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>panda express

>> No.16145403
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It had never occurred to me until just now that the name is a joke. Any "express" implies rapid speed, but pandas are slow and lazy creatures.

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>Lucky Number 1 Golden Pink Dragon Pearl Palace Coral

>> No.16145407

>>16145403
DUDE

>> No.16145411

>panda express
>no panda meat and the grubhub takes over hour to deliver

wtf

>> No.16145434

>>16145403
Heh

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>>16145396
their chow mein is based but everything else is inauthentic shit.
>walk in store
>pronounce it "chow mian"
>mock hei gui employees for not knowing what I want

>> No.16145504

Local chinese restaurants are 10 times better than panda express

>> No.16145537

>>16145504
wow thats interesting how about taco bell

>> No.16145553 [DELETED] 

>>16145493
CHAR SIEW HAVE AHHH? LESS LESS SPICY CAN? LAST TIME NO MORE CHILI ALREADY

>> No.16145567

>>16145493
CHAR SIEW HAVE AHHH? LESS LESS SPICY CAN? LAST TIME CHILI NO MORE ALREADY

>> No.16145569

Kung Pao Chicken has the little black peppers and you can get chili sauce packets.
both are way spicier than anything you can get at any other fast food place, so that's pretty based.

>> No.16145570

Panda express is great. Hope I can get some tomorrow!

>> No.16145581

>>16145493

Why the fuck did have say it so autistic for you dumbass? Your at panda express dude...

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Would you take the Panda Express Employee ritual /CK/?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/restaurantsandnews/panda-express-employee-alleges-cult-like-initiation-rituals-at-self-improvement-seminar/ar-BB1ex3EO

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>>16145581
because that's literally what it is? Because "mein" is not even a word? it's like calling noodles "nard-zingerboppers"

>> No.16145698

>>16145627

>their chow mein is based but everything else is inauthentic shit.

You already admitted how it’s commonly referred to so you already know you were just being a dumbass. Again Youre at panda express ffs!

>> No.16145737

>>16145537
Taco Bell is 10 times better than local Mexican restaurants

>> No.16145743

>>16145737
McDonalds is better than Whataburger.

>> No.16145750

I used to work at one and their food is pretty fresh. My manager would go to the farmer's market if we were short on veggies to cut for that day.

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>>16145493
>muh authenticity
Chinese zoomers are such fags
https://youtu.be/Fo59LlkTDe4

>> No.16145777

>>16145493
What’s the problem? They don’t advertise their food as authentic.

>> No.16145801

>>16145403
Holy shit dude I wish there was a feature on this website where I could give you like a like and then if your comment gets enough likes like it goes viral and shit

>> No.16145811

>>16145396
>not walking out with the plate of food before paying.
ngmi

>> No.16145850

>>16145403
>>16145801
Actually its based on Panda Inn, where they sold a similar menu. They branched out and made counter service versions called Panda Express

>> No.16146126

>>16145396
The orange chicken is good

>> No.16146134

>>16145493
cry about it
>>16145761
thank you, this is exactly what I was going to post. all their videos share a common theme
>first gen immigrants and foreigners like it even if it's not perfectly authentic. it tastes good, who the fuck cares?
>it's later-gen immigrants that cry about it not being muh mama babushka's old-world recipe

>> No.16146146

>>16145493
>>16146134
and furthermore, it's really fucking funny that all these iNaUtHeNTiC recipes are usually made by people OF THAT CULTURE
especially Chinese-American food, which was mostly invented by Chinese people living in late-19th century America just making do with what was available
how can your own culture be appropriated by SOMEONE FROM YOUR CULTURE you goddamn stupid fuck?

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>>16145396
>doesn't serve pandas

>> No.16146771

>>16146382
kek