/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16109602]

How do I avoid becoming a "hot sauce guy"?

[Anonymous No.16109608]

>>16109602
don't make consoooming BRAND™ hotsauce a personality trait

[Anonymous No.16109614]

>>16109602
You can get covid anyways after being vaccinated, the vaccine is pretty useless. Masks are too though

[Anonymous No.16109617]

>>16109602
This cartoon makes no sense at all. You can be vaccinated, have the virus, not know and spread it all over.

Are you a selfish cunt OP? Can you not help protect others?

[Anonymous No.16109623]

>>16109617
This. OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.16109628]

I dunno I just cut up peppers I like (thai chilli peppers are my number 1) and add them to my meals

[Anonymous No.16109630]

>>16109623
Oh absolutely. OP is indeed a faggot of the highest purity.

[Anonymous No.16109637]

>>16109602
>actually eat the hot sauce you buy instead of "Collecting" it like a retard
>shop based on what you like, not on what's the most atomic meme pepper anus blaster
>don't act like a fag and put hot sauce on stuff it doesn't belong on
>don't talk about it all the time like it's Who You Are.

Imagine being a "mustard guy" who has 200 tiny bottles of artisan mustards on the shelf and you put mustard on every fucking thing you eat and talk about it to basically anyone you encounter. Funny, and maybe based since you would be one of like a dozen such guys on earth, but genuinely you would be a fucking weirdo for it.

[Anonymous No.16109638]

>>16109617
CDC said that's not a concern

[Anonymous No.16109642]

>>16109602
Have you considered not being a faggot who bases what he likes to eat on the thoughts of internet retards?

[Anonymous No.16109646]

>>16109642
>t. hot sauce guy

[Anonymous No.16109649]

>>16109628
Yea this is what I mean. Im addicted

[Anonymous No.16109651]

>>16109617
>vaccines don't work
shut up

[Anonymous No.16109652]

>>16109617
So what you are saying is only listen to governmental guidelines when they agree with me otherwise ignore them?
You can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.16109654]

I just bought 4 bottles of cholula today because I want to sample the flavors and see what I like.

[Anonymous No.16109660]

>>16109602
>>16109646
t. thinks mayo is spicy

[Anonymous No.16109661]

>>16109602
>buy hot sauces
>don't make it your personality
quite simple actually

[Anonymous No.16109667]

>>16109654
Green is the only one worth eating.

[Anonymous No.16109668]

>>16109646
Yea, I have a bottle of hot sauce. It’s existed as a condiment much longer than the local soyjack mong patrol had been around to cry about it.

[Anonymous No.16109676]

>>16109602
Don't be like this guy

[Anonymous No.16109684]

>>16109637
I bet you do imagine being a mustardCHAD.

>"Why yes, ladies and gentlemen, this IS my mustard collection. Please, no need for applause. Do remain behind the mustard yellow velvet rope at all times."

[Anonymous No.16109698]

>>16109661
I’m sure your homemade stuff puts evil corporate hot sauce to shame. Because you make it with love.

[Anonymous No.16109704]

>>16109667
I had the chile garlic one before and thought it was quite nice, actually. It tasted like a nicely roasted garlic, and not just garlic powder or raw extract.

[Anonymous No.16109705]

>>16109698
wrong nigga

[Anonymous No.16109712]

>>16109684
>Why yes, ladies and gentlemen, this IS my mustard collection

[Anonymous No.16109720]

>tfw no mask, no vax

[Anonymous No.16109725]

>>16109712
>>Why yes, ladies and gentlemen, this IS my mustard collection

[Anonymous No.16109731]

>>16109712
Lmao, imagine being this buttblasted over a mustardCHAD.

[Anonymous No.16109745]

>>16109602

Switch to putting bbq sauce on everything instead.

[Anonymous No.16109752]

>do you need any condiments or sauces?
"No thanks"

[Anonymous No.16109757]

>>16109602
don't use hot sauce

[Anonymous No.16109766]

>>16109617
>the vaccine doesn't work
sick, I won't get one then.

[Anonymous No.16109782]

>>16109651
I never said that. Vaccines protect YOU. You can still have the virus. What the vaccine does, is permit your body to have the virus, but without ill effect to YOU.

You just don't know how vaccines work.

[Anonymous No.16109784]

>>16109617
If it is likely you will die from catching covid you shouldn't be in public.

[Anonymous No.16109788]

>>16109782
Eat the bugs goy

[Anonymous No.16109789]

>>16109652
You assume I live in the US and therefore listen to what your government tells you. I don't.

