/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16103218]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>post aggresively american cuisine

[Anonymous No.16103220]

honestly the flaming hot cheetoh as a garnish is low key based as fuck

[Anonymous No.16103254]

>>16103218
>Cheetos™ Hot Flamin™ Roll

[Anonymous No.16103261]

>Imitation Krab

[Anonymous No.16103272]

>>16103218

[Anonymous No.16103280]

>>16103272
>never go to mcdonalds really ever
>tried mcgriddle once
>discover while eating it that the biscuit is actually some really sweet pancake thing

[Anonymous No.16103286]

>>16103218
Sushi is a fast food of sorts, but not like this... don't do this...

[Anonymous No.16103289]

>>16103261
>imitation korb

[Anonymous No.16103294]

someone post the milkshake with a day's worth of calories

[Anonymous No.16103358]

[Anonymous No.16103374]

shitty grocery store sushi is one of my guilty pleasures

[Anonymous No.16103399]

>>16103374
I mean my grocery store has (southeast) asians who make it there though I live next to the ocean so that has a lot to do with it. Though I only get the unagi (fresh water eel) so I guess that doesn't really mean much for me.

[Anonymous No.16103427]

>>16103374
OP here, gotta agree. I took that pic at my local grocery today, and I ended up grabbing a more tame roll

[Anonymous No.16103439]

America is such a joke but its nice to see Americans take it well for a change

[Anonymous No.16103452]

>>16103358
>>16103358
The millennial speak is dumb, but why to they repeat the first dumb line verbatim on consecutive dishes?

[Anonymous No.16103457]

>>16103439
I like jokes.

[Anonymous No.16103459]

>>16103439
Some of us can handle bantz rather than rattle off "muh yuropoor" every time.

[Anonymous No.16103472]

>>16103439
I think its normal for people to get defensive as very few of us have ever had the chance to go to Europe (not including the UK obv) and see actual food culture.

[Anonymous No.16103478]

>>16103459
Shut up coastie/flyover. Never build yourself up by putting others down.

[Anonymous No.16103488]

>>16103457
>>16103459
>>16103472
Based non coping Americhads.

[Anonymous No.16103510]

[Anonymous No.16103529]

>>16103280
You didn’t know it was a pancake sandwich?

[Anonymous No.16103538]

>>16103294
Is it the Oreo one lol

[Anonymous No.16103545]

>>16103358
>Why not, bruh?

[Anonymous No.16103550]

>>16103510
Fuck I hate myself for how much is demolish those

[Anonymous No.16103557]

[Anonymous No.16103571]

>>16103478
>shut up coastie/flyover
anon that's the entire country

[Anonymous No.16103580]

>>16103571
Gotta cover everything. It's an anonymous Bengali art gallery after all.

[Anonymous No.16103585]

>>16103557
nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.16103611]

>>16103280
Really? So how did you think it was any different from, say, an egg mcmuffin?
A "griddle cake" is an old-fashioned word for a pancake. A griddle is a type of stovetop pan.

[Anonymous No.16103618]

>>16103585
Yes. Aggressively American is usually good.

[Anonymous No.16103633]

The Big Texan, Amarillo, TX

[Anonymous No.16103672]

>>16103618
oh I meant that crawfish boils isn't a uniquely american thing. I mean I guess the corn isn't normal in other countries

[Anonymous No.16103711]

>>16103672
with the plastic table and the beer in patriots koozie

[Anonymous No.16103751]

>>16103711
yes the presentation is american but not the menu

[Anonymous No.16103758]

>>16103218
this screams mexican to me

[Anonymous No.16103796]

>>16103580
>chiefs fans
ahahahahahahahahahaha hows your GoAt quarterbutt doing

[Anonymous No.16103915]

>>16103557
man i miss crawfish
>>16103218
'mystery' flavor promotions are pretty aggro american

[Anonymous No.16104109]

>>16103796
I hope Brady wins one more.

[Anonymous No.16104126]

>>16103580
Those pictured in this photo are exactly who's being referred to when people say "fuck white people"

[Anonymous No.16104157]

>>16103472
>Europe
>actual food culture
France has true culinary heritage. The rest of Europe has France to thank for elevating their peasant slop.

