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Post them.

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>> No.16102581

The fuck, i love shawarma now.

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SEA cuisine anyone?

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>> No.16102673

this actually doesn't look that bad. a big ground beef disc would make this a perfect low carb option if youre into that kinda shit.

>> No.16102679

It's like potato fries except way more unhealthy!

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>> No.16102724

Dont fucking microwave God's delicious sweet potatoes

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My bad, converting on the fly.

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Out for now.

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That's just depressing.
I thought those people were commies. Why do they have to eat trash? Wasn't that supposed to be a capitalism problem?

>> No.16102769

he is maybe the best of all time but that is a shitty way to do them and they will be SOGGY SHIT. they are so much better with a lot of char and this just makes for some mushy shit

>> No.16102783

I need an asian wife, bros...

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Man, I haven't made this in ages. Thanks for the reminder.

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The palm oil industry is killing these beautiful creatures :(

>> No.16102923

Hamas? More like hummus!

>> No.16102934

As if a jew wouldn't take a chance at a free meal.

>> No.16102949

How can someone be eating trash from a literal garbage can and still be fat?

>> No.16103071

You don't recreate recipes, you follow them.

>> No.16103263

there's a pizza place in my hometown who would use that as their "Gluten Free Crust" back before more sensible options came out as the GF market grew. Only had it once at a party but from my memory it was nothing spectacular, kinda threw off the balance of the slice a bit.

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From Abby.

>> No.16103946

Where do I get egg milk from? I don't think I've ever seen that at the store?

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>> No.16104199

Looks good, but I would use real sauce instead of three chunks of tomato.

>> No.16104280

>coldstone carbonara
>no cream

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>> No.16104312


God damn it pisses me off how overrated pasta is.

>> No.16104330

hate to break it to you europoor but thats germany

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>> No.16104368

That's clearly an American person and an American dish.

>> No.16104387

Why is she cooking traditional thanks-giving appetizer?

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>> No.16104421

>Comedy skit
>Makes /ck/ seethe
And I thought reddit was another site.

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>> No.16104547

>So proud of the thin slices.

Some thicker, some thinner and I can do much, much better with a mandolin.

>> No.16104614

>literal shit tasting fruit
That's cold

>> No.16104698

That fucking produce guy. Lol.

>> No.16104714

What on earth

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>> No.16104969

Fucking furries, but at least it's a cat, and not a don bluth/disney dog face like all the other tranny diaper fuckers.

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You seem irrationally mad about furries. Are the "furries" here now? Would you like to talk about it?

>> No.16104989

>You seem irrationally mad about furries
Correct, the nominal level of anger is around 4.12x times higher, which indeed makes it irrational.

>> No.16105015

I don't think you know what a furry is.

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>> No.16105062

Pretty cute.

>> No.16105074

God I bet that stinks.

>> No.16105091

This is kind of cool.

This is very uncool.

>> No.16105104

Shut up weeb.

>> No.16105130
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>> No.16105136

Honestly looks really tasty

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>> No.16105452

Talebs favorite 'za

>> No.16105713

Furfaggots ruin everything.

>> No.16105768

may as well just shove all that shit in a bowl and serve it to people

>> No.16105774

wouldnt it be better to reduce this then strain it?

>> No.16105844

What seething?

>> No.16105857

That egg is overcooked as fuck. Boiled eggs aren't supposed to have a green ring.

>> No.16105868

No, because this sauce is supposed to be thin. It is commonly used for dipping dumplings.

>> No.16105911

"Supposed to" is often different from "best."

>> No.16106093

lmao @ the amerifats that start seething every time this is posted when the dude in the costume likely has no idea wtf a furry even is.

>> No.16106099

Oh yeah? Well you're the guy whose ass fell off from laughing. Who's the real loser?

>> No.16106197

Aside from the missing teeth, shes weirdly sexy in a way

>> No.16106210

It just gets worse and worse

>> No.16106224

The only weird thing is that she hadn't already been scooped up by a pimp. Even atrociously ugly homeless women have that happen very quickly. The only logical conclusion is that the person making the video is paying for her every gesture.

>> No.16106227

That looks disgusting, also what kind of fucking tool eats gold? Thats retarded.

>> No.16106310

lmao, it's just expensive ingredients thrown in one after another, it has no harmony at all

this is just another case of rich people not knowing how to spend money, only where to

>> No.16106373

>Taste of Israel
Not a legitimate taste.

