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>>16102546The fuck, i love shawarma now.
SEA cuisine anyone?
>>16102647this actually doesn't look that bad. a big ground beef disc would make this a perfect low carb option if youre into that kinda shit.
>>16102658It's like potato fries except way more unhealthy!
>>16102707Dont fucking microwave God's delicious sweet potatoes
>>16102724My bad, converting on the fly.
Out for now.
>>16102551That's just depressing.I thought those people were commies. Why do they have to eat trash? Wasn't that supposed to be a capitalism problem?
>>16102558damnhe is maybe the best of all time but that is a shitty way to do them and they will be SOGGY SHIT. they are so much better with a lot of char and this just makes for some mushy shit
>>16102752I need an asian wife, bros...
>>16102558Man, I haven't made this in ages. Thanks for the reminder.
>>16102752The palm oil industry is killing these beautiful creatures :(
>>16102546Hamas? More like hummus!
>>16102546As if a jew wouldn't take a chance at a free meal.
>>16102551How can someone be eating trash from a literal garbage can and still be fat?
>>16102624You don't recreate recipes, you follow them.
>>16102673there's a pizza place in my hometown who would use that as their "Gluten Free Crust" back before more sensible options came out as the GF market grew. Only had it once at a party but from my memory it was nothing spectacular, kinda threw off the balance of the slice a bit.
>>16102658Where do I get egg milk from? I don't think I've ever seen that at the store?
>>16104153Looks good, but I would use real sauce instead of three chunks of tomato.
>>16104001>coldstone carbonara>no cream
>>16104001God damn it pisses me off how overrated pasta is.
>>16103956hate to break it to you europoor but thats germany
>>16104330That's clearly an American person and an American dish.
>>16104330Why is she cooking traditional thanks-giving appetizer?
>>16102624>Comedy skit>Makes /ck/ seetheAnd I thought reddit was another site.
>>16104438>So proud of the thin slices.Some thicker, some thinner and I can do much, much better with a mandolin.
>>16102752>Jackfruit>literal shit tasting fruitThat's cold
>>16102654That fucking produce guy. Lol.
>>16104470What on earth
>>16104175Fucking furries, but at least it's a cat, and not a don bluth/disney dog face like all the other tranny diaper fuckers.
>>16104969You seem irrationally mad about furries. Are the "furries" here now? Would you like to talk about it?
>>16104976>You seem irrationally mad about furriesCorrect, the nominal level of anger is around 4.12x times higher, which indeed makes it irrational.
>>16104969I don't think you know what a furry is.
>>16104339God I bet that stinks.
>>16104175This is kind of cool.>>16105047This is very uncool.
>>16105091Shut up weeb.
>>16105130Honestly looks really tasty
>>16104339Talebs favorite 'za
>>16105274Furfaggots ruin everything.
>>16104339may as well just shove all that shit in a bowl and serve it to people
>>16104391wouldnt it be better to reduce this then strain it?
>>16103864That egg is overcooked as fuck. Boiled eggs aren't supposed to have a green ring.
>>16105774No, because this sauce is supposed to be thin. It is commonly used for dipping dumplings.
>>16105868"Supposed to" is often different from "best."
>>16104175lmao @ the amerifats that start seething every time this is posted when the dude in the costume likely has no idea wtf a furry even is.
>>16106093Oh yeah? Well you're the guy whose ass fell off from laughing. Who's the real loser?
>>16102752Aside from the missing teeth, shes weirdly sexy in a way
>>16103952It just gets worse and worse
>>16106197The only weird thing is that she hadn't already been scooped up by a pimp. Even atrociously ugly homeless women have that happen very quickly. The only logical conclusion is that the person making the video is paying for her every gesture.
>>16104339That looks disgusting, also what kind of fucking tool eats gold? Thats retarded.
>>16104339lmao, it's just expensive ingredients thrown in one after another, it has no harmony at allthis is just another case of rich people not knowing how to spend money, only where to
>>16103864>Taste of IsraelNot a legitimate taste.
