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16129827 No.16129827 [Reply] [Original]

>why yes, I'd love for mikey in the back to ooze all over my pizza

>> No.16129840

>>16129827
incels btfo yet again

>> No.16129860

>>16129827
If I was a kid I would want to try this, but as an adult this is fucking vile.

>> No.16129880

Ninja Turtles with the classic designs? Is promotion aimed at 30+ boomers?

>> No.16129886
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>> No.16129887

>>16129827
donatello sperm on your pizza

>> No.16129925

>>16129886
based

>> No.16129931

>>16129880
>Is promotion aimed at people with disposable income?

The agenda can wait. Time to make up for the past year's losses.

>> No.16130653

something I've noticed over the years is that TMNT gets a lot of merch still, but oddly enough a lot of it uses the 80s cartoon design

I still see places that sell underwear and socks with the design

>> No.16130674

>>16130653
I used to date a GILF and her grandson was really into TMNT. Kid was barely old enough to talk and he called the new design “fake turtles” and preferred the old one.

>> No.16130708

>>16130674
Elaborate on that.

>> No.16130716

>>16130674
Get a blog dude you sound cucked af

>> No.16130736
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Food tie in thread?

>> No.16132368

>>16129827
Is that radioactive jizz?

>> No.16132386

>>16130708
Her daughter was 3 years younger than me. Unfortunately we split before I could get that one checked off my list.

>>16130716
>uggghhhh you've had sex with a girl who has had sex with another person? I'm holding out for a traditional wife who will accept me for posting on anime forums and going to based maga rallies with posters of frogs
So based and redpilled.

>> No.16132594

>>16130736
you know they would just fuck it up

>>16129931
Oy vey! Look at these loses. Tell Satan we need to push back his invasion another ten generations for restructuring and consultants to make a better portfolio.

>> No.16132606
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>>16129827
Obligatory

>> No.16133141
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>>16129827
>secret of the ooze

>> No.16133154

>>16132386
based snarky sexhaver

>> No.16133682

>>16130736
Turtle poops?

>> No.16133718

>>16132386
based

>> No.16133735
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PIZZA TIME

>> No.16133807

>>16129827
if you eat ranch on pizza you are a certified fattie

>> No.16133995

>>16130716
Envy

>> No.16134003
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>>16132606
sonic likes chili dogs

>> No.16134024
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>>16129880
Yes.

>> No.16134236
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>>16129827
That's some real late 80s/90s throwback do they still make funny colored kids food anymore LOL ITS GREEEN BUT IT AINT SPOSETA BE are kids still like this?

>> No.16134250

Confucius say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late zah

>> No.16134260

>>16133735
I instantly thought of this

>> No.16134265

>>16129827
mikey is on the left m8 that's leo at the back

>> No.16134383

Why would a TMNT pizza have green goo all over it?
The turtles themselves just eat cheese pizzas

>> No.16134431
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>>16134383
In the 80s cartoon they ate all kinds of goofy pizzas in the name of "humor", but really TMNT shit just gets sold in green because that's marketing

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>>16134431
Pizza Hut also decided each turtle has their own pizza too

>> No.16134624

>>16134594
Well they got Michelangelos right giving the biggest faggot the pineapple pizza

>> No.16134704

>>16134624
>dude pineapple pizza bad lmao
Hello r*ddit.

>> No.16134719

>>16134704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rq1c3njLzw

>> No.16135179

>order the mutagen pepperoni lovers
>it's just a plain pepperoni lovers

last time I order from pizza hut, motherfuckers

>> No.16135189

>>16134236
It's not for kids, it's for 30 year old fat bearded numales who will pay a premium for the 5 second dopamine rush from posting social media images of themselves doing juvenile things like eating ranch with food coloring.

>> No.16135206

>>16130653
None of the others have caught on. People don't even talk about the latest woke designs
If it ain't broke, don't fix it, but agendas are on a timetable apparently

>> No.16135212
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>>16129827
>another exclusive food only americans get to eat
I hate you guys so much. I'd try it once at least

>> No.16135216

>>16134594
Leo is based and redpilled as usual

>> No.16135219

>>16134719
You are actually a reddit nigger holy shit.

>> No.16135230

>>16134236
Thats interesting, as a Turtle i am michelangelo, and I would choose his pizza.

>> No.16135236

>>16129827
Oh sure, I want green cum all over my food.
There are some aspects of furry porn that I don't want IRL, and stuff that looks like coloured jizz on my food isn't one of them.

>> No.16135243

>>16130653
Can you buy a TMNT womens' thong?

>> No.16135251

>>16135243
my gf has one

>> No.16135255

>>16135243
only child sizes.

>> No.16135415

>>16135212
It's here in Australia

>> No.16135562

>>16135415
I live in Brownshitholeland, South America. No fun anglo stuff for me

>> No.16135566

>>16135243
Google it, there's several designs. I'd post some but I don't want to get shoa'd by some trigger happy janny

>> No.16135722
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>>16135562
do you have pic related? if so i am envious

>> No.16135996

>>16135566
They’re just jealous that they’ll never be able to fit into one

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