[Anonymous No.16104226]

>>16104157
I mean I highly enjoyed the food I had in France, Italy, Spain, and Greece. The food in the UK was just off putting. Went out to a couple nice restaurants with the family I had there and the meals were just mediocre. London was just a mess so let's ignore that. Had some good fish and chips but fried food covered in vinegar is hard to fuck up I feel. At some point I just started buying sandwich ingredients and ate those.

[Anonymous No.16104250]

>>16103218

[Anonymous No.16104492]

>>16103358
I like how they gave up by the end there.

[Anonymous No.16104498]

>>16103218
Watergate salad best salad

[Anonymous No.16104501]

>>16104250
>boiled peanuts
Pretty sure those are accepted as currency in Pigeon Forge, TN

[Anonymous No.16104644]

>>16103452
Why not, bruh?

[Anonymous No.16104686]

>>16103557
Low country boil = based as absolute fuck

[Anonymous No.16104721]

>>16103218
I thought that was just really red masago

[Anonymous No.16104748]

>>16103218

[Anonymous No.16104821]

>>16104250
berled peanuts

[Anonymous No.16106038]

>>16104250
aussie here.
why are they boiled?
are the like peanut butter inside the shell now?

[Anonymous No.16106049]

>>16103633
That chick behind him definitely looks like a big Texan

[Anonymous No.16106068]

>>16106038
they're more like the texture of canned beans

[Anonymous No.16106081]

>>16104250
>boiled
FUCKING WHY. what's wrong with normal peanuts? they taste good.

[Anonymous No.16106111]

>>16104126
Who cares what niggers or jews think though?

[Anonymous No.16106126]

>>16106038
>>16106081
Softens + gives the thing a saltier taste + juices = almost illegally close to if skittles were made out of red meats, so no shit burgers are gonna be all over it [spoiler]myself included

[Anonymous No.16106178]

>>16103580
Imagine wearing you favourite niggers name in your shirt.
Americans are amazing.

[Anonymous No.16106185]

>>16106038
>aussie here.
Why do Australians always have to announce themselves like this?
I never see “German here”, Frenchman here or anything like this.
Australian really think they are unique and we must value their participation.
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.16106201]

Honestly who gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.16106348]

>>16106185
no actually its just a warning, so you know not to read anything they wrote. qiote nice of them actually

[Anonymous No.16106371]

[Anonymous No.16106376]

[Anonymous No.16106377]

[Anonymous No.16106382]

[Anonymous No.16106386]

[Anonymous No.16106388]

[Anonymous No.16106390]

[Anonymous No.16106393]

[Anonymous No.16106492]

>>16104748I'll bite. What the hell is happening here?

[Anonymous No.16106523]

>>16106492
i think it's the first McDonald's opened in (not) soviet russia

[Anonymous No.16106543]

>>16106371
>german text
>german food tin
>'american cooking'

[Anonymous No.16106575]

>>16106049
>him

[Anonymous No.16106591]

>>16103261
Kamaboko is a Japanese invention. You guys can call it whatever you want though.

[Anonymous No.16106595]

>>16103557
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.16106601]

>>16106543
>disgustingly obese
>American "cheese"
>sloppa
Yup, it's American alright.

[Anonymous No.16106602]

>>16103286
Kek. Japan invented sushi. It's the cultural equivalent of the burger in North America as far as the net is concerned. Look at how many weird iterations of the burger they have in the states. Do you really think Japan doesn't do the same?

[Anonymous No.16106605]

>>16104250
The ultimate yankee filter

[Anonymous No.16106610]

>>16106602
Japs get pretty anal when it comes to diverging from the recipe. Shit like mozzarella stuffed avocado california maki with sriracha infused brown-rice is what you find in some overpriced tourist trap restaurant.

[Anonymous No.16106612]

>>16106178
people from all over the world wear sports jerseys, the fuck are you on about? moron

[Anonymous No.16106617]

>>16104157
Greek and Italian food are better, easily. stop sucking yourself off, Jean-Claude. French food is good, thats it.

[Anonymous No.16106621]

>>16106605
no, people in the north like boiled peanuts too. theyre just fucking idiots. enjoy your mush.

[Anonymous No.16106623]

>>16106601
no, its German. that clip has been posted thousands of times and has a German show (Pures Leben) watermark. fucks sake, you cant even shitpost right

[Anonymous No.16106626]

>>16106377
my teeth hurt from watching this

[Anonymous No.16106627]

>>16106623
It's a comedy show. Pures Leben is literally German for disgusting American.