[Anonymous No.16109797]

>>16109782
So it doesn't work then

[Anonymous No.16109798]

>>16109782
>What the vaccine does, is permit your body to have the virus, but without ill effect to YOU
In that case herd immunity is impossible.

[Anonymous No.16109809]

>>16109602
While we’re on this topic, how good is Gator Hammock and where do I buy it?

[Anonymous No.16109808]

>>16109782
A vaccine "should" prevent the virus from building up to the point where patients become contagious and symptomatic. That's why herd immunity works with the MMR vaccine where patients who can't get it are protected from the spread of those diseases by those who have received the MMR vaccine.

This "vaccine" doesn't for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.16109810]

>>16109789
Like eurofags didn't prep the EU bull before letting it slide its meaty schlong up their collective assholes

[Anonymous No.16109818]

>>16109782
You clearly don't. Vaccines are not some magic thing that makes the virus able to be in your body and yet not affect you, for fucks sake mate if you are this uneducated be a little less smug about how right you are.
here is a child friendly version of an explanation so you can understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SKmAlQtAj8

[Anonymous No.16109825]

>>16109818
>posting literal globohomo propaganda
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.16109839]

>>16109825
>says the faggot arguing for mask AND vaccines.
if you want to be a schizoid at least try to have a internal coherence in your delusion.

[Anonymous No.16109841]

>>16109684
Kek

[Anonymous No.16109847]

>>16109602
I understand your concern, OP, since I am a sauce guy myself.
I avoid it by being obese and having poor hygiene.

[Anonymous No.16109852]

>>16109839
>mask AND vaccines
Pretty sure a single mask is passé now, and all the good caring citizens are using double-masks.

[Anonymous No.16109864]

>don't wear masks
>didn't get the vax
Feels good to be gangsta.

[Anonymous No.16109870]

I dont even own a mask

[Anonymous No.16109885]

>>16109808
but it does, both israel and uae are vaccinated at around the same rate and have around the same climate, uae with the traditional sino vaccine it still struggling to get their numbers down while israel with mrna had their numbers plummet while going back to normal (or at least what qualifies as normal there), like holy shit how do you rationalize that away?

[Anonymous No.16109888]

>>16109782
clearly you haven't taken a single class in immunology and have no idea what antibodies are

[Anonymous No.16109901]

>>16109885
Work on your reading comprehension and look up how the MMR vaccine works.

[Anonymous No.16109956]

Realize that the "hot sauce guy" does not exist outside this board and is just the figment of the imaginations of grown men who still have a child's taste in food and anything with more complexity than fast food, frozen pizza and hot pockets overwhelms their palates so they make up things like "hot sauce guy" and "soy boy" to feel better about themselves.

[Anonymous No.16109963]

>>16109956
I'm telling you, doc, the hot sauce guy IS real!

[Anonymous No.16109964]

>>16109617
Its in reference to all the maskfags saying they're gonna keep wearing masks despite the fucking CDC telling them they don't have to anymore.

[Anonymous No.16109966]

>>16109617
>kills boomers and fatties

Yeah, I'm thinking Covid is based and a net positive

[Anonymous No.16109968]

>>16109963
he is the hot sauce guy he is just trying to hide it.

[Anonymous No.16109985]

>>16109870
When I go into stores, I ask the people up front for a mask, then turn around and immediately throw it away.

[Anonymous No.16109988]

I bought a huge supply of masks at the start of 2020 when /pol/ told me to.
Now I refuse to wear them like /pol/ told me to

[Anonymous No.16109999]

>>16109956
I think there's a particular personality type (or disorder) that makes people more prone to become "collectors" of anything
So the biggest irony of the spergs who ree about hot sauce collectors is they themselves probably collect retro video games, or comic books

[Anonymous No.16110001]

>>16109614
The vaccine is 99.999% effective at preventing death from the coronavirus, even if you get it.

[Anonymous No.16110003]

>>16109988
that was before everyone knew the real danger was in the spike protein the virus had that basically fucks up old and fat people (or people with preconsisting conditions leading to more vulnerable arteries)

[Anonymous No.16110004]

>>16109999

[Anonymous No.16110005]

>>16109988
The 2020 election tourists have really changed that board, though.

[Anonymous No.16110011]

>>16110004
checked and keked

[Anonymous No.16110013]

>>16110001
hello comrade u have proofs yes?

[Anonymous No.16110019]

>>16110001
For a disease that 99.98% of all people infected with it survive!