>>16104423People are fucking retarded
>>16102658Why do people do retarded shit like this ?
>>16104339This is grim.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS IS ???
>>16104976this is an efficient system for feeding the jew chinchillas, the sexy rabbit should not interfere
>>16106564Who the fuck puts olives on Mexican food
>>16106577well you tell me who tf is she
>>16106577Americans do. It's good.
>>16106582It's fucking trash
>>16104976_ ____ __ ____ ___ _____!
>>16102752what an adorable little monkey!
>>16102551>china is amazing and all the whites should move there
>>16104001what the fuck is she doing?
>>16102480any of you anons got some human meat preparation tips? a webm would be great
>>16104001I hate cityfags so much
>>16106224>only logical conclusion is that this is a scamoccam's razor, (you)'re wrongdon't confuse probability with sheer possibility
>>16102635Thanks anon a good 2 minutes of my life wasted
>>16104976>You seem irrationally mad about furries. Are the "furries" here now? Would you like to talk about it?>posting that webmyeah furfag I wonder if a furry is here right now
>>16102647>>16102673what if you melted cheese on carpaccio? could that work?
>>16107195please, never post this again.
>>16104303Probably quicker just to get a person to cook it
>>16104339nothing annoys me more than gold leave, you can't taste it makes the dish cost three times the price and often times just looks like shit
>>16107195suicide for you my guy
>>16104448this doesn't kill the crab?
>>16107316good i like my food living. sometimes it's nice to hear them begging me to stop as i chow down
>>16107293That was sped up 200%
>>16102658sounds pretty tasty to me
>>16104339looks disgusting, the ink dough was cool but everything else bad
>>16104976>backfiring malaise custom vanNow that is some based shit.
>>16107194It's more probable they found a unicorn than it is they're paying somebody for her time? Your logic is erroneous.
>>16107464You can pay for a person to do all that. Life is cheap in some areas.
>>16102634that's just cheese omelette
>>16104840Is this really necessary?
>>16107169>>16107131>>16107142This shit is great
>>16104175dude must be making bank whenever a monster hunter game gets released
>>16104339if the foie gras, truffle and caviar were authentic then there's no way they'd need the gold foil to make that pizza worth only 2K dollars.
>>16102558I havent made it past 30s, why would you put oil under bacon goddamn.
>>16102752Clearly mentally disabled. Euthanize.
>>16104001Women are extremely spiteful. They refuse to cook because they think they're still oppressed.
>>16107541Regular people don't fully understand why those are expensive, but they get gold. Those gold sheets probably cost two bucks but they can add another two hundred to the cost because GOLD.
>>16107326poor man's (amer*cans) idea of a fancy salad lol
>>16107726Ace of Spades is the worst thing in that webm
>>16102658i hope that's a penguin's egg, deer's milk and panetone breadcrumbs, because otherwise, might as well just use soggy chips instead
>>16102818you don't put it on the flame though, unless you like charcoal
>>16103952>>16103956is this meant to be a meme? the whole>hurrdurrmurilard?and then everyone pretends to be mentally handicapped and start chanting>hurrdurrmuttilard, hurrdurrmurrilard, hurrdurrmurifat!
>>16104153he's getting old
>>16104368>pures lebenBruuuuuh, it has a german language watermark, it's from german tv about a german fatty.
>>16103952>>16103956why are americans like this?
>>16107511Not necessary, but if you have the time to do it it can improve certain lean meats a lot.I only bother doing it with rabbit/hare, which I don't have often. Protip; smoked lard is great for that.
>>16108001Why is that american on a german tv show and using cans of food with german language labeling?
>>16107726That looks like a 45-year-old child.Reminds me of that meme pic with someone going "were it not for the laws of this land" etc etcI only recently saw the video that's from and discovered it's not a little boy but an adult woman.
>>16108008Jesus christ Favreau
>>16108014those are clearly imported goods
>>16104050huh, an FRH for a precooked rice side sounds way overdone
>>16108029the rice looks completely uncooked, and the timer is set for 15 minutes, so that seems fine.