[Anonymous No.16106634]

>>16106390
put real whipped cream in instead of cool whip crap and that looks like a good dessert for a hot day

[Anonymous No.16106636]

>>16106627
wrong. Leben means life. i speak some German. you wont fool me, low effort shitposter

[Anonymous No.16106641]

contributing

[Anonymous No.16106643]

>>16106393
>Make what is actually a good burger
>Puts fucking nutella on it

[Anonymous No.16106644]

[Anonymous No.16106646]

>>16106376
Goddamn it how hard can it be? Nigger just stop eating, I did and it worked. Annoying for a while but I'm down to 74kg from 96 (180cm).

[Anonymous No.16106649]

[Anonymous No.16106650]

>>16106377
Now that's truly disgusting

[Anonymous No.16106655]

>>16106386

[Anonymous No.16106658]

>>16106390
Still disgusting but not as bad

[Anonymous No.16106660]

>>16106649
>untoasted bun

[Anonymous No.16106676]

>>16104250
Are these those circus peanuts I've heard about?

[Anonymous No.16106724]

>>16106634
i think the cool whip is used because it wont break like whipped cream would. guess they are trying to avoid it turning into a runny mess

[Anonymous No.16106784]

>>16106543
Those are "reality TV" formats, created to make poor, stupid, fat fucks feel better about themselves by showing them people who are even poorer, dumber and fatter. It's all fake and not an accurate representation of anything.

[Anonymous No.16106877]

>>16106724
Hm, good point. I guess one could use yogurt instead, or even a thicker whipped cream. I just don't like cool whip

[Anonymous No.16106887]

[Anonymous No.16106922]

>>16106660
Redpill me on the tenderloin sandwich, Hoosieranon. I'm from the east coast and never had one. Toasted bun, but what else makes a good tenderloin?

[Anonymous No.16106926]

>>16103557
It's about time too, I need to head back to the swamp country for some

[Anonymous No.16106930]

>>16106887
I'd say that is a pretty moderate sized dessert for the average adult

[Anonymous No.16106937]

>>16106887

[Anonymous No.16106948]

this thread based. I live in Georgia but I love Amerikan kuisine.

[Anonymous No.16106954]

>>16103218
>imitation krab
>so devoid of pride in their food they will use fake krab and not the real krab.

[Anonymous No.16106959]

>>16106676
no circus peanuts are a disgusting marshmallow candy that are banana flavored for some reason they are truly one of the worst candies ever conceived.

[Anonymous No.16106974]

>>16106523
they were already used to queue for food

[Anonymous No.16106987]

>>16104250
to all non-burgers:
boiled peanuts are a southern thing. they buy them in gas stations. don't blame the rest of us. blame the southerners.

[Anonymous No.16107011]

>>16106371
>>16106376
>pures leben TV show
>german
Yeah, shes really American

[Anonymous No.16107021]

>>16104250
I got boiled peanuts from a granny I met while hiking in Korea. It's a thing there.

[Anonymous No.16107032]

>>16103672
>posts Cajun food
>'n-no! that doesn't count!!'

[Anonymous No.16107040]

>>16104157
french food is just ok.

[Anonymous No.16107044]

>>16106376
>>16106371
do americans really?

[Anonymous No.16107050]

>>16106617
Italy owes its “traditional food” to new world ingredients. It’s literally American food. Greek is shit.
As always, France rules Europe.

[Anonymous No.16107144]

>>16103439
You stupid fuck, I'll kick yer ass

[Anonymous No.16107163]

>>16104157
Ta gueule.

[Anon formerly known as WEGfag No.16107340]

>>16104226
>Went out to a couple nice restaurants with the family I had there and the meals were just mediocre.
Most of the good food in England isn't really found in restaurants, you need to go to a good butcher and/or farm shop for some pies & sausages and all that good shit, and if you're dead set on going out go to an Indian place.

[Anonymous No.16107419]

>>16107050
Italy had plenty of cuisine pre America, and "shit" isn't a reasonable explanation so that's disregarded. Keep on seethin' froggy. French food is good, and that's it.

[Anonymous No.16107421]

>>16106948
What American food do you like best Georgian anon? I've never had any Georgian food, now that I think of it. Not many Georgians where I am in the USA

[Anonymous No.16107429]

>>16103358
why not bruh

[Anonymous No.16107474]

>>16106922
Good mustard.
t. Different hoosier anon

[Anonymous No.16107497]

>>16107050
Unironically take your meds.

