/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16124386]

Bros... they're out

[Anonymous No.16124392]

>>16124386
it's even called like babby food for the intended audience!

[Anonymous No.16124409]

>>16124386
dank ass nugs 420! loloolollololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16124412]

>>16124386

[Anonymous No.16124654]

>>16124409

[Anonymous No.16124702]

>>16124412
Huh. Not bad

[Anonymous No.16124758]

>>16124386

[Anonymous No.16124770]

>>16124758
The circle of life

[Anonymous No.16124786]

>>16124412
>>16124702
I wouldn't feed that to my dog. What do you mean "not bad"?

[Anonymous No.16124806]

>>16124786
You feed most of those ingredients to yourself on a regular basis, I can almost guarantee it. You just don't realize it.

[Anonymous No.16124828]

Breaded bread, now that's based.

[Anonymous No.16124831]

>>16124786
Well, for one, it doesn't have a bunch of chemicals in it. It's pretty natural. Even a plane jane McDonald's hamburger is going to have many hard compounds in it.

[Anonymous No.16124851]

>>16124758
That's so perverse.

[Anonymous No.16125078]

>>16124386
What is the imagery on this package supposed to convey?
That it's fine for a chicken to eat, since it isn't chicken?
That the chicken can't tell the difference and will eat it just as eagerly as it'd cannibalize its own kind?
That it's apprehensive to eat the obviously-not-chicken product, since it's a learned aristocrat in the vein of Hannibal?
Does the faggot who made it even know chickens eat other chickens?

[Anonymous No.16125085]

>>16124386
How is the one up top staying afloat in this wall?

[Anonymous No.16125090]

>>16124806
I cook all my meals from scratch. Don't give me that horseshit. I avoid soybean oil like the plague. I don't eat chicken nuggets like a toddler.

[Anonymous No.16125113]

>>16124386
Why can't vegetarians just eat vegetables?? Why must they play pretend that they're eating meat?

[Anonymous No.16125163]

>>16124806
I don't though.

>>16124831
Did you not read the full list?

[Anonymous No.16125164]

>>16125085
Fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.16125168]

>>16125085
It's vegan witchcraft

[Anonymous No.16125179]

>>16124412
>Soybean Oil
>Soy Protein Concentrate
Abe_Simpson.gif

[Anonymous No.16125191]

>>16124386
New from the creators of Goat Simulator! Now 75% off on Steam

[Anonymous No.16125207]

>>16124386
lol the box looks so old school, the chicken is hilarious

[Anonymous No.16125234]

>>16125113
"Real" vegetarians don't eat this horseshit. It's designed to be an imitation nugget; something a nugget guzzling manchild could be tricked into eating without throwing a fit over having to eat a plant.

[Anonymous No.16125370]

Oh no, not the soy! my fellow /pol/acks told me it's literal poison!

[Anonymous No.16125379]

>>16124386
>shows a chicken
>plant based product
Why don't they show a chicken-plant hybrid?

[Anonymous No.16126245]

got these this weekend from the super market. Really good ngl

[Anonymous No.16126262]

>>16124412
>textured wheat protein
it's gluten isn't it.

[Anonymous No.16126278]

>>16124851
Poultry do practice cannibalism though
t. owned a few ducks.

[Anonymous No.16126310]

>>16124386
This looks like a fake product you'd see in a movie

[Anonymous No.16126334]

>>16124386
>NUGGS
okay, but how will we call the people who love these? nuggers? nuggas?

[Anonymous No.16126437]

BUT DUDE. Beyond Chicken

[Anonymous No.16126445]

>>16126334
nugg noggs

[Anonymous No.16126463]

>>16126437
holy fuck I did not realize that the one soijack image was based on a real picture kek

[Anonymous No.16126481]

>>16126463
truth is stranger than fiction

[Anonymous No.16126504]

>>16126445
I'm thinking of mixing nuggs and bros, we shall call ourselves Nugros

[Anonymous No.16126524]

>>16126463
I think they all are

[Anonymous No.16126851]

>>16126437
Oh fuck that pic is actually real

[Anonymous No.16126867]

>>16124831
>it doesn't have a bunch of chemicals in it.
Are you even remotely aware of what each of those ingredients are and how they are obtained?

