

[Anonymous No.16151216]

>>16147860
You people are morons when it comes to barbecue terminology, full stop
Anyways, "grilled" when done on a griddle/frypan only applies to the cheese sandwich, nothing else

[Anonymous No.16151224]

>>16148141
>can't cook barbecue on a grill
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16151239]

>>16148313
I don't have a griddle but my cast iron pan is a good substitute. Most homes don't have griddles

[Anonymous No.16151242]

>>16149755
>Bacon Melt

bacon bits could be good on a grilled cheese, but those are onions in OP's picture

[Anonymous No.16151245]

>>16146778
Y'all don't grill your cheese?!

[Anonymous No.16151249]

>>16148698
well anon if you don't brown the flour in the fat before you add the liquid it's white not brown

[Anonymous No.16151256]

>>16148730
>bechamel sauce
doesn't have all the ingredients for white gravy

[Anonymous No.16151262]

>>16149637
When my parents moved to Texas my mom was mocked mercilessly for calling grilled chicken "barbeque"

[Anonymous No.16151952]

>>16146778
What the fuck is a grilled cheese sandwich?!

[Anonymous No.16151974]

the other day i bought a jar of grilled olives, half convinced it would be a retarded meme but i just tried them and they were heavenly. the charred woodsmoke flavor is incredible. i'm not even a green olive guy

[Anonymous No.16152006]

>>16148141
>>16148134
In North American English, "Barbecue" is the name for the food itself, not the device used to cook it. Saying "cooked on the barbecue" makes no sense, it's like calling a pot "stew" or calling an oven a "bread". Barbecue is produced in a smoker or on a grill. You may attend a barbecue, where you eat barbecue, but you never cook something on a barbecue (which conjures images of frying an egg on a rack of ribs).

[Anonymous No.16152161]

>>16152006
Maybe americans shouldn't always assume their local nomenclature is a universal truth.

[Anonymous No.16152181]

>>16152006
>Saying "cooked on the barbecue" makes no sense, it's like calling a pot "stew" or calling an oven a "bread". Barbecue is produced in a smoker or on a grill. You may attend a barbecue, where you eat barbecue, but you never cook something on a barbecu

this is completely wrong though

we still refer to bbqs as bbqs

[Anonymous No.16152572]

>>16147848
I know them as lasagne noodles.

[Anonymous No.16152575]

>>16152006
Imagine being this retarded and trying to back it up. Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.16152583]

>>16148165
Wtf, are rice producers that fucking stupid?? How's enrichment gonna do anything if you wash it off before cooking

[Anonymous No.16152692]

>>16146778
Okay, wise guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RllWJUvrxEY

[Anonymous No.16152827]

>>16147848
>hamburger helper
jesus, fuck. it's been 10 years and I was homeless the last time i had that shit.

[Anonymous No.16152844]

i was born with a dick but ive always been a gigantic pussy

[Anonymous No.16152882]

>>16148130
A descriptor of an adjective is an adverb, anon. Even so, chicken doesn't function as an adverb to fried, "chicken fried" is simply an open compound adjective

[Anonymous No.16153597]

>>16146860
I don't think I've ever seen fish and chips served with french fries. They are always served with chips.

[Anonymous No.16154163]

>>16147656
Pretty sure you need dairy like butter or cheese to get all the necessary nutrients, but you're right. This landwhale subsisted only on cheese covered potatoes for decades.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

[Anonymous No.16154206]

>>16152583
>he washes his rice
sheep