[Anonymous No.16107512]

>>16107497
He’s right though

[Anonymous No.16107526]

>>16107419
Italy had “food” pre-America. Calling it cuisine is far too generous.
>French food is good
Anything good in western cuisine owes itself to French influence. You’re welcome.

[Anonymous No.16107530]

>>16106959
My dad likes them and he's a Yankee raised in north florida

[Anonymous No.16107551]

>>16107526
if the most important part of italian cuisine to you is tomato sauce then i'll be willing to bet you aren't italian

[Anonymous No.16107556]

>>16107050
>Italy owes its “traditional food” to new world ingredients.
So does France faggot.
French national dish = Pot-au-Feu, containing potatoes, which are from America. Plus Frenchies constantly cook with wine, which they only got from the Latin Bulls that gave them the gift of civilization.
>Greek is shit.
Nope, Med food is 1,000,000 (that's one million) times better than French food.

[Anonymous No.16107560]

>>16103218
>American Cuisine
>Sushi
Stop stealing culture from others chang.

[Anonymous No.16107564]

>>16106371
>>16106376
why are americans like this?

[Anonymous No.16107590]

>>16104250
Only missing a firearm

[Anonymous No.16107603]

>>16104250
Also looks like they got the hot'n'spicy version. Good times.

[Anonymous No.16107615]

>>16103218
Best by today. Someone better eat that.

[Anonymous No.16107722]

>>16107050
uhm no

[Anonymous No.16107731]

til native americans have invented all european cuisines

[Anonymous No.16107743]

>>16104250
God I fucking love boiled peanuts and southern food. I blame travelling down south so often for me gaining weight lately

[Anonymous No.16107845]

>>16107021
A korean tradition is to store peanuts inside the vagina until theyre done, and serve to the man you wish to seduce.

[Anonymous No.16107852]

>>16107526
It is cuisine, stop thinking you're superior because you put things in puff pastry and eat snails. Italian cuisine is way more than tomatoes. French food has nothing comparable to Pastitsio, either.

[Anonymous No.16107857]

>>16103472
>actual food culture
lütfen avrupa'ya gelin ve kebab ve shawarma'yı deneyin

[Anonymous No.16107859]

>>16107474
Nice, thanks. What else do you like to put on it? How do you like to bread it? There's no way I'm finding that sandwich on a menu in my part of the country so I want to try making it myself

[Anonymous No.16107863]

>>16107845
Sprinkle their food with menstrual blood like traditional Nordic womens

[Anonymous No.16107877]

>>16106371
the literal state of german "people"

[Anonymous No.16107895]

>>16106646
It's staged reality tv garbage for other degenerates to feel better about themselves or watch it ironically.
She probably still is a borderline retard but being a obese imbecile on camera is kinda her "acting" job.
Every episode there is some other poor/dumb people scenario, like in this case her also fat mom going "you never cook you lazy cunt get to it" and that's what she does then.
Other "famous stars" of the show are another fat woman obsessed with cheese and another fat woman being obsessed with whipped cream and astrology magics.

I watched way too much of this shit when hangover with other people for some cheap laughs.

[Anonymous No.16107901]

>>16106641

How normal is that price for a bit of Orang juicer in the U.S.?

[Anonymous No.16107933]

>>16106641
Sweet, you can do crack right after finishing your OJ!

[Anonymous No.16107976]

>>16104250
ughh I need some boiled peanuts and a fuckin 44 oz gas station fountain mello yello with lots of ice. they're so savory and one of the best spicy foods. don't let the appearance fool you, have one and you'll be tearing through the shells for more like a greedy little american raccoon.

[Anonymous No.16107999]

>>16106959
I love circus peanuts. very unique texture/mouthfeel, in a good way.

[Anonymous No.16108025]

>>16106185
aussie here,
you’re a faggot cunt who probably lives in a gay nation

[Anonymous No.16108054]

>>16103272
>chocolate chip FLAVORED

[Anonymous No.16108063]

>>16103439
it's funny when it's not just bashing american cuisine blindly while shouting DO AMERICANS REALLY

[Anonymous No.16108094]

>>16103358

[Anonymous No.16108114]

>>16103472
We get it, you're from Ohio, and your mind was blown on your summer vacation to Paris and Rome because they season food with more than salt and deep fry batter.