>>16108020dis lil nugga
>>16108020>that half arsed smile then decent into anguish kek
>>16107809>Ace of Spadesif you buy it you deserved to be fleeced
>>16106564Iirc this is a bitch from Cooking With Jack's church group he brought on to make this monstrosity.
>>16104050>pouch of water included>still need water source for the heater
>>16108116The heater's water doesn't have to be clean since you aren't eating it
>>16108029I'm more worried it's gonna taste like that weird smell FRHs give off.
>>16104001>prego sauce>sawdust cheese>overcooked pasta>frozen meatballspathetic, is this what americans eat when they make pasta?
>>16108123I thought about that, but I don't really want steam from some bog in my food either.
>>16104470I have a cousin who ends up doing this every fucking time there's a party
>>16104448I gotta try this
>>16102551Oh nice China does American takeout?
>>16108145>Pay for ice cream>Wait 10 minutes to actually get said ice creamI'd shove the cone straight into his eyeHe's probably catch ebola from it too with all the hands touching that thing
>>16102647I accidently bought a high-protein frozen pizza that I didn't realize used chicken as the "crust." It wasn't terrible, but I don't think I'd buy it again.
>>16108354Women trying to act cute make me so fucking angry for some reason
>>16108366>Women make me so fucking angryftfy
>>16108366It's not them trying to act cute, it's how badly they do it and how little effort is put in. It infuriates me to no end.
>>16108371Like women are cute but just seeing overexaggerated shit like the chick in the webm makes me livid. Just accept that people aren't going to adore you 24/7 and your actual cute qualities can shine when they come out in your regular demeanor
>>16108378She's presenting a report. Obviously she'll employ a stage persona.
>>16103956Even the most degenerate German still just looks like an average Walmart American, interesting.
>>16107338the ink dough isn't even expensive lol, you can get squid ink relatively cheap. 20 satchels is like 10 bucks on amazon
>>16103964is that raw ground meat?
>>16104339isn't eating gold like eating lead? why would you eat a heavy metal? what a carnival of excess
>>16104470that double take at the end lol
>>16104339not a poorfag but this looks fucking gross
>>16104976that's called the hustle
>>16108354I actually like Avocados but Im strongly tempted to start boycotting them bc i dont want to be associated with this hipster shit.
>>16102752>I thought those people were commies. Why do they have to eat trash? Wasn't that supposed to be a capitalism problem?They ARE commies, hence the problem...Try and name a single cummonist nation that did not have widespread hunger and starvation, you will be surprised to notice it is a reocurring theme amongst the communist world.In soviet russia the hunger was even used as a weapon of mass genocide, hence the holodomor holocaust.In Venezuela, we can see people breaking into houses and stealing family pets to eat them, simply because they do not have access to any other food sources! Cases of canibalism have also been reported...Ever notice how the chinese eat all sorts of animals, including rats, cockroaches and bats? Guess how that got started, it is a neat little story involving Mao tsé-tung and his "great leap forward" that resulted in one of the worse famines ever recorded!So yeah, that lady is actually lucky enough to have access to trashed food, not even that is available in places like Venezuela.
>>16107511Afaik it's mainly used for very lean meat like venison.
>>16109097get fucked on
>>16109097The sugar one made me laugh.
>>16109046Avocado is the ultimate memefood eaten only by Mexicans, women and redditors
>>16102658Us foods sells these delicious fuckers
>>16108422Then her stage persona sucks. Like that twat who thought sh was being "cute" at a grape stomping contest, fell off the stage and broke her fucking neck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0
>>16109178Holy fuck that is disturbing.Did she die?
>>16108928It's ground pork. Germans call it "Mett" and have it for breakfast. It's pretty good, actually.Don't try it with regular ground pork from the store, though. Mett is sold as a specific and more regulated grade.
>>16109178she was trying to cheat lol
>>16102752>communism >food Pick one.
