/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16110242]

Post your go to half assed meals.
I buy these chicken and mozzarella meatballs and sear them and make a buttery wine sauce. All i have to do is chop up some garlic and sundried tomato and cook pasta. Super tasty

[Anonymous No.16110248]

>>16110242
Also i keep freeze dried parsley and chives on hand.

[Anonymous No.16110348]

brown and render some ground sausage, set meat aside, add tomato paste to rendered fat, leftover red pepper flake and parmesan packets from wherever the fuck I last ordered pizza, cook a minute or two then toss with some undercooked pasta, the sausage and real parmesan. takes no time and is always delicious

[Anonymous No.16111281]

depression meals with precooked meats? sure. not mentioning salt because you know that.

bullshit peanut noodles
>buckwheat noodles, according to package
>(peanut butter + honey + sriracha + soy sauce), mix, apply to noodles
>optional: peanuts and green onions, chop, top with
>optional: precooked chicken, slice, mix in
>optional: lime slice, top with
>can be cold or hot

bullshit meatballs with marinara
>onion, chop, saute
>tomato paste, blob, saute
>canned crushed tomatoes, simmer
>frozen meatballs
>optional: pasta, prepare to package and add

bullshit sandwich:
>bacon
>bread
>mayo
>not blt because I never have lettuce on hand

suicide ramen
>package ramen, according to instruction
>sliced chicken breast: precooked or raw is fine, thinly sliced raw chicken will cook in the broth
>optional: green onion, chop, top with
>optional: carrots, use a potato peeler to get fine slices, top with

bullshit chicken soup:
>onion: chop, saute
>optional: carrot, celery, chop, saute
>chicken stock, simmer
>precooked chicken breast, slice
>any noodles, according to package, add

bullshit beef soup:
>onion: chop, saute
>carrot: chop, saute
>beef stock, simmer
>pre-cooked meatballs

bullshit chicken salad
>pre-cooked chicken, chop
>mayo
>basically any crunchy ingredient, eg. apples, celery, any nuts, chop
>mix, eat cold

bullshit tuna salad
>canned tuna, drain
>mayo
>pickles, chop

bullshit pasta salad
>pasta, according to package
>salad dressing or jarred pesto
>anything, chop
>mix, eat cold

there's a lot of food you can make after you've lost the will to live

[Anonymous No.16111308]

>>16110242
very easy to make + I don't eat much
OP dinner looks comfy as fuck

[Anonymous No.16111370]

>>16111281
Christ, your life is depressing. You'll make it someday fren.

[Anonymous No.16111420]

>>16111370

eh, I do okay now. fridge full of produce and I try to cook real food a few times a week. not living on duck confit or or anything but i've learned how to eat a vegetable or two

i lived on this type of shit for my twenties though. saddest thing about it was that i still did more 'cooking' then most of the other neckbeard autists I knew. most of them lived on frozen pizza chicken tenders and breakfast cereal. and they still do.

i hope today's autistic shut-ins do better at feeding themselves than my generation did.