>> No.16106397

People are fucking retarded

>> No.16106403

Why do people do retarded shit like this ?

>> No.16106438

This is grim.

>> No.16106503

>tomato sauce

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>> No.16106569

this is an efficient system for feeding the jew chinchillas, the sexy rabbit should not interfere

>> No.16106577

Who the fuck puts olives on Mexican food

>> No.16106578

well you tell me who tf is she

>> No.16106582

Americans do. It's good.

>> No.16106583


>She's German

>> No.16106587

It's fucking trash

>> No.16106615

_ ____ __ ____ ___ _____!

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>> No.16107160

what an adorable little monkey!

>> No.16107162

>china is amazing and all the whites should move there

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>> No.16107170

what the fuck is she doing?

>> No.16107176
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any of you anons got some human meat preparation tips? a webm would be great

>> No.16107182

I hate cityfags so much

>> No.16107194

>only logical conclusion is that this is a scam
occam's razor, (you)'re wrong
don't confuse probability with sheer possibility

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>> No.16107205

Thanks anon a good 2 minutes of my life wasted

>> No.16107206

>You seem irrationally mad about furries. Are the "furries" here now? Would you like to talk about it?
>posting that webm
yeah furfag I wonder if a furry is here right now

>> No.16107228

fucking kek

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>> No.16107259

what if you melted cheese on carpaccio? could that work?

>> No.16107284

please, never post this again.

>> No.16107293

Probably quicker just to get a person to cook it

>> No.16107298

nothing annoys me more than gold leave, you can't taste it makes the dish cost three times the price and often times just looks like shit

>> No.16107312

suicide for you my guy

>> No.16107316

this doesn't kill the crab?

>> No.16107322

good i like my food living. sometimes it's nice to hear them begging me to stop as i chow down

>> No.16107326
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That was sped up 200%

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>> No.16107337

sounds pretty tasty to me

>> No.16107338

looks disgusting, the ink dough was cool but everything else bad

>> No.16107341

holy water

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>backfiring malaise custom van
Now that is some based shit.

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>> No.16107411

It's more probable they found a unicorn than it is they're paying somebody for her time? Your logic is erroneous.

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>> No.16107483

You can pay for a person to do all that. Life is cheap in some areas.

>> No.16107504

that's just cheese omelette

>> No.16107511

Is this really necessary?

>> No.16107517
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This shit is great

>> No.16107537

>Mexican food


>> No.16107538

dude must be making bank whenever a monster hunter game gets released

>> No.16107541

if the foie gras, truffle and caviar were authentic then there's no way they'd need the gold foil to make that pizza worth only 2K dollars.

>> No.16107553

I havent made it past 30s, why would you put oil under bacon goddamn.

>> No.16107571

Clearly mentally disabled. Euthanize.

>> No.16107582

Women are extremely spiteful. They refuse to cook because they think they're still oppressed.

>> No.16107636


>> No.16107706

Regular people don't fully understand why those are expensive, but they get gold. Those gold sheets probably cost two bucks but they can add another two hundred to the cost because GOLD.

>> No.16107715

poor man's (amer*cans) idea of a fancy salad lol

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>> No.16107809

Ace of Spades is the worst thing in that webm

>> No.16107833

i hope that's a penguin's egg, deer's milk and panetone breadcrumbs, because otherwise, might as well just use soggy chips instead

>> No.16107867

you don't put it on the flame though, unless you like charcoal

>> No.16107917
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is this meant to be a meme? the whole
and then everyone pretends to be mentally handicapped and start chanting
>hurrdurrmuttilard, hurrdurrmurrilard, hurrdurrmurifat!

>> No.16107947

he's getting old

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>> No.16107978

>pures leben
Bruuuuuh, it has a german language watermark, it's from german tv about a german fatty.

>> No.16108001

why are americans like this?

>> No.16108008
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Not necessary, but if you have the time to do it it can improve certain lean meats a lot.
I only bother doing it with rabbit/hare, which I don't have often.
Protip; smoked lard is great for that.

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Why is that american on a german tv show and using cans of food with german language labeling?

>> No.16108020
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That looks like a 45-year-old child.
Reminds me of that meme pic with someone going "were it not for the laws of this land" etc etc
I only recently saw the video that's from and discovered it's not a little boy but an adult woman.

