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>ooh i can't eat much in the morning, i'll have something light
>ooh i'll just have a light lunch or i'll have to have a nap haha
>ooh i'll just have a light dinner or i won't sleep well

>> No.16139889

>>16139876
Some people can't handle heavy food and that's ok

>> No.16139907

>>16139876
If you're not a logger or some shit there is no reason for you to eat a stack of pancakes and sausage every morning. It's all just a conspiracy by big breakfast.

>> No.16139909

>ooh i really want to fart as much as possible at work today

>> No.16139934
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16139934

>ooh I can't formulate an original post
>ooh I'm just going to reuse a trope
>ooh I'm using 5 layers of irony so no one can touch me

>> No.16139942

My usual breakfast:
>6 eggs
>1 mozzarella ball, 100g young gouda and some blue cheese if I feel fancy
>some leftover meat from the day before
>a bowl of greek joghurt with cinnamon as a dessert.
Menawhile my coworkers eat nothing for breakfast and snack on bullshit throughout the day while getting fatter

>> No.16139952

>>16139942
Yeah there is no way you're not fat

>> No.16139953

>never had a food
>knows they don't like it
>will never try it
>is old enough to drink alcohol

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16139956

>>16139952
>no carbs
>fat

>> No.16139958

>>16139876
>why am i so obese? It must be those pesky carbs!
>t. OP

>> No.16139961

>>16139956
talking about food
>radiohead guy
why is the internet like this

>> No.16139968

>>16139952
I only eat two meals a day

>> No.16139969

>>16139961
What?

>> No.16139985

>>16139909
this but unironically

>> No.16140078

>>16139961
That's Limmy, an Irish comedian.

>> No.16140098

>>16139876
If you're eating 2000cal/day split among 3 meals and maybe a snack you aren't eating big at any point in the day. Also when you get older the more you eat at once the more like shit you feel. I'm 38 and if I eat anything past 10pm I sleep like shit.

>> No.16140129

>>16139952
that dude already got all his nutrient need/day from just breakfast.
No need to keep eating during the day.

>> No.16140151

>>16139876
cunt, it's fucking 35 degrees C and humid in the winter where I live
if you want to survive living here you gotta get used to eating light salads and other shit that's easy to digest in the extreme heat.
It's not the kind of climate you can eat huge roast dinners, heavy stews and thick curries in.

>> No.16140152

>>16140078
Radiohead are irish so same guy.

>> No.16140167

>>16140152
are all irish the same guy?

>> No.16140873

>>16139876
So true

>> No.16140878

>>16139889
No it isn't.

>> No.16140883

>>16139876
>ooh i'll post a frog because i'm a power bottom fag

>> No.16140898

>>16140167
I've been to Ireland and I can confirm. It's just one guy.

>> No.16140915

>>16139909
I turn my office space into a toxic pit every morning. It's great.

>> No.16140929

>>16140883

Power bottoms really are the worst though... it's like, if you're a bottom, be docile and submissive.

>> No.16140937

>nooo you can't eat light food you must be +80 kg like me so I won't feel bad!!

>> No.16140947

>>16140929
Or maybe just take turns like normal faggots who love each other and want to give pleasure to their partner.

>> No.16140948

>>16139934
here's a pity (you)

>> No.16140977

>>16139889
Lift weights

>> No.16141458

>>16139909
>>16139985
>>16140915
What do you eat that makes you fart so much? Fast food? All i have is brown seeded toast and hardly fart at all even if i eat a lot.

>> No.16141546

>>16141458
>All i have is brown seeded toast and hardly fart at all
doubt

>> No.16141594

>>16141546
fuck off retard

>> No.16141630

>>16141594
do not call me a retard

>> No.16141645

>>16141630
sorry

>> No.16141729

>>16140098
what subhuman level of DYEL do you have to be to consume only 2000 cals a day

>> No.16141751

>>16141729
I eat even less. Eating is such a chore.