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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE>post aggresively american cuisine
honestly the flaming hot cheetoh as a garnish is low key based as fuck
>>16103218>Cheetos™ Hot Flamin™ Roll
>Imitation Krab
>>16103218
>>16103272>never go to mcdonalds really ever>tried mcgriddle once>discover while eating it that the biscuit is actually some really sweet pancake thing
>>16103218Sushi is a fast food of sorts, but not like this... don't do this...
>>16103261>imitation korb
someone post the milkshake with a day's worth of calories
shitty grocery store sushi is one of my guilty pleasures
>>16103374I mean my grocery store has (southeast) asians who make it there though I live next to the ocean so that has a lot to do with it. Though I only get the unagi (fresh water eel) so I guess that doesn't really mean much for me.
>>16103374OP here, gotta agree. I took that pic at my local grocery today, and I ended up grabbing a more tame roll
America is such a joke but its nice to see Americans take it well for a change
>>16103358>>16103358The millennial speak is dumb, but why to they repeat the first dumb line verbatim on consecutive dishes?
>>16103439I like jokes.
>>16103439Some of us can handle bantz rather than rattle off "muh yuropoor" every time.
>>16103439I think its normal for people to get defensive as very few of us have ever had the chance to go to Europe (not including the UK obv) and see actual food culture.
>>16103459Shut up coastie/flyover. Never build yourself up by putting others down.
>>16103457>>16103459>>16103472Based non coping Americhads.
>>16103280You didn’t know it was a pancake sandwich?
>>16103294Is it the Oreo one lol
>>16103358>Why not, bruh?
>>16103510Fuck I hate myself for how much is demolish those
>>16103478>shut up coastie/flyoveranon that's the entire country
>>16103571Gotta cover everything. It's an anonymous Bengali art gallery after all.
>>16103557nothing wrong with that
>>16103280Really? So how did you think it was any different from, say, an egg mcmuffin?A "griddle cake" is an old-fashioned word for a pancake. A griddle is a type of stovetop pan.
>>16103585Yes. Aggressively American is usually good.
The Big Texan, Amarillo, TX
>>16103618oh I meant that crawfish boils isn't a uniquely american thing. I mean I guess the corn isn't normal in other countries
>>16103672with the plastic table and the beer in patriots koozie
>>16103711yes the presentation is american but not the menu
>>16103218this screams mexican to me
>>16103580>chiefs fansahahahahahahahahahaha hows your GoAt quarterbutt doing
>>16103557man i miss crawfish>>16103218'mystery' flavor promotions are pretty aggro american
>>16103796I hope Brady wins one more.
>>16103580Those pictured in this photo are exactly who's being referred to when people say "fuck white people"
>>16103472>Europe>actual food cultureFrance has true culinary heritage. The rest of Europe has France to thank for elevating their peasant slop.
>>16104157I mean I highly enjoyed the food I had in France, Italy, Spain, and Greece. The food in the UK was just off putting. Went out to a couple nice restaurants with the family I had there and the meals were just mediocre. London was just a mess so let's ignore that. Had some good fish and chips but fried food covered in vinegar is hard to fuck up I feel. At some point I just started buying sandwich ingredients and ate those.
>>16103358I like how they gave up by the end there.
>>16103218Watergate salad best salad
>>16104250>boiled peanuts Pretty sure those are accepted as currency in Pigeon Forge, TN
>>16103452Why not, bruh?
>>16103557Low country boil = based as absolute fuck
>>16103218I thought that was just really red masago
>>16104250berled peanuts
>>16104250aussie here.why are they boiled?are the like peanut butter inside the shell now?
>>16103633That chick behind him definitely looks like a big Texan
>>16106038they're more like the texture of canned beans
>>16104250>boiledFUCKING WHY. what's wrong with normal peanuts? they taste good.
>>16104126Who cares what niggers or jews think though?
>>16106038>>16106081Softens + gives the thing a saltier taste + juices = almost illegally close to if skittles were made out of red meats, so no shit burgers are gonna be all over it myself included
>>16103580Imagine wearing you favourite niggers name in your shirt.Americans are amazing.