Just because you're in a cultureless flyover wasteland doesn't mean you can lump the rest of us in with you.

[Anonymous No.16108117]

>>16103218
if you bought this it's made wrong. you can message the company on their facebook saying you had an allergic reaction because the eel sauce (japanese bbq) isn't supposed to be included on this roll. they will give you a ton of free sushi to make up for it.

>t. franchisee with this company

[Anonymous No.16108156]

>>16107845
a korean tradition is to shut the fuck up if you are not smart or funny. you should try it

[kidnap victim No.16108185]

>>16103218
imagine ur date come to ur house u give them this to tell them no more cos u dont like them but they think u like them cos u gave them tht and made it lol

[Anonymous No.16108195]

>>16108185
never speak again

[Anonymous No.16108199]

>>16103557
I’m American and this is disgusting, southerners are the worse

[Anonymous No.16108209]

>>16108199
faggot

[Anonymous No.16108225]

>>16104250
I ain't from the South but us Asians that still celebrate the autumn harvest festival have a big pot of boiled peanuts for a few days every year, it's really nice.

[Anonymous No.16108250]

>>16103459
That's bantering back at them you c*ck lmao

[kidnap victim No.16108269]

>>16108156
>>16108195
this isnt sexy i dont find this sexually attractive im not going to masturbate to this...

[Anonymous No.16108283]

>>16107901
Can't speak for Jew York, but that is ridiculous for a small amount of OJ. I imagine it is bought for the pipe instead of the OJ though.

[Anonymous No.16108301]

>>16104126
>how dare white people tailgate and have fun
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1620140813751.webm

[Anonymous No.16108310]

>>16106185
aussie here.
I'm not sure why we do it either, I mean I guess we all do it because it's illegal to post without announcing it thanks to our laws, but as to WHY its illegal I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.16108343]

>>16107976
I wish seppos would film racoons more, i reckon theres alot of missed humour there.

[Anonymous No.16108508]

>>16107976
Are you supposed to eat the shells of boiled peanuts?

[Anonymous No.16108697]

>>16106959
fuck you circus peanuts are great

[Anonymous No.16108718]

>>16106178
It's anglo culture bro.

[Anonymous No.16108792]

>>16106377
Kek, this is the American equivalent of those Mexican chips with ramen noodles, clamato and all kinds of shit.

[Anonymous No.16108807]

>>16106591
i think hes making fun of that they didnt even have to gall to call it crab

it is so far removed from crab that they can't even call it fake crab, or crab-like at all

[Anonymous No.16108812]

>>16106390
Flyoverstan was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.16108813]

M&M's actually stands for Murder & Mayhem, only a few know that.

[Anonymous No.16108878]

No food should have more than 300 calories wtf america

[Anonymous No.16109039]

>>16106641
>>16107933
do crackheads really? why not use a glass bottle like coca cola or whatever comes in, or even a normal ass glass pipe?

[Anonymous No.16109048]

>>16103374
every so often I get the hankerin' for some shitty grocery store sushi but the place near my house ONLY has california rolls. it's BULLSHIT

they used to have some other western fusion type rolls but a year or so ago they now only make cail rolls. they used to have mf "maple dragon" rolls with real(dyed) salmon and dressed in spicy maple syrup, why would they stop that???

[Anonymous No.16109069]

>>16103557
>cooking crawfish in anything but crown dill
Fucking grose.

[Anonymous No.16109180]

>>16103557
are those oranges?

[Anonymous No.16109244]

>>16107032
lots of cultures boil crawfish adding corn to it doesnt make it uniquely american lol

[Anonymous No.16109264]

>>16103218
>aggresively american cuisine

[Anonymous No.16109282]

>>16106371
VGH, THE CUISINE OF DEUTSCHLAND

[Anonymous No.16109287]

>>16109264
Do americans really taste like this?

[Anonymous No.16109330]

>>16109264
why the fuck did they write "sandwich slices" like that?

