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Your order?

>> No.16108844

>>16108834
That is the most retarded menu I've ever seen. I'm 100% sure this was created by a fat autistic woman.

>> No.16108862

Wait, queso exists outside of Texas?

>> No.16108875

>>16108862
Yes, cheese dip exists outside of Texas. Insane to think,

>> No.16108876

The leia looks the most edible

>> No.16108897

>>16108834
Probably the uhura, that's just a po boy but with cod instead of catfish

>> No.16108929

What is the difference between carry out and pick up?

>> No.16108949

would you ladytron

>> No.16108952

>>16108949
Depends

>> No.16108960
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>>16108949
yes

>> No.16108990

>>16108834
Leia pls

>> No.16108993

>>16108834
i fucking love her

>> No.16109000

head like a fucking orange

>> No.16109001

>pick up and carry out
did they know covid was coming??
were they somehow involved??

>> No.16109060

>>16108834
>Served with potato chips.

Fuck. That.

>> No.16109068

I want the Ladytron

>> No.16109129

>>16108834
The fact that it leads with a loose-meat sandwich is repulsive to me. Where's this from, Indiana?

However, that "Starbuck", kielbasa smothered in a bean soup (I HAVE to imagine it's smoky and hamhock'd) with greens on a jalapeno-cheddar johnnycake? I could go for some of that, man. Most of the rest sounds repulsive.

>> No.16109301
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>>16108834
All that sucks, I would only go in to shit all over the partition of the men's bathroom.

>> No.16109494

>>16108834
What is the soup selection?

>> No.16109843

>>16108897
this is the only answer

>> No.16110480

>>16108834
truly baffling. I don't think I could make a worse menu if I tried

>> No.16110523

>>16108834
>everything is sweet
>everything is served in a star wars bowl
What the fuck is wrong with New York

>> No.16110569

>>16108834
Either Leia or Ripley. Really all the menu items sound interesting and that everything would taste good together but there are just too many flavors.

>> No.16110579

>>16110569
The Starbuck looks good too because it's the only "normal" menu item.

>> No.16110818
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16110818

reminds me of this

>> No.16110830

>>16110579
Sausage and soup on a sandwich is "normal"?

>> No.16110838

>>16110579
Nvm, I missed the part where it was on cornbread.

>> No.16110858
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>>16108834
Can you fuck the robot?

>> No.16110871

>>16110830
it's the only entree that doesn't seem like it's crammed full of sugar.
maybe the cod too, but seeing "lightly sweetened" next to those other ones doesn't fill me with confidence.

>> No.16110917

>>16108834
I'll have a glass of your finest robot pee.

>> No.16111114

>>16108834
Honestly, I'm all about these fucking weird flavors.
I'd try all of it.

>> No.16111201

>>16110523
nah dude they're in Indiana

>> No.16111204

>>16110830
on meth it is

>> No.16111266
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>>16108834
> yo I'll have the Urea thanks lady troon

>> No.16111430

>>16108844
>>16109301
based

>> No.16111560
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>>16109000
on a toothpick

>> No.16111655

>maple ground beef
>chicken in blueberry molasses
>"lightly sweetened" batter
>a grilled cheese sandwich on fucking cinnamon raisin bread

Half this menu is sugar. These combinations sound repulsive.

>> No.16111663

Don't care about menu
Only care about cute sexy robot
Simple as

>> No.16112133

The menu sounds terrible. I'm no chef but if you are using a molasses as a sauce base you should gussy it up with other flavors instead of fucking blueberry syrup

That aside these old failed diner menus always depress me. Even if they are retarded with no business sense and terrible food I hate to see someone belly flop trying to chase the dream

>> No.16112182

>>16108844
>>16109301
Fags

>> No.16112184

>>16111655
NOOOOOO MUH SUGAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>> No.16112190

>>16112133
The difference between people who actually tried and you. Some anon on 4chan with nothing to lose.

>> No.16112251

>>16112190
So whats the difference? Not everyone is capable of running a small business but it's sad to people go under when they give it the old college try

>> No.16112253

>>16108834
Who name's their food joint LadyTran's?