>>16106038>aussie here.Why do Australians always have to announce themselves like this?I never see “German here”, Frenchman here or anything like this. Australian really think they are unique and we must value their participation. Pathetic.
Honestly who gives a fuck
>>16106185no actually its just a warning, so you know not to read anything they wrote. qiote nice of them actually
>>16104748I'll bite. What the hell is happening here?
>>16106492i think it's the first McDonald's opened in (not) soviet russia
>>16106371>german text>german food tin>'american cooking'
>>16106049>him
>>16103261Kamaboko is a Japanese invention. You guys can call it whatever you want though.
>>16103557dangerously based
>>16106543>disgustingly obese>American "cheese">sloppaYup, it's American alright.
>>16103286Kek. Japan invented sushi. It's the cultural equivalent of the burger in North America as far as the net is concerned. Look at how many weird iterations of the burger they have in the states. Do you really think Japan doesn't do the same?
>>16104250The ultimate yankee filter
>>16106602Japs get pretty anal when it comes to diverging from the recipe. Shit like mozzarella stuffed avocado california maki with sriracha infused brown-rice is what you find in some overpriced tourist trap restaurant.
>>16106178people from all over the world wear sports jerseys, the fuck are you on about? moron
>>16104157Greek and Italian food are better, easily. stop sucking yourself off, Jean-Claude. French food is good, thats it.
>>16106605no, people in the north like boiled peanuts too. theyre just fucking idiots. enjoy your mush.
>>16106601no, its German. that clip has been posted thousands of times and has a German show (Pures Leben) watermark. fucks sake, you cant even shitpost right
>>16106377my teeth hurt from watching this
>>16106623It's a comedy show. Pures Leben is literally German for disgusting American.
>>16106390put real whipped cream in instead of cool whip crap and that looks like a good dessert for a hot day
>>16106627wrong. Leben means life. i speak some German. you wont fool me, low effort shitposter
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>>16106393>Make what is actually a good burger>Puts fucking nutella on it
>>16106376Goddamn it how hard can it be? Nigger just stop eating, I did and it worked. Annoying for a while but I'm down to 74kg from 96 (180cm).
>>16106377Now that's truly disgusting
>>16106386
>>16106390Still disgusting but not as bad
>>16106649>untoasted bun
>>16104250Are these those circus peanuts I've heard about?
>>16106634i think the cool whip is used because it wont break like whipped cream would. guess they are trying to avoid it turning into a runny mess
>>16106543Those are "reality TV" formats, created to make poor, stupid, fat fucks feel better about themselves by showing them people who are even poorer, dumber and fatter. It's all fake and not an accurate representation of anything.
>>16106724Hm, good point. I guess one could use yogurt instead, or even a thicker whipped cream. I just don't like cool whip
>>16106660Redpill me on the tenderloin sandwich, Hoosieranon. I'm from the east coast and never had one. Toasted bun, but what else makes a good tenderloin?
>>16103557It's about time too, I need to head back to the swamp country for some
>>16106887I'd say that is a pretty moderate sized dessert for the average adult
>>16106887
this thread based. I live in Georgia but I love Amerikan kuisine.
>>16103218>imitation krab>so devoid of pride in their food they will use fake krab and not the real krab.
>>16106676no circus peanuts are a disgusting marshmallow candy that are banana flavored for some reason they are truly one of the worst candies ever conceived.
>>16106523they were already used to queue for food
>>16104250to all non-burgers: boiled peanuts are a southern thing. they buy them in gas stations. don't blame the rest of us. blame the southerners.
>>16106371>>16106376>pures leben TV show>germanYeah, shes really American
>>16104250I got boiled peanuts from a granny I met while hiking in Korea. It's a thing there.
>>16103672>posts Cajun food>'n-no! that doesn't count!!'
>>16104157french food is just ok.
>>16106376>>16106371do americans really?
>>16106617Italy owes its “traditional food” to new world ingredients. It’s literally American food. Greek is shit. As always, France rules Europe.
>>16103439You stupid fuck, I'll kick yer ass
>>16104157Ta gueule.
