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>> No.16126869

>>16126817
Is it correct to go opposite directions on each side?

>> No.16126875

>>16126827
>When ck says they work at a restaurant.

>> No.16126881
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>> No.16126891

>>16126881
I have never seen this guy make anything good

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>>16126817
Thank you, now I want to see corpses.
>>16126881
that is undercooked and probly tastes bland
>>16126894
whats with the boomer arm twitch? it's disturbing

>> No.16127133

>>16126827
cute

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>> No.16127220

>>16126817
God I wish I was her mug

>> No.16127228

>>16127133
His name is Peter...

>> No.16127251

>>16126817
Not this again

>> No.16127261

>>16126864
Enjoy being hungry again 20 minutes later.

>> No.16127273

>>16127154
who the fuck calls green onion/scallions 'shallots'? kek

>> No.16127289

>>16127217
stop posting niggers chimping out on /ck/. being in a mcdonalds doesnt make it cooking or food related.
go to >>>/gif/ or something newfag

>> No.16127300

>>16127289
Nah, he cool.

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>> No.16127311

>>16126817
Requesting .webm of a surly looking man making a delicious egg sandwich. He's surrounded by a ridiculous amount of eggs.

>> No.16127383
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>>16127251
QUE...?

>> No.16127401

>>16127186
Dats a mane.

>> No.16127447

>>16127383
that looks terrible

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>> No.16127482

>>16127311

Are you referring to the prince of egg mountain?

>> No.16127484
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>> No.16127542
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>> No.16127574

>>16127383
vile

>> No.16127579

>>16127524
>>16127473
try posting foods instead of this /pol/-tier trash. You know full well you can get the reactions you're looking for elsewhere

>> No.16127597

>>16127579
>t. "guy" posting the bullshit food prep webm's

>> No.16127602

>>16127579
Nah, it's funny and fresh. Beats the shit out of the other trash reposts.

>> No.16127604
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>> No.16127659

>>16127579
Your complaining is more annoying than the webm themselves.

>> No.16127666

>>16127659
Well the worst thing is you complaining about people complaining.

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>> No.16127671

>>16127666
Not as bad as you complaining about people complaining about people complaining, Satan.

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>> No.16127743

>>16126869
I'm confused by how you phrased that. She swiped each side of the blade's edge an equal amount of times, which is correct, yes.

>> No.16127746

>>16127715
Why do people fight? Moreover, why do people like watching fights? Do you have to have a really low iq or something? I don't get it.

>> No.16127750

>>16126891
Yeah this is kinda weak. I went in thinking it'd be cioppino or something

>> No.16127774

>>16126927
wtf is this real ?

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>> No.16127790
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>> No.16127809

>>16127790
this is funny because how can you not like mett or steak tartare?

>> No.16127815

>>16127809
Not enough vomit chocolate on it

>> No.16127938

>>16127261
Enjoy being a fat cunt

>> No.16127963

>>16127154
What the matter ameritards. I thought the bongs ate bad food. You're gonna have to explain me that again.

>> No.16127975

>>16126856
this is dumb and i would eat it

>> No.16127995

https://voca.ro/1jFx33kI3nlx
I'M COLD BLOODED, THANK YOU OP THANKS FOR WHAT THAT WEBM DID TO ME

>> No.16128017

>>16127383
What even the fuck.

>> No.16128071

>>16127809
Any boomers I cook for are super sketched out by pork having even a hint of red, it's just the way they were raised. Which is a shame, because pork tenderloin doesn't deserve to be hockey puck dry.

While many people are happy to eat beef rare, outright raw pork dishes aren't common in the US in any circumstances I've seen. I could see mett being delicious, just depends on the quality of pork

>> No.16128095

>>16127995
did it actually work

>> No.16128098

>>16127975
Yeah but cooking wagyu with a blowtorch is fucking retarded. If you're gonna base some dumb-expensive dish on it and do a video, at least act like you use a searzall so the $40 wad of meat doesn't taste like straight kerosene. What a fucking shoe.

>> No.16128117

>>16126864
>Dough
I don't think they know what that word means and what it does not mean

What they made is a batter, not a dough

>> No.16128121

>>16128071
juicy pork is great but lowkey i really like dry hockey puck porkchops. Very chewwy but that's kind of what makes them fun to eat. I'm talking about the porkchops my father makes and they're normally quit spicy and make for good sandwiches if there are leftovers.