>> No.16112256

>>16112251
Name me your net worth and weight.

>> No.16112370

>>16108834
I want to fuck the robot

>> No.16112385

>>16111111
idk man looks gross to me

>> No.16112387

>>16112190
>>16112256
Spiteful little fag

>> No.16113036

>>16112387
My post hit you too hard. Lmao.

>> No.16113335
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16113335

>chicken simmered in blueberry molasses

>> No.16113411

>>16111430
>>16112182
Duality of man

>> No.16114391
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>>16108834
Hi, uh, yes, does the robot have a vagina?

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>>16114391
Yes

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>> No.16114468

>>16114465
>>16114453
you know that is still NSFW even fi you cropped the vag right?

>> No.16114485

>>16108834
I wanna fuck the robot

>> No.16114490

>>16108960
More damnit

>> No.16114491

>>16114468
You know I am retared, right?

>> No.16114500

>>16114465
>>16114453
shit art
jannies
*snap snap*

>> No.16114568

>>16109301
I doubt they have men's restrooms just "gender-inclusive" restrooms.
>>16108844
an enby tranner

>> No.16114593

>>16110818
I just finished browsing a /co/ Emmy thread so autistic, fuckable tomboy robotgirls are entirely on my mind right now.

>> No.16114610 [DELETED] 

>>16108834
Large soup, I already ate supper and I wouldn't be able to anything else.

>> No.16114623

>>16108834
Large soup, I've already had supper and wouldn't be able to eat anything else.

>> No.16114647

Any anons got more of the LadyTron? Asking for a friend, of course

>> No.16114667

>>16108949
Yes, I like cute tomboy southern bells

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>> No.16114684

>>16108834
Is there a hidden menu option for Ladytron to paint a ketchup heart on my food and cast a "be delicious" spell on it?

>> No.16114686

>>16114667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAnjEh23_QE

>> No.16114837 [DELETED] 

>>16114671
Rolling 81-84

>> No.16115608

>>16108834
>queso with potato chips
no

>> No.16115897

>>16112133
It didn’t fail it’s still open dumbass

>> No.16115925

>>16108834
The robot girl is literally the only thing on the menu that looks good

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>>16110818
Came

>> No.16116985

>>16108862
duh

>> No.16116989

>>16110917
So, dirty used motor oil?

>> No.16117137

>>16108929
Remote ordering.

>> No.16117158

>>16109129
Fuck off, our regional food is boring, not repulsive.

>> No.16117161

That menu is pretty bizarre, the starbuck looks ok apart from the corn cake, I'd probably get the ripley after some deliberation but the blueberry sauce sounds fucking weird. I'd still be hungry after the leia lol.

I wonder if the soups are as fucking strange as the sandwiches

>> No.16117191

>>16108834
The starbuck sounds pretty good. I love bean soup over cornbread.

>> No.16117257

>Sesame Slaw

WTF is that?

>> No.16117272

>>16108834
I, for one, think it all sounds pretty good.

>> No.16117554

The menu has changed since I went there. I remember at the time the only thing on the menu that even looked appealing was a sandwich with potato chips on it. It was horrible. The only thing on that menu that looks good is the Uhura. I'm going to be in New Albany tomorrow, may swing by there, haven't seen it in a while.

>> No.16117599

>>16108834
ladytron is a p decent band desu

>> No.16117600

>>16117257
Coleslaw with probably some sesame dressing on it. Use your brain

>> No.16117690

>>16108862
So this is the brainpower of a Texan

>> No.16117807

>>16108834
>maple ground beef chopped with applewood bacon
>finished with crispy potato chips
>juicy pulled chicken
>smothered in 5-bean soup
>cod crusted
>todays delicious soups

Why does it have so many things that make me laugh to say out loud despite them making sense

>> No.16117809

>>16111663
Listen to this man,he speaks the truth!

>> No.16118737

>>16108834
Either the Ripley or the Starbuck, but definetly a large order of robot pussy

>> No.16119097

>>16108960
WHY DID YOU THROW MY ORDER TO THE FLOOR YOU BITCH?

>> No.16119106

>>16108834
None of this sounds remotely appealing to me DESU