>>16104226>Went out to a couple nice restaurants with the family I had there and the meals were just mediocre.Most of the good food in England isn't really found in restaurants, you need to go to a good butcher and/or farm shop for some pies & sausages and all that good shit, and if you're dead set on going out go to an Indian place.
>>16107050Italy had plenty of cuisine pre America, and "shit" isn't a reasonable explanation so that's disregarded. Keep on seethin' froggy. French food is good, and that's it.
>>16106948What American food do you like best Georgian anon? I've never had any Georgian food, now that I think of it. Not many Georgians where I am in the USA
>>16103358why not bruh
>>16106922Good mustard.t. Different hoosier anon
>>16107050Unironically take your meds.
>>16107497He’s right though
>>16107419Italy had “food” pre-America. Calling it cuisine is far too generous. >French food is goodAnything good in western cuisine owes itself to French influence. You’re welcome.
>>16106959My dad likes them and he's a Yankee raised in north florida
>>16107526if the most important part of italian cuisine to you is tomato sauce then i'll be willing to bet you aren't italian
>>16107050>Italy owes its “traditional food” to new world ingredients.So does France faggot. French national dish = Pot-au-Feu, containing potatoes, which are from America. Plus Frenchies constantly cook with wine, which they only got from the Latin Bulls that gave them the gift of civilization.>Greek is shit.Nope, Med food is 1,000,000 (that's one million) times better than French food.
>>16103218>American Cuisine>SushiStop stealing culture from others chang.
>>16106371>>16106376why are americans like this?
>>16104250Only missing a firearm
>>16104250Also looks like they got the hot'n'spicy version. Good times.
>>16103218Best by today. Someone better eat that.
>>16107050uhm no
til native americans have invented all european cuisines
>>16104250God I fucking love boiled peanuts and southern food. I blame travelling down south so often for me gaining weight lately
>>16107021A korean tradition is to store peanuts inside the vagina until theyre done, and serve to the man you wish to seduce.
>>16107526It is cuisine, stop thinking you're superior because you put things in puff pastry and eat snails. Italian cuisine is way more than tomatoes. French food has nothing comparable to Pastitsio, either.
>>16103472>actual food culturelütfen avrupa'ya gelin ve kebab ve shawarma'yı deneyin
>>16107474Nice, thanks. What else do you like to put on it? How do you like to bread it? There's no way I'm finding that sandwich on a menu in my part of the country so I want to try making it myself
>>16107845Sprinkle their food with menstrual blood like traditional Nordic womens
>>16106371the literal state of german "people"
>>16106646It's staged reality tv garbage for other degenerates to feel better about themselves or watch it ironically.She probably still is a borderline retard but being a obese imbecile on camera is kinda her "acting" job.Every episode there is some other poor/dumb people scenario, like in this case her also fat mom going "you never cook you lazy cunt get to it" and that's what she does then.Other "famous stars" of the show are another fat woman obsessed with cheese and another fat woman being obsessed with whipped cream and astrology magics.I watched way too much of this shit when hangover with other people for some cheap laughs.
>>16106641How normal is that price for a bit of Orang juicer in the U.S.?
>>16106641Sweet, you can do crack right after finishing your OJ!
>>16104250ughh I need some boiled peanuts and a fuckin 44 oz gas station fountain mello yello with lots of ice. they're so savory and one of the best spicy foods. don't let the appearance fool you, have one and you'll be tearing through the shells for more like a greedy little american raccoon.
>>16106959I love circus peanuts. very unique texture/mouthfeel, in a good way.
>>16106185aussie here,you’re a faggot cunt who probably lives in a gay nation
>>16103272>chocolate chip FLAVORED
>>16103439it's funny when it's not just bashing american cuisine blindly while shouting DO AMERICANS REALLY
>>16103358
>>16103472We get it, you're from Ohio, and your mind was blown on your summer vacation to Paris and Rome because they season food with more than salt and deep fry batter. Just because you're in a cultureless flyover wasteland doesn't mean you can lump the rest of us in with you.