[Anonymous No.16109333]

>>16109039
They need the glass to be thin enough to transfer heat through the wall of the pipe without burning the shit out of their hand. This is why crack pipes have a tiny thin handle and a fragile bowl. It's not like smoking weed where you need to burn half a gram to get high, we are talking about tiny grains that get put in the bottom and need to be burned at a specific temperature for only a few hits.

t. alcoholic from 420chan

[Anonymous No.16109346]

there's nothing more pathetic than a self hating american. especially when you qualify it by making sure everyone knows you are first like you're the only one to ever do it

[Anonymous No.16109351]

>>16103358
>Why not, bruh?
And thus, a /ck/ meme was born.

[Anonymous No.16109355]

>>16109330
that's marketed to the bottom of the barrel half the people that consume it probably don't know what pasteurized means

[Anonymous No.16109370]

>>16109333
interesting. i didnt know that. fuck 420chan though. for a place about drugs it sure is full of tumblrite normies. i wanna try doing shrooms tho, ive heard doing just enough to get high but not trip out is a great mood elevator

[Anonymous No.16109376]

>>16103557
Gotta love Louisiana.
>>16109069
Be quiet, Bjorn.

[Anonymous No.16109383]

>>16109346
Imagine feeling prideful about countries anymore when it's now blatantly clear that the globohomo controls them all

[Anonymous No.16109413]

>>16109351
Why not, bruh?

[Anonymous No.16109447]

>>16109383
this is why I fully intend on becoming trailer trash, cooming a lot, and forsaking all study or development. it's just not worth it anymore

[Anonymous No.16109469]

>>16103557
As if eating bugs from the sea wasn't disgusting enough. Fuck off with this shit.

[G8rH8r No.16109550]

[Anonymous No.16109556]

[Anonymous No.16109559]

>>16109376
No you shut up, its the objectivly best way to cook crawfish.

[Anonymous No.16109567]

[Anonymous No.16109648]

>>16109567
She got the gloopy elbow fat

[Anonymous No.16109703]

>>16103545
I am purposely reading only one at a time, spaced out over time. I want to savor this anger

[Anonymous No.16109728]

>>16106377
This looks Asian.

[Anonymous No.16109799]

>>16109559
>cajun/creole cusine: universally praised throughout the world
>snownigger cuisine: mocked and despised

[Anonymous No.16109815]

>>16104748
>And now the wall is down, the marxists frown
>There's foreign shops all over town
>When in Red Square, well don't despair
>There's Levi's and McDonald's there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8

[Anonymous No.16109819]

>>16103374
Boy I love capybaras, just chill and let other lil fellas enjoy their body heat so they don't DIE

[Anonymous No.16109875]

>>16107419
Most of the "classical" cuisine out of Italy itself is peasant food to make noodles taste better.
Aglio e Olio: garlic and olive oil.
Cacio e pepe: Cheese and pepper.
Carbonara: Preserved unsellable meat, eggs, cheese, pepper.
Pesto: basil, pine nuts, olive oil, cheese, garlic

[Anonymous No.16109899]

>>16109819
They are what we ought to be.

[Anonymous No.16110041]

>>16103633
Actually ate here a couple times. Yes, it's a huge tourist trap, and gimmicky as hell. But despite that, the food is pretty decent.

Their beer, that they brew on site, is pretty shit, though.

[Anonymous No.16110113]

>>16103633
never heard of it. whats the gimmick

[Anonymous No.16110153]

Pascalized terrapin

[Anonymous No.16110384]

>>16106887
>38g of protein

[Anonymous No.16110777]

>>16107603
Yes I got the cajun (spicy) flavor. Always

>>16107976
>>16107743
Fuck yes bros boiled peanuts are the tits

>>16108225
Neat

>>16106081
Retarded

[Anonymous No.16110804]

>>16103633
people use worcestershire sauce as a condiment?

[Anonymous No.16110833]

boiled peanuts are cool but why bother with the shit from the convenience store, find someone on the side of the road serving it up with all the fixins :^)

[Anonymous No.16110931]

unironically one of my favorite foods

[Anonymous No.16110940]

>eurocucks

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>>16110833
>all the fixins
What kind of fixins are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.16111593]

>>16106575
ngl I could be persuaded to try the pickle pizza.

[Anonymous No.16111649]

>>16106371
I'm a fat fuck and this webm offends my senses

[Anonymous No.16111681]

>>16103472
England has comfort food, frenchies lied about it being shit because it's not all pompous and stinky like theirs.

[Anonymous No.16111690]

https://youtu.be/SvP1uGcR45A

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>>16106388
Seems more like german Mett to be honest

[Anonymous No.16111827]

>>16109815
Beyond based. Where did these guys vanish?