>> No.16128125

>>16127401
Sauce? For research purposes.

>> No.16128193

>>16127579
Real talk niggers are pretty awful tho

>> No.16128316

>>16126856
>beds of rice
fuck off, why not put the steak and eggs on a bed of hash browns?

>> No.16128426

>>16127790
>american
subtle

>> No.16128674
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>> No.16128711

>>16128674
>average bong

>> No.16128735

>>16126856
mmm butane

>> No.16128751

>>16128316
Because he wanted to use sushi rice, I believe.

>> No.16128765
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>>16128674
quit spinning the slop around and fucking eat it nigel

>> No.16128936

>>16127938
That whole thing is nothing but a quarter head of cabbage and bread.
Your body isn't getting any nutrients out of it, and it's going to let you know.

>> No.16128947

>>16127963
oh that's a british video? that explains everything

>> No.16129401

>>16128071

This is so true!

Many people dont understand that beef and pork is fine to eat rare. As long as its of good quality and not spoiled.

>> No.16129406
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>>16127311
I don't think such a thing exists

>> No.16129410

>>16129406
Me on the right trying for the deviled egg championships.

>> No.16129473

>>16127133
it was beaten and tortured to do this. probably died a long and painful death in the hands of third worlders

>> No.16129488

>>16126856
>Go to culinary school for three years
I know. I will combine 2 meme ideas into one
>Restaurant closes

>> No.16129531

>>16127579
Black people monkey around while the asian has to pick up the pieces to please the white man.

Society

>> No.16129533

>>16128316
>fuck off, why not put the steak and eggs on a bed of hash browns?
It's a take on sushi. Also, steak and rice is delish!

>> No.16129538

>>16129401
>>16128071
Don't raw pork contain a parasite that will eats it's way up and into your brain?

>> No.16129557

>>16128711
Fuck off mutt, rate my takeaway is a national treasure

>> No.16129565

>>16126927
looks okay
i'd eat it

>> No.16129792

>>16126817
No no no no nooooo thats knife tortur

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>>16127289
>>16127579

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>> No.16129890

>>16126864
Be sure to use plant milk

>> No.16129899

>>16129881
wow that's looped REALLY well

>> No.16129908

>>16129538
It can contain that yes.

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>> No.16130067
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>>16126827
Literally does a better job than Indian street vendors.

>>16126881
This looks like it could have been good without the tomato.

>> No.16130087
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>> No.16130116

>>16129406
Nothing? Just eggs and red onion between bread? Weak.

>> No.16130127
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>> No.16130129

>>16126864
Russian okonomiyaki

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>> No.16130165

>>16128674
do americans really?

>> No.16130174
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>>16130127
Nobody is going to watch more than the first five seconds of that, anon

>> No.16130179

>>16129406
I've always hated this clip because the cooking is so basic. I can imagine it was filmed by some American kid on vacation but t b h if you're impressed by this you've just never cooked anything or even seen anyone cook.

>> No.16130263
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>> No.16130277

>>16126817
I want to have sex with her.

I am so lonely.

>> No.16130305
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>> No.16130320

>>16130093
Am I crazy for thinking that ice cream looks like a pokemon creature?

>> No.16130358
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>> No.16130359

>>16130320
You need to stop playing so many video games.

>> No.16130371

>>16128947
No brit would make that, must be american.

>> No.16130387

>>16130320
No but you're a gay cunt for thinking it's funny pretending like you didn't read the filename

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>> No.16130398
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>> No.16130405

>>16130093
get some water kid

>> No.16130415

>>16128674
why are americans so disgusting? jeez

>> No.16130431
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>> No.16130466

>>16126817
But officer, I was sharpening my knife on my coffee mug when my hand slipped and went straight into my husband's gut!

>> No.16130483

>>16127524
Never go to Popeyes after dark.

>> No.16130488
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>>16126817
I want to take a knife to her mug if you know what I mean

>> No.16130490
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>> No.16130499

>>16130100
This one pissed me off because of the nogs inside immediately screaming "NOOO" once he pulled out a gun. They didn't give a shit when he was getting jumped.