>>16103218if you bought this it's made wrong. you can message the company on their facebook saying you had an allergic reaction because the eel sauce (japanese bbq) isn't supposed to be included on this roll. they will give you a ton of free sushi to make up for it.>t. franchisee with this company
>>16107845a korean tradition is to shut the fuck up if you are not smart or funny. you should try it
>>16103218imagine ur date come to ur house u give them this to tell them no more cos u dont like them but they think u like them cos u gave them tht and made it lol
>>16108185never speak again
>>16103557I’m American and this is disgusting, southerners are the worse
>>16108199faggot
>>16104250I ain't from the South but us Asians that still celebrate the autumn harvest festival have a big pot of boiled peanuts for a few days every year, it's really nice.
>>16103459That's bantering back at them you c*ck lmao
>>16108156>>16108195this isnt sexy i dont find this sexually attractive im not going to masturbate to this...
>>16107901Can't speak for Jew York, but that is ridiculous for a small amount of OJ. I imagine it is bought for the pipe instead of the OJ though.
>>16104126>how dare white people tailgate and have funhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1620140813751.webm
>>16106185aussie here.I'm not sure why we do it either, I mean I guess we all do it because it's illegal to post without announcing it thanks to our laws, but as to WHY its illegal I have no idea.
>>16107976I wish seppos would film racoons more, i reckon theres alot of missed humour there.
>>16107976Are you supposed to eat the shells of boiled peanuts?
>>16106959fuck you circus peanuts are great
>>16106178It's anglo culture bro.
>>16106377Kek, this is the American equivalent of those Mexican chips with ramen noodles, clamato and all kinds of shit.
>>16106591i think hes making fun of that they didnt even have to gall to call it crabit is so far removed from crab that they can't even call it fake crab, or crab-like at all
>>16106390Flyoverstan was a mistake.
M&M's actually stands for Murder & Mayhem, only a few know that.
No food should have more than 300 calories wtf america
>>16106641>>16107933do crackheads really? why not use a glass bottle like coca cola or whatever comes in, or even a normal ass glass pipe?
>>16103374every so often I get the hankerin' for some shitty grocery store sushi but the place near my house ONLY has california rolls. it's BULLSHITthey used to have some other western fusion type rolls but a year or so ago they now only make cail rolls. they used to have mf "maple dragon" rolls with real(dyed) salmon and dressed in spicy maple syrup, why would they stop that???
>>16103557>cooking crawfish in anything but crown dillFucking grose.
>>16103557are those oranges?
>>16107032lots of cultures boil crawfish adding corn to it doesnt make it uniquely american lol
>>16103218>aggresively american cuisine
>>16106371VGH, THE CUISINE OF DEUTSCHLAND
>>16109264Do americans really taste like this?
>>16109264why the fuck did they write "sandwich slices" like that?
>>16109039They need the glass to be thin enough to transfer heat through the wall of the pipe without burning the shit out of their hand. This is why crack pipes have a tiny thin handle and a fragile bowl. It's not like smoking weed where you need to burn half a gram to get high, we are talking about tiny grains that get put in the bottom and need to be burned at a specific temperature for only a few hits.t. alcoholic from 420chan
there's nothing more pathetic than a self hating american. especially when you qualify it by making sure everyone knows you are first like you're the only one to ever do it
>>16103358>Why not, bruh?And thus, a /ck/ meme was born.
>>16109330that's marketed to the bottom of the barrel half the people that consume it probably don't know what pasteurized means
>>16109333interesting. i didnt know that. fuck 420chan though. for a place about drugs it sure is full of tumblrite normies. i wanna try doing shrooms tho, ive heard doing just enough to get high but not trip out is a great mood elevator
>>16103557Gotta love Louisiana.>>16109069Be quiet, Bjorn.
>>16109346Imagine feeling prideful about countries anymore when it's now blatantly clear that the globohomo controls them all
>>16109351Why not, bruh?
>>16109383this is why I fully intend on becoming trailer trash, cooming a lot, and forsaking all study or development. it's just not worth it anymore
>>16103557As if eating bugs from the sea wasn't disgusting enough. Fuck off with this shit.
>>16109376No you shut up, its the objectivly best way to cook crawfish.
>>16109567She got the gloopy elbow fat
>>16103545I am purposely reading only one at a time, spaced out over time. I want to savor this anger
>>16106377This looks Asian.