[Anonymous No.16111859]

>>16103218
>>16103218
Progressive American food. *Thinking Emoji*

Let's see. Oh here we go.

>https://learningenglish.voanews.com/a/one-of-the-world-s-best-restaurants-is-taking-meat-off-the-menu/5889368.html

>grilled watermelon topped with tomatoes, basil and aged balsamic vinegar at Eleven Madison Park in New York. The restaurant announced it will no longer serve meat.

>A meal at Eleven Madison Park, for two people, with wine, costs about $1,000. And when the restaurant re-opens on June 10 after the year-long pandemic, it will not serve meat, fish, or other animal products.

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>>16103218
>>16103218
Is that from a gas station.

[Anonymous No.16111967]

>>16103358
>HELLA

[Anonymous No.16111979]

>>16106371
i've seen this webm countless times, do they ever show the end product?

[Anonymous No.16111991]

>>16108063
Do Americans really get bothered when they hear 'Do Americans really'?

[Anonymous No.16111998]

>>16111967
I hate redditors, hipsters etc so much its unreal.

[Anonymous No.16112001]

>>16103580
that actually looks nice
t. eurofag

[Anonymous No.16112006]

>>16112001
Tailgate parties are trailer park tier.

[Anonymous No.16112008]

>>16103220
i thought it was fish eggs haha

[Anonymous No.16112015]

>>16112008
Same here.

[Anonymous No.16112020]

>>16104492
Millennials attention span is very short.

[Anonymous No.16112028]

>>16106377
this is just to take a picture with then in the trash she goes

[Anonymous No.16112030]

>>16106390
>people defend this

[Anonymous No.16112046]

>>16103538
it had like 60g of protein as well lol

[Anonymous No.16112076]

>>16108269
read both of these again

[Anonymous No.16112142]

>>16106543
America has a huge German population.

[Anonymous No.16112165]

>>16109180

Lemon but you can also find oranges too. Citrus and seafood never not pair well. In a standard crawfish boil you'll find lemons, onions, sausage, garlic, corn on the cob, and mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.16112222]

>>16110804
tf do you use it for? as a drink?

[Anonymous No.16112241]

>>16107845
incel hands typed this

[Anonymous No.16112259]

>>16106543
>>16107011
How are there people who still haven't seen this bait thousands of times

[Anonymous No.16112550]

>>16112259
They have, but feel the need to call out anything and everything that makes America look bad.

[Anonymous No.16112556]

>>16111979
Right here>>16106376

[Anonymous No.16112588]

>>16106937
Yes, I'll take 1 diabeetus, please.

[Anonymous No.16112604]

>>16106887
>not saving the one with crustaceans

[Anonymous No.16112619]

>>16103218
You guys gotta stop referencing the "oh say" song. I bet you have no idea what we think your saying when you call us yanks.

[Anonymous No.16112883]

>>16104126
No one cares about you shit skins so shut the fuck up and keep it moving welcome mat.

[Anonymous No.16112899]

>>16107526
>Anything good in western cuisine owes itself to French influence
Typical of France to surrender

[Anonymous No.16112923]

>>16110804
I marinate my steaks in it

[Anonymous No.16113017]

>>16106185
Petty cunt, ain't ya?

[Anonymous No.16113728]

>>16106887
>263g of sugar

[Anonymous No.16113793]

>>16106644
this looks like one of those fucked up computer generated images

[Anonymous No.16113836]

>>16103439
Shut up, britches. You're every bit as big a joke as us.

[Anonymous No.16113859]

>>16103358
Whoever wrote this is an idiot, but most of that food sounds like it would make for excellent drunk/hangover munchies.

[Anonymous No.16114007]

>>16104492
At that point in the menu, you're supposed to add the
>Why not bro? Hella
in your head

[Anonymous No.16114019]

>>16110804
it's literally just soy sauce with fish, smoke flavor, garlic powder

[Anonymous No.16114031]

>>16106185
most americans aren't even familiar with boiled peanuts too. they're a southern thing

[Anonymous No.16114043]

>>16107976
most gas stations just order canned ones and heat them up. you can buy canned ones if you want, also they're very easy to make and you can freeze/refrigerate dried peanuts and they keep for a year.