>> No.16130511
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>> No.16130609

>>16130398
>Let's dad win for the kids
Wholeslme and based

>> No.16130712
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>>16130165
>>16130415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyKtlEefNCw

>> No.16130779

>>16129899
cuz da loop is at 5 seconds

>> No.16130806

>>16126817
The part that made me rage was when she cut the tomato from top to bottom

>> No.16130816

>>16126817
>crazy eyes and a knife
I don't like where this is going

>> No.16130818

>>16127383
Imagine trying to use this video to advertise your book

>> No.16130825
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some oc

>> No.16130828

>>16130825
Double dipping RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.16130830

>>16130179
yes that is exactly why its a meme here

>> No.16130845

>>16130490
I'd let her roast my mushroom if you know what I mean

>> No.16130846

>>16127938
lmao that thing isn't healthy just because it has cabbage
have you seen how much flower and oil goes in it?

>> No.16130848
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>> No.16130851
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Just a friendly reminder that she is married and you will never get to marry her.

>> No.16130854

>>16130825
Choripan is based and redpilled.

>> No.16130876
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>>16130277
Made me laugh out loud. Thanks anon.

>> No.16130884

>>16130851
Most of the sex I've had has been with married women. After a few years, especially if they have children, they're just grateful for the attention and become much easier to pick up than single women.

>> No.16130903

>>16129406
How does he get out?

>> No.16130910

>>16130903
He can't.

>> No.16130921

>>16126864
Stopped watching at "wheat flour"

>> No.16130923

>>16127383
cute lady! but also a shit cook.

>> No.16130927
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>>16130910
We must save that man. He is the savior of all egg-kind.

>> No.16131001
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>> No.16131007

>>16127579
>You know full well you can get the reactions you're looking for elsewhere
He's getting those reactions from you, why would he go anywhere else?

>> No.16131311

>>16130830
no, it's a meme because of the eggfort and the mad lad

>> No.16131523

>>16126827
Imagine taming a bunch of these and opening a restaurant where the entire kitchen staff is monkey

>> No.16131526
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>>16127273
I call them spring onions because I like to be reminded of spring.

>> No.16131570
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>>16131523

>> No.16131573

>>16127669
>making fajitas
>with frozen peppers
What a fucking abomination. The whole point of fajitas is to use fresh produce that requires like to no prep.

>> No.16131585

>>16129488
>sushi joints
>breakfast restaurants
>memes
You a dumb fuck. Both have been in existence at least ten times longer than your dumb zoomer life.

>> No.16131655

>>16127777
Good scrap

>> No.16131733

>>16127685
>drain
do americans really?

>> No.16131906

>>16127303
Gonna make this brb. Going to use the mini orange things though.

>> No.16131931

>>16129878
lmfao very nice

>> No.16131969

>>16130087
how is butter chicken not keto already? its pretty much just spices, tomato, chicken, and cream

>> No.16131973

>>16127542
Who is posting these god awful recipes? Toastitos salsa, canned beans, frozen corn, old story ebought rotissury chicken, boxed stock... What the fuck

>> No.16131977

>>16131523
>>16131570
wait till they go apeshit and bite someone's face off

>> No.16132009
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>>16130488
wtf is that Vince McMahon?

>> No.16132021

>>16130712
kek thats a cup of IRON BREW

>> No.16132119

>>16127604
>an old fave of mine

>> No.16132151

>>16130884
POV- You are a virgin

>> No.16132183

>>16130031
Potato's bad!! Butter, cheese, and bacon good!
Ketotards truly are worse than vegans

>> No.16132235

>>16126856
would be good if he didn't cook the meat with a blowtorch

>> No.16132240

>>16127938
I will!

>> No.16132242

>>16130712
post the sexy lass who served him

>> No.16132246

>>16130179
Looking at the original video, it seems to just be some random Indian dude's channel. The other videos are just mundane stuff with a hundred or so views, it's only the eggfort that has millions of views for whatever reason.
https://www.youtube.com/c/avaravideos/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid

>> No.16132250

>>16130825
is this considered a hot dog or a sandwich?

>> No.16132267

>>16132250
a hotdog is a sandwich

>> No.16132287

>>16132267
sandwiches have 2 pieces of bread and stuff in between, not so for hotdogs. so I guess I answered my own question.

