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Anonymous Mon May 17 16:34:03 2021 No.16126283 [Reply] [Original]

>The Wizard Grease Jar
>The Virgin Trash Can
>The Chad Sink
>The Thad Dump The Grease Off The Back Deck

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 16:35:01 2021 No.16126289 >>16126283 wowowowowowowo oso oab babsbased andn dnd repdipalei perie pidd eredpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 16:35:49 2021 No.16126295 >>16126283 Do you want to attract racoons?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 16:36:36 2021 No.16126300 >>16126295 They don't hurt anything as long as they stay off the bird feeder

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 16:36:47 2021 No.16126302 >>16126295 Raccoons are better than black coons.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 16:37:42 2021 No.16126311 >>16126283 That might actually be the best way to dispose of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 16:38:03 2021 No.16126314 I lived in a suburban area growing up but we knew better than to dump grease near the house leat we attract coyotes and bears

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 16:40:54 2021 No.16126330 bacon grease goes into a jar so i can put it in the fridge to cook with later. why would i throw away perfectly good cooking grease?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 16:43:26 2021 No.16126343 >>16126283 >teflon post gyno

Anonymous Mon May 17 16:46:16 2021 No.16126361

If I have a lot of oil I dump it down the toilet. I dump a fair amount of foodwaste down the toilet. I figure I'll be in my apt for a few more years so I dont want to clog my sink. I still use draino in it even when the landlord told me specifically not to numerous times

not my problem

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 16:48:02 2021 No.16126371 >>16126314 Suburban areas are worst for pest animals than actual rural areas because they lose their fear of humans due to lack of hunting pressure.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 17:39:09 2021 No.16126598 >>16126283 >The Doomer Drink

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 17:41:15 2021 No.16126609 >>16126283 dump grease into your compost the dumbass foxes and racoons will dig around it looking for food but they won't eat dirt with oil soaked in free compost mixing, use the animals as labor

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 17:42:03 2021 No.16126613 >>16126609 Yabba dabba doo!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 17:43:14 2021 No.16126619 >>16126283 can I at least get the sweet sweet drippins off it when you're done

Anonymous Mon May 17 17:46:35 2021 No.16126627

>>16126361
I put a whole cooked chicken down the toilet once. It took two weeks before it broke up enough to all flush away. Another time a bag of sugar burst in my pack when I was stating in a hotel. It tipped around 2lb of sugar down the toilet , but the toilet had a macerator and the sugar wouldnt flush. I boiled the kettle and poured it down the toilet seven or eight times. Because of the plumbing system in the hotel the whole place smelled like boiling shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 17:54:07 2021 No.16126655 >>16126283 you've left one out on your list >The GigaThad Drink The Grease And Acquire More Mass

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 17:56:18 2021 No.16126666 >>16126283 I dump it on my dogs dry food

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 18:02:03 2021 No.16126690 >>16126283 And the animal fat returns to nature, the circle of life continues.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 18:04:09 2021 No.16126700 My mom had a dumping tree in her side yard and it drove all the neighbors buts because their dogs always wanted to sniff that tree.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 18:09:15 2021 No.16126722 >>16126700 "yo dude lets go sniff the greasetree" "sounds fucking lit, ill race you"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 18:23:08 2021 No.16126793 >>16126655 >be American >drink grease >aquire mass >bulletproof

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 18:40:34 2021 No.16126889 >>16126627 Why did you have 2lbs of sugar in a backpack while at a hotel?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 18:45:17 2021 No.16126916 >>16126283 It's what plants crave

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 18:47:09 2021 No.16126923 >>16126889 what a stupid question lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 18:48:18 2021 No.16126931 >>16126889 >he doesn't lug 2lbs of sugar wherever he goes for adding to fast food NGMI famalama.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 18:50:04 2021 No.16126939 >>16126627 >I put a whole cooked chicken down the toilet once. ,,,why?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 19:51:04 2021 No.16127263 >>16126302 looool le epic racism

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 19:52:42 2021 No.16127277 >>16127263 Thanks! I've always wanted to be part of a group and have been told that's how you fit in around here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 20:05:48 2021 No.16127346 >>16126666 i pour it down my dog's throat

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 22:58:25 2021 No.16128205 File: 102 KB, 628x973, E0E09433-AD65-4719-A7CA-3A317AA952AD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16126302 Lol >>16127277 Welcome

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 23:07:06 2021 No.16128241 I just throw the pan away

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 23:08:55 2021 No.16128254 >>16126283 I use a container for my bacon grease to use later, just like my recent ancestors before me.