>>16108508
no, the shells are soft enough that you can bite into them and squeeze the beans out. it's like eating edamame except it's much easier to open peanut pods than soybean pods. peanuts have similar texture.

[Anonymous No.16114052]

>>16107933
bruh get with the times I use mine to do concentrates

[Anonymous No.16114058]

>>16107999
I like to bite them slowly so they squish down fully before my teeth finally cut into them.

[Anonymous No.16114064]

>>16109330
capital vowels are offensive

[Anonymous No.16114152]

>>16103358
Yeah the millennial speak is dumb but that stuff does look good.

[Anonymous No.16114177]

>>16111991
True story we just get more and more surprized at your ignorance. Highly supported by the way it was americans who were saying it few months ago. We all had to let eachother know white trash was a a thing in europe too. It's was about the food available to us and livers shut down. You're on the most ironic food forum ever so I hope you're being ironic. It makes those of us who have been tired of what going out to eat does to you tired of hearing about what other countries think of us like we don't save leftovers basically every time. Fast food for most of the people eating it is just easy and 99 percent of us drive half on hour to work everday. Walking and public transportian is an extreme waste of time and it's expensive and time consuming to eat healthy. Moslty useless to try and everyday we eat what's available and have to tack on guilt from all angles. America is stressful and if you disagreed you would lose the argument. Eating is like all there is to anymore besides staying home. Go hiking? Yeah right.

[Anonymous No.16114190]

>>16108199
found the city slicker. Eat your overpriced soy products, fag.

[Anonymous No.16114219]

>>16114177
>Walking and public transportian is an extreme waste of time
It's more like it's impossible to walk places in America since outside of smaller tows the layout of everything is built with the idea that everybody owns a car, and because everybody does there's no reason for public transit to exist outside of big cities which just exacerbates the problem. In Europe/Japan it's a lot easier to walk everywhere and public transport is generally just much better so it's a valid argument unless you live out in the countryside.

[Anonymous No.16114402]

>>16108199
nigger

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>>16106371
>>16106601
>>16106627
Sloppy job Mossad.

[Anonymous No.16114421]

>>16109567
how do you even fuck such a creature?

[Anonymous No.16114501]

>>16114219
The weather in europe is so much better. I saw this thing shaming americans who don't bike on ice when they do it all the time in europe. I lived in a place that biked all the time and they would walk their bike accross ice unless they were a fucking maniac. I did and I'm one of those guys who with bad knees and back shit and i'm not even old. I moved to a nicer warmer climate (as we do for work and to never do anything active with my friends again) and not sitting next to the AC for most of the day makes my brain feel retarded. It was funny I went back to visit and once shivered so hard waiting for the car to warm up my entire body was sore for a week.

[Anonymous No.16114607]

>>16112259
Replying to the bait is part of the meme newfriend

[Anonymous No.16114614]

>>16114402
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.16114625]

>>16103218
>Can't even spell aggressively right
European education

[Anonymous No.16114655]

>>16106377
I have type 1 diabetes and I can feel my blood sugar skyrocketing just from watching this webbum.

[Anonymous No.16114660]

let's get this out of here

[Anonymous No.16114666]

right?

[Anonymous No.16114729]

>>16106644
>bloody mary garnishing the bloody mary
fuck you, this is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.16114743]

>>16106644
I had something like this before, wasnt as crazy, but had pizza and mozzarella sticks and wings. was fucking retarded expensive

[Anonymous No.16114806]

>>16106126
boiled peanuts are dope as f nigga. watch your tone. throw some tabasco in the water and get you some spicy boiled peanuts on a long drive trip through alabamer and georgia? mhm.

[Anonymous No.16114838]

>>16106390
y'all are pussies. i would obliterate this

[Anonymous No.16115514]

>>16110113
https://youtu.be/KpeyPWOY7DY

[Anonymous No.16115527]

closer

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close

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>>16103358
>Why not bruh?
Please dear god.. Make this a /ck/ meme.

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clo

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>>16114729
Yes, and aggressively American. Both.

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cl

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>>16115559
Missed quads. F

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>>16115568
huge f

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we got this reddit

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>>16110153
Please be fake :(

[Anonymous No.16117096]

>>16114421
Roll it in flour to find the wet spot.

[Anonymous No.16117110]

I always want to try Homer Simpson pastry (Donnut?) he ate on Simpsons family when watching it when I was a child first.
They don't have them in my country of origin.