>> No.16132288

>>16130825
How drunk were you when you made this?

>> No.16132296

Este si es un buen postre
https://youtu.be/fprRGBAxyXA

>> No.16132323

>>16132287
if you hotdog bun separates at the seam does it then become a sandwich?

>> No.16132350

>>16132323
in a pragmatic sense, yes. in an absolute sense, no.

>> No.16132376

>>16127383
pisses me off that some peoples idea of cooking is just throwing a bunch of shit into a pot stirring it and calling it food

>> No.16132421

>>16132376
>gatekeeping cooking
You sound like a faggot

>> No.16132427

>>16132376
That's cooking.

>> No.16132435

>>16127579
Everyone else had a chuckle and moved on. YOU replied and started crying about /pol/ boogeymen

>> No.16132442

>>16132323
Yes, but it would cease to be a hotdog

>> No.16132604

>>16132350
>>16132442
intredasting

>> No.16132912
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>>16126864
how tf you milk a plant

>> No.16132930

i love you sweet bird boy

>> No.16132947

>>16127473
I wish she had retarded him.

>> No.16132963

>>16127473
Dude was 100% in the wrong

>> No.16132978

>>16129406
Why does he look so nervous?

>> No.16133050

>>16132978
A stranger is filming him and there's no way to get out if he becomes threatening.

>> No.16133078

>>16132912
You take a cotton swab and find a male flower and use it to collect the pollen, milking the flower as one milks a dick for the semen.

>> No.16133086

>>16127273
Australia, we also have some coriander and capiscum for you to have with your PRAWNS cooked on a barbeQue, cunt.

>> No.16133348

test

>> No.16133356

>>16130825
At leat you didn't put mayo on it

>> No.16133441

>>16129406
I've been here so long I get mad when this isn't posted in a .webm thread.

>> No.16133496

>>16130712
>yogurt and mint sauce
wtf

>> No.16133504
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>>16126827
>restaurant wagies want $15 an hour for jobs literal monkeys can do

>> No.16133511

>>16129878
I lost my shit when he blew his hair out of his eyes

>> No.16133528

>>16132267
a hot dog is a sausage

>> No.16133597

>>16129792
I have actually done this before just to see if it works. It's not overly effective but it will get a knife from unuseable to worn but effective if you're in a pinch. Of course even a sharpening stone for tools will get you back to sharp with better results.

>> No.16133649

>>16127473
you're clearly after people to join you with you 'lol niggers amiright' attitude but she was 100% in the right, fuck that dude, girl is clearly not afraid to kick ass so he's lucky that's the worst that happened to him.

>> No.16133656

>>16130483
we ordered popeyes at 3am (we nearly died!!!!)

>> No.16133676

>>16127790
what's the source on this? i want to jerk it to the daughter

>> No.16133692

>>16130174
>>16130174
I watched 7 seconds of it, fuck you

>> No.16133695

>>16127447
>>16127574
>>16128017
>>16130818

>over 1.5 million cookbooks sold

https://www.amazon.com/Holly-Cleggs-Terrific-Coast-Favorites/dp/0981564003

ck just jealous

>> No.16133724

>>16130320
it looks more like a pail of water honestly

>> No.16133739 [DELETED] 

>>16130179
iirc it was filmed during that whole kids trapped in a cave during a rain storm that was a meme for a week or so (this is when elon called some diver a pedophile since he thought the sub elon thought up was retarded lol)

>> No.16133750

>>16133649
>He's lucky
Regardless of who's right or wrong, anyone can see that he was pretty much unfazed.

>> No.16133769

>>16127524
Oh reminds me of when I was picking up night shifts at McDonalds, it didn't happen often, but there was some exceptional moments. I was the token white dude so I was always on the headset, but goddamn some lobby/dt interactions got very nasty very fast.

>> No.16133771
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>>16126817
This lady can stay far the fuck away from my knives.

>> No.16133773 [DELETED] 

>>16133750
Was drunk probably.

>> No.16133776 [DELETED] 

>>16133649
Nope just stupid people in food related situations.

>> No.16133788
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>>16126864
p-PLANT MILK?!

>> No.16133838

>>16128765
Filip?

>> No.16133912

>>16130903
aTTA BOY!
>I am now complete

>> No.16133974
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>>16129878
KEK! Backstory?