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 23:26:35 2021 No.16128334 >>16126283 GRIND DISH SOAP INTO THE FAT THOROUGHLY RUN IT UNDER HOT WATER SCRUB IT DOWN THIS IS NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 23:27:41 2021 No.16128337 >>16126295 Sexy anthro raccoons?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 23:30:40 2021 No.16128347 >>16126330 Not all grease is bacon grease

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 23:31:50 2021 No.16128351 I just reuse it, eventually all oil smokes itself

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 23:33:55 2021 No.16128365 Now that I live a house and not an apartment it is my problem. I just let the pan cool and then wipe it up with a paper towel to put in the trash.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 23:48:53 2021 No.16128427 >>16128334 you have to accept that some people think it's fun to do it the wrong way

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 23:58:46 2021 No.16128453 File: 83 KB, 631x682, 1620165033966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16126627 >I put a whole cooked chicken down the toilet once. It took two weeks before it broke up enough to all flush away

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 00:09:00 2021 No.16128494 >>16126627 >Because of the plumbing system in the hotel the whole place smelled like boiling shit. >boiling shit LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 00:19:26 2021 No.16128531 >>16126627 Only a chinaman could do something this stupid and bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 02:10:25 2021 No.16128847 >>16128347 uhh, any grease that doesn't come from bacon is almost immediately turned into gravy or soup stock. do you even cook?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 02:16:31 2021 No.16128864 >>16128847 how fat are you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 02:18:02 2021 No.16128867 >>16126283 What is the problem with neutralizing the grease with soap and then dumping it in the sink?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 02:40:38 2021 No.16128953 >>16128867 nothing because this is what I do; soap cuts grease so its cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 06:00:52 2021 No.16129470 File: 15 KB, 291x383, 1618240314512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16126627 >I put a whole cooked chicken down the toilet once Anon...Holy shit...why?

Anonymous Tue May 18 06:41:39 2021 No.16129566
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>>16126889
I was working away and hotels have shit tea and never enough sugar so Id carry tea bags and sugar
>>16126939
It was in a pan of stock I wanted to get rid off. I have four toilets in my house so thought Id do an experiment
>>16128531
No, a chinaman would eat the chicken, pic related shows Im not a chong
>>16129470
See above

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 06:42:50 2021 No.16129571 >>16129566 I did piss on the chicken to see if that helped it break down faster. Perhaps I should do a non-piss toilet chicken as a control

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 06:44:40 2021 No.16129575 >>16128337 now we are talking

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 06:45:53 2021 No.16129580 >>16126627 excuse me. a whole fucking chicken??

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 06:47:19 2021 No.16129587 File: 675 KB, 1000x793, 1620333617834.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16129571 >piss on the chicken It just gets even better. Post pictures.

Anonymous Tue May 18 06:55:46 2021 No.16129598

>>16129580
Yes, the cartilage broke enough after two weeks so it cane apart an would flush. The toilet off my utility room so doesn't get used often, unless im having a party then its the blokes toilet.
>>16129587
Next time, but haven't boiled any chickens lately, more a winter thing to make and use stock. With that one, the pan had been accidentally turned off for a couple of days so thought it better to get rid. Normally sloppy foods that have been left out - chilli, stew, curry etc get out down the toilet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 08:04:45 2021 No.16129787 >>16126627 Remember, people like this also have the right to vote

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 08:56:06 2021 No.16129959 >The Wise Man's Absorb it With a Paper Towel and Throw That in the Trash Can

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 09:04:03 2021 No.16129981 File: 3.46 MB, 2880x2160, 20210518_080204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like to pour mine into the roots of trees. Post your grease trees bros.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 09:14:30 2021 No.16130004 >>16129787 I also have a 147iq, a large house, farm and earn three times the national average. You on the other hand are a failure.