>>16109559>cajun/creole cusine: universally praised throughout the world>snownigger cuisine: mocked and despised
>>16104748>And now the wall is down, the marxists frown>There's foreign shops all over town>When in Red Square, well don't despair>There's Levi's and McDonald's therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
>>16103374Boy I love capybaras, just chill and let other lil fellas enjoy their body heat so they don't DIE
>>16107419Most of the "classical" cuisine out of Italy itself is peasant food to make noodles taste better.Aglio e Olio: garlic and olive oil.Cacio e pepe: Cheese and pepper.Carbonara: Preserved unsellable meat, eggs, cheese, pepper.Pesto: basil, pine nuts, olive oil, cheese, garlic
>>16109819They are what we ought to be.
>>16103633Actually ate here a couple times. Yes, it's a huge tourist trap, and gimmicky as hell. But despite that, the food is pretty decent.Their beer, that they brew on site, is pretty shit, though.
>>16103633never heard of it. whats the gimmick
Pascalized terrapin
>>16106887>38g of protein
>>16107603Yes I got the cajun (spicy) flavor. Always>>16107976>>16107743Fuck yes bros boiled peanuts are the tits>>16108225Neat>>16106081Retarded
>>16103633people use worcestershire sauce as a condiment?
boiled peanuts are cool but why bother with the shit from the convenience store, find someone on the side of the road serving it up with all the fixins :^)
unironically one of my favorite foods
>eurocucks
>>16110833>all the fixinsWhat kind of fixins are you talking about?
>>16106575ngl I could be persuaded to try the pickle pizza.
>>16106371I'm a fat fuck and this webm offends my senses
>>16103472England has comfort food, frenchies lied about it being shit because it's not all pompous and stinky like theirs.
https://youtu.be/SvP1uGcR45A
>>16106388Seems more like german Mett to be honest
>>16109815Beyond based. Where did these guys vanish?
>>16103218>>16103218Progressive American food. *Thinking Emoji*Let's see. Oh here we go. >https://learningenglish.voanews.com/a/one-of-the-world-s-best-restaurants-is-taking-meat-off-the-menu/5889368.html>grilled watermelon topped with tomatoes, basil and aged balsamic vinegar at Eleven Madison Park in New York. The restaurant announced it will no longer serve meat.>A meal at Eleven Madison Park, for two people, with wine, costs about $1,000. And when the restaurant re-opens on June 10 after the year-long pandemic, it will not serve meat, fish, or other animal products.
>>16103218>>16103218Is that from a gas station.
>>16103358>HELLA
>>16106371i've seen this webm countless times, do they ever show the end product?
>>16108063Do Americans really get bothered when they hear 'Do Americans really'?
>>16111967I hate redditors, hipsters etc so much its unreal.
>>16103580that actually looks nicet. eurofag
>>16112001Tailgate parties are trailer park tier.
>>16103220i thought it was fish eggs haha
>>16112008Same here.
>>16104492Millennials attention span is very short.
>>16106377this is just to take a picture with then in the trash she goes
>>16106390>people defend this
>>16103538it had like 60g of protein as well lol
>>16108269read both of these again
>>16106543America has a huge German population.
>>16109180Lemon but you can also find oranges too. Citrus and seafood never not pair well. In a standard crawfish boil you'll find lemons, onions, sausage, garlic, corn on the cob, and mushrooms.
>>16110804tf do you use it for? as a drink?
>>16107845incel hands typed this
>>16106543>>16107011How are there people who still haven't seen this bait thousands of times
>>16112259They have, but feel the need to call out anything and everything that makes America look bad.
>>16111979Right here>>16106376
>>16106937Yes, I'll take 1 diabeetus, please.
>>16106887>not saving the one with crustaceans
>>16103218You guys gotta stop referencing the "oh say" song. I bet you have no idea what we think your saying when you call us yanks.
>>16104126No one cares about you shit skins so shut the fuck up and keep it moving welcome mat.
>>16107526>Anything good in western cuisine owes itself to French influenceTypical of France to surrender
>>16110804I marinate my steaks in it
>>16106185Petty cunt, ain't ya?