>>16107553>he doesn't know
>>16102480I wish I could chug like this burr. That's a chad bear right there.
>>16109097Surprisingly this didn't trigger my autism.
>>16104976god I wanna fuck that rabbit
>>16106577its tex mex dingus
>>16106577I usually make my mexican food reasonably authentic but olives are such a fucking delight in most dishes. It doesn't feel right to me without them.
>>16109212I certainly hope so.
>>16102647Probably easier than making or buying dough
>>16102551That's actually sad. Doesn't matter where they're from.
>>16107330Imagine how retarded/dead. this man is todays
>>16102740Whoever made this is a moron. Those are prawns.
>>16110608Prawns are shrimp.
>>16104177I'm not sure if this guy is gay, but he's definitely a faggot. So-called "people" who use a fork and knife for finger food are subhuman.
>>16108981Gold is a very inert metal and doesn't generally react with much. So it's basically just ignored by your body. It's a pathetically stupid waste of money and gold, though. I'd much rather see the gold used in electronics, for example.
>>16110648>faggot>gayPretty sure both are the same
>>16110702Faggot is to gay what nigger is to black person.
>>16102654if only you knew how bad things really are.webm
>>16106197god damn you're down BAD
>>16108020What did he give her?
>>16102647No one is going to comment on the most retarded use of a pizza cutter known to man?
>>16107232> Rents squash court> "Hey where's your racquet?"
>>16107330https://youtu.be/-fRNvxQL5aIFull video. He says something like "people work at my plant for 40 years and they are all right"
>>16107131>>16107142>>16107169These are funny but also poorly disguised product placement ads for beer.
>>16108366For me it's just ingenuine behavior over all
>>16111739But that's all NTs.
>>16109149A proper avocado that is eaten as just an avocado is fine. It's when you do shit like put it on toast or make burgers from it is when it's a meme
>>16102647eh, I'd prefer making fathead dough if I was going the low carb route for pizza
>>16102740>salts the water before boilingenjoy buying new pans every year
>>16108354God I hate hipsters.
>>16111848some one needs his med....
>>16108366it's because you're a faggot
>>16109178She deserved to fall for cheating, but I feel bad for the sea lion she landed on :(
>>16102722Why people do this kind of shit?I mean,Just take your time to Cook
>>16102546The fps on this is wreaking havoc on my hermit brain
>>16108469really says something about society
>>16109097oof ow oowie nooo my OCDDDDD FUCKKKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEATH TO AMERICAAAAAAA
>>16104339I wonder how many of those they sell in a month.
>>16104840The fuck it's like watching someone pop blackheads in reverse.
>>16105130Reverse liposuction. Honestly this is gross.
>>16103952>>16103956Holy shit Americans are absolutely disgusting.
>>16112234agreed but she's german
>>16109483please enlighten me
>>16112236Source for that claim?
>>16112413read nigger, read.
>>16112490Read what? She looks pretty American to me.
>>16104153The moment i've realized that he is a hack.
>>16112625There's a penis behind that dress
>>16111722Or, he Just Flexinn.
>>16104153does jacques pepin have alzheimers now or something
>>16108354I like how the random couple chicks just enjoying their meals are way cuter than the reporter trying to do her flirty kissy ahegao bullshitdoesnt help that the reporter has a face like a horse
>>16112652>standart toast bread Into the trash. Fake vid.
>>16111105Anon have you seen the entire rest of this video ? There's not a single good thing about it. It's just bizarre.
>>16112796keto people are mentally ill. probably from physical brain disorders brought on by scurvy and other vitamin deficiencies
>>16104339That has to taste horrible. I can't imagine all those ingredients actually meshing well together. And gold is always a sin in cooking. Why would I eat gold? It adds nothing to food and doesn't even make your shit glitter as a weird flex on poor fags.