Anonymous Tue May 18 09:57:18 2021 No.16130159

>>16129981
oh shit I have those same plastic weights, my grandad gave a set of them to me to get my home gym started

on topic - not cooking oil but when my (other) grandad would change the oil in his car, he'd just pour it into a hole he dug in the backyard. He probably did that for decades. He passed away and my grandmom moved out, so now it's their problem lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 10:04:37 2021 No.16130188 >>16126283 when im finished cooking i leave everything for my wife to clean up while I eat

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 10:08:33 2021 No.16130207 >>16130004 could be worse, I could be a faggot retard on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 10:11:54 2021 No.16130224 >>16130207 Got some bad news for you fren....

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 10:43:40 2021 No.16130364 >>16126627 jesus christ I'm laughing, good lord

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 10:51:26 2021 No.16130407 >>16130004 I'm all of this but am twice as much

Anonymous Tue May 18 10:58:00 2021 No.16130433
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>>16126283
Seems like a good way to slip on the stones and hurt yourself.

>>16126300
If you have a birdfeeder you might as well just soak the grease up with some oats and put those in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 11:01:49 2021 No.16130448 >>16130004 And yet I'm not insecure enough to take an IQ test.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 11:03:58 2021 No.16130461 >>16130448 I bet you are not “insecure enough” to lift weights either...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 11:10:12 2021 No.16130493 >>16130004 >147iq >tries to flush a chicken down a toilet Really makes you think.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 11:12:34 2021 No.16130503 >>16126283 At least dump it in the bushes or someplace you're not gonna walk.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 11:12:47 2021 No.16130504 >>16130461 True. I don't need to.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 11:28:59 2021 No.16130562 >>16126283 >its gaias problem now

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 11:31:05 2021 No.16130568 >>16130461 I am stronger than you but I don't lift weights to do it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 12:15:12 2021 No.16130748 I live on the 47th floor of my building. What's really to stop me from throwing grease off my balcony? I'd let it cool so no one gets hurts, but literally why not? Animals would probably eat it, and it's not poisonous.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 12:23:31 2021 No.16130776 >>16126295 Don't have raccoons in my country you fudge-packer

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 12:24:39 2021 No.16130781 >>16126283 >The GODMODE Dump Grease In Grocery Store Aisle

Anonymous Tue May 18 12:30:05 2021 No.16130798

>neighbour is total klutz
>he knows it
>deepfrys turkey every thanksgiving
>every year is a disaster
>first year starts small fire in garage
>second year sets up fryer at end of driveway
>spills five gallons of peanut oil onto driveway
>my dog eats the dirt at the end of his driveway whenever I don't pay attention

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 12:30:40 2021 No.16130802 File: 314 KB, 1920x1920, 1570537567716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16130781 sorry you're missing out

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 12:31:43 2021 No.16130805 >>16130802 wrong reply >>16130776

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 12:49:50 2021 No.16130859 >>16126627 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 12:52:20 2021 No.16130868 >>16130748 >Walk down the street >Get greased

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 12:53:25 2021 No.16130873 >>16126283 I just toss my oil into a flowerbed by my kitchen door. Boiling oil seems to have no effect on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 12:54:58 2021 No.16130879 File: 53 KB, 640x640, sexy rat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16130776 I bet you have rats, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 12:56:46 2021 No.16130883 File: 96 KB, 350x509, h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16130159 dude that was just the way they did things back then

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 16:10:57 2021 No.16131746 >>16128864 bmi 43, why do you ask?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 16:16:29 2021 No.16131774 >>16126295 I live in the woods and got 2 dogs guarding my property. Don't even get rat or mouse problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 16:48:53 2021 No.16131937 >>16130776 You will eventually. Theye spreading from a population that go released in germany.>>16130781

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 16:55:15 2021 No.16131974 >>16126283 I put all my grease into a jug, then toss it in the trash. idgaf what happens to it at the dump.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 18:26:09 2021 No.16132428 >>16126361 then youre just gonna clog your toilets pipes you moron

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 22:09:27 2021 No.16133402 >>16126283 >the gigachad fling the grease at the nearest woman

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 22:25:54 2021 No.16133477 >>16126627 Why. Why. Why.