>> No.16108023

Jesus christ Favreau

>> No.16108028

those are clearly imported goods

>> No.16108029

huh, an FRH for a precooked rice side sounds way overdone

>> No.16108036

the rice looks completely uncooked, and the timer is set for 15 minutes, so that seems fine.

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dis lil nugga

>> No.16108062

>that half arsed smile then decent into anguish

>> No.16108072

>Ace of Spades
if you buy it you deserved to be fleeced

>> No.16108109

Iirc this is a bitch from Cooking With Jack's church group he brought on to make this monstrosity.

>> No.16108116
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>pouch of water included
>still need water source for the heater

>> No.16108123

The heater's water doesn't have to be clean since you aren't eating it

>> No.16108126

I'm more worried it's gonna taste like that weird smell FRHs give off.

>> No.16108135

>prego sauce
>sawdust cheese
>overcooked pasta
>frozen meatballs
pathetic, is this what americans eat when they make pasta?

>> No.16108145
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I thought about that, but I don't really want steam from some bog in my food either.

>> No.16108150

Oktoberfest boyz

>> No.16108184

I have a cousin who ends up doing this every fucking time there's a party

>> No.16108200

I gotta try this

>> No.16108204

Oh nice China does American takeout?

>> No.16108205

>Pay for ice cream
>Wait 10 minutes to actually get said ice cream
I'd shove the cone straight into his eye
He's probably catch ebola from it too with all the hands touching that thing

>> No.16108215

I accidently bought a high-protein frozen pizza that I didn't realize used chicken as the "crust." It wasn't terrible, but I don't think I'd buy it again.

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>> No.16108366

Women trying to act cute make me so fucking angry for some reason

>> No.16108370

>Women make me so fucking angry

>> No.16108371

It's not them trying to act cute, it's how badly they do it and how little effort is put in. It infuriates me to no end.

>> No.16108377

Everyone is

>> No.16108378

Like women are cute but just seeing overexaggerated shit like the chick in the webm makes me livid. Just accept that people aren't going to adore you 24/7 and your actual cute qualities can shine when they come out in your regular demeanor

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>> No.16108422

She's presenting a report. Obviously she'll employ a stage persona.

>> No.16108469
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Even the most degenerate German still just looks like an average Walmart American, interesting.

>> No.16108848

the ink dough isn't even expensive lol, you can get squid ink relatively cheap. 20 satchels is like 10 bucks on amazon

>> No.16108928

is that raw ground meat?

>> No.16108951

good bear

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>> No.16108981

isn't eating gold like eating lead? why would you eat a heavy metal? what a carnival of excess

>> No.16108983

covid 21

>> No.16108996

that double take at the end lol

>> No.16109014

not a poorfag but this looks fucking gross

>> No.16109036

that's called the hustle

>> No.16109046

I actually like Avocados but Im strongly tempted to start boycotting them bc i dont want to be associated with this hipster shit.

>> No.16109070

>I thought those people were commies. Why do they have to eat trash? Wasn't that supposed to be a capitalism problem?
They ARE commies, hence the problem...

Try and name a single cummonist nation that did not have widespread hunger and starvation, you will be surprised to notice it is a reocurring theme amongst the communist world.

In soviet russia the hunger was even used as a weapon of mass genocide, hence the holodomor holocaust.

In Venezuela, we can see people breaking into houses and stealing family pets to eat them, simply because they do not have access to any other food sources! Cases of canibalism have also been reported...

Ever notice how the chinese eat all sorts of animals, including rats, cockroaches and bats? Guess how that got started, it is a neat little story involving Mao tsé-tung and his "great leap forward" that resulted in one of the worse famines ever recorded!

So yeah, that lady is actually lucky enough to have access to trashed food, not even that is available in places like Venezuela.

>> No.16109095

Afaik it's mainly used for very lean meat like venison.

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>> No.16109119

get fucked on

>> No.16109146

The sugar one made me laugh.

>> No.16109149

Avocado is the ultimate memefood eaten only by Mexicans, women and redditors

>> No.16109151

Us foods sells these delicious fuckers

>> No.16109178

Then her stage persona sucks. Like that twat who thought sh was being "cute" at a grape stomping contest, fell off the stage and broke her fucking neck.


>> No.16109212

Holy fuck that is disturbing.

Did she die?