>>16102654meh, they're just taking food that was already deep fried and stewing it for a few hours, not really dangerous even if it did come out of the trash
>>16107511it's useful for tough cheap cuts, like if you're buying meat that's butchered from an old dairy cow. not as common these days, obviously
>>16108205>shove cone straight into his eye>it's actually another cone>he's taken your ice cream again
>>16107947>>16112646>>16112732He started putting these videos out to help people during the pandemic. Millions of stupid people can barely feed themselves. They don't know how to cook and waste their money depending on restaurants and letting their food spoil. It's a sad that people can be ignorant about how to cook a meal but the only way they learn is if someone teaches them.The recipes are designed to use cheap ingredients most people have around, be simple and convenient to make, and something your kids will eat.
>>16102551>2021, the year after COVID>not topcatting with your chinksticks
>>16108145is it wrong to think that i find that turk bear so hot and want to make love to him?
>>16103952>>16103956>american cooking>german text clearly visible in the videoi dont understand this meme
>>16104001WHAT THE fuCK
>>16109070Sorry you had to type all that, anon. I should have worded it a little better.What I meant was "how does a Communist country have food in trashbins when Communism is all about food shortages?"
>>16109070that wasn't real communism, hence it didn't work.
>>16108135shits cheat tbqh. you can make a cheap meal for 4 with like 6-7 dollars max
>>16113064if america didn't exist they'd have nothing to talk about
>>16113081this image always makes me thirsty for some reason
>>16107917u sound offended
>>16107142is that a fucking milk with iced tea sauce
>>16107917How does America get out without sounding mad tho?
>>16113005>He started putting these videos out to help people during the pandemic. Millions of stupid people can barely feed themselves. not only should those people fukken starve, but why is he missing basic steps like spreading oil about his baking sheet, mixing gravy properly to get out lumps, etc.? even on that pizza he's not bothering to spread the cheese properly or evenly and just makes a huge mess.
>>16109297isn't that just tartare
>>16114074tartare is bound with egg and stuff and are spiced, have herbs or fruit in there, etc. those sorts of spreads are usually just bound with the fat normally found in the meat and are only flavored with more basic things like onion or garlic and that's it.but yeah it's basically the same concept. places all over the world have indepenently come up with hashed meat spreads. quebec has one that is minimally cooked and usually made of pork or veal, with onions and sometimes fruit jam. everywhere has some form of pate. it's normal and only stopped being normal because people stored their meat for longer and so stuff has opportunity to grow in it in transit (as opposed to old timey meat preparation where you slaughter the animal and immediately process as much of it as possible by smoking, canning, salting, etc)
>>16114037Because Pepin is a senile hack. You should check out some of these videos to see brain rot in action. In particular look up his tortilla pizza and curly dog recipes. Hes entirely lost the plot.
>>16114037Idk what you're talking about he spread it fine, he just put too much on so it melted over the side.Just look at the knife skills. He's still got it.I'm not surprised a pseud who thinks he's in a position to critique Jacques Pepin's technique is also an edgelord that thinks families struggling to eat and malnourished children is a good thing for society.
>>16114117even in just these webms he seems to move a lot more clumsily and the food he makes is a lot lazier and nonsensical compared to what i remember watching on PBS like 20 years ago
>>16109097I don't get it
>>16114117>His videos about quick and fun recipes for kids don't hold to my culinary standardsGet over yourself>>16114155He's an 80 year old man being filmed in his kitchen of course he's going to be clumsier than a 60 year old on a professional soundstage. What he filmed before were complete menus for dinner parties what he films now are things you can cook with what you got from the food bank
>>16104330>falling for this meme
>>16103976>Using egg slicer to dice mushroomBRILLIANT
>>16104339All you need is one person to buy that shit and all the bills and everyone's check is paid for the week. It doesn't have to taste good.
>>16102480Low key, /ck/ is the most based board on this site. I always find crazy webm's in these threads. /pol/ can't even compete.
>>16104470>dude just wipes off the piss like nothing happenedfucking disgusting animals. this is oktoberfest, not beerfest. this is the kind of shit that
>>16102654Man I have a friend who has a girlfriend from manila and he mentioned that she desperately wants to get out of there