Anonymous Tue May 18 22:33:23 2021 No.16133495
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>>16126283
>the Chad Bacon Log
seriously, you don't dump that morning's portion of excess bacon grease on some fine-looking fuel logs, and place those logs on that evening's bonfire with great occasion?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 22:36:23 2021 No.16133510 >>16130159 >>16130883 Is it really such a bad thing to do? I mean, the oil came from the ground, so why not return it to the ground?

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This is now an Adam thread
Questions for thread:
>Have you ever tried vidalia onions?
>HAve you ever made one of his recipes?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 22:39:36 2021 No.16133524 >>16126295 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 22:43:12 2021 No.16133537 >>16133520 >mental illness the post

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 22:44:24 2021 No.16133543 File: 68 KB, 645x909, Adam39.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16133537 Just love him with every orifice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 22:47:08 2021 No.16133558 >>16130224 psst (he doesn't know...Don't shatter his illusions anon.)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:30:55 2021 No.16133752 >>16133520 >(you)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 06:52:48 2021 No.16134925 >>16126283 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 06:58:56 2021 No.16134941 >>16129566 >>16129571 >>16133495 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 07:00:23 2021 No.16134947 >>16133510 cause it'll seep into ground water and contaminate it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 07:00:55 2021 No.16134949 >>16133510 Yeah they used to huff asbestos too those were the days.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 13:07:52 2021 No.16136171 If I want to save the grease it goes in a jar, If I want to toss it I just let it cool enough to not burn a hole in the garbage bag but not solidify and dump it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 13:28:16 2021 No.16136261 >>16126700 I'd shoot the damn dogs with a 12 gauge loaded with rock salt. Git off mah yard you godamn aliums! Gobernment warn me about your kind! Stealing our jerbs and wives!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 14:17:14 2021 No.16136479 >>16126289 keyed

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 14:32:22 2021 No.16136571 >>16126295 That's not how you attract raccoons. This is how you attract raccoons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziu2rrNS7S0

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 14:35:32 2021 No.16136589 File: 1.01 MB, 480x360, get back to work rigby.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16126295 No. They barely do any work as it is!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 14:36:41 2021 No.16136594 >>16136571 This is what voting trump does to an mfer

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 14:39:54 2021 No.16136612 >>16126283 Where is all this new content coming from? This is like a breath of fresh air.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 14:44:30 2021 No.16136641 >>16126361 >I still use draino in it What?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 14:50:05 2021 No.16136671 >>16126283 this is actually how i do it, im glad im not the only one cause it seemed like the easiest and best way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 15:43:23 2021 No.16136936 >>16126283 >not storing it in milk cartons and chucking it into the ocean NGMI

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 15:51:02 2021 No.16136965 >>16130879 Cute, she have an OnlyFans?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 15:51:13 2021 No.16136966 File: 89 KB, 800x533, sarten-motor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't you have oil containers in your country?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 15:56:13 2021 No.16136986 File: 26 KB, 512x287, frank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16126627 hi frank

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 15:57:30 2021 No.16136994 >>16136594 (and it's beautiful)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 15:59:26 2021 No.16137005 >>16136571 wtf they're so fat

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 16:25:49 2021 No.16137135 File: 341 KB, 840x1250, 1618068782826.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16126283 I use mine to fill waterballoons and throw it at my neighbors property at 4am whenever I get a good amount. Usually every 2 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 16:38:01 2021 No.16137190 imagine the smell

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