>> No.16109297

It's ground pork. Germans call it "Mett" and have it for breakfast. It's pretty good, actually.
Don't try it with regular ground pork from the store, though. Mett is sold as a specific and more regulated grade.

>> No.16109308

she was trying to cheat lol

>> No.16109349

Pick one.

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>> No.16109483

>he doesn't know

>> No.16109557

I wish I could chug like this burr. That's a chad bear right there.

>> No.16109577

Surprisingly this didn't trigger my autism.

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>> No.16110046

god I wanna fuck that rabbit

>> No.16110060

its tex mex dingus

>> No.16110114

I usually make my mexican food reasonably authentic but olives are such a fucking delight in most dishes. It doesn't feel right to me without them.

>> No.16110119

I certainly hope so.

>> No.16110224

Probably easier than making or buying dough

>> No.16110295

That's actually sad. Doesn't matter where they're from.

>> No.16110344

Imagine how retarded/dead. this man is todays

>> No.16110608

Whoever made this is a moron. Those are prawns.

>> No.16110618

Prawns are shrimp.

>> No.16110648

I'm not sure if this guy is gay, but he's definitely a faggot.

So-called "people" who use a fork and knife for finger food are subhuman.

>> No.16110665

Gold is a very inert metal and doesn't generally react with much. So it's basically just ignored by your body. It's a pathetically stupid waste of money and gold, though. I'd much rather see the gold used in electronics, for example.

>> No.16110702

Pretty sure both are the same

>> No.16110737

Faggot is to gay what nigger is to black person.

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>> No.16110780

if only you knew how bad things really are.webm

>> No.16110785

god damn you're down BAD

>> No.16111073

What did he give her?

>> No.16111105

No one is going to comment on the most retarded use of a pizza cutter known to man?

>> No.16111202
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> Rents squash court
> "Hey where's your racquet?"

>> No.16111683

Full video. He says something like "people work at my plant for 40 years and they are all right"

>> No.16111697

My love.

>> No.16111722

These are funny but also poorly disguised product placement ads for beer.

>> No.16111739

For me it's just ingenuine behavior over all

>> No.16111742

But that's all NTs.

>> No.16111765

A proper avocado that is eaten as just an avocado is fine. It's when you do shit like put it on toast or make burgers from it is when it's a meme

>> No.16111773

eh, I'd prefer making fathead dough if I was going the low carb route for pizza

>> No.16111848

>salts the water before boiling
enjoy buying new pans every year

>> No.16111869

God I hate hipsters.

>> No.16111890

some one needs his med....

>> No.16111973

it's because you're a faggot

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She deserved to fall for cheating, but I feel bad for the sea lion she landed on :(

>> No.16112070

Why people do this kind of shit?
I mean,Just take your time to Cook

>> No.16112072

The fps on this is wreaking havoc on my hermit brain

>> No.16112146

really says something about society

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>> No.16112172

Bunless cheeseburger.

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>> No.16112214

I wonder how many of those they sell in a month.

>> No.16112221

The fuck it's like watching someone pop blackheads in reverse.

>> No.16112225

Reverse liposuction. Honestly this is gross.

>> No.16112234

Holy shit Americans are absolutely disgusting.

>> No.16112236

agreed but she's german

>> No.16112408

please enlighten me

>> No.16112413

Source for that claim?

>> No.16112490

read nigger, read.

>> No.16112504

Read what? She looks pretty American to me.

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>> No.16112646

The moment i've realized that he is a hack.

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There's a penis behind that dress

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Or, he Just Flexinn.

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>> No.16112732

does jacques pepin have alzheimers now or something

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>> No.16112747

I like how the random couple chicks just enjoying their meals are way cuter than the reporter trying to do her flirty kissy ahegao bullshit

doesnt help that the reporter has a face like a horse

>> No.16112764

>standart toast bread
Into the trash. Fake vid.

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>> No.16112796

Anon have you seen the entire rest of this video ? There's not a single good thing about it. It's just bizarre.

>> No.16112805

keto people are mentally ill. probably from physical brain disorders brought on by scurvy and other vitamin deficiencies

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>> No.16112895

That has to taste horrible. I can't imagine all those ingredients actually meshing well together. And gold is always a sin in cooking. Why would I eat gold? It adds nothing to food and doesn't even make your shit glitter as a weird flex on poor fags.

