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British cuisine is mesmerizing

>> No.16136310

>>16136288
Where the fuck are the creepy smiling face potatoes? This is trash

>> No.16136311

That seems like a reasonable amount of food for an average American

>> No.16136321

>>16136310
They are great you tastelet
>>16136288
nothing wrong with this as long as don't eat it often with curry sauce or some ketchup to dip it's divine.

>> No.16136331
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>>16136288
>deep fried nugs
>deep fried fish
>deep fried sausage
>deep fried onions
>deep fried pizza
>deep fried hamburger patties
>deep fried potatoes
>diluted HFCS to wash it all down
>a propa din-din, simple as
You guys deserve to be overrun by violent pakis

>> No.16136333

>>16136288
what does irn bru taste like?

>> No.16136340 [DELETED] 

>>16136331
>Carbonated Water, Sugar, Acid (Citric Acid), Flavourings (Including Caffeine, Ammonium Ferric Citrate & Quinine), Sweeteners (Aspartame, Acesulfame K), Preservative (E211), Colours (Sunset Yellow FCF, Ponceau 4R)

>Contains a source of Phenylalanine. Sunset Yellow & Ponceau 4R: May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children.

Sorry american but no HFCS here

>> No.16136354

>>16136340
Wow, that's a perfectly healthy beverage after all! I stand corrected

>> No.16136381

>>16136333
Girders

>> No.16136443

30 years ago English style cooking meant boiled in unsalted water.

The internet didn't help them unfortunately.

Neither did Heston's at Home or Gordon's 3*Chef books. (Get them if you can)

>> No.16136507

>>16136331
You are so cool and healthy and cultured for this opinion! You probably have very good taste and a lot of friends! No one has ever found you to be pretentious!

>> No.16136566

>>16136288
>Scottish
Hopefully the fat, alcoholic, drug addicts will leave the union.

>> No.16136575

>>16136331
More mulism terror attack in the US than the UK.
France and Belgium actually have the problem.

>> No.16136581

>>16136507
Sarcasm is the realm of little bitches.

You sound like a fucking woman.

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>>16136288
OH, THU FLEHVOS

JOS BJOOTIFOOL

>> No.16136679

>>16136581

Nah, he called you out and made you look like a little bitch. Take the L.

>> No.16136708

>>16136581
You sound like you don't talk to women

>> No.16136715

>>16136677
He didn't like it though

>> No.16136721

>>16136715
yeah, imagine how fucking shit it had to be for him not to like it

>> No.16136771

>>16136679
>Take the L
Fucking nigger lol shut your fucking cocksleeve

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>> No.16136815

>>16136288
>boss?
>ye mate?
>the meat's gun rottin boss
>fookin 'ell
>Should'a dump it in the bin then?
>fook that, i aven't renewd me waste loicense i haven't.
>so wutshould we do wi'it then?
>a'll tell ya a will, pu it in the batter proper, then fry it lad
>yous shure our patrons wun't notice then?
>they's drunk as me mum, no a chance lad, they's think it's propper fine food too
>aye fookin brilliant boss
>shad'up an pass me the heroin wanker
>aye boss

>> No.16136859

>>16136288
Do you get any sauce with this?

>> No.16136932

>>16136859
That's what the Irn-bru is for

>> No.16136949

>>16136932
But I like savory sauces

>> No.16137390

>>16136333

Carbonated ginger with the same punch in the face effect as high sugar soda

>> No.16137396

>>16136288
Why does it look cold?

>> No.16137401

>>16136802
I'd fucking devour this.

>> No.16137416
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>>16136310
https://youtu.be/kVPp2lX9ZcA?t=249

>> No.16137453

I still have no clue why the munchie box hasn't caught on here in the US, especially in college towns. Maybe there's an untapped market.

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16137726

Smack barm pey wet

https://youtu.be/_fid-RMAm4U

It's all wet, no pey

>> No.16137760

>>16136575
Your Muslim overlords don’t ever use the world “Islamic terrorist attack” it’s “downtrodden educated good natured man of Asian descent attacked and killed 3 with acid”

>> No.16137763
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16137763

>>16136288
Watch the Paki cuck’s takeout videos it’s all shit. I can’t believe I thought our food was so bad and

>> No.16137767

>>16137453
They basically have this in any 7-1 except its sold separately and not in a huge box

>> No.16137780

>>16136381
kek

>> No.16137785

>>16136815
accurate

>> No.16137816

>>16137763
and what? did you have a stroke and die off? also what vids are you talking about?

>> No.16137837

SCOTTISH DEGENERACY

>> No.16137894

>>16136802
wtf is that?