[Anonymous No.16126908]

>>16126867
>>16125163
>less than 2%
Did you read the list?

[Anonymous No.16126935]

>>16125113
What's wild is Indian is an entire cuisine that's mostly vegetarian rich in spices, flavors, and culture but muh tendies wins out every fucking time even with the crowd that thinks it's cruel

[Anonymous No.16126941]

>>16126935
Nobody cares pajeet

[Anonymous No.16126987]

>>16126908
Wow, you are actually retarded...

The corn and soy used for the main ingredients are 100% GMO garbage, enjoy your cancer nuggets!

[Anonymous No.16126996]

>>16124851
>>16124758
Not really, if you throw chicken eggs on the ground the chickens eat that shit up, they love it

[Anonymous No.16127004]

>>16124386
>>16124412
sir, this is a Food board

[Anonymous No.16127144]

>>16124412
>le funny reddit packaging
>zog chow 'gredients
very nice

[Anonymous No.16127155]

I know for a fact that everyone posting vomit reactions, shitting on the ingredients, hating vegans, etc eats chicken nuggets from fast food places and doesn't think twice about ingesting chemically bleached, ground up, diseased animal byproducts unfit for consumption without the above processes. Ground up soy and whest protein, and oils is nothing compared to the slop you chuds eat.

[Anonymous No.16127159]

>>16124758
Chickens are funny, I would give my dog outside leftover rotisserie chicken and my chickens would fly up on the deck to eat it. They would peck our bulldog away from it just to eat scraps of one of their own, they must like the taste of themselves because they were in a frenzy.

[Anonymous No.16127193]

>>16124386
I kind of want to try these. I ate a bunch of the Morningstar chicken patties when I was growing up. It's been years, so now I want to see how things have improved.

[Anonymous No.16127265]

>>16127155
*jiggles your muffin top* i only eat sardines and grain alcohol

[Anonymous No.16127320]

>>16124386
I eat a plant based diet and I wouldn't eat this shit
shame on all the shitty fake vegans that constantly try to imitate meat. God DAMN at least make your own bean patty at home from good ingredients.

[a white guy No.16127321]

>>16126437

>black soulless eyes

[Anonymous No.16127360]

>>16127159
Chickens just eat anything, taste doesn’t really matter. They even eat oyster shells and their own eggs so it doesn’t really matter

[Anonymous No.16128885]

>>16126262
Lol yeah probably

[Anonymous No.16128886]

This looks like a parody food box you'd find in a fucking Fallout game. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.16128900]

>>16124806
Your rice contains the occasional grain of sand, does that mean you actively seek out sandboxes for sustenance?

[Anonymous No.16129050]

>>16128885
how many of their customers don't know this and fucked is the company when the retards find out?

[Anonymous No.16129149]

>>16125113
Because it's not about what they eat, it's about what YOU eat. Veganism is a death cult and they want new members.

[Anonymous No.16129186]

>>16126262
gluten is wheat protein

[Anonymous No.16129188]

>>16129149
Spot on anon. I actually just got back from a super secret meeting of the global vegan cabal. It was a narrow margin, but we voted to but more estrogen in the water and infiltrate more news outlets. Next month we're voting on banning pets worldwide.

[Anonymous No.16129258]

>>16129186
nuh duh. the point being how many of their customers are gluten "sensitive" and don't realize they are eating a big chunk of deep red gluten.

[Anonymous No.16129359]

>>16126463
alot of them are

[Anonymous No.16129941]

>>16129359
wtf is wrong with these "men"

[Anonymous No.16130422]

>>16126437
for me, it's his wrinkled shirt. Iron your shit dude cmon, get it together

[Anonymous No.16130469]

>>16130422
For me, it's Downy Wrinkle Releaser

[Anonymous No.16130500]

>>16126437
why do they do this

[Anonymous No.16130505]

>>16126935
BUT its so SPisYYy!!!!

[Anonymous No.16130530]

>>16124412
so it's dough. it's a lump of fried dough.

[Anonymous No.16130544]

>>16130530
Basically. Soy protein is probably making up the sponge chicken goop interior texture in some way.

[Anonymous No.16130555]

>>16130544
Ah. It's TEXTURED dough!