>> No.16112954

meh, they're just taking food that was already deep fried and stewing it for a few hours, not really dangerous even if it did come out of the trash

>> No.16112981

it's useful for tough cheap cuts, like if you're buying meat that's butchered from an old dairy cow. not as common these days, obviously

>> No.16112993

>shove cone straight into his eye
>it's actually another cone
>he's taken your ice cream again

>> No.16113005

He started putting these videos out to help people during the pandemic. Millions of stupid people can barely feed themselves. They don't know how to cook and waste their money depending on restaurants and letting their food spoil. It's a sad that people can be ignorant about how to cook a meal but the only way they learn is if someone teaches them.
The recipes are designed to use cheap ingredients most people have around, be simple and convenient to make, and something your kids will eat.

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>2021, the year after COVID
>not topcatting with your chinksticks

>> No.16113055

is it wrong to think that i find that turk bear so hot and want to make love to him?

>> No.16113064

>american cooking
>german text clearly visible in the video

i dont understand this meme

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Sorry you had to type all that, anon. I should have worded it a little better.
What I meant was "how does a Communist country have food in trashbins when Communism is all about food shortages?"

>> No.16113090

that wasn't real communism, hence it didn't work.

>> No.16113105

shits cheat tbqh. you can make a cheap meal for 4 with like 6-7 dollars max

>> No.16113293

if america didn't exist they'd have nothing to talk about

>> No.16113295

this image always makes me thirsty for some reason

>> No.16113745

u sound offended

>> No.16114010

is that a fucking milk with iced tea sauce

>> No.16114023

How does America get out without sounding mad tho?

>> No.16114037

>He started putting these videos out to help people during the pandemic. Millions of stupid people can barely feed themselves.
not only should those people fukken starve, but why is he missing basic steps like spreading oil about his baking sheet, mixing gravy properly to get out lumps, etc.? even on that pizza he's not bothering to spread the cheese properly or evenly and just makes a huge mess.

>> No.16114074

isn't that just tartare

>> No.16114101

tartare is bound with egg and stuff and are spiced, have herbs or fruit in there, etc. those sorts of spreads are usually just bound with the fat normally found in the meat and are only flavored with more basic things like onion or garlic and that's it.

but yeah it's basically the same concept. places all over the world have indepenently come up with hashed meat spreads. quebec has one that is minimally cooked and usually made of pork or veal, with onions and sometimes fruit jam. everywhere has some form of pate. it's normal and only stopped being normal because people stored their meat for longer and so stuff has opportunity to grow in it in transit (as opposed to old timey meat preparation where you slaughter the animal and immediately process as much of it as possible by smoking, canning, salting, etc)

>> No.16114117

Because Pepin is a senile hack. You should check out some of these videos to see brain rot in action. In particular look up his tortilla pizza and curly dog recipes. Hes entirely lost the plot.

>> No.16114134

Idk what you're talking about he spread it fine, he just put too much on so it melted over the side.
Just look at the knife skills. He's still got it.

I'm not surprised a pseud who thinks he's in a position to critique Jacques Pepin's technique is also an edgelord that thinks families struggling to eat and malnourished children is a good thing for society.

>> No.16114155

even in just these webms he seems to move a lot more clumsily and the food he makes is a lot lazier and nonsensical compared to what i remember watching on PBS like 20 years ago

>> No.16114188

I don't get it

>> No.16114204

>His videos about quick and fun recipes for kids don't hold to my culinary standards
Get over yourself

He's an 80 year old man being filmed in his kitchen of course he's going to be clumsier than a 60 year old on a professional soundstage. What he filmed before were complete menus for dinner parties what he films now are things you can cook with what you got from the food bank

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>> No.16114375

10ml LSD.

>> No.16114436

>falling for this meme

>> No.16114464

>Using egg slicer to dice mushroom

>> No.16114563

Autism test?

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>> No.16114919

All you need is one person to buy that shit and all the bills and everyone's check is paid for the week. It doesn't have to taste good.

>> No.16115106

Low key, /ck/ is the most based board on this site. I always find crazy webm's in these threads. /pol/ can't even compete.

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>> No.16115643

>dude just wipes off the piss like nothing happened
fucking disgusting animals. this is oktoberfest, not beerfest. this is the kind of shit that

>> No.16115712

steve jobs

>> No.16115742

Man I have a friend who has a girlfriend from manila and he mentioned that she desperately wants to get out of there

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