>> No.16138083

>>16137894
scottish food

>> No.16138091

>>16137894

deep fried chip butty

>> No.16138092

>>16137390
So it tastes like ginger ale? Sounds pretty good.

>> No.16138106

>>16136333
stale bubblegum.

>> No.16138169

>>16136715
what? yes he did

>> No.16138173

>>16136715
He gave it a 10. The only thing that he didn't like was the burgers.

>> No.16138179

IVE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPIIIIEEEEESSSS

>> No.16138196

>>16137390
What the fuck? It tastes nothing like ginger. Carbonated stale bubblegum is more correct. It's kind of got a lemon verbena taste to it but there is something else to it

>> No.16138202

>>16138173
you are a fucking mong he gave it a 2/10, he hated everting but the soda. i just watched the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb7a1kco9K4

>> No.16138209

>>16138169
why would you lie about something as inane as this?

>> No.16138232

>>16138209
I was referring to this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVPp2lX9ZcA

>> No.16138241
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>>16137726
absolutely class

>> No.16138279

There's some gems though. Certain fish dishes (smoked haddock especially) and roasts are to die for. But I think the Brits really excelled in desserts, a lot of the fruit centric ones are divine

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>>16137763
Explain your autism to me.

>> No.16138333

You could nuke the UK from orbit and absolutely nothing would change.

>> No.16138340

>>16138232
well yeah but that is a completely different restaurants with a completely different selection of fast foods.

>> No.16138348

>>16138340
I'm not versed in the intricacies of deep fried British cuisine, forgive me

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>>16137416

is that container on the right ... spaghetti o's???

>> No.16138373

>>16138368
yes

>> No.16138374
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>>16138322

>> No.16138379

>>16138322
I think it's a Kiwifarms thing like that asshole-spreading guy.

>> No.16138383

>>16136443
from boiled in unsalted water to boiled in oil

>> No.16138386

>>16136288
that better be from the special stocks of pre-sugar tax irn bru

>> No.16139370

>>16136288
*Scottish
Irn Bru+deep fried everything is what haggis niggers do

>> No.16139373

>>16138368
yep, top class

>> No.16140474

>>16139370
Scotland has great cuisine, claiming it doesn't because the bottom tier of society eats like shit is ridiculous. This is like claiming France is gastronomically dead because MacDonald's is popular as fuck there.

>> No.16140496

>>16136802
is that deep fried cofee?

>> No.16140525

>>16136771
U crying bro?

>> No.16140746

>>16136815
U havin a giggle there mate?

>> No.16140806

I would eat it in a heartbeat, what are you fags on about?

>> No.16140928

>>16136288
Honest? Give me a bunch of ketchup or tartar sauce, a different drink and I'll eat all of it eventually.

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16140951

>ywn be a drunk scottish lad eating a munchy box at 3am after drinking guinness all night at the pub with the lads after watching aberdeen lose

is there even a single reason to live?

>> No.16140955

>>16140951
Guinness is irish, lad

>> No.16140957

>>16140951
sadly not

>> No.16140969

>>16140474
>mince and tatties
>great cuisine
hope you convinced yourself at least

>> No.16140983

>>16140955
>implying they don't drink guinness in scotland

>> No.16140986

>>16140951
I... I didn't know I had this feel inside me. Change Guinness for Tennent's and you got me good.

>> No.16140989

>>16140951
>he doesn't watch st mirren lose instead
what a cuck

>> No.16140996

>>16140951
Am I fine if I watch Hearts lose too? This is important.

>> No.16141000

>>16140996
the important part is being a drunk scot at the pub with the lads then finishing the night off with a munchy box then going home to your lift up you girlfriend's kilt and eat her stinky minge while she's still sleeping

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16141294

>eat an entire box of deep fried carbs
>be disgusted with americans for putting chicken on a salad

>> No.16142032

>>16141294
rent free

>> No.16142035

>>16136331
No HFCS in Irn Bru, just cane sugar (like OG Mexican coke)

>> No.16142041

>>16136333
Combination of bubblegum, ginger and an artificial flavor of that extinct banana.

>> No.16142046

>>16136443
That's because of how recent widespread access to refrigeration is.
When most of your meat is preserved by being salted to death, you need to use unsalted water to unfuck it before you eat it.

>> No.16142054

>>16140951
*Tennants lager
It's a pretty comfy feel.

>> No.16142196

Fucking love me some Irn Bru, used to buy it all the time in Russia

>> No.16142508

>>16138368
we call them 'oops

>> No.16142675

If the food is so gross, why does a properly sexy goddess like it so much?

https://youtu.be/yiYrOEH9dm8

>> No.16142732

proto-americans blown the fuck out

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>>16138348
picrel but a bit different

>> No.16143688

>>16142675
>this is a 101/10 in bongland