>> No.16134013

>>16130174
yeah, I made it to "Soy Meat"

>> No.16134021

>>16130884
Simple truth. I've reached the point where I expressly look for married women. They are easier to land and have almost no interest in pursuing anything serious. They have too much to lose and don't want the headache of divorce when they already stepped out. The only question is whether they want repeat performances or if it was a one off. The only downside is that they tend to be harder to convince to do anal. They seem to carry over the mentality that its only for "special occasions" because it's one of their control mechanisms over their husbands.

>> No.16134025

>>16130263
Cosmopolitan chip butty

>> No.16134030

how do i make a webm? i found this funny video on youtube i want to share.

>> No.16134042

>>16126817
she looks like that one chick from friends. I forget her name

>> No.16134053 [DELETED] 

>>16134030
WebM for retards, WebM for bakas. GitHub

>> No.16134064

>>16134042
phoebe, if you're gonna be a dirty millennial, at least know the names for christ's sake

>> No.16134090

>>16134064
more like rachel

>> No.16134092

>>16126817
does this work with ceramic knives

>> No.16134107
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>>16132267
Again...

>> No.16134125

>>16133649
Wot, just people doing stupid food related stuff, to break up the other posts. He was drunk. I've never used the N word on any WebM.

>> No.16134134

>>16134107
This is some reddit shit.

>> No.16134147

>>16134134
uh-huh... ask me how I know you're a newfag...

>> No.16134169

>>16126864
>plant milk
nani

>> No.16134189

>>16133676
She cute but she has shark's eyes..lifeless eyes.. like a dolls eyes.

>> No.16134201 [DELETED] 

>>16133974
File name, wrong sauce given.

>> No.16134243
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>>16134201
What an asshole then. The amount of furious entitlement these days is off the charts.

>> No.16134304

>>16126817
>>16130490
>>16130511
These chicks look like they should be pushing their car into a lake with their kids still in it.

>> No.16134379

>>16129878
based chad not taking any shit

>> No.16134382

>>16130067
how are breadcrumbs keto?

>> No.16134400

>>16130825
cross contamination: the WEBM

>> No.16134433

>>16126827
Know i know what my wife sees everytime she's messed up my kitchen kek

>> No.16134444

>>16129878
Chad customer

>> No.16134446 [DELETED] 

>>16134433
That's a male monkey, named Pete.

>> No.16134745

>>16130320
no dude im serious that looks like a little pokemon creature

>> No.16134978

>>16130127
Where's the salt nigga WHERE'S THE SALT?

>> No.16135085

>>16130127
>soy meat
no such thing

>> No.16135091

>>16130825
bro why not jzst get an extra spoon for each

>> No.16135126

>>16126817
Good, but slightly dangerous.

>>16126827
Those poor monkeys have been beaten to fuck to learn that.

>>16126856
Good, but sear the steak properly on a griddle.

>>16126864
Delicious.

>>16126881
Salmon in tomato sauce is retarded.

>>16126894
Stupid.

>>16126927
Pretty bad, but most people at a BBQ would enjoy.

>>16127152
I'm getting flashbacks from this.

>>16127154
Revolting.

>>16127303
Okay.

>>16127383
Disgusting.

>>16127484
What makes this "keto"? And what about regular jerky isn't keto?

>>16127542
Terrible.

>>16127604
Nice.

>>16127669
Frozen peppers are gross. Otherwise, pretty good.

>>16127685
Meh.

>>16127790
Uncultured.

>>16128674
Sloppy burgers are just terrible.

>>16129406
How does he get out?

>>16129881
Cute.

>>16130031
Cauliflower is disgusting.

>>16130045
It's okya.

>>16130056
Not appealing.

>> No.16135131

>>16130067
Ketard food is unhealthy.

>>16130082
Is bearnaise good?

>>16130087
What about regular butter chicken is not keto?

>>16130093
It's a good thing to give to a woman.

>>16130094
That's an oven frittata.

>>16130127
Godo, but make it with pork instead.

>>16130174
Sad-looking.

>>16130263
Looks pretty greasy, but I liked it.

>>16130305
Delicious, despite the söy.

>>16130358
This reminds me to make more sauerkraut. As for the recipe, I don't think it works. At least not for me.

