[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 34 KB, 500x330, Brie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16111474 No.16111474 [Reply] [Original]

it simply does not get any better than this

>> No.16111479

if male jizz could be a cheese it would be brie

>> No.16111481

>>16111479
what about female jizz?

>> No.16111486

>>16111479
are you saying you consume a lot of brie cheese?

>> No.16111487

>>16111481
camembert methinks

>> No.16111497

>>16111474
It was trendy for a while to name girls after this cheese.

>> No.16111523

My ex's name triggers me

>> No.16111541

>>16111523
if you don't mind me asking what was her name?

>> No.16111545

>>16111541
frank

>> No.16111555

>>16111545
that's... a dude's name.......

>> No.16111561

>>16111555
he was my ex bf

>> No.16111565

>>16111561
it's better to have loved and lost.... or so I hear :)

>> No.16111751

>>16111474
It really doesn't man. Pair that with a good French wine and you're fucking living

>> No.16111756

>>16111474
>do Europoors really?

>> No.16111759

Brie is Camembert for Americans who can't handle actual flavor.

>> No.16111763

>>16111759
>things a singe retarded european once said.

>> No.16111772

>>16111759
It's basically the same thing without the region specification.

>> No.16111774

>>16111763
he right though

>> No.16111782

Brie is boring mush, get some taste ffs. Or drink homogenous milk. It's the same fucking thing.

>> No.16111787

>>16111772
>He thinks male and female jizz are basically the same
You played yourself here, Dave. You really ought to get someone to check over your work before you submit it. I mean it, this is getting embarrassing.

>> No.16111796

>>16111474
would this work on a pizza? sick and tired of wet mozzarella & pre shredded non melting crap
also for me it's baked camembert

>> No.16111822

>>16111772
It really isnt. Both the taste and consistency is very different, only the superficial appearance is similar.

>> No.16111831

>>16111796
Brie is amazing on pizza. Only blobs like a Neapolitan pizza though.

>> No.16111835

>>16111822
Nah.

>> No.16111847

>>16111772
>without the region specification.
You can get both as the aoc original from the actual region but also cheap versions that can be made everywhere.

>> No.16111856

>>16111835
You have never eaten Camembert and Brie and it shows.

>> No.16111866

>>16111856
Maybe... or maybe I'm just trolling you, n00b. >:)

>> No.16111873

>>16111866
Fuck off, this isn't /b/.

>> No.16111883

>>16111856
I eat both regularly.

>> No.16111884

>>16111831
exactly what im looking for. recently because of all the panic buying of flour last year my local supermarket is selling old tipo 00 flour for 20p/kg. brought 4kgs of the stuff

>> No.16111900

>>16111883
Then why do you write things which are blatantly untrue?

>> No.16111904

>>16111900
Try actually tasting them without prejudice, not feeding yourself with ideas about what you expect.

>> No.16111915

>>16111904
>Try actually tasting them without prejudice
WTF does that even mean? And whats next? Tasting something without racism?

You Americans I swear...

>> No.16111952
File: 88 KB, 1500x1000, deada2f13d561a6e24b47ef548d3c04804ac0782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16111952

>violently mogs brie in your path

>> No.16111961

>>16111474
Gouda is bettuh.

>> No.16112042

>>16111497
how many stiltons, cheddars and wensleydales do you know, lad? know any gorgonzolas, parmesans, mozzarellas?
people name their kids after famous people. narcissistic individuals especially want their children's names to stand out. but they also don't want their children to be named after cheese unless they're really out there.
with names, brie is short for brianna, which probably comes from barbara-anna or something similar.
brie is also a surname.

some stats for you:

https://www.everything-birthday.com/name/f/Brie
https://www.everything-birthday.com/name/f/Daenerys

>> No.16112061

>>16112042
>US site for a french cheese
more common in bongland, i know 2 similar of age
>how many stiltons, cheddars and wensleydales do you know, lad?
unlike brie those dont make good sounding names
https://www.everything-birthday.com/name/f/apple
shit man even apple has 1/3 the popularity of Daenerys and that didn't need a massive cult following tv show

>> No.16112168
File: 138 KB, 1190x595, cheese is only good if you can grill it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16112168

>>16112061
https://www.everything-birthday.com/name/f/shaun
https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-cheese-1176975.htm

apple isn't short for anything though, while brie is.
seriously though, how many other cheese names do you know? keep in mind that your subjective experience doesn't mean shit.
not in top 100 in uk, noone gives a shit.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/livebirths/datasets/babynamesenglandandwalesbabynamesstatisticsgirls

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/livebirths/articles/babynamesexplorer/2019-06-07

>> No.16112218

>>16111474
'bert is even better.

>> No.16112223
File: 59 KB, 750x721, hwv6tykb1mj01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16112223

>>16111474

>literally tastes like piss

>> No.16112553

>>16111481
Pee.

>> No.16112596

>>16112223
what kind of delicious piss have you been drinking?

>> No.16112712
File: 1.49 MB, 1065x902, 9f9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16112712

>>16111474
>square brie

>> No.16112715

>>16112223
Please anon, stop drinking piss.

>> No.16112802

>>16112596
he's diabetic and doesn't wash his dick

>> No.16113220

>>16111486
kek

>> No.16113275

>>16111782
Lmao, the Amerifat think that the plasticine sold in the US is true brie. Protip: get some properly ripened, unpasteurised brie de meaux

>> No.16113351
File: 179 KB, 768x576, opium-latex-6-30-16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16113351

>>16111474
Opium latex milkshake

>> No.16113403

>>16111474
Regardless of your favorite cheese, that is a nice pic.

>> No.16114870

Are you supposed to eat the peel?

>> No.16114898

>>16111474
tastes like velveeta and ammonia.

>> No.16114906

>>16114870
yeah its good when its warm

>> No.16115574

>>16113351
It's like if you kinda sliced a testicle a little and cum was leaking out of it. Kinda like brie yeah.

>> No.16115829

>>16111481
Gouda (for pretty girls)
Blue cheese (for girls with tattoos

>> No.16116061

>>16115574
It's strange that your mind went there.

>> No.16117816

>>16111474
Imagine eating literal mold.

>> No.16117853

>>16111561
You will never be a woman.

>> No.16117863

>>16116061
At the time of that post I was pretty drunk and scratching my balls, if that helps.

>> No.16119794

>>16113351
Based and redpilled

>> No.16119810

brie just tastes like potter's clay to me.

>> No.16120126

>>16111487
anon do you know what camembert is?

>> No.16120849

>>16111952
Stinking bishiop?

>> No.16120877

>>16111474
What a terrible name for a cheese. It reminds me of that insufferable cunt.

>> No.16121963

>>16120877
kys

>> No.16122042

do any anons like to cover it with some sautéed apples, toasted walnuts and brown sugar and wrap it in puff pastry?

>> No.16122428

>>16120126
yes, do you?

>> No.16123090

Most Brie is garbage, but when you get the good stuff, it's very good. Brillat Savarin Triple Cream is fluffy heaven.

>> No.16123203

>>16120849
taleggio