[Anonymous No.16130558]

>>16127144
>>le funny reddit packaging
as far as package design goes it's not that reddit. it's not got enough moustaches or stickerbomb aesthetic to it

[Anonymous No.16130765]

>>16124386
I saw these the other day and thought" probably bout a week before I see someone sperging on/ck/" and wa-la! Nothing gets the herbs revved like simulated meat, for whatever fucking retarded reason.

[Anonymous No.16130929]

>>16125113
I like fake meat products, they taste good to me

[Anonymous No.16131722]

Oh shit bros.. they got a spicy

[Anonymous No.16132022]

>>16124386
I bet they cost over $15 per box.

[Anonymous No.16132028]

>>16124412
I unironically would rather just eat the bugs mashed up and made into a nugget shape.

[Anonymous No.16132030]

>>16130765
>simulated meat

You mean highly processed soy blocks

[Anonymous No.16132050]

>>16124386
>>16132022
>checked the website
>$45 for 2 boxes
Of course the stupid retards will buy this.

[Anonymous No.16132072]

>>16124386
Imagine unironically paying more for fake meat.
Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.16132111]

>>16132050
Why the hell are all these new meat alternatives so goddamn expensive? Beyond beef taste fine enough for me, but if it's made out of plants I'd expect it to be cheaper than the real deal. If they're actively trying to "save the planet" or whatever with these products, then it's doomed to fail based on price alone.

[Anonymous No.16132126]

>>16124386
>Bros... they're out
put them back in prison

[Anonymous No.16132152]

>>16132126
epic

[Anonymous No.16132351]

>>16132022
I got them at Walmart for about $5/box

[Anonymous No.16132358]

>>16132111
It varies heavily depending on the store and area.

Unironically, Walmart is usually the best choice. A package of impossible or beyond burger (just shy of a pound) is like $5-6

[Anonymous No.16132384]

>>16129050
Not at all. You see the word "wheat," you cross it off your shopping list if you react badly to gluten. It's written there three times.

[Anonymous No.16132393]

>>16132111
I would genuinely buy these if they were cheaper than the real thing. Im on neet bucks for a few more month so I pinch my shekels.
Its still cheaper to buy the grassfed free range meats at places like wholefoods (not that I do), which are also healthier for you than a globule of deep-fried soybean oil

[Anonymous No.16132423]

>>16132393
Have you looked at walmart

[Anonymous No.16132433]

>>16132423
Not him but my country doesn't allow Walmart's to be a thing.

[Anonymous No.16132449]

>>16132423
Yeah. Still expensive in leafland

[Anonymous No.16132465]

>>16132433
country ?

[Anonymous No.16132520]

>>16124386
They should be jailed for putting the word chicken, pictures of chickens or even the allusion to chickens on the package.

[Anonymous No.16132526]

>>16129050
People with real celiac disease don't have any trouble. I'm sure you paranoid meme dieters can manage.

[Anonymous No.16132538]

>>16132526
>i'm a meme dieter
where did i say that? i only called their customer base retards

[Anonymous No.16132547]

>>16125078
>That it's fine for a chicken to eat, since it isn't chicken?

even if that was chicken it would be fine for a chicken to eat. Chickens are incredibly cannibalistic. The praying mantises of the bird world. Theres a reason in cafos they remove part of the beak

[Anonymous No.16132554]

>>16131722
UH OH GAIZ IS SPICE VEGAN?

[Anonymous No.16132608]

>>16132547
yeah chickens are such a retarded animal they should be classified as a vegetable. I honestly have no idea how a chicken could survive in the wild before it was domesticated

[Anonymous No.16132715]

>>16132608
Nah I think chickens are pretty smart. Just incredibly vicious. Now DUCKS on the other hand, I don't see why we don't eat them more often. Ducks are literal smoothbrains who cannot for the life of them figure out how to navigate around basic shit. Not only that, but they produce larger eggs and their breast meat is basically ribeye steak. Ducks are also cannibals but are slightly less likely to kill one another, I think they would do better in a cafo system if they weren't such gross animals to begin with. Asians figured out how to use them as pesticide in crop fields to deal with their abundant wet excrement.

[Anonymous No.16133132]

>>16132022
Fucking idior retard

[Anonymous No.16133137]

>>16132608
The wild ones are actually a little smarter. Domestication definitely made them into giant retarded monsters though

[Anonymous No.16133140]

>>16133132
What a deal, 5.50 for less than a pound of chicken

[Anonymous No.16133143]

>>16133140
Sorry I meant 5.50 for less than a pound of soybean oil and wheat gluten.