>>16130391
It's SCIENCE!

>>16130398
Weirld.

>>16130431
You don't want to add carrots, onions and celery to the pot at one time. They have different cooking times.

>>16130488
Sweet.

>>16130490
I really like stuff like that, but you can just smell the liberalism emanating from the femail.

>>16130511
Not so good.

>>16130825
Based.

>>16130848
Why didn't she grill the onions?

>>16130851
Super good tits.

>>16130876
Kay must be memeing.

>>16130927
How is the hole made?

>>16131001
What is that?

>>16131526
Comfy, but not food-related unless you grill those deer.

>>16131570
That's not funny at all.

>> No.16135209

>>16126827
How many peanuts does it cost per hour to have a monkey slave? Also what are the chances of it ripping your face off?

>> No.16135291

>>16135126
fuck off cunt no one cares

>> No.16135324

>>16129881
got some hard serve for that girl if you know what I mean

>> No.16135355

>>16135291
t. dilate seething tranny

>> No.16135380

>>16132287
so subway sandwiches are hotdogs?

>> No.16135393

>>16135380
hot dogs have a bun (1)

>> No.16135423

>>16135126
Do you have down syndrome? Like legitimately.

>> No.16135549

>>16134147
imagine not knowing that everything in that image is a dumpling

>> No.16135556

>>16132287
sandwiches don't need two pieces of bread. the original concept of a sandwich was to cut a slit in a bread roll and stuff it with things. sliced bread didn't come until later

>> No.16135759

>>16135423
Only illegitimately.

>> No.16136043

>>16132288
I was puting the sauces with my left hand (i'm a right handed)
>>16135091
I did put more of salsa criolla, but my chimichurri was too hot so it was ok with that amount

>> No.16136057

>>16134400
cross contamination of what? the chorizo was completely cooked way past pasteurization temperature, the sauces had a lot of vineger and were consummed in two days

>> No.16136212

>>16134304
You're not wrong, but all 3 are the same chick

>> No.16136309

>>16135131
Thanks for all of your input

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>>16135126
look a this retard

>> No.16136383

>>16133496
Yogurt & mint is actually great, especially on kebab or chicken tikka.

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>> No.16136509

>>16127383
>>16127447
>>16132376
This is the way women cook. Women love to cut corners.

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>> No.16136521

>>16130031
1. How did the cauliflower get to the same consistenct as potato? That should be impossible.
2. Cauliflower has a drastically different flavor, you might as well just throw the cheese and bacon on top of it.

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>> No.16136540

>>16130825
ingredients?

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>> No.16136551
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>> No.16136552

>>16136534
>Include some carrots in your recipe so you not die

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>> No.16136611

>>16130263
I'd give it a whirl; but honestly eating potato on bread is something i'd leave to degenerates like the english or french

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>>16130431
>Rotini
I've not once had anything good with this type of pasta
food's always terrible with these fuckers

>> No.16136626

>>16136540
Bread, Chorizo criollo.

Salsa: tomatoes, sweet pepper, celery, purpule onion, all finely diced, add olive oil and red wine vinegar

Chimichurri: rehydrated dry oregano and dry crushed paprika, fresh parsley, garlic, olive oil and red wine vinegar

>> No.16136660

>>16136545
is this like neurotoxin recipe?

>> No.16136703

>>16136516
this reminds me of kenji's spanish tortilla using potato chips (picrel). it looks alright but I'm not sure about the crunchy chip contrast here, it seems strange. I'd try it, though.

>> No.16136717
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>>16136703
>(picrel)

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>>16136703
>kenji's spanish tortilla using potato chips

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>>16136717
muh chromosomes

>>16136723
he says it's Jose Andres' idea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pl9yV7iFWw

>> No.16136765

>>16136534
This looks similar to what i feed my dog

>> No.16136773 [DELETED] 

>>16136739
Sauce? Spanish tortilla isn't usually served with any sauce that I know of. All the same, to serve a pretty heavy dish with more fat on the side seems horrible to me. Kenji doesn't understand food.

That being said, I may try this (minus the sauce) because I have a bag of Ruffles that is using too much space.

Thanks.

>> No.16136784

>>16136660
you can eat dandelion it's not poisonous

>> No.16136785
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>> No.16136786

>>16136739
Sauce?