>>16106887>263g of sugar
>>16106644this looks like one of those fucked up computer generated images
>>16103439Shut up, britches. You're every bit as big a joke as us.
>>16103358Whoever wrote this is an idiot, but most of that food sounds like it would make for excellent drunk/hangover munchies.
>>16104492At that point in the menu, you're supposed to add the >Why not bro? Hellain your head
>>16110804it's literally just soy sauce with fish, smoke flavor, garlic powder
>>16106185most americans aren't even familiar with boiled peanuts too. they're a southern thing
>>16107976most gas stations just order canned ones and heat them up. you can buy canned ones if you want, also they're very easy to make and you can freeze/refrigerate dried peanuts and they keep for a year.>>16108508no, the shells are soft enough that you can bite into them and squeeze the beans out. it's like eating edamame except it's much easier to open peanut pods than soybean pods. peanuts have similar texture.
>>16107933bruh get with the times I use mine to do concentrates
>>16107999I like to bite them slowly so they squish down fully before my teeth finally cut into them.
>>16109330capital vowels are offensive
>>16103358Yeah the millennial speak is dumb but that stuff does look good.
>>16111991True story we just get more and more surprized at your ignorance. Highly supported by the way it was americans who were saying it few months ago. We all had to let eachother know white trash was a a thing in europe too. It's was about the food available to us and livers shut down. You're on the most ironic food forum ever so I hope you're being ironic. It makes those of us who have been tired of what going out to eat does to you tired of hearing about what other countries think of us like we don't save leftovers basically every time. Fast food for most of the people eating it is just easy and 99 percent of us drive half on hour to work everday. Walking and public transportian is an extreme waste of time and it's expensive and time consuming to eat healthy. Moslty useless to try and everyday we eat what's available and have to tack on guilt from all angles. America is stressful and if you disagreed you would lose the argument. Eating is like all there is to anymore besides staying home. Go hiking? Yeah right.
>>16108199found the city slicker. Eat your overpriced soy products, fag.
>>16114177>Walking and public transportian is an extreme waste of timeIt's more like it's impossible to walk places in America since outside of smaller tows the layout of everything is built with the idea that everybody owns a car, and because everybody does there's no reason for public transit to exist outside of big cities which just exacerbates the problem. In Europe/Japan it's a lot easier to walk everywhere and public transport is generally just much better so it's a valid argument unless you live out in the countryside.
>>16108199nigger
>>16106371>>16106601>>16106627Sloppy job Mossad.
>>16109567how do you even fuck such a creature?
>>16114219The weather in europe is so much better. I saw this thing shaming americans who don't bike on ice when they do it all the time in europe. I lived in a place that biked all the time and they would walk their bike accross ice unless they were a fucking maniac. I did and I'm one of those guys who with bad knees and back shit and i'm not even old. I moved to a nicer warmer climate (as we do for work and to never do anything active with my friends again) and not sitting next to the AC for most of the day makes my brain feel retarded. It was funny I went back to visit and once shivered so hard waiting for the car to warm up my entire body was sore for a week.
>>16112259Replying to the bait is part of the meme newfriend
>>16114402You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them. If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do. Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?
>>16103218>Can't even spell aggressively rightEuropean education
>>16106377I have type 1 diabetes and I can feel my blood sugar skyrocketing just from watching this webbum.
let's get this out of here
right?
>>16106644>bloody mary garnishing the bloody maryfuck you, this is hilarious.
>>16106644I had something like this before, wasnt as crazy, but had pizza and mozzarella sticks and wings. was fucking retarded expensive
>>16106126boiled peanuts are dope as f nigga. watch your tone. throw some tabasco in the water and get you some spicy boiled peanuts on a long drive trip through alabamer and georgia? mhm.
>>16106390y'all are pussies. i would obliterate this
>>16110113https://youtu.be/KpeyPWOY7DY
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>>16103358>Why not bruh?Please dear god.. Make this a /ck/ meme.
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>>16114729Yes, and aggressively American. Both.
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>>16110153Please be fake :(
>>16114421Roll it in flour to find the wet spot.
I always want to try Homer Simpson pastry (Donnut?) he ate on Simpsons family when watching it when I was a child first.They don't have them in my country of origin.