[Anonymous No.16133808]

>>16133132
>$5.48 for a pound of fake meat
>he thinks this is a good deal
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.16133827]

>>16124386
why the fuck are they allowed to put a chicken on the box? that's false advertising

[Anonymous No.16133833]

>>16124806
soy protein, soybean oil? corn flour? what the hell do you eat

[Anonymous No.16133837]

>>16124386
That is the most dystopian-looking "food" packaging I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.16133853]

>>16133827
You think the retards buying this care? They unironically pay more for fake meat.

[Anonymous No.16133863]

>>16133853
nothing pisses me off more than these retard vegan cheat fake products. they sell vegan egg shit and it's in an egg carton but it's just a bag of powder. they're making trash just to trick customers into thinking it's like eggs

[Anonymous No.16133940]

>>16133863
Hence the reason why veganism isn't the norm and never will be.

[Anonymous No.16133967]

>>16133940
Veganism will never be the norm because the people making this shit would rather overcharge the idiots willing to buy it when they could easily sell this shit for less than $0.10.

[Anonymous No.16134457]

>>16129941
they are white

[Anonymous No.16134867]

>>16125113
>Why must they play pretend that they're eating meat?
Because they are lying to themselves saying they don't like meat, but go out of their way to make fake meat that looks like the real deal.

[Anonymous No.16134898]

>>16124806
>Everyone must be as fat and apathetic as me!

[Anonymous No.16134901]

>>16124831
>Natural flavors
You are ignorant as to what that actually means, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.16134910]

>>16133132
>shops at Walmart
>has the audacity to insult anyone

[Anonymous No.16134926]

>>16132111
Because despite how hard they are shilled, no one actually buys them. The bargain bins at my local supermarkets are always packed with this garbage.

[Anonymous No.16135018]

>>16129941
it's in the name
soy

[Anonymous No.16135314]

>>16133808
I never said it was a good deal, just that its not unreasonable like that anon who said it was 50 a nug said it was

[Anonymous No.16135695]

>>16135314
he said 15 no 50. He was pretty close though. It is a massive ripoff.

[Anonymous No.16135713]

>>16133132
You can pay 5.50 for barely over half a pound of fake meat or you can buy a whole chicken that sells at 1 dollar per lb

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Tyson-All-Natural-Premium-Young-Whole-Chicken-5-0-8-0-lb/19400244

[Anonymous No.16135779]

>>16126437
Here is the original

[Anonymous No.16135810]

friendly reminder to v*gans and v*getar$ans

[Anonymous No.16135812]

>>16135810
Maddox was the shit in like 2005

[Anonymous No.16135824]

>>16129941
Brainwashed into being unnatural creaturas, i have depression and hate people mostly because of my mom.

[Anonymous No.16135828]

>>16127155
>chemically bleached
chicken is white by default retard

[Anonymous No.16136206]

>>16134457
Worse. They're liberals.

[Anonymous No.16136239]

>>16127155
>my heavily processed fake meat is better than your heavily processed real meat
>I hate gluten but I'm fine with eating a whole box of fried gluten
I honestly don't care about how processed something is, but it's honestly amazing how many times you niggers contradict yourselves.
It's actually amazing.

[Anonymous No.16137126]

>>16136206
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.16137561]

>>16124412
oh no not DEXTRIN i'm going insaaaaaaaaaaane ahhhhh!

[Anonymous No.16137847]

>>16124386
Nuggs? I prefer The Niggler

[Anonymous No.16137859]

i would buy them fi they were cheap as shit... they aren't so ti's a no for me

[Anonymous No.16138302]

>>16137126
Is that all you can say? Are you not going to say anything about how you retards somehow always manage to contradict yourselves??
Are you not going to reply to this? >>16136239

[Anonymous No.16138695]

>>16137847
>vegetariano

[Anonymous No.16138706]

>>16124806
False. Take your nubrain faggotry away from here.

[Anonymous No.16138712]

>>16125113
Meat is good so creating something similar to eat should also be good is that really hard to understand

[Anonymous No.16138715]

>>16127155
You too, leave.