Spanish tortilla isn't usually served with any sauce that I know of. All the same, to serve a pretty heavy dish with more fat on the side seems horrible.

Kenji doesn't understand food.

That being said, I may try this because I have a bag of Ruffles that is using too much space. I'll serve it with some persillade, I think. I also have too much parsley on the garden.

Thanks.

>> No.16136808

>>16126817
uh what's the issue here

>> No.16136819
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>>16136808
You missed the Sunday thread, that was deleted.

>> No.16136824

>>16136660
You can make wine with dandelion

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>> No.16136853

>>16136819
explain yourself mister

>> No.16136897

>>16136819
i low how the dude with the white shirt is so chill about it

>> No.16136901
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>>16136786
the fat-on-fat of his "allioli" with it does seem excessive but it works imo due to the tanginess of the mayo. I don't like greasy shit typically but for me it's not worth doing without the sauce -- I recommend trying it once at least.

>Kenji doesn't understand food.
I'm not a kenjifag but why do you say this? he rubs me the wrong way a bit, like san francisco tech douchebag and an annoying ""foodie"", but most foodfags I've met irl seem to worship him.

>> No.16136933

>>16135126
>What makes this "keto"? And what about regular jerky isn't keto?

pretty much all beef jerky has sugar on it

>> No.16136938

>>16130488
imagine the smell

>> No.16136954

>>16136901
>why do you say this?
Because he should know that greasy foods go better with acid, that's why I mentioned the persillade.

>> No.16136981
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>>16136853
Augment about using plates to sharpen knives, plus random retards doing food related stuff Webms, add that Mod that hates me...Thread NUKED.

>> No.16136988

>>16136825
That's pretty cheap

>> No.16137039

requesting webm of buzzfeed-style fat indian guy eating like a disgusting slob and the video cheers him on

>> No.16137047

>>16136329
based twelveposter

>> No.16137049

>>16137039
It's obviously intended to be funny, but it's not funny. I don't know why you would want to see it.

>> No.16137077

>>16130305
This is so unhealthy for keto!

>> No.16137095

>>16134382
It's crushed pork rinds

>> No.16137099

>>16136819
What did the Trump supporter do? Call them the N-word?

>> No.16137115

>>16137099
Are you implying that would that make it unjustified? If somebody got up in my personal space and called me names I'd hit him too. That's a clear challenge.

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>>16137099
Yup.

>> No.16137143

>>16137115
? Are you retarded ? How does that make it UNjustified? If a white guy calls you the N-word, you are justified to do anything.

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>> No.16137176

>>16137160
Deceiving filename, nobody got shot

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>>16137176

>> No.16137238

>>16136825
Based Atomic Shrimp poster

>> No.16137276

>>16137211
sauce

>> No.16137279

>>16136825
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

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>>16137276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2NydPZ1DVk

>> No.16137306

>>16137293
fuck you not that sauce

>> No.16137367

>>16136509
Yeah, so do men.

>> No.16137372

>>16126875
my fist job was washing dishes at Big Jim's Pizzeria

>> No.16137389
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>>16137306

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSZ2NBGcFlQ

>> No.16137395

>>16137143
anything? like even suck his d?

>> No.16137406

>>16137389
holy fuck /ck/ why don't you just tell me to kys like all of the other boards, jesus. also i meant the sauce to the clint eastwood webm

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>>16137406
https://youtu.be/mry5kZ4-Yl4

>> No.16137437

>>16137430
thanks anon :0
:)

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>> No.16137805

>>16137788
This reminds me of the childhood trauma which is the reason why I never cook ANYTHING (literally never cooked anything in the last 20 years of my life). When I was a 5-7 year old girl, I put salt and flour into hot water (from the tap). My parents refused to even taste it... or even to pretend to eat it...

>> No.16137905

>>16137805
Probably because you were a fucking retard mixing random shit together, you fucking retard

>> No.16137978

>>16135131
when people reply like this i read none of the replies

>> No.16137991

>>16137805
you will never be a woman

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>>16135126
>>16135131
Didn't read, autist

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>>16138005

>> No.16138344

>>16136622
Do you not like Pasta Salad? Because Tri color rotini pasta salad is fucking god tier. Also never replaced mac and cheese with rotini and cheese? It holds the sauce so well.