[Anonymous No.16110020]

>>16109667
I like the chipotle and the regular one best

[Anonymous No.16110030]

>>16109999
So, the general population of 4chan? I've literally never met a "hot sauce guy" outside of 1 or two boomers. Never a millennial or zoomer who this board complains about. No idea why hot sauce became such an autistic fixation. I use have 3-4 on hand: a Mexican style, an Asian style, a Louisiana style and maybe one Misc one if I need it for a recipe or something. I legit think it's just people who can't handle spicy food using the meme as a cope.

[Anonymous No.16110031]

>>16110001
Covid already has a 99.99999% survival rate. Why do I need a vaccine

[Anonymous No.16110050]

>>16109999

[Anonymous No.16110053]

>>16110030
>So, the general population of 4chan?
yes, that's exactly what I was implying.
Seeing niggas who spend hundreds of dollars collecting pokemans and little ponies, then rage about people who want to taste different brands of food is the pinnacle of irony.
It's just "stop liking what I don't like" but for a bunch of 30 year old men.

[Anonymous No.16110055]

>>16110031
So we can build back better

[Anonymous No.16110059]

>>16110030
>owning multiple hot sauces
It's too late for you now...

[Anonymous No.16110066]

>>16110030
Just googling "hot sauce forum" and checking the first result brings up a community of over 15,000 users.

[Anonymous No.16110071]

>>16109782
you mongrel the spread from a vaxxed person is negligible, heard some immunologist broad talking about it on NPR a couple weeks ago

[Anonymous No.16110072]

>>16110071
>NPR
National Propaganda Radio. Beautiful source.

[Anonymous No.16110088]

>>16109684
A challenger appears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLZ_HDVf5DY

[Anonymous No.16110090]

>>16110066
>Just googling "hot sauce forum" and checking the first result brings up a community of over 15,000 users.
You realize that the total number of registered users in a forum does nothing to illustrate how many of those users frequent the forum regularly, right? This could be the number of users for the past 20 years
>total members online right now: 26
HOLY SHIT 26 PEOPLE HAVE A NICHE HOBBY

[Anonymous No.16110096]

>>16110072
Trump lost

[Anonymous No.16110101]

>>16109617
ok so why get the vaccine then

[Anonymous No.16110102]

>>16110030
even on ck, there's a small subset of users who religiously collect cans of sardines, and nobody shits on them like they do for sauce eaters

[Anonymous No.16110104]

Can someone answer my question about actual hot sauce (>>16109809)?

[Anonymous No.16110106]

>>16110090
It's an anecdotal example. Calm down.
Go check out the other hundred results, too.

[Anonymous No.16110109]

>>16109602
Why is that liberal being mean to that soyboy?

[Anonymous No.16110118]

>>16110066
>15,000 is a lot of users
Your average small town has more people than that.

[Anonymous No.16110120]

>>16110104
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. ”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.

[Anonymous No.16110128]

>>16110102
I complain about them, but only for turning my favourite food into a fucking meme and making it impossible to discuss. For me, sardines on toast was breakfast with grandma, not this weird /fit/-tier fratboy DEENZ GAAAANG shit.

[Anonymous No.16110131]

>>16110059
Yeah, I'm too far gone. What's next, more than 3 spices?
>>16110066
Okay that's a bit cringe but you had to go out of your way to find that. It's like "SJWs". Never met one in real life but if you believed 4chan you would think that they roam the streets castration men. It's all just shit you use to make yourself mad.

[Anonymous No.16110134]

>>16110106
I just find it strange that, among all possible hobbies, this one gets so much shit from 4chan

[Anonymous No.16110139]

>>16110128
t. no deenz

[Anonymous No.16110150]

>>16110139
That's right. I eat sardines like a man, not "deenz" like a child.

[Anonymous No.16110152]

>>16110001
>The vaccine is 99.999% effective at preventing death from the coronavirus
So is just not getting vaccinated, strangely enough

[Anonymous No.16110156]

>>16110131
>It's like "SJWs". Never met one in real life but if you believed 4chan you would think that they roam the streets castration men. It's all just shit you use to make yourself mad.
now you are just retarded, if they were fucking fictitious laws wouldn't be made with them in mind.

[Anonymous No.16110167]

>>16110131
Next you're gonna tell me that you went to a school that didn't have a Penis Inspection Day.

[Anonymous No.16110171]

>>16109684
still more based than collecting hot sauces

[Anonymous No.16110180]

>>16110055
>everyone under 85 is fine
>OH LORD HELP US ALL

[Anonymous No.16110195]

>>16110156
This is your brain on /pol/, kids.
>>16110167
Dude everyone had penis inspection day, I didn't go to some poor kid who didn't have the budget for it.

[Anonymous No.16110279]

>>16109964
this comic is several months old
>>